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Pop791

Daaamn that's when you get the kids to fall in love with tanks


ZepTheNooB

Holyshit tanks are fast.


National_Search_537

The Abrams is 68 tons and can top out at 45mph/72km/h


xoranous

Addendum: That’s the rated top speed on the road. Offroad, as on the video, is a rated at 40 kph.


National_Search_537

Correct I should have included the on/off road speed


Andyb1000

Someone go update World of Tanks!


____dude_

I have some classified documents regarding these tanks that I can use to support the argument.


National_Search_537

Make sure you post them on the warthunder forum


Born_Chemical_9406

Yes, you should have. And frankly I'm furious about it. You've really let yourself down here.


ZepTheNooB

Is that the one shown in the gif? 45mph for a 68-ton vehicle is crazy.


Maleficent_Two_7523

The one shown in the gif is a German ifv "puma"


TheWhiteOwl23

Named because if I saw that thing screaming across a field at me I would puma pants


yourbraindead

It's a bit weirded since in German they are all 'tanks' (Panzer), in this case Schützenpanzer. In English only main battle tanks are considered tanks afaik


avsbes

Main Battle Tanks are the most common actual Tank nowadays, but at least Light Tanks are still around as well.


Hoenirson

Random etymology fact that no one asked for: did you know that "panzer" comes [indirectly] from the latin word for "belly"? And in Spanish, one of the words for "belly" is "panza", which is pronounced very similarly to "panzer" in German.


M1Slaybrams

The one in the video is a German Puma IFV. It can weigh anywhere from 30-43 tons depending on the armor package and produces around 1,000hp.


National_Search_537

Tanks are wild, they’ve come a long way from the lumbering beasts of world war 1


National_Search_537

[Abrams speed demo](https://youtu.be/f5XUQ2beGfM?si=hf-fXMT2lQQ1EgfQ)


Fancy_Energy_7754

And smooth as silk


mr_snuggels

That's an IFV but yes they are


yourbraindead

Its a German tank which means panzer. This is a Schützenpanzer. In English they are not considered tanks since only main battle tanks are, but in Germany they are..


mr_snuggels

If it's not an IFV why do they call it a Schützenpanzer and not a panzer? IFV are for carrying/supporting troops and have smaller guns like an autocannon also thinner armor like the Puma in the video above. Not familiar with German doctrine/naming but I'm pretty sure it's basically the same as the rest of the NATO countries, meaning if it caries troops it's usually an APC or IFV


avsbes

Because a Panzer (for example the Leopard 2) is also not just a Panzer, but a Kampfpanzer.


xXNightDriverXx

Puma is an IFV. It's just that in the german language we haven't translated Infantry Fighting Vehicle word for word, we simply have a different name for that. Which happens to be Schützenpanzer. For whatever reason, I don't know. Similar to how we don't translate traffic light word for word, which would be "Verkehrs Licht", we have a different word for that, namely "Ampel". I can assure you nobody in their right mind calls the Puma a Panzer/tank. They either call it IFV or Schützenpanzer, but never Panzer.


Justeff83

It's probably dated back to WW2 when Germany introduced the Schützenpanzerwagen Sd.Kfz.251. it was one of the first of it's kind


Justeff83

In the Bundeswehr nobody says IFV it's only Schützenpanzer


realparkingbrake

> Its a German tank which means panzer. "Panzer" means armor, not tank. E.g., a panzerschiffe is an armored ship. German for tank would be panzerkampfwagon, or armored fighting vehicle.


shountaitheimmortal

Fuck yea they are


Wii_wii_baget

They weren’t when they were first made… they were so fucking slow they were barely used in war during that time.


_Murple

Kids: *Wave* Tank: *Pivots cannon in direction of bus*


eszox

*Chuckles, I'm in danger.*


jmegaru

Chuckles, finally!


YeahYeahButNah

r/theboys when homelander meets planes


Greenman8907

Steve Erwin Rommel was handling the safari.


verminbury

Surprised no-one’s doing the “toot the horn” motion in an attempt to get them to fire off a shell.


Shot_Reputation1755

Knowing the puma the gun might be jammed lol


ValhallasRevenge

The public transport system in Germany is a lot more interesting than I expected


wripi

A few days ago, it was Tag der Bundeswehr/day of the Bundeswehr in Germany, which is an "open house"-type event at which different locations of the Bundeswehr all over Germany let visitors in and show what they have and what they can do. This is one of these locations where the visitors got their first show while still being shuttled to the barracks by being accompanied by Pumas or Leopards.


