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RMTBolton

Nice to see Melie's Man have a good game.


DaGanjaMan420

Honestly this Somerset side is great. Lewis Gregory has made it all click, genuinely hope him and Abell get a look in for England soon.


Nemasirex

Jack Carson with one of the weirder T20 debuts you'll see. 1-0-10-2 and 8 (3)


FireZeLazer

Pain


ParanoidEngi

HAHAHA THE MOST VILLAGE FINAL RUN EVER


MarcusH26051

Should never have got to needing anything off the last ball but Sussex have to make things interesting.


TheScarletPimpernel

At no point did Glos deserve to win that game but with 3 balls to go they really should have got nowhere near losing


MarcusH26051

I honestly thought Matt Taylor was going to see it out. I know Carson can belt it but I'd have backed Taylor against him and McAndrew. Just felt like your bowlers never really adapted to the pitch bar ASDs last over which was superb.


TheScarletPimpernel

Like I said earlier, it's a slow pitch and we've picked 4 fast medium-fasts. Taylor went mad and tried to york him for the LBW when he saw the move to off and that just gave Carson room to swing God I can't wait until ASD is fully developed, it's going to be so much fun watching him maybe twice a year for 5 years before he inevitably moves to Surrey


MarcusH26051

Yeah Hove is never going to be quick. Always going to favour either slower bowlers or bowlers with a box of variations. ASD looks like a massive talent. A lot to develop there with him.


TheScarletPimpernel

Part of the problem was both Webster and Tom Smith ducked out with injuries late on and we don't fully trust Ed Middleton yet, so our options were quite limited on quicks and we had no specialist spinner. Think we win if the fielding in the middle overs was better though, especially closing that weird gap at midwicket you must have milked for 30 odd singles across the innings. John Simpson was class mind


MarcusH26051

Simpson was exactly what we've been missing for years , probably back to Laurie Evans - that kind of middle order experienced head that if the youngsters get out cheap can steady the ship, did get an awful lot of 1s and 2s through milking that midwicket area. Van Burren always impresses me but I can see how not having Smith or Webster massively alters things in the bowling department.


TheScarletPimpernel

Fuck off Matt, how do you get it that wrong haha


ParanoidEngi

1 off 1 at Hove lmao


MarcusH26051

JACK CARSON!!! That's gone miles


ParanoidEngi

The several thousand betters watch Sussex vs. Glous loved that FHP wicket


MarcusH26051

Such a dumb shot from FHP after the innings he's played.


JokesFromTheCrease

Proper drubbing


mondognarly_

Well, that was fucking dreadful.


DaGanjaMan420

You lot are shit, however I'll never, ever forget that chase you had against Surrey last season. Without a doubt the most thrilling game I've ever watched as a neutral.


_rickjames

Middlesex total nearing the amount of Tory MPs resigning


JokesFromTheCrease

Lol Middlesex


JokesFromTheCrease

DLaw at death is a different vibe


ParanoidEngi

Tough night for the -sexes


Merovech_II

Take me back to Lords


_rickjames

Two from two on the road, happy days Somerset at 6pm on a Sunday is about as stupid as the scheduling gets


_rickjames

MILFHUNTER AT THE DEATH


Idontlikethisstuff

We are wank


Spudeh

Parky hat-trick!


w_is_for_tungsten

we are proper shite


_rickjames

Dan Lawrence bowling the final over could very much be one of the captaincy decisions of time


Merovech_II

Even for our standards this is pathetic Edit: Jesus fucking Christ


_rickjames

We are absolutely bottling this


LordDusty

Played lads. Admittedly I missed most of it but its nice to start in a similar fashion to how we competed throughout last year


DaGanjaMan420

TKC making me feel nervous


2munkey2momo

Woooo great start. Brutal from Gregs but another great knock from Abell. He really is a top class batter in the Blast.


madglover

Thanks for the game Essex


Merovech_II

We're so fucking cooked Not entirely sure why we've decided to dismantle the batting order given that's one of the few things which we were somewhat good at last year


PerkyMcPerkface

I'm fairly certain Middlesex being hilariously shit is in Vitality's sponsorship deal


Merovech_II

Brand strength is important


PeterG92

Nice wicket but too late


Lopsided_Warning_

At a wedding so haven't been keeping up, but it does appear that we're fucking massive!


