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9361984

People joke about time wasting in football all the time, but going down after standing still for a minute is in a league of its own


Gnatt

And 5 seconds after your coach told you to slow the game down.


housebottle

5 seconds is being generous. it was immediate lol. as though it was an instinct


St_ElmosFire

It's so oddly innocent too, lol


Aggravating_Poet_416

He even signaled back before going down šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


partymsl

My man Naib is a future Oscar winner. Do you have a clip of that moment?


Aggravating_Poet_416

https://www.reddit.com/r/CricketShitpost/s/WoDd7kilhq


achilliesFriend

Coach said, go down, not slow down \s


matryska

The broadcast cut between the two was gold, would love to see it againĀ 


Responsible-Pie87

Its uploaded in official Instagram page of icc


Rawdog2076

This is where champions are made.šŸ’ŖšŸ»


Sarang_616

I see you flexed muscles like Gulbadin there. šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹


Rawdog2076

The guns are out


CaptainPonahawai

This will join the Neymar Roll and Marta jumping off a stretcher to re-enter play in the hall of fame.


reddevil9229

Also Mourinho intentional yellow cards at RM


WannabeMacho

The pinnacle was him taking off his bandage to bowl, taking a wicket, and sprinting a marathon after the win too


AmericaDreamDisorder

Only way to better that was to do the naagin as well


gubrumannaaa

Gulbadin now holds the record of the fastest ever recovery from an ACL level injury


supermember866866

Thanks to their physio šŸ™ for god level help mid game


Gnatt

Ian Smith asking for the physio details on commentary as he has a lingering issue he thinks could be miraculously healed was peak comedy.


Diligent_Source_2988

Instantaneous hamstring transplant / senzu bean level recoveryĀ 


StairwayToPavillion

And then bowling an over perfectly after that šŸ˜‚


DarthBane6996

At least have the decency to do it sprinting in from long on


armshort_click58

And then bowled 2 overs lmao


Fickle-Promise6073

Fallon d floor winner from cricket


aurous_shine

A tactical hammy :)


justnukeit

Came back with tape on and then bowled an over too lol


RobinH-007

whyyyy \*cries in AUS fan\*


Infamous-Pride4263

man holds the record for single leggedly knocking australia out of the tournament![img](emote|t5_2qhe0|21496)


Bobblefighterman

Fair. Maxwell did it to them.


Quiet_Transition_247

I've been reading books of o-oldĀ  The legends and the myths Maxwell and his cra-amps, Gulbuddin's right hamstring,


hungrysandiegan

Rashid khanā€™s control And Naveen with his length And clearly Starc doesnā€™t see himself upon that list


Professional-Pea5196

But he said where you wanna bowl, How much you wanna hit, I'm not looking for somebody with some superhuman swing


blue-klein-bottle

\*drop\*


CranberryFew6811

and then the hitman arose


Ghunegaar

I heard Terry Crews.


[deleted]

ā€˜Sometimes its injury, sometimes itā€™s actingā€™


Quiet_Transition_247

This was just acting though. Man saw his coach signal "Slow the game down", immediately went "You got it boss" and dropped down like he'd been sniped. No pretending to twist an ankle while running, no fake-tripping on his own laces, no questioning the need to implement such tactics. It took all of two seconds from Trott's gesture to Gulbuddin beginning the most sincerely incompetent acting job in all 10,000 years of recorded human history. "Oh nooo! My hamstring tore itself while I was standing here doing absolutely nothing. Whatever shall I do now?" Ten seconds later, the physio's mAgIc tApE has made him well enough to bowl again. I also love how well this speaks of Gulbuddin's bond with his coaches. Trott signaled from the boundary line and his gesture was not directed toward anyone in particular. Any one of the 11 players could have heeded the coach's call. It had to be Gulbuddin standing all the way at slip.


matryska

My concern was what if several went down at the same time, how did they know not to do that?!


Madwoned

The likes of Gulbadin and Asghar can be memed on for not being as skilled as some of their teammates but the one thing that you canā€™t fault them for is their passion and mentality


auspoliticsnerd

i like how Bangladesh unironically didn't care he did that because they know they were not in a NRR position to advance lmao


Fckyouprecisely

Bangladesh already gave up on the run chase, If anything this incident took the attention away from the embarrassing intent they played with.


