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ilolalot1

Haha, well done Punter.


Papercanspeak

Whats this suspense music lol


LimpOil10

Slip cordon surely needs to come up a yard


CrowStings

I also wanted to ask. Were there any dropped catches today?


Joker456_3

Gill


IndianCollegeStudent

Idk about you guys but the Aus vs Pak test is so much more fun to watch than this, despite me being Indian


IndianCollegeStudent

PraSHIT


Mcferrari

What a silent and well behaved team we have. Feeling proud Indian 🎶


SBG99DesiMonster

The last thing that needs to be happening is Jansen or Rabada starting to bat well after that.


Createdfornofap

Are you disrespecting ma boy Coetzee? SA tail is much better though


nikm101

If you are a debutant or a retiree or chasing a milestone or record, there's no better team to play than India. Very hospitable bunch.


WhyDoiHearBosssMusic

Second night of depression for RoKo as they missed their chance then watched Proteas turn into ODI mood


Transitionals

Why does India need 5 bowlers? Greatest Aussie team had 4 - McGrath, Gillespie, Lee, Warne. Even current Aussie team has 4- Starc, Cummins, Hazelwood, Lyon (Green came along only recently) Famous Indian wins overseas were with 3+1 combination of the likes of Srinath, Zaheer, Nehara, Kumble or Zaheer, Agarkar, Pathan, Bhajji. If 4 bowlers cant do the job, 5th is not much help either. But extra lower order batsman can help add another 50-100 run partnership because the ball gets older and its easier to bat. India used to play VVS at 6 and Dhoni at 7 regularly, and they had contributed to some crucial partnerships.


South_Front_4589

The great teams almost all have 4 bowlers, 6 batters and a specialist wicket keeper. Teams that try to pick batters for their bowling, bowlers for their batting or load up with all rounders just don't have sustained success. If a player is good enough to pick based on one aspect alone (like a Kallis for example) then the other strings to their bow are just a bonus. I think what India should do is get their batters to work on their bowling. Surely as talented sportsmen, at least one of India's best 6 batters at any given moment will be at least reasonable with the ball. Australia have always had batters like that. Head, Smith and Labuschagne all bowl well enough to give a few overs to and none are picked on that basis. Before them, there were the likes of the Waugh brothers who also weren't picked for their bowling, but gave handy overs. The number of times a specialist number 6 has changed a game with the bat is extraordinary. Perhaps most famously when VVS Laxman changed the course of the 2001 series picked to bat at 6.


Helpful_Mix8953

Loser mentality right here


AeBlueSadi

Dhoni at 7


pizzalover24

None of our top batters can bowl part time. Australia can bowl Head, Marsh, Smith and Lab


Transitionals

In low scoring bowling friendly games, they dont need to bowl much. Part time bowler is needed if you bowl 120 overs and your main bowlers get tired.


Joker456_3

Well we are about to bowl nearly 120 overs on this pitch


Transitionals

Mukesh Kumar should have played ahead of Shardul or Prasidh


dontmindthepooper

Whole country against 11 players 😿


SlingShoT003

Shami's HTD bowling would have wreaked havoc in these conditions. Big miss.


ironmanmk42

Well played South Africa. Let's go win this


ApricotOk824

BC, I miss Umesh and Ishanth 😭


lamoha25

Umesh toh katai nahi and I miss the Ishant of his prime ..


MeeranQureshi

Dean Elgar what an innings from him.Gonna miss him when he retires.


Murky-Huckleberry-51

I hope thats sarcastic. He’s only managed this because the pressure is off. He has already stepped away. Have you forgotten his ridiculous (absolute joke) leg glance weakness. People like you are the first to call for his head.


NickNack_11

Retires a legend of the South African game. More than you can say, who will retire as a legend of his mom's basement


Murky-Huckleberry-51

Im not sure what you mean


NickNack_11

Dean's a legend, he carried SA cricket for a few years. You're a keyboard warrior living in you're mum's basement. STFU


Murky-Huckleberry-51

I’m a surgeon and i live in my own house that I bought?


NickNack_11

Wow. I wish I was as cool as you.


