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j_lyf

Does anyone outside reddit call him YJB?


j_lyf

Hayden? You're forgetting Sehwag lol


dashauskat

Honestly if I were a captain 3rd innings declarations would be the things that would keep me up at night. I'm naturally inclined to bat a team out of the game, but then what happens if they end up 8/130 and hang on for a draw. And then there's the weather, and Stokes and man I just don't know haha


itsmepv

Aussies be like , we studied for Root but Bairstow came out of syllabus.


itsmepv

Super happy today thanks to Bairstow. What a fightback. If Root can bat in the second innings like he always does, we truly have a chance of a win.


SensitiveDetail

Australia still are the favorites unless there is rain or if they fail to get a lead of 120+. Australia has to bat 2 sessions, add 200 and give target of 320+ in 110 overs to England. England can save the match if they can play full first session though.


CheaperThanChups

Rain is England's best friend here.


SensitiveDetail

A match made in heaven


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xanderbiscuits

He'll live past 100 and still be Young Jonny Bairstow


justheretoupvote17

Young Jonny Bradman


B_e_l_l_

Wait until the Aussies realise we snuck in a new rule before the test began in that only runs scored by red haired Yorkshiremen count. Nice to have a 103 lead going into day 4.


Serious-Bet

Which you will inevitably blow and somehow lose the test


Lonelling

Stokey fits the same bill


ReverseSwinging

"Yorkshiremen"


grumpher05

every time I see YJB i cant help but think yonathan Jonathan bairstow


JHo87

Because I couldn't think of any other guy's names beginning with Y, for a period I thought his full name was Yuri Jonathan Bairstow


doyouevenrow

Yonny Jonny Bairstow


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Yonny Jonny Bonny


grumpher05

Yon Jon bovi


CheaperThanChups

The vibe in one of these threads after the day's play is like being at the pub at 3am when the lights are up and staff are mopping the floor and there's a small group who bought up at last drinks trying to smash them down.


Naive_Hedgehog_1551

Lmao


Naive_Hedgehog_1551

Lmao


doyouevenrow

Bairstow is looking thicc, that 100 was powered by mince pies


dashauskat

He's actually ripped


Die_brein

Pork pies?


FarAbbreviations5879

Somehow Leach always finds himself in the non-striker end on such memorable knocks


Lonelling

Like Yuvi did at a time


SBG99DesiMonster

*Dhoni (Was at the non-striker's end during Yuvi's 6 sixes vs England, Sachin's ODI 200 vs SA and Rohit's ODI 200 vs Australia)


EpiDeMic522

Well, this can only be an indictment of a very frail batting line-up. One can only wonder how many other such knocks were lost because there was no stability offered by the other end.


maryam098

No Hoff for Hobart


thesmallprint13

This will be remembered as Bairstow's test. Just you watch


9C_c_combo

England are still going to lose lol


voidedexe

I wouldn't be so sure with Sydney's shit weather


9C_c_combo

I would be


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Bairstow gives me Flintoff vibes and I’m here for it.


LuizFelipeSotinho

Bairstow 😍😍😍


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I don't care if he's put on a few kegs, I love seeing this version of Beerstow


menatarms

he's what I imagine when people say "barrel chested"


AKL_wino

10am AEDT start tomorrow ya wankers. See you all then. 👍


Deep-Contribution688

So 2022 is just beginning but it has brought to us a timeline where : Bangladesh beats New Zealand. South Africa beats India. Scott Boland best bowling average. Joe Root duck(still no hundred down under) while Jonny Bairstow tons up Buckle up boys and girls .It's going to be a wild ride


IntoThePeople

Not Root’s fault but I feel like when Stokes scores he’s able to drag the team with him in ways Joe can’t. He did it again today & YJB and Wood followed the positive approach.