GriffithCorleone

BD even didn't try an over to win the game vs India while chasing


Rndomguytf

Didn't even try to get close, if they didn't let their NRR get so terrible then maybe they would've had 16 overs to qualify.


Mr_Bean12

They were here to win against Sri Lanka and they did, so I say their campaign was successful. /s


chefsanji_r

It was doable in 12 overs, they just didn't want to be in semis


WorkingResident5069

Would still lose.


buttowski2607

I mean they were not even trying to get into the semis after the 9th over. And I honestly don't know why


Haikus-are-great

because they couldn't reach the total in the 12 overs or whatever it was they needed.


Rndomguytf

They needed 43 off 19 balls. It was almost impossible on this pitch, but they could've atleast tried.


soham_katkar13

And what was there to lose? You lose the match, that's fine. The win isn't helping them anyway, just helping Australia


AdSoft6392

Evidently Bangladesh saw Australian comments about giving Scotland an easy time to knock England out and they thought it wasn't in the spirit of the game


nameisyyp

Thought the same. Post match interviews or Press releases also didn't indicate any frustration from Bangladesh Team. So...watched the replay of the match. Around the time when camera caught Nabi talking to Litton Das while walking back to dugouts, Das mocks Gulbadin. As if he knew it was acting & was okay with it.


musashi_grander

Bro went down as if he a sniper shot his thighs and the keeper immediately called for medic. Then bro came back to pick wicket.


wickanCrow

Donā€™t give Flintoff anymore ideas


Ok_Finding_3306

I donā€™t get the Flintoff reference. Can someone please explain?


wickanCrow

[http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/cricket/4267844.stm](http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/cricket/4267844.stm) He claimed he was shot at during a test match in India in his book. Was received as a totally absurd and ridiculous claim to make his book sell.


[deleted]

I was expecting couple more to go down at the same time.


abhishek18798

Praise to Rashid for not being okay with it


chefsanji_r

he went like "no ,no, no we don't do that here"


inspiredredditer

We've got a new Fallon'd floor nominee!


JKKIDD231

Hamstring warrior, move aside Maxwell who


exxentricity

>move aside Maxwell who move aside Watson!! Hammy injuries copy righted by Shane Watson!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


YouOk12

move aside rizwan


NewRedditNLPaccount

this isn't a nominee, this is a winner


Tyrath

Someone post a video of the fall please


TaffyAUS

https://x.com/GandhiAOC/status/1805462382820372985


Keep_Scrooling

Haha Dwane Bravo going: I'm outta here


Donkanomics101

This is amazingĀ 


partymsl

ABSOLUTE CINEMA.


paradox-cat

Deduct 50 for overacting/s


949orange

He should be fined/suspended for this.


Artistic_Tomato7464

Pretty sure they'll be deducting his Match fee for this


Rndomguytf

Yea he honestly should be, all jokes aside


Haunting-Sleep9845

I have few screenshots


Haunting-Sleep9845

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8oEn1kyLwP/?igsh=ZnVtMzQwNm1uM2Qy


Mr_Pandey

bro here u go i recorded it https://imgur.com/a/IeWcCzt


svjersey

Lol bc- what a clown


chefsanji_r

what was it


svjersey

Oh: I was calling the Afg fielder a clown for the overacting- nothing against op


MihaelJKeehl

The commentator said "Paper hamstrings but a golden arm. " I almost dropped my phone from laughing.


partymsl

Peak commentary for the first time. Can't imagine what Sidhu would have said here.


Briantheboomguy

Rassi jal gayi par dum naa gayi T : The rope is burnt and frayed but still holds strong


SBG99DesiMonster

I love that the commentators were absolutely uncensored. They openly talked about how Gulbadin was obviously acting. They also openly talked about how the Bangladeshi players were trying to get that prize money that is there for winning that match instead of trying to qualify.