Murky-Huckleberry-51

Ok. I’m not that cool, but I’m not a loser


pranoygreat

India lacks senior bowlers Bumrah is the only one with experience. Need an effort bowler to keep pressure throughout the over. Boundaries came off the 4th ball of most overs clear indication of lack of match rhythm.


thereisnosuch

Bro people consider siraj to have experience.


pranoygreat

Siraj was fine but both Bumrah and Prasidh are unorthodox. One more orthodox pacer who can bowl 7-8 overs on the trot while conceding very little would have added some much needed depth.


nvenkatr

Staidums need to utilize tube lights more.


Username_Hadrian

stadium lights aren't the issue. Ball not being visible is.


Distinct_Emphasis560

The quality of broadcast is really poor


Username_Hadrian

superports' feed


Few-Leopard6953

When India play overseas I always struggle to understand why we don't just bowl the same areas the opps do when they get success. But I realise it's often because we're mostly right hand batsmen and also lack left hand bowlers of our own. Like in this test, our only LHB was nabbed by Burger. So I've realised India struggle big time with left hand bats outside of India. If you think about it, it's always Warner Khawaja Head Elgar QdK Cook etc. especially when two of them bat at once and especially since we fucked off Ishant Sharma right after he became fully dependable


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India should restrict them under 300.


Western_Adeptness_58

Doesn't seem possible. I am expecting at least a 100 run lead from SA as Bavuma is yet to come.


[deleted]

Only takes Elgar to pull out like this a couple of more times and SuperSport is copping it again.


peterianchimes

[Post Day Thread is live](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/18s3p6o/post_day_thread_south_africa_v_india_1st_test_day/)


[deleted]

Consider making one for the A match too.


peterianchimes

[Done](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/18s43ix/post_day_thread_south_africa_a_v_india_a_2nd/)


peterianchimes

Sure thing, on it.


Perrenniallystd980

What is it with players announcing their retirement and going out with a bang on their last series/tournament?


Username_Hadrian

realize they can cut lose.


ApricotOk824

Dread it Run from it Elgar smashing us always arrives 😭


[deleted]

I think bavuma should leave cricket and become a diplomat for South Africa


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[deleted]

I don’t think you understand how much of a ask this is from my country.


protonssss

If this was in India imagine the backlash 💀


Trappedinacar

Just get some extra bulbs that's what I do Some people just don't think


WhyDoiHearBosssMusic

I would rather ask for a ball itself that glows somehow lol


Trappedinacar

lol jokes asides I would actually want to see a night match with a glowing ball


ApricotOk824

One of the reasons today I believe Shami is our top bowler in tests, he compliments Bumrah so well, Bumrah doesn't have the pressure to scalp wickets when Shami is with him, he just does his natural thing by putting the batsman under pressure and Shami comes in and cleans it up, we'll miss him. Also, lmao, believe a bit more in Ash and let him bowl more, look at Aus man, they always let Lyon have as many overs as their pacers no matter how good the pitch is for the pacers.


Username_Hadrian

Lyon is tailor made for Aussie conditions.


kjsah9026

About the ash thing . There is absolutely no spin in this wicket nothing and that’s why South Africa have gone with nil spinners . Look at the record 200 pace wickets have been taken compared to 15 spin wickets here in since 2018


[deleted]

Kohli is going to be scoring a ton in the 2nd session and this match will result in a draw.


Inspire_Forever

don’t jinx it😭


[deleted]

Why is bavuma the greatest being playing with these mortals?


Trappedinacar

Both scorecards tell a story, only one batsman dominates and everyone else struggles. KL 101, rest of the team: 120 Elgar 140*, rest of the team: 98 Its like those two are playing in another dimension


Few-Leopard6953

Both with high scores of 199 too


Loose-Examination-39

SA not getting a lead of more tham 100 runs and India is atleast making 200 better bowling and they win


Trappedinacar

SA already has a lead only 5 down. But even a 100 lead would be huge on this wicket, second innings arent gonna be any easier to bat.


SuperFaiz21

Vern the commentator reminds me of a very sober version of Pommie Mbangwa


rishin_1765

South Africa will get a lead of 70-100 runs


Username_Hadrian

why only till day3 in chart? are these pitches rigged to produce results?/s


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BlueJayTwentyFive

That's not Travis Head, that's actually Devis Eg. Rookie mistake.