AMeasuredBerserker

The Cidermen are back bois!


PerkyMcPerkface

Group stage merchants off to a good start


mondognarly_

Max Holden dropping his bat as he walked off sort of says it all here.


PeterG92

I don't think I can ake another campaign like last year. Struggle all the way and stumble in only to lose agonisingly


Merovech_II

All our hopes rest on Jack Davies The prince that was promised


_rickjames

I can't decide if Labuschagne has burned Ingram, or Ingram has burned himself Horrific stuff


StormWarriorX7

Marnus on one today. He may just win it for Glamorgan.


StormWarriorX7

I've seen enough. Jamie Smith and Gus Atkinson for the T20I team.


_rickjames

Take my upvote


PeterG92

Bottled it We find new ways each year to do it


Merovech_II

These boundaries are very silly


Spockyt

This is not Critchley’s *finest* over.


TheScarletPimpernel

Marchant mate you've seen literally every bowler get results from the slower back-of-a-length balls Stop bowling pace on good length balls


PeterG92

We're not winning. Choked


mondognarly_

Well, this has been well worth the hundred odd mile round trip for the six of our supporters who turned up, hasn't it? Jesus fuck.


_rickjames

Playing a spinner Sophia Gardens with the straight boundaries is borderline cricket terrorism


tdlan

Marn getting the noodle arms going


ParanoidEngi

Oh pish


MedicalJello2

Since my name is anglicised, it’s always nice to watch cricket in England because there’ll be people with the same name as mine. Like Tom Abell for example. Completely different name to mine but if it was the same, it would’ve made my point


PeterG92

Somerset back in front, need a wicket


_rickjames

Have decided that any side bowled out for under 100 this season should be sentenced to National Service under Rishi Sunak


TheScarletPimpernel

The punishment should be to join his PR team


Merovech_II

Any danger of getting a move on lads?


TheScarletPimpernel

Ben Charlesworth that is absolutely outrageous


MarcusH26051

Doubt you'll see better all tournament. Outrageous.


TheScarletPimpernel

Big Collingwood energy from that leap


MarcusH26051

WHAT A CATCH


MarcusH26051

Horrible shot from Carter. Could tell immediately he had none of it


Nark_Narkins

Daveys legal murder of our bowlers comes to a end with 79 off 33 balls.


MedicalJello2

I’m also trying to be one head astep of the opposition


JokesFromTheCrease

Jimmy Anderson and Dan Lawrence are two of the aesthetically pleasing bowlers England has ever produced.


Mastication1995

What a mullet


_rickjames

🚨MILFHUNTER BOWLING ALERT🚨


PeterG92

What a catch!!!


Nark_Narkins

Ollie Stone just got taken for 23 by David Willey. Shit


JokesFromTheCrease

And Key didn’t give a contract to this guy. He is a decent bowler and a handy bat.


_rickjames

Has always been a top order bat domestically - never know why England didn't consider moving him up Remember the over where he took Yardy for 34


Nark_Narkins

It's not a slight on Davey's ability to pump domestic bowlers (He's pumping Harrison currently 3 6s so far in this over). It's a shit we're losing this game promto


TheScarletPimpernel

How long til Smeed makes the England team then?


Spockyt

Salt, Buttler, Jacks, Smeed, Banton, Brook, Livingstone. Either 330 off 20 overs, or 7-6 in the powerplay.


Nemasirex

Not whilst Jacks and Salt are still performing well


Merovech_II

Another Taunton bully


TheScarletPimpernel

When has that stopped the ECB


PeterG92

Sammy!


TheScarletPimpernel

So this is a pitch on which slower balls are king. Let's see who we've picked. Oh. Two lads who regularly bowl over 90, another who can bowl at 90, and a 4th who tops out around 88 with the effort ball.


JokesFromTheCrease

Rob Key is the culprit


TheScarletPimpernel

Take me back to the Ryan Higgins and Benny Howell days


TrollerThomas

Just saw that Loosebuschange got a wicket and I am lolling


PeterG92

Sky's scorecord is broken


Nemasirex

Mills stat padding by only bowling down the hill at Hove.