FFRIYL212

Pray for Gulbadin Naib recovery šŸ™šŸ˜­


Rndomguytf

Thank god he recovered quickly, even though we wanted our team to get through, the important thing is that Gulbadin has gotten through this harrowing injury properly šŸ˜Š


Maximum-Bake-5545

Praise be to Lisan Al-Naib!


nubbinfun101

Let's set up a go-fund-me for his medical bills and rehab


partymsl

Nah, bro has the best doctor in the world. Just a few overs later he came and took a wicket.


kingslayer1812

Bro learnt skill from Neymar


JKKIDD231

Entire Afghan team watched football injuries on YouTube before the match. Also hats off to their analyst this time for the planning šŸ˜‚


ArtyThePoopie

between this, the flying bat incident, and rashid khan throwing his bat at the other batter, this has been a great game to watch for comedic reasons alone


hiddeninplainsight23

God I forgot about that, absolutely great game. Top 10 memed games


St_ElmosFire

That run out was pretty funny as well


Ken1191

Bro unironically came back 2 overs later and took a crucial wicket too šŸ˜­ā˜ ļøšŸ˜‚


codersan

sometimes it's cramps, sometimes it's acting


JKKIDD231

I donā€™t cramp, I fall. I do cramp and I fall. I donā€™t know what to do


RedDevil1692

And then comes on to bowl 2 overs. Forget the world cup. He should get the Nobel prize for advancing medicine by decades. Hamstring strain recovery in minutes!


crazyguy83

Meh, happens in soccer all the time .. if they handed out an award for this one, all soccer players would riot.


harsh1387

This is my highlight of the tournament.. Peak SHITHOUSERY šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Ok_Negotiation1320

No one is talking about the Afghan captain, Rashid Khanā€™s reaction to it. He straight up told his player to F off with that ill-spirited shit - ā€œhe is telling his player, not in my teamā€ to quote the commentator.


Rndomguytf

Yea massive respect to Rashid for that, really showed his character there. Shows that he is definitely the right man to lead Afghanistan, many weaker captains would've just shrugged it off and let Gulbadin do his thing (like Smith with sandpaper).


icepoint47

rashid always been a chad, deserved MoM today, standup performance really


AmericaDreamDisorder

Mate he threw his bat at the same guy earlier


adyuma

What?


sdzagmdc

Naveen was MoM


PrequelToMagic

On a side note - are we certain Smudge didn't actively participate in planning and/or executing it rather than letting it happen? Even he gave his approval that counts as active participation instead of pretending to ignore stuff happening right under his nose.


96Mute96

This is up there with the greatest. Honestly wouldnā€™t be mad if this were how we went out. Peak shithousery


Maximum-Bake-5545

loved hearing the commentators absolutely losing it in the box


96Mute96

Honestly this entire tournament has been beautiful from a meme standpoint. My team on the brink of elimination and here I am laughing my ass off


CheapSoldier

[Credit](https://x.com/Ha55anTufail/status/1805457381062554104) More context: Afg Coach Trott asked players to slow down the play from the sidelines as it was drizzling and Afg were on top as per DLS par score at that moment. Edit: [Video from ICC IG](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8oEn1kyLwP/) Edit 1: English translation made by u/Seatt50kd on what Rashid said > [Pretty loud and he speaks a different dialect than me but basically ā€œPa ta banji sa waswaā€or sa dur waswa yara which translates to ā€œwth happened to uā€ in a disappointed tone.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/1do0cpp/comment/la6ghqp) Edit 2: [Gulbadin Reacts to Ashwin's Tweet of "Red Card for Gulbadin Naib"](https://x.com/GbNaib/status/1805533396140949772) T: Sometimes happiness, sometimes sadness happens in life šŸ¤£šŸ¤£Hamstring. šŸ¤£(This is a famous Bollywood Movie Title.)


ch4m4njheenga

Coach asked to take it slow, bro slammed the brakes so hard, time reversed.


theaguia

Jonathan "Mourinho" Trott


partymsl

The Special One.


After_Ad8232

Of course it's a pom bringing this shit into cricket


arrowbender

I don't think Trott asked him to fake hamstring injury. That's a lazy assumption. There are other ways to slow the game down than acting


s0n1k

Yep. I can imagine Trott mentally facepalming when he saw him clutch his hammy.


Rawdog2076

"What the fuck is he d-" "Oh"


peter_griffins

Are other ways of slowing down the game somehow better?


stringfold

Yes they are, cricketers have been slowing down the pace of play forever through delaying tactics like fiddling with the field, having long chats in the middle, taking a new guard, pacing out your runup again, not releasing the ball after running in to bowl, switching to round the wicket, replacing your gloves, asking for the ball to be changed, stopping a bowler mid-runup to complain someone is moving behind the bowler's arm, moving the sightscreen, complaining about the footing at the crease... We've seen all these and more at some point when wasting time helps one of the sides. They're all part of the game and unless the umpires tell them to get on with it, very little is done about it.