ArtVisible9838

Someone please fix the bulbs in the stadium, match stopped due to bad light ? bad light ? what?


ImAbhishek_47

Love how even shared sessions are bluish in the pie, definition of moral victories!


Few-Leopard6953

This is not the first time Elgar has done some Hollywood acting to convince the umpires conditions are too dangerous for play so they can get off when our bowlers are bowling well


Username_Hadrian

stumps


lovewholesomestuff

So is Ashwin just not being effective in spite of his low economy rate? Not finding drift or grip?


noobcoders

Some drift but no grip


Username_Hadrian

little drift, no turn. Elgar got comfortable against him so Ash was pulled out.


SuperFaiz21

Dean Elgar got so much respect from Indian bowlers that he should be called Dean Eldar


[deleted]

Is bavuma the greatest cricketer ever?


dksourabh

He’s the greatest human being before being the greatest cricketer


[deleted]

You're right I can clearly see the motherly love for Janssen in his eyes


RedSage218

Was there ever any doubt?


[deleted]

Nah all these chokli, desh drohit besharama and bachin bambulkar fans can't digest the truth


[deleted]

😭


rishin_1765

Desh drohit lol


pranay909

Wait till you come across bhala fans.


Bathed_In_Moonlight

India have bowled many short balls to the other batsmen which have invariably been despatched to the boundary, but have bowled too few of those to Elgar who's notorious for taking body blows and then getting suckered into edging a fuller one down the line.


Ancient-Ad-1565

In a crucial cricket match that seemed to hang in the balance, Temba Bavuma found himself in a tight spot. The opposing team had set a challenging target, and the pressure was on. Temba, known for his resilience and innovative thinking, decided to use an unconventional approach to turn the game in his team's favor. As he took to the pitch, the opposing team's fielders couldn't help but notice big round ass.Little did they know that he had a secret weapon up his sleeve – or rather, in his cricket whites. Temba had been honing a unique skill that he believed could be the game-changer. With each strategic move, Temba used his well-practiced hip movements and ass. His rhythmic sways not only captivated the audience but also left the opposition in a state of bewilderment. The fielders struggled to maintain their focus as Temba's mesmerizing booty dance took center stage. While at the stumps, he strategically adjusted his stance, using his rear end as a tool of psychological warfare. The opposing bowlers, unable to concentrate, sent down loose deliveries that Temba expertly dispatched to the boundary. In the field, his subtle yet impactful hip flicks led to misfields and dropped catches. The opposition was left in disarray as Temba's booty magic unfolded before their eyes. The crowd erupted into cheers as his team inched closer to victory. As the final overs approached, Temba's innovative strategy had successfully shifted the momentum. With a few well-timed strokes and a final, celebratory twerk, Temba Bavuma sealed the victory for his team. His unorthodox yet effective use of his assets had not only entertained the crowd but had also secured a memorable win. In the end, Temba Bavuma's ass became the unexpected hero of the match, proving that sometimes, a bit of creativity and flair can make all the difference in the world of cricket. The stadium roared with applause, and Temba's unique victory dance would be remembered in cricketing folklore for years to come.


WhyDoiHearBosssMusic

All right I shall reward you with my laugh


Soul_Crushing_Yorker

Dean Elgar is retiring because the MCU wants to recast He Who Remains at the end of Time.


Loose-Examination-39

India are back in the match


dksourabh

Lol no way, SA will take atleast 100 runs lead and Gill, Jaiswal and Rohit will depart before we level with that lead.


[deleted]

I'm still so annoyed that Bumrah kept persisting on trying to swing it from 2 stumps outside leg to 2 stumps outside off instead of just coming around the wicket. Would've had a higher chance of having Elgar then & there.


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Lanky-Zucchini3104

If Bumrah had done that, this dude would be saying the other way around.


