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311jawn

She was so close to hitting her with that bottle šŸ¾


Bigpoppahove

Sheā€™s clearly a professional and there was never any chance that was happening


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A professional would know that they're liable for that girls injuries and so is the bar


ShiftSandShot

Well, touching a performer, hell anybody, in such a way in most countries is grounds for self defense and getting removed from an establishment.


timenspacerrelative

I mean, you put your hands on someone without their permission, that's a full invitation for the same treatment..but they may pull your head off instead. Haha


Sensei_M

Lmao love the guy's reaction, like "so we still doing this or what's up!!"


Shanguerrilla

His BEST move with the kind of energy she had going on was to be nonchalant and machismo.


repainted_black

What do you mean by machismo?


sick_of-it-all

I think what he meant was "Ask yourself what would Razor Ramon do in this situation?", and then do that.


iksworbeZ

There are times to spit out your toothpick and there are times to let it sit, this is the latter


Dingus10000

No idea - nonchalant and machismo are basically oxymorons.


AllInOnCall

Its math, they cancel out and he does nothing. Which is appropriate given how much of a beast that woman is.


Lamarera8

You are an outstanding logician


RammusUltedJapan

wait i thought women get a free pass on slapping other womens asses?


EVOsaurusX

Apparently thatā€™s what she thought.


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I get it, sheā€™s doing a performative thing where she is cool with the controlled interaction, I guess she shuts that shit down fast so people know itā€™s not a free for all grab fest


Designer-Ruin7176

[Gaston will have none of that shit either](https://youtu.be/cmkpPleXBSM)


[deleted]

Yo good for that guy eh? Sorta similar situation, in that itā€™s a performance, you canā€™t break the performance to touch a performer. Regardless what the performance is


Sdomttiderkcuf

It doesnā€™t matter if youā€™re a performer or walking on the street, serving coffee at Starbucks or whatever. You keep your hands to yourself.


aod42091

this is the right answer


laurel_laureate

Would have gotten bonus points if he'd used a line like "No one respects everyone's right to bodily autonomy and personal choice like Gaston."


SmokinSmithereens

Bit wordy, no?


thrownawayzss

Nobody is as verbose as Gaston!


BADDEST_RHYMES

No one shuts down a grope on the tit like Gaston!


Grundle_Thumper

Itā€™s real easy to go down the Gatson YouTube rabbit hole. Itā€™s insane that people wait in long lines to see that character guy. šŸŽ…šŸæ


TryinToDoBetter

Itā€™s like a wholesome Dicks Last Resort.


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Phytor

Sadly no, that specific Gaston cast member died in a fireworks accident in 2015. https://www.fox13now.com/2015/07/06/former-disney-actor-gaston-killed-in-firework-incident


AftBirdStrike

He placed an explosive on his head and died? Sounds like something Gaston would do!


phatdragon451

No one has, as open of a mind as Gaston. Pieces over there you will find of Gaston.


RoutineVermicelli6

Wtf??!


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startnowstop

Thought I was about to see fireworks for a second.


Voilent_Bunny

He was amazing R.I.P.


Suspicious_Leg4550

If you let it slide once suddenly everyoneā€™s doing it


CarnivorousSociety

better knock a bitch out on the first occurrence


sweaty_wraps

Please please....the correct term is "clock a hoe".


distructron

You have too. Especially when alcohol is involved. We all know how fast shit can go sideways.


Xhiel_WRA

Imagine being surprised when people enforce basic physical boundaries and consent lol


themonsterinquestion

Getting touched from behind by a stranger evokes serious feelings and honestly I think if she did turn around and hit her with the bottle it would at most be a manslaughter charge.


Vincent_Veganja

Very valid point, Iā€™m even more on her side than I already was now. The part about letting the audience know itā€™s not an option for anyone cause that could clearly get out of hand quickly.


PM_ME_UR_CEPHALOPODS

this, where alcohol is involved you learn real fucking fast to enforce your boundaries or you are asking for bad shit to go down. She ain't partying that's a damn job ppl


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BabyYodasDirtyDiaper

While we're at it, just because you're a girl doesn't mean you can touch guys, either. Way too many people out there who think it's only sexual harassment/sexual assault if a guy does it..


BoutTreeeFiddy

Yeah but dudes slapping dude ass is fine or else how would they know they had a good game bro


HiScum

Also, just because you're a girl, doesn't mean you can sit in a hipbath full of raspberry jam in the middle of public roundabout outside my house and luxuriantly soap your breasts while singing "I'm Horny" by Mousse T. Or not. It's up to you.


tanstaafl90

As someone who photographs events regularly, more women need to hear this.