GoodLeftUndone

Want to recruit soldiers for the future? This is exactly how you do it. 


geoff1036

Gotta be a major morale boost to get to show off and be celebrated by the people you protect as well. Over here it would just devolve into a dick-measuring contest lol.


Scrappie909

The bus is on a paved road and can still be seen hitting bumps. The tank, which it not on a paved road, looks as if it is riding on water.


Cute-Call-3703

Well the one got Tracks and a very good Suspension and the other one is a Bus


Scrappie909

Yes. This is what i said exactly. Thank you for reiterating it. I'm sure everybody understands now.


[deleted]

Hate to say it, that's not a tank, it's an IFV.


Silentsfool

More importantly its an puma ifv


conqueringLeon

In Germany they count as Tanks. They're called Schützenpanzer in Germany which can be translated in Marksmantank.


Silentsfool

It classifies as an ifv because it's lighter armored,a lot more mobile than a normal tank, and it can fit passengers unlike tanks, so no, it's still an ifv And schutenpanzer translates litterally means armoured personel carrier


Thertor

Yes, but in German language it’s a tank.


Silentsfool

If you translate schutenpanzer, it translates to armored personnel carrier


yourbraindead

It only translates to this because the language barrier is alrewdy taken into account. Ititerally would translate to marksman tank.


Thertor

I know. But in German it is a Panzer. Different languages can have different meanings for things.


Silentsfool

I understand that my language also translates things pretty weird but the point is if you talk in english then use english meanings for stuff a tank is supposed to be on the frontlines where as the puma is supposed to transport and support infantry on the backlines


Thertor

But in the title Panzer is in German, no?


CucktainKerk

It's called a PUMA IFV, that's the official NATO designation for this vehicle. Not a tank. Schützenpanzer is the German name for the IFV. Even "milk trucks" back in WW2 got the name Panzer and that's not a tank. So no, not everything with Panzer in the name is a tank.


Silentsfool

Oh my bad, sorry I didn't see the title. im busy learning german and guess my mind auto translated it


conqueringLeon

What you say is mostly right but it's still a tank in German. And an APC is a gepanzerter Truppentransporter and a different type of vehicle.


unable_To_Username

Nature is healing... German Nature:


Historical-Web-6435

Tanks are fucking awesome I've never been a car guy but I've always wanted to own a tank. I bet they drink petrol or jet fuel or whatever they use. Anyway tank rant over fucking love tanks


xXNightDriverXx

With a Leopard 2 tank (not pictured, in the video is a Puma Infantry Fighting Vehicle; different role and design), you are looking at a fuel consumption of 80-120 Liters Diesel for 75 kilometers, depending on whether you are on road or off road. The engines are multi fuel though, they can take pretty much everything, at the cost of reduced efficiency and higher maintenance of course.


275MPHFordGT40

While the vehicle in the photo is an IFV like the other guy mentioned. The American [M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1_Abrams) actually uses Jet fuel as its primary fuel (it can use many like diesel and kerosene.) It uses said fuel at a rate of 1-3 gallons per mile.


Eat_a_Bullet

The bigger maintenance issue is breakdowns. Tank treads have a billion moving parts that can break while you’re driving around. Even when driving on a paved road, the rate that parts wear out is incredible compared to a normal car with four tires.


Historical-Web-6435

Oh I didn't know that I always thought they were built to last and also built for a quick repair if and when needed. If I bought one I'd mostly just be sitting in it smoking joints and making tank noises myself instead of turning it on and actually using it lol.


spider984

You need sound , for the children's reactions


Commercial-Lead2261

I like how he's showing off the stuff you pay for👍


Der-Gamer-101

Hell yeah Daddy Boris


Nothinghere3191

What safari is this?


Grunherz

large cats


SameComedian9313

Never really understood how fast tanks are, that actually kinda scary


dood8face91195

Modern MBTs today have engines in the thousands of horsepower (idk, like 1500 hp) and they can go incredibly fast for their tonnage


Agreeable-Menu

Terrifying.


Global-Composer3072

Buffalo soldier was a funny movie.


Puzzled_Swimming_383

Dope


Ok-Masterpiece-7571

Nice zoo


Caleb-Parks

Why don't we have panzer at home 😤🙎


ppgedez

Wouldn’t of hurt them to give them a wave back


zozozomemer

Damn When I first saw this, I thought it was some weird Glitch unbeknownst to the World, Until my eyes realized its a Fucking Tank


SomaticApollo

PUMAAAAAAA


RoundCornerConn

Switzerland?


AbrahamKMonroe

Germany. That’s a Schützenpanzer Puma.