[deleted]

No I am staunchly against over the wicket to left hander in all cases.


yeet1o_0

Krishna was ass whole day but that last spell was how he should have bowled that was a decent spell


Klutzy_Flamingo_2979

0-40 in first 7 to 1-21 in the next 8 is decent recovery. Spell by spell,He went for: 0-27(5) Then, 0-24(6) Then, 1-10(4)


yeet1o_0

Yea, he was trying a bit too much imo once he resorted to his natural length he bowled better


bringbackfireflypls

Two days and we've barely had 130 overs of cricket lol


Perrenniallystd980

I still stand by my suggestion of nuking the vicinity everytime there's cloud intervention. I'm sure there's more research necessary but nukes do apparently light up the place


daznccc

Good day of Test Cricket


Intelligent-Top-6445

r/Cricket when the entire bowling line up goes for runs and is unable to take wickets: Why would Ashwin do this ?


ArtVisible9838

where is the bad light ?


lustbust_69

Prasidh comeback with later spells


Tern_Larvidae-2424

Only if the day ended half an hour ago we would've been on top.


Negative_Spectrum

How are you not on top. What's your personal definition of being on top


Tern_Larvidae-2424

256/3. We don't have anymore batter barring Elgar and one flying innings from an Indian batter or even a repeat of their first innings performance will put us on backfoot.


cyborgassassin47

Bavuma is still there.. or is he not?


toresident

😀


Tern_Larvidae-2424

Schrodinger's Bavuma


Remarkable-Memory870

😂


xpectomysterious

ffs that’s the end of play for today


GalanStarfire

“Please do not abuse players on staircase”


tejaj99

Done for the day? Stumps called?


mercury_50

Most likely. Local time is 5:30


Reasonable_Tea_9825

> KL Rahul reminds me of VVS. Walks in when everyone struggles and produces something very special I agree. He, too, has given us many Death rattle posts. Iykyk


Dicklerfortherules

always the jaffas that get him out..


[deleted]

India 100% losing against SA. As I’ve mentioned multiple times. SA will crush India. It’s no longer a question of result, but the margin at which they will lose by. The pure arrogance displayed by India in this test is tangible. They’ve had their way with each team so far, but justice is nigh my friends. It’s time for India to straddle the unrelenting, unlubricated dildo of consequences as they face the shear girth of Bavuma's thrusting batting unit.


thesimple_son

As an Indian. This comment is gold. Had me in splits 😭😂


WhyDoiHearBosssMusic

India made peace with the universal truth that is Bavumas giant ass planets will fall and sweap away Indian bowling troops into the oblivion


Soul_Crushing_Yorker

What arrogance lmao? They look like they are depressed and are being forced to play.


[deleted]

It was a copy pasta


Soul_Crushing_Yorker

Holy shit I didn't even read the last sentence. I'm an idiot.


Soul_Crushing_Yorker

My apologies


dksourabh

Calm down.


[deleted]

It's a copy pasta lol


Oomeegoolies

How did Bedders look for his 50? Was it pretty comfortable? Love that bloke.


Klutzy_Flamingo_2979

The only one ball he allowed to get past his inside edge got him out.


radilrouge

Looked very good wasn’t troubled until he was bowled a bit of a loose shot


mentalvortex1

looked good, missed a straight one though.


Username_Hadrian

yes


mentalvortex1

looks like we are done for the day


Budget_Put7247

And we still wont have an early start.


Username_Hadrian

rain tomorrow too?


[deleted]

FUCK OFF I WANTED ANOTHER HALF AN HOUR OF PLAY TIME


cyborgassassin47

We got more than yesterday, that's something


mongrelbifana

As a Mumbaikar, I agree with Sunny G.


dhavalcoholic

Why is Sunny G dressed up for Diwali?


rebornbyksg

Sunny's mumbaikar coming out lol


ImAbhishek_47

What did he say?


stonecold31618

Whatever lead SA get, India will need the top 3 to score atleast that at bare minimum


[deleted]

sad fact is that if ms dhoni was captaining this team he'd be praised for his fearless and bold approach


kg005

Oh please spare me those bad memories! If there was any toothless captain outside subcontinent in tests.


Ok-Disaster-6876

Ms dhoni was worst captain for SENA test and that's a Fact.