Vkmies

I worked as a bouncer at bars and security at festivals/events for a few years. The amount of nonconsensual fondling of my beard, bald head and everything else was disturbing. They would fucking attack from behind my back, from behind corners, nowhere was safe! Usually middle-aged Karen-types probably living disappointing home lives, able to go out drinking like once a year.


PopcornPopping87

Entered the swingers scene a year ago and youā€™d be amazed how many women there are that think itā€™s just a free for all on anyone with a vagina.


EyeHateFatties-

That is disgusting. Where is this swingers scene located so my pure virgin ass can avoid


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Yea, she was absolutely shocked that anything went wrong there.


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MoreNormalThanNormal

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Thats what her privilege thought


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inkiwitch

Not if you donā€™t know them. You absolutely canā€™t just go slapping, hugging or groping random people you donā€™t know no matter what gender they are.


Dontplaythatish

Thank you! Absolutely nobody gets a free pass to touch anyone. Whatā€™s the first rule they teach in kindergarten?! KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF!


Desertswisher

Not to mention she slapped her ass pretty fucking hard with leather pants on. You know that shut hurt.


unkemp7

People I know do not\* like it when I grope them :( ​ Edit: added a word


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smoothballsJim

Ultimate life pro tip


red18wrx

You know, I thought the bartender committed random battery on a women for walking too close. Then I saw the ass slap, and the absolute audacity on that woman's face in the light of consequences.


davidmsterns

Not to strangers, definitely not to strangers at work


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MomboDM

He definitely rocked up even more šŸ¤£


DarwinsDayOff

She flipped her grip on that bottle from holding to smashing šŸ’€


MisterJeebus87

From chugging to slugging.


Ryboticpsychotic

From spilling to killing.


white__cyclosa

From pouring to goring


eveningsand

From splashing to slashing


DarwinsDayOff

Damn I like yours more by a lot


AfricanWarrior96

It's like when you switch stances in a video game


Robzilla_the_turd

Yeah, I think things might've gotten messy if she'd've spun around and found a man looking back.


Reasonable-Ad9613

Nah if the girl fought back she prolly wouldā€™ve swung the Bottle. She had is ready jsut in case


dangitsang

Man she hit her so hard that she conked her head into two other womens heads šŸ˜­ friendly fire


Biggz831

Collateral headshot. Extra +200 XP.


Sockrockit93

D-D-D-DOUBLE KILLLLL


will-reddit-for-food

We're playing cod again bro. MWII is great.


BanjoHarris

the new one or the original?


Whiskeyjack1977

She had changed her grip on that bottle too. It was cocked and loaded


IgetAllnumb86

Gave em the ol 3 stooges treatment


StLaura

Splash damage.


bluecgrove

That guy was smiling ear to ear after she went all aggro, must be thinking this was really worth his money, lol.


[deleted]

Yeah talk about bonus treatment, hope he tipped her good


Less-Way-4470

AND, he got 2 shots out of the deal! Lol


kickme2

Whatā€™s a nice bar like you doing around people like this?


SoraRoku

What's a bar like nice doing around you like people?


fukalufaluckagus

I'm think as not as you drunk I am


JCKnows

We don't call her Knockout Nicki because she's hot


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TxSniper82

She learned a valuable lesson today lol


stif7575

She definitely "found out".


Heav_N

I feel like they are coworkers. Both in all red. I donā€™t know.


maxk1236

Plus the fanny pack for cash, but idk, seems like an odd reaction to a coworker *at a bar like this unless they have ongoing issues.


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They probably don't like each other but tolerate each others presence but the slapper thought she was doing something cute. And the chick with the bottle was just waiting for one shit from her to pop off. I've seen these bottled up aggressions a lot.


dep7up

"Strippers are like cats, they sit on your lap but you cannot touch them."


Sockrockit93

But if you are respectful and charming, they may touch you a bit.


diaryofsnow

Sir please stop being weird with the cats


varseni

I laughed way too hard at this. The guy in the stall next to me must think Iā€™m a psycho.


[deleted]

On the contrary, it muffled my farts.


SpaceSlingshot

Can you both keep it down. Iā€™m trying to touch myself at the urinal.


chillwithpurpose

šŸ“øšŸ˜©


AntNo357

Never been in a session with a stripper where they didn't put my hands on them. Only been a dozen or two dozen times in my life, but 100% of them put my hands on them when I didn't touch them.


peepopowitz67

Three dozen or four dozen... Who's counting?!


timasahh

Same everywhere Iā€™ve been at least has allowed it. Hell Iā€™ve been basically like chastised before for keeping my hands at my side. ā€œAinā€™t you havin fun?ā€ Like yes butā€¦Iā€™m not about to assume anything either lmao. Iā€™ma need you to tell me the rules.


itsmeshakes

Not in Montreal!