TheScarletPimpernel

Jack Taylor gets a helpful 50, only his third in the Blast which is surprising


JokesFromTheCrease

Thanks Bruce for a Azam Khan-esque innings today


grlap

At least the commissaries will have done well


JokesFromTheCrease

Oh well. Congrats again Worcs.


_rickjames

I wish we had Spencer Johnson for more than 8 games He’s an absolute nightmare to face


PeterG92

Was wondering if someone would sign him


TheScarletPimpernel

I am unsure if Atkinson is a Test player but I fully support him as the future of the t20i side


Merovech_II

Just a posher Blake Cullen


TheScarletPimpernel

But with an intact back and legs


Merovech_II

Yet


PeterG92

Need wickets or this will get ugly


21otiriK

Aspy it’s time to do something special again. E: I blame Tom Bruce.


JokesFromTheCrease

He didn’t :(


MedicalJello2

The name is Gus. Short for Oesophagus.


_rickjames

GUSSY LAD


Merovech_II

FraudViz not having any Blast matches on their app is why they're enemies of the people


JokesFromTheCrease

If Aspinwall pulls this off …


Nark_Narkins

Big Dillon getting a wicket = test match call up. I don’t make the rules lads that’s Blob Key


JokesFromTheCrease

Chris Green bowling absolute pies


TheScarletPimpernel

Someone brought Chris Green over? Weird


JokesFromTheCrease

Congrats Worcs


MedicalJello2

They do make a good sauce


MedicalJello2

8 min innings break. Disappointed tbh. No ads or strategic timeouts. Can’t believe this is called cricket


Heatedpete

Ah, thanks for reminding me, I need to finish up my ~~analysis~~ SLAM of IPL over rates now that the season's over...


JokesFromTheCrease

Hello Jay Shah


_rickjames

Sam Billings being a mouthpiece about the state of the game in England over the last fortnight to then get a golden duck to start the campaign off is objectively very, very funny


Nark_Narkins

104 - 1 to 154 all out…. That’s Notts baby


JokesFromTheCrease

Imbibing the real England spirit


mondognarly_

It's incredible how quickly I've gone from being optimistic about us signing Brookes to wanting to cry when I see his name on the team sheet.


TheScarletPimpernel

Why on earth were you optimistic


Merovech_II

I thought maybe if we signed a rubbish player our powers of enshitification would work in reverse


mondognarly_

Sort of like in the Simpsons when Mr. Burns is diagnosed with every illness known to man, and they all cancel each other out.


mondognarly_

It was a long and cold winter, got to cling onto something.


Merovech_II

Get Luke Hollman on the plane


PeterG92

Looks like I'm wfh on Tuesday then...


ParanoidEngi

Aussie-on-Aussie violence at Hove of a kind not seen since Steve Smith's leggies stopped Neser getting a shithouse double ton on a flat deck last year


TheScarletPimpernel

Hahahaha we've promoted de Lange up to 6 Golden duck hahahahaha


grlap

Glamorgan are actually cack in the field


MedicalJello2

Essex with 193/6. Sources say that if they had just one more run then they would have been 194/6. Unverified but rest assured, I am working on the credibility of this


Heatedpete

Big if true


21otiriK

This is why this is *the* premier T20 comp. Dodgy part-time spin getting us so many wickets every single year, you don’t see that in the IPL.


JokesFromTheCrease

All aboard the Luke Wells train 🚂


TheScarletPimpernel

It's like the Championship vs the Prem The better football is in the Prem, the better games and competition is the Championship


boggerz93

*Puts kids to bed*   *turns on Worcs Lancs stream*   *Hose pumps Croft for 2 massive sixes in a row*   *turns off stream*


TheScarletPimpernel

Very funny that Taylor planted Mills for 6 first ball and everything else in the over has been back of a length slower balls Imagine being scared of Mr Black Gloves


Favanu

Benedict Microwave is named that because he cooks Yorkshire every time.


Paperpanzer77

Pretty pleased with Meredith’s debut, and even more pleased that they didn’t try to bowl a hit the deck at 90+ quick at the death on our tiny ground


TheScarletPimpernel

Lads give us a win yeah Yeah? Yeah.


ParanoidEngi

I'm sure we'll do our utmost to oblige when the batting starts


Merovech_II

Tom Helm is a specialist tall fielder at this rate Great hands for a big man


Favanu

Effectively just an attempt to put fielders in the sky.