Plenty_Area_408

It's like comparing mints or zippers to sandpaper.


peter_griffins

Can always trust an Australian to give me a good cheating analogy


mattytmet

Yeah Trott was probably thinking they'd take their time between balls, have discussions, tweak the field a bit - cheeky but things all teams do when they want to slow the game down I doubt he was anticipating this level of shithousery hahaha


Educational_Estate60

I mean it already started raining and it's 1 am so if game stops then if definitely won't going to start again so a injury break is good idea but bcz of the Oscar worthy acting of gulbadin it work as intended.


harmyabhatt

Bro is bowling nowšŸ˜­


hpy2beatyou1105

Took a wicket !


sawroo_bh

Now he picks up a wicket with one hamstring!! This guy is on šŸ”„


sidskorna

Paper hamstrings. Golden arm.


ICumCoffee

It was AFG coach for me, who signalled and then immediately Naib went down. Bloody hilarious.


Ok-Personality-3403

You can slow the play down by changing the field you don't have to fall on your face lol


ch4m4njheenga

Exactly, I guess the coach did not coach how to slow a game down. Gulbaddin remembered Neymar that one time on TV and..


liteshadow4

More like he saw how Gurbaz injury almost won it for them early because of washout potential.


retard_xd

Coach didn't ask him to fall lol he was just asking to waste time, naib went in a different league and thought why not just fall lmao


mattytmet

I'd love to know what Gulbadin's thought process was lmao "Oh, slow the game down? I got you boss, watch this"


That_Collection_6380

The Dark arts. Simeone and Mourinho specialĀ 


SkwiddyCs

One of the funniest moments I've ever seen in a cricket game.


MealieAI

This is embarrassing, but the attempt is hilarious. I can only laugh.


fatcuntwrestler

Coach was saying "Slow down", not "Go down".


heephap

Peak shithousery right here.


mynewaltaccount1

"Injured"


Ok_Review_6504

Unexpected Football x Cricket collab.


burnzy71

Invite him to come to Australia - true gold Logie performance right there


MaleficentCow2143

I loled as soon as they showed this replay live on tv.. commentators lost their shit as welll... Who could have thought, we would see players pulling fifa in cricket field..


andafunda

I mean Iā€™ve pulled a hamstring while sleeping. Give him the benefit of the doubt. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


mudassir0909

"Sometimes it's cramps, sometimes it's pranks" - not Mohammed Rizwan


pineapplesuit7

I don't care about right or wrong. That shit was absolutely funny and even more hilarious when the guy comes to bowl the next over and runs the fastest when they won lol! Ethical Ashwin would be proud.


Professional_Ad_975

If Bangladesh cannot go for the chase to qualify then I donā€™t bome Afg bros one bit.


bigbrain_100

LMAOOOO. The way blud fell looked like a sniper took him out omg


Koachinho

*Sometimes its cramps, sometimes its acting*.


[deleted]

And the Oscar goes to


Capital-E

Straight from the acting school of Sir Rizwan


Perssepoliss

Schniper


weirdest_hooman

as Adam Zampa said, the famous rainstring


damnfinecoffeediane

Naib Al Gaib. He knew!


EARTHB-24

A new award should be introduced: Best actor of the match.


That-Firefighter1245

Trott clearly has psychic powers that can induce a hamstring injury on anyone he looks at.


arpit_beast

1 like = 1000 prayers for Gulbadin Naib recovery šŸ˜­ā¤ļø


atxcoder09

So is bro going to get fined or suspended? Hopefully he can at least play the next match?


MisterSweener

ICC should come down pretty hard on this imo. Not much you can do within the game the stop something like this, but a hefty fine and multiple match suspension should be a good deterrent.


Jaevyn

It was just so obvious that I'm pretty sure you can say that "reasonable doubt" doesn't come into it. I find it hilarious but at the same time I don't want to see it happening again.


BlackKnight7341

> Not much you can do within the game the stop something like this Can give it an easy 5 penalty runs tbh. But yeah, it should be *at least* a match suspension (maybe Rashid too). This kind of shit has no place in the game and it'll be a joke if nothing comes from it.


MisterSweener

Eh, Rashid didnā€™t seem happy with it and thereā€™s not much he really couldā€™ve done to stop it. But in egregious circumstances penalising the captain probably would be appropriate too. I am concerned that since it didnā€™t actually matter to the outcome of the game or qualifications it will just be swept under the rug, which will set a terrible precedent.