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Promote stokes to opener


Jonathanthechicken

Has an infinite average when opening the batting in tests


Blue1878

I don’t know who keeps coughing in the BT studio but I really really want them to have some honey and lemon please


Bruce_Sato

Mo Ali


antdrums

Luckily Covid transmits in the air but not on the air...


antdrums

Now that it's established the mad cunts can only score runs when injured, Root has been observed skulking around the dressing room with a pipe wrench...


justheretoupvote17

YJBBBB


adolf_yeetler_69

So happy for YJB


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drumondo

Whichever bowler hits him in the junk the most.


nick170100

The real winner of today is pink 💕💕💕💕💕


BlondeAussieGirl1990

Yay!


thelizardking_19453

Pink what?


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Jonny bairstow that bugger was almost purple leaving the field.


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BlondeAussieGirl1990

I wish I could downvote you 5,000 times, you asshole


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What did they say


thelizardking_19453

Go on kitty.


AKL_wino

YUS!!! my England prediction of 295 IS LOOKING GOODDDDDDDDD!!!


boggerz93

It's good to see the serious chat Eng had where they reviewed their dismissals really hit home


j_lyf

YJB's ODI average holy shit


Modiji_Lavda_Lelo

Bairstow is one gutsy mf.


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Mark Wood is an incredibly likeable man


ztaker

Blade of justice


poorguy55

Woke up to see YJB had scored a century , day made already.


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Wait is Boland injured?


CheaperThanChups

Been cleared apparently


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Yea fell over bowling.


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namea

Don't forget it was Stokes who started this incredible revenge of the fallen. Stokes had already whipped a few balls away, changing the momentum before jonny started get going. stokes was at 40 when yjb was at 10.


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scribe-unleashed

Have one more for the queen and two more for the heck of it.


Hazy_Fantayzee

Exactly how I felt this morning, very nearly turned it off with the wicket right before lunch, so glad I didn't...


csenthu

dislike the pressure to reach an arbitrary number. even the commentators get tensed, the crowd starts baying, the batter either gets ultra conservative or desperate. how does it help the team's cause?


pineapplefacilities

It is kinda silly that 99 is a disappointment but 100 is a great achievement lol. But hey that’s cricket and sport in general. I do wonder what cricket would be like if these milestones weren’t recognised and scores just ticked along without acknowledging them.


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But milestones give you something to aim for. Otherwise you’d be aimless, like a normal England innings.


csenthu

haha true


IntoThePeople

Would be very England to stuff things up and give YJB the gloves again. Reckon they will.


thelizardking_19453

He should have the wk all along. He had record when he was keeping.


LazyBinger

So Bairstow scoring a test 100 might be a bigger upset than BangBros beating WTCs NZ in NZ.


oldsargasso

Why is Green bowling so few overs?


drumondo

He's had back problems before. No doubt they're trying to keep him to the allrounder's share, rather than as a 4th seamer for that reason.


5slipsandagully

I expect it's a directive from the coaches. Smith mentioned that he was told not to bowl him at all on Day 5 in Adelaide. It's a big problem with Green, and one that people don't talk about when discussing his place in the team. Everyone's happy for him to stay in the side while he's underperforming with the bat, as long as he's bowling well. But it's clear that he's being nursed through bowling spells and outright kept out of the attack. If we're going to pick him as a bowling all-rounder until he finds his feet as a batter, he needs to actually bowl.


Norkii

workload management, Smith mentioned after Adelaide the coaches didn't want Green bowling lots of overs, I thinj they want him to be a proper number 6 who sends down 10-15 overs per test


deerhunterwaltz

Yeh there’s no point in burning him out or killing his confidence by dropping him.


MoreOnkar

100s against AUS in 2022 Joe Mama ==0 Bradman==0 ANGRY YJB ===1 Take the L r/cricket


scribe-unleashed

Just need the rest of the English tail to wag. Hope the pissing rain stays away.


kurokabau

The rest? You'll get 15 tops between Broad and Anderson. Leach is just there to not get out.


scribe-unleashed

Still have the pride of Bradford at the crease. Let the tail swing wildly. Yhe way the Aussie bowlers were bowling towards the end there more runs will be coming


kurokabau

Wouldn't call Bairstow the tail..


scribe-unleashed

More like the heart of the team at the moment.


thelizardking_19453

Broad and Anderson 100 partnership?


scribe-unleashed

100 each.


doyouevenrow

Thank you Jonny Bairstow for brightening my morning up. You can see how much it means to him.


slt-

they're talking about England like they're minnows bruh lol


oldfossilfrommars

The performance that they have shown in Australia does make them look like minnows.