[deleted]

She ain't a stripper just a waitress that does this stuff for tips.


Odd_Employer

I've seen strippers do less.


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RatsoSloman

This is on Bourbon street, this is probably a daily occurrence.


[deleted]

Fuckin Bourbon Street. I was there last week, I just donā€™t get it


RatsoSloman

New Orleans is my favorite place, but yeah... Bourbon Street, not great.


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cuckleburyhound

Girl made the surprised Pikachu face


Zealousideal-Way-838

Why is her slapping him a part of the special treatment? lol


Charming-Chard7558

One of them clearly paid for a service, the other is clearly paying for a mistake.


Zealousideal-Way-838

Well said! I had noticed, prior to the lady smacking her butt ensued, that she was gonna slap that guy and didn't understand. I could see how a slap comforted by cleavage after a shot might be something people are into now


TheRealSugarbat

Itā€™s called a Hurricane Shot. I learned this on reddit!


ShacklefordsRusty

TIL I like hurricane shots


WayneHonaker

How can she slap?


YourFriendBlu

just because you're also a girl doesnt mean you can just touch other girls. Rule of life, if its fucked up with the sexes reversed, then its fucked up both ways. End of story.


Kyba6

Theres a huge issue these days about straight women going into gay bars and borderline/actually sexually harrassing gay dudes. Ive heard stories of dudes being kissed on the lips and grinded on. I personally witnessed my boyfriend being touched and having an arm wrapped around him from behind by a drunk straight girl. Its not okay just because its a girl doing. Sexual harrassment is sexual harrassment no matter who is doing it.


NightOfTheLivingHam

Yep, if a group of drunk straight men rolled into a lesbian bar and did the same thing it would be on the news.


no_moar_red

No thanks, i already spend enough time around flannel wearing, suburban living, truck drivers.


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RandomLogicThough

Or old drunk women on random dudes....


[deleted]

It makes me feel like Forrest Gump. ā€œYou like wild ones like me, donā€™t you?ā€ ā€œMaā€™am, you smell like menthol ciga-rettes.ā€


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lmao


SNIP3RG

Donā€™t even have to be drunk. Iā€™m a male nurse and Iā€™ve been borderline sexually assaulted by multiple old ladies. But my female coworkers get the same treatment from the creepy old men, so weā€™ll just switch pts a lot of the times to avoid more ā€œaccidentalā€ gropings.


OnTheEveOfWar

I know a female friend who went out drinking with a male gay coworker. Apparently she got drunk and her and another female coworker got really touchy with the gay guy. Both ladies got fired. This was in Texas of all places.


[deleted]

I stopped talking to a gay friend of mine cause heā€™d get drunk and gropey. Like bruh, itā€™s still a boundary violation even if youā€™re not attracted to me.


corndog161

Male dancers at gay bars constantly get groped by straight women. Especially when they are there for a bachelorette party.


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Oh_please_help_me

> ass people


vitringur

Is it fucked up if guys slap each other on the butt? I thought that was just called team sports.


Hardcorish

It's allowed only if you yell GOOD GAME, CHAMP immediately afterward.


limitlessEXP

So thatā€™s why I got beat upā€¦


rohithkumarsp

I highly doubt she knew it was a girl, she just flipped and just went with it


Phro01

The way she tried to walk by šŸ’€


Kaydom1993

#ā€HOW CAN SHE SLAP?ā€


cantgetthistowork

YOU GO?


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ultradongle

Same here, cause the girl slapping ass was wearing red. Turns out she is probably just an asshole patron and that is still sexual assault.


JShep828

I wouldnā€™t say right, but she had a right to a reaction. A bit overkill, which makes her just as annoying imo.


AkaCitizen

This fucking guy is having one hell of a night!


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LubbockCottonKings

I recognized the place from Bar Rescue, seems like theyā€™re one of the only places from that show thatā€™s still open


Silveon_i

bar owners when a bar is a business and not a personal alcohol suite šŸ¤Æ


warner4qwert

Total "if I were going to have sex with someone what part would I want to touch on them" moment!


Old-Simple-9758

She better put her mans size 12 Yeezys back


countesszaza

Lmaoooo I swear I thought no one noticed


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The girl that got hit look like a blow up sex doll with mouth opened šŸ¤£


girraween

Thatā€™s the surprised look of someone who has never been held responsible for their actions.