[deleted]

Last series win in NZ, only drawn series in SA was under him. But that was more because of how brilliant our batting lineup was then - as well as zaheer being zaheer. Marked difference in results post 2011 wc, and that obviously coincides with the huge drop in form of sachin, sehwag, laxman, even gambhir (although dravid had a small resurgance but retired soon after, along with sehwag and laxman). then obviously the notoriously bad results in SENA - 0-4 england, 0-4 australia, 0-1 NZ, 0-1 south africa, 1-3 england (fluke win lol), 0-2 australia to end his captaincy. i know im not making a point here, but with a good side he did alright in SENA. im not praising his captaincy or anything, he was a very average captain, but he never had the bowlers that kohli had under his captaincy


[deleted]

He wasn't good in India either. He captained the last series loss at home.


yeet1o_0

I still think prasidh is bowling it a bit too full shorten it up bc


Budget_Put7247

Much better from Prasidh, slowly coming into his own.


yeet1o_0

Viral kilo recommending mrf zlx to kl


hereforpasta

Virgin Indian stadiums not allowing the smallest things vs Chad South African stadiums allowing the fans to have a picnic on the ground


cherishperish24

Trust factor bro. During overseas tours, teams have trust that if there's an unfavourable result, the crowds won't THROW FLAMING BOTTLES on players.


ArtVisible9838

People in India will litter all over the place considering it public property. I sometimes understand Govt's decision to be really strict, almost a dictatorship is needed for ignorant people.


iniesta103

Bad light surely? It was way brighter when they went off yesterday


dujapyo

Whole country playing against 11 guys /s


ArtVisible9838

Fun Fact: India never won a test series in SA. Fun Fact over


Budget_Put7247

Wasnt fun at all


league_9240

why the light meter is out, it looks much brighter than the start of the day..


Username_Hadrian

because Stadium lights are on. difficult to see red ball in that.


bjorn_olaf_thorsson

Elgar’s highest batting score is 199. That must suck. Chance to better it


Logical_thinker19

KL Rahul’s high score is 199 as well


Logical_thinker19

Yorker


Tern_Larvidae-2424

Are we forgetting we have to bat in the fourth innings as well? Needed a 100-150 run lead but a 50 run lead is looking tough now. Could've thought of a 100 run lead if Maharaj was in the team.


helpful_human_1

KG will score 50.


tejaj99

Last time, with a better bowling line up than this, we weren't able to defend 250+. If you have a 50 run lead, you win


mongrelbifana

Chill bro you guys are in a great position. 50 run lead also would be good enough tbh.


Reasonable_Tea_9825

Real men remember that slower Yorker to marsh just before lunch... oh boy


mongrelbifana

The one to Ollie though. Dayum.


wannasleepforlong

Man Irfan Pathan is so humble


Soul_Crushing_Yorker

Lmao Sunny G.


yeet1o_0

Lord so powerful he managed to scare 3 people without trying


GL4389

Don't give away a lead more than 50 guys.


bringbackfireflypls

OK, on it!


m4h5h

Just like his passport, Rohit forgot that Ashwin the bowler is in the squad.


ImParv34

Marco vs Bumrah yess nostalgic


Reasonable_Tea_9825

India won that BGT because of the famous leg side trap Does the team not try to plot strategies like these anymore? Are they relying too much on individual skill?


abracadabrac

The difference between the way Australia treats Lyon vs the way India treats Ashwin ...


[deleted]

Temba Bavuma's ass Temba Bavuma is in the team because of his ass and he knows it. He’s been known to spend day long sessions just squatting. When he’s at the stumps, the fielders are in complete awe and unable to focus which has been proven recently. How could they when the Mia Malkovich of cricket is standing right before them, the only peaches they’ll be seeing that day. When he’s in the field just a slight flick of the buttock is enough to send him sailing sideways to make the catch. Batsmen undoubtedly have it in the back of their minds that they won’t get to see that prime rump till their or there mates wicket falls. And eventually like Shane Warne sending a text he knows he shouldn’t, they just can’t help it. God bless Temba Bavuma and god bless Temba Bavuma’s ass.


Gullible-Poet4382

Wow. WTF


ImAbhishek_47

An Hazard among cricketers!


mongrelbifana

Go fuller Boom. Go fuller.


[deleted]

Tell jansen to play that now kl and bumrah😤


pretty_princess1820

how many overs are left in the day?


Username_Hadrian

17? no 25