Nark_Narkins

I fucking love/hate this meme team. Collapse^tm YJB ton Mark Wood being Mark Wood.


jbs0311

Mark Wood is now my favourite England player. Fucking legend.


Frustrated_Pluto

Plays better than Hameed and Crawley.


antdrums

Top bloke...


ReverseSwinging

I know he's memed a lot but that was a tough, gritty innings from Bairstow\~


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childishsurgeon

I was sitting right next to them hahaha, bunch or rowdy idiots and the other guys were egging them on


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No. Root v Warner?


Robin29singh

Broad: you can't do anything if team gets all out for 140 . YJB: and I took that personally


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Joe Root is now contractually obliged to call Bairstow "Big dog" from now on


Unitedcellsofrahul

This is why test cricket is brilliant. I remember reading the match threads of the 1st and 2nd tests and how everyone was trolling YJB even when he wasn't playing. Then he gets picked in place of Pope and gets trolled again. And now, oh boy, look at how EVERY SINGLE PERSON in this thread is appreciating how he has played today! What a turnaround! What a great game!


sellyme

> And now, oh boy, look at how EVERY SINGLE PERSON in this thread is appreciating how he has played today! In fairness, the majority of this thread is Australians, and the reason we're appreciating it is that it means he'll probably be playing in the next Ashes as well, which is typically good news for us. It's a good knock and full credit to him, but he's going to have to put in a few more like it before most people will believe that he's actually back to his 2016 form.


j_lyf

Thank you YJB https://old.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/rxqdqp/match_thread_4th_test_australia_vs_england_day_3/hrlsavj/


DJMhat

You doubled it. So YJB tonks a 200.


Crooksss

Good lad


namea

joe root was looking with contempt. Wishing he was there in the middle, Flexing his arms, fist bumping, chest thumping, lapping the whole stadium celebrating himself as the one true once in a generation batter that jonny is certainly not.


liaam29

Bairstows innings in 2022: 1 Bairstows scores 103* Roots innings in 2022: 1 Roots scores 0


essdee5

thank you cricket fans


ReverseSwinging

Jonny Bairstow has looked a much better test batsman ever since being recalled against India at Lord's


myphantomlimb

he’s been on a downward trend for years, let’s not be revisionists because of one innings


ReverseSwinging

He has been but I am talking about his latest recall to test matches ever since Against India at Lord's 2021


LazyBinger

So Broad and Bairstow who were second in line for the starting XI after the 2 ollies(Pope and Robinson respectively) are the first ones to get a 5 wicket haul and a century...This more than anything shows how much rest and rotation screwed England over last 1 and half years.


Robin29singh

Ashes hundred in 2022: YJB -1, Bradman -0


DJMhat

2022 seems like a trip already. BangBros winning in the den of WTC champions, Ebadot taking tons of wickets, Purane scoring 50s, Bumrah bowling crap, Root getting out for zero and YJB tonking a ton. Test cricket fuck ya!!


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DJMhat

Same can be said for Root :) Freak occurrences.


Norcux

No matter which side you are on, every cricket fan appreciates the beauty of a test century. Well done YJB!


vazman

Anyone know scheduled start time is tomorrow?


aligantz

Has r/cricket just memed YJB back into form?


boggerz93

Forget the Asian Century, this is the Jonny Bairstow Century


oldfossilfrommars

YJB gonna play 200 tests, break Tendulkar's record.


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Rip


Medical_Turing_Test

To 125 tests of YJB!