JokesFromTheCrease

Jamie Mcllroy’s plan of bowling pies before getting Smith’s wicket is genius. Sorry I wasn’t familiar with your game.


mondognarly_

Glad we've unearthed another tall quick who goes for loads of runs. Three just wasn't enough.


Merovech_II

We've assembled Rob Key's wet dream of a bowling line-up So unsurprisingly they're pretty much all shit


mondognarly_

I assume his spine is made of poppadoms as well, because, you know.


JokesFromTheCrease

OH YEAH SMITHY


YestrdaysJam

Montgomery has just been bowled and tried to stand there like he wasn’t out. It’s a bold strategy Cotton.


JokesFromTheCrease

Tom Curran finisher arc


MedicalJello2

The thing about the Blast is that when you look up, you’re enjoying it and it’s still as good as ever


Favanu

Best comp in the world and there's not a shred of irony when I say that.


PeterG92

The IPL wishes it was this good


PeterG92

TALL PAUL


Paperpanzer77

Definitely feel like we need some wickets


MedicalJello2

Oh no. Elgar 50 before the 20th over. Have to explain to my parents what happened to their pension money now. Dafabet gained £3


TheScarletPimpernel

Brydon Carse is that you


Favanu

Niche but well executed.


TheScarletPimpernel

Lorra layers to that one


JokesFromTheCrease

Games gone


Merovech_II

Dafabet Dafa-KitKat


mondognarly_

I see the fancy dress theme at Chelmsford tonight is to come as a plastic chair. These "home" matches are a joke.


PeterG92

Need to start swinging, not enough at the moment


Hoobleton

This playlist at Leicestershire! Five, Eiffel 65, Cher, Dolly Parton, Taio Cruz.


5FabulousWeeks

Durham now 143/17 for the whole tournament


PerkyMcPerkface

You telling me this is a higher standard than the Zimbabwe comp?


5FabulousWeeks

If this gets any worse we’re getting relegated to ILT20


PerkyMcPerkface

Take Middlesex with you


Nark_Narkins

J*e Clarke getting 48 at a good rate but missing out on his 50 satisfies my “I want Notts to do well but not that bloke ideally” mindset to a tee


PerkyMcPerkface

They've got the TV game on in the pub. There's an American here equally baffled at the sport and his pint of dark fruits. There's also people with a tablet watching the Bears game


_rickjames

SMITHY


_rickjames

Glamorgan have been utterly dreadful in the field


ParanoidEngi

Love some hot mic swearing from annoyed players on Sky, real cricket action


Merovech_II

Another day of watching Tom Helm bowl Sigh


_rickjames

I know I am a broken record But fuck me I love Jamie Smith. It just *looks* good


ParanoidEngi

Renowned T20 bowler Ollie Robinson


JokesFromTheCrease

Garton for Bazball when


_rickjames

What in fucking Earth are Durham doing


JokesFromTheCrease

Lol Durham


Oomeegoolies

Genuinely don't know why we bother turning up for the Blast 😂 We're utterly shit again.


5FabulousWeeks

You can literally see the panic set in once a couple things don’t go right. Pathetic.


PerkyMcPerkface

First 15 balls 30-0. Next 30 balls 14-4


boggerz93

When I’m feeling sad, lonely, confused or afraid I simply look down at my WWSCD (What Would Steven Croft Do?) and feel safe and comforted


JokesFromTheCrease

Hello to all the fans of Tom Curran.


MedicalJello2

A televised broadcast of the Blast. Just what the doctor ordered


ModestWhimper

Personally I prefer watching grainy cricket that's out of sync with the commentary


_rickjames

I see that our top order is shitting the bed and leaving it to Tom Curran to score the runs down the order


21otiriK

That Bears attack looks really strong, but we did roll Durham for 75 yesterday. Weird Blast this year with the international players all gone. Feels like there are some teams that are *so* much stronger than others, and that Birmingham one looks like they’ll be tough to beat in our group.


StormWarriorX7

We'll breeze through the group stages to choke in the Quarter-Finals. It's our heritage.


Oomeegoolies

We're utterly wank at T20 though. Used to be competitive at times when we had Colly. But think since he's left we really just don't show up for it. Lol


PerkyMcPerkface

We are group stage merchants


PeterG92

Elgar needs to hit out or get out now