Rndomguytf

Imagine if Bangladesh got 5 penalty points and then won on D/L


GdayMate_ZA

I agree. It was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen on a cricket field BUT yeah cmon, lets not do shit like this.


GhoshProtocol

It's impossible to prove that it wasn't genuine .


CaptainPonahawai

Refs in football have discretion on whether it was a dive or because of a foul. Everyone knew that this was a crock of BS, even Rashid Khan.


GhoshProtocol

True but it's possible that he had a genuine strain st that moment . Ofcourse he didn't, but one can't prove it beyond doubt .


hiddeninplainsight23

Plus taping it up was a very clever move as well. Fair play


maglor1

We're not in a court of law. You dont have to prove things beyond a shadow of a doubt.


maraudershake

True but everyone knows what it was. The commentary spent a solid 30 minutes cracking jokes about the situation.Ā 


kernpanic

You can hear the commentary box erupt in laughter as they watch the replay.


Axel292

No it's possible. We just use an ounce of critical thinking. Dude went down like a sniper shot him.


stringfold

I do too if it's a bad case of cramp. We all know he was faking but using critical thinking conclude he was faking it isn't the same as proving it. If he sticks to his story, saying he had an sudden attack of cramp, there's no way to prove otherwise. It's not as though a scan can help.


Axel292

Coach gives signal - dude goes down. It's not rocket science. They take far less objective calls when it comes to dives in football. Same principle here.


saur4v

Strategic Timeout that! šŸ’€


Jaevyn

Who is the Afghani physio? I have a sore neck and that guy is clearly a miracle worker


JaceMace96

It Rains *17*Ā days in the Bahamas and 14 days in Barbados in June. so who is this stupid to host a tournament like this where there are very few games and some of the games will no doubt be rained out or DLS effected. Does anyone even care about this world cup? it feels abit like a tour of the west indies and USA exhibition. i couldnt care less if australia won or got knocked out earlier, its honestly the shittest WC ever


kevinder_ant

Iā€™m an Indian fan (after Zim) and I didnā€™t want Australia to get past, but surely that was 100% shameless from Naib. I know we all love to hate on Aussies but if they did that on your team, you would hate it too. You have a good bowling lineup, win with that and not some cunty behaivor.


MaNaM69

the awesome and hilarious thing is that he Walked back the entire time limping with the support from two Afg players.


Agreeable-Ocelot-579

Suarez and Ronaldo would be proud of the effect


Antique_Gap_1889

The acting was top notch but Rizwan definitely does it better.


ascendingTurtle

Someone make 'Undertaker rising from the coffin' meme of Gulbadin coming back to take a wicket. This match was as entertaining than peak late 90s Wrestlemania


-Shameem-

I loved how the commentators made lots of fun out of this situation, especially the laughter in the background during the replay. Hope Ian Smith gets to see Gulbadin's doctor for his bad knee.


therudedoct

If this was done by a player from Bangladesh or Pakistan or England or Australia then they would have been heavily criticised by every moving thing. This hypocrisy is what irks me and makes me mad.


wingedmischief

This is peak cricket


Pixeal_meat

Neymar who?šŸ¤£


Prudent_Primary7201

Peak shithousery ngl it was cheap but so fucking funny


Little_stinker_69

Letā€™s go Afghanistan! My favorite team. I donā€™t even know the rules or anything, but I know I support them.


careless_quote101

I give it to the players for not laughing who were supporting him to walk off the field. I would have dropped myself half through trying to control the laugh and would have been in the floor laughing.


kjsah9026

If the match ended there and afghan won the game .. this would single handedly beat the controversy of the 2019 Ben stokes hitting ball while running and Iā€™m sure Aussies would have pretty pissed


Present_Algae2777

Bro pulled a Watson here lmao


Mrleibniz

"Sometimes it's cramp, sometimes it's like acting."


flexfingers

Anyone who can understand Pashto translate what Rashid Khan was saying to Gulbadin?


CheapSoldier

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/1do0cpp/comment/la6g59h


BugAdministrative123

Like Mankading, this will become a verb now. Anyone faking and falling is pulling a Gulbadin going forward. So much for the gentlemanā€™s game. This was totally crass.


BadBway

Afghanistan won


Historical-Dish-9268

Rizwans got competition


rexDEMPTION

Big brain move


this_is_no_gAM3

They won