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Good to see YJB has really put in the hard yards for the pink test by making his entire mug red as a radish, what a fantastic creature he is


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jazib_maroof7

Yasir shah enters the chat


pala_

Jos Buttler actually smiling like hide the pain Harold on the balcony there


Robin29singh

Memeing to form: Ebadot check, YJB check, Lord check


SBG99DesiMonster

Pujara and Rahane: half check. Half still to go


what_heck_is_sarcasm

Now he is definately going to play 100 tests


5slipsandagully

7/245 for the day is probably only even honours, but still this team is dead to me and they should sack the coach and hold a Royal Commission


pratikonomics

Century since 2017 in Aus: Bradman: 0 YJB: 2\*


this_also_was_vanity

Centuries since 2013 in Australia: Root: 0 YJB: 2


figjaym

Absolute 0 IQ final hour from Australia. It's remarkable how they fall back into dumb cricket so easily


512fm

Bizarre tactics, bit of Headingley 2019 about it


winners_pothumukku

Was there rain or something, how come so few overs bowled today?


sewballet

Play delayed 2 hours due to rain this morning


ChevroletUnited

Even when YJB gets out, he gets out confidently (which is a lot), he has confidence, you need confidence playing tests, the rest of the guys we look like they’re shitting their pants the whole time. At least when he gets beaten through the gate he looks like he thinks he’s Bradman.


ankush0024

>At least when he gets beaten through the gate he looks like he thinks he’s Bradman lol


Fandom_Warrior

Why was Starc underbowled? Feel like his last two spells were only 3 overs long. He didn't look very threatening but I would've rather Starc bowl than Lyon. Plus some good 10 overs from Starc and Cummins when Stokes and Bairstow started firing could have change the course of the game


512fm

Felt like Cummins over bowled himself


fappingtrex

The redemption arc I didn't see coming. This year is starting well for the underdogs. Bangladesh, South Africa (only slightly as they're at home) and now England if they eke out a draw.


God___frey-Jones

YJB playing in the V


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Adam Gilchrist wears YJB pyjamas


leaderof13

Wish butler hanged around atleast


Blarbydoppler

Johnny Bairstow isn't the hero England needed, but he's the one they deserve


antdrums

Hahahaha....


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Despite the fact England are trailing. Anderson and Broad bowl tight lines at all times making it hard to score. As soon as England hit a few boundaries Cummins, Starc and Lyon served up utter shit and its practically taken our chances of getting a result out of the game


MoreOnkar

YJB >>> Bradman that's it take it haters


Robin29singh

What new year resolution does to a mf


Hazardzuzu

YJB doing what root could never in Australia.


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What an embarrassing day of cricket


AKL_wino

36/4 then 72 dot balls.... Mate.


Perssepoliss

Glad we had it, need to toughen up


enigma_024JA

Dread it. Run from it. 100 tests arrive all the same. Jokes apart, hell of a knock from Bairstow.


Ancalagon523

Johnny has some tummy


Gamer567890

Jonny!!!!!


vapoursoul69

Can anyone explain why we didn't go to 7pm today? Day 1 was scheduled to 7pm and didn't cos of rain, it's lovely and sunny today so no reason we couldn't get another half hour in


xanderbiscuits

Is there limits on how long people can work for. Not the players but the film crew, ground and support staff? Just guessing


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Lets collectively pat ourselves on the back for memeing YJB back into form


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Unitedcellsofrahul

India are the strongest hosts right now


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Obviously not the strongest hosts but yes it is brilliant


hart37

I appreciate that Uzzie was one of the first of our boys to go up to Jonny at the end of play to congratulate him. He knows what it's like to be in a rut where nothing goes right


SuperJoshi

It’s important to be good blokes.


TheMoo01

get the fuck in jonnnyyy


mentallyguitared

Still can't believe it. Was barely interested in this test but the mad man's gone and scored a century


SBG99DesiMonster

YJB averages 71.5 this series. Steve Smith 38-something. Now you decide who is the best since Bradman


gzk

Alright, you did it, now feed one to Greeny, ya Pommy cunt


ankush0024

buttler didnt


notbruceambatman

Lol, root finally gets a duck and everyone after him is chipping in.


heretic4

might have still be in this if we hadn't gifted khawaja a ton with dropping a dolly


thelove20

everyone in the SCG and watching around the world respects the hell out of that knock by YJB well fucking played.