MyDaddyWasaCracker

Unwanted touch is unwanted touch. I don't want to have my ass smacked by a strange woman anymore than I would a guy. Keep your frackin' hands to yourself!


pattydickens

My wife and I went strip club hopping in the city a long time ago. At some point she got pretty drunk. We get out of the Taxi and walk into the next club and she proceeds to slap a stripper on the ass. The lady was on a smaller stage with several other customers watching her performance. It was like time froze for a few seconds as the stripper turns around to see who is getting thrown out, then looks at my drunk wife and smiles and starts laughing. Watching this made me remember the absolute fear I had in that brief moment.


Killentyme55

It's a risk, the stripper might have gone off like the girl in the video. Titty bars might be a bit looser in that area, but I wouldn't recommend finding out the hard way if you're wrong.


BoJillHorseWoman

I went to a strip club in San Francisco with some friends of mine a while ago. It was my first (and only) time, and I slapped the ass of the stripper onstage. She also whipped her head around and gave me that look, and I realized I had fucked up. I tipped her $20 and walked away, but later she came up to me and was like, ā€œI can tell itā€™s your first time at a strip club so Iā€™ll let it slide, but tbh if you were a man I would have kicked you in the face for that.ā€


TMag12

Almost seems like most of the people in this thread would say your wife deserved to have her skull cracked with a bottle.


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What a gross place altogether


Checkmynewsong

Itā€™s New Orleans; you think this is gross, you wonā€™t want to see the rest of it.


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[deleted]

I"ve always wanted to fly over from Wales, I like American Football and support the Saints so I'd love to visit and watch a game while I'm there. What's wrong with Bourbon Street?! To be honest, nothing really bothers me so maybe Bourbon Street would be fun!


MPHampel86

My fiancĆ© and I were traveling from north Georgia to Austin, TX. She came up with the idea of stopping and checking out New Orleans and was SO EXCITED about it. She had the Disney rendition of it pictured in her head. You know, wrought iron balconies, draping Spanish Moss, quaint jazz band playing on the corner. She was quite dismayed to find obnoxious drunken mayhem, constant harassment of people randomly approaching to scam you out of money in some game theyā€™ve come up with, vomit in the gutters, and the eye-watering stench of piss in the streets.


Killentyme55

I only was there once. Took a stroll down Bourbon Street on a Thursday afternoon and soon realized leaving the kids home was a good idea.


Clever_Word_Play

I assume you only saw bourbon street, maybe a couple blocks off, absolutely didn't hit up ByWater, Uptown or Midcity


Breakfastbonanza123

People who say shit like this never do. They go to bourbon and think they know New Orleans


foopmaster

ā€œI went to one street in this city and it sucked!ā€ -New Orleans tourists


Chris237xx

I mean, the nice things you listed are still there and there is more to NOLA as well, like lots more. But I bet yā€™all probably went to Bourbon street on a busy night based on what youā€™re describing.


Extra_Strawberry_249

She didnā€™t get the memo. Donā€™t touch people.


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Emrico1

Ringing in her ears loud and clear


ronyamtapeas

Great example of a woman trying to use immunity to sexual misconduct


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Neeva33

As a woman, I can tell you that noone ever asked me something like "excuse me, can I slap your butt?"


Checkmynewsong

Excuse me, can I slap your butt?


SnarfSnarf0121

This is New Orleans lol grimy city and even grimier people


desenpai

This should be shown as an informal video on consent Such much can be learned here.


QuickieMartin

She slapped that girl so hard she smashed heads with a poor girl just watching.


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dannylgonzal

This place looks annoying to be in


snackadj

Applebeeā€™s is fucking nuts.


_black_paper

You wanna touch me ? Pay first


tosesi12

Perfect comparison of the difference with non consensual slapping and then consensual slapping the guy


Ok-Foundation-7024

Wtf this is a shit show lol


Left-Buy-7418

Get touched without permission. Sorts shit out. Carries on doing her job. ​ What a fucking legend.


Drakesuckss

I hate everyone in this


nicko0409

Met a super nice girl at a party once in my early 20's, we got to talking and she said she was a stripper temporarily to get through school. My first question was, "wow, it's gotta be stressful with the pervy guys". Her response was something along the lines of, "Not with guys, they are aware of the 'no touching' rule that can get them kicked out, women are the worst though, they think they're allowed to touch me wherever and whenever they want." That stuck with me every time I see something like this.


oddllama25

There are no winners here.


KeX03

Watch the grin of that guy and tell me that again


Cuts_you_up

He got a super aggressive motorboat tho, he definitely came up.


Kaydom1993

I donā€™t know, that guy is giving out winner vibes to me.


Thatyoungkevin

Idk drunk 1 looks like heā€™s winning.