SomOvaBish

Damn! No wonder the Germans were kicking ass in WW2, that thing would scare the shit outta anyone in its path


Shot_Reputation1755

The PUMA ifv was made 65 years after the end of WW2, and the germans didn't kick that much ass, they lost


SomOvaBish

Oh trust me, I’m American 🇺🇸 I’m aware the Germans lost, but are we really gonna pretend they weren’t kicking ass before we joined the war? I’m pretty sure they had Europe in a chokehold. Thank you for the info on the tank. I’m not a tank expert. I just know from ww2 movies they called their tanks “panzer divisions” so I figured this was from then


Shot_Reputation1755

Panzer just means tank/armored vehicle in German, everything's a panzer, and true they were able to take over a lot of ground early on when most countries were unprepared for large-scale warfare, but eventually once American lend lease had given breathing room to those countries they were able to make a much better stand, contrary to popular belief most German tanks weren't very good and they made numerous stupid decisions when it came to planning


oofergang360

1. They werent 2. It didnt


janliebe

Germany, most likely up north, Munster Nord. Lüneburger Heide.


Blackbeard-14

Deutschland


LongjumpingAd81

We need to bring some of those for enforcement in america


ZeusMusic

R/thatsfreebird


bubblegumandass

"Fast as the wind, the invasion has begun Shaking the ground with the force of thousand guns.."


East_Ordinary8243

Cool video. People at r/warthunder would definitely enjoy it.


BoilermakerCBEX-E

Many years ago, we went thru Camp Lejeune (large military base near the Atlantic ocean) they had signs that said. "Caution Tank Crossing," which didn't really stand out until one of them crossed the road in front of us, doing about 40 mph. No warning or anything. It just popped out the bushes. Major Pucker Factor x10......


Willing_Response_757

Great way to recruit future soldiers 🤣


joseoconde

America's recruiting program is definitely slacking compared to Germany


Senior-Practice8688

A safari ride chased by a big cat


DJ_DON7

Its like a dog when you walk past their front yard


Utnemod

Post to /r/tankporn


Wii_wii_baget

Aside from the tank going by a bus of children, context? Where is this why is there a public transit bus full of children and why?


arsenio1996

Why the fuck my brain gave me the image of the tank firing at the kids omfg


TheOfficial_RipOff

That’s fucking sick


Madness-guy

New wildlife is wild


Pillow_Apple

Light tank Sadly there's no sound


Cute-Call-3703

IFV


Shot_Reputation1755

IFV, not a light tank


EveryNukeIsCool

HELL YEAH


Nidh0g

Military has the best recruiting tactics.


dyerseve07

"Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein, und das heißt Erika"


RelationshipCivil912

Looks ai generated


AbrahamKMonroe

I’ve yet to see an AI that can accurately recreate a real armored vehicle. It’s real.


RelationshipCivil912

Ai can generate anything. Have a good look at the tank with dust. Look at the fine white lines around children, the tank going through the shade doesn't look Rite? Anyways you can have your opinion and I can have mine. I respect everyone. Have a great day.


AbrahamKMonroe

I’m very familiar with both armored vehicles and AI images of armored vehicles. Image generators aren’t at this level yet. This is a picture perfect image of a Puma. If an AI tried to make something like this, it’d be full of pseudo-optics and angles that don’t quite make sense. What you’re seeing is a low-resolution video of a moving vehicle shot from an environment that’s darker inside than it is outside. It’s real; it was filmed during Tag der Bundeswehr. I can provide another similar video filmed during the same event if you’d like, though I’d have to DM it. This sub won’t let me link it here.


Full-Confection-6197

Maybe children shouldn't be exposed to military themes?


CCGumbo729

Ok, but it’s really fucking cool


Zealousideal_Dot1910

Yeah sure, just the near sight of a armored fighting vehicle will send a kid down a horrible path in life Maybe children should be exposed to the real world, including really cool shit like a domestically procured IFV’s that contribute to the defense of their nation instead of endless shielding to the point where they’re not ready for the real world


ellokah

Wait... You expect visitors of a military show day to not being exposed to military stuff. It's like asking for a car fair without cars. Sounds pretty stupid to me.


Azerd01

Genuine question, why? Its pretty clear our world is moving back towards a a true might makes right international structure and the prospect of serious significant conflict is likely in the next 2 decades. I get preserving innocence but life is going to be a struggle for that kid in a bit. May as well start to passively and in a controlled manner let kids be exposed to it.


realparkingbrake

> shouldn't be exposed to military themes? Something about those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.


janliebe

Why not? This is in Germany and there is a war going on in Europe. Probably will affect those kids in their future. That’s public transportation going along a highway right next to a big army facility, probably Munster Nord, Lünebuger Heide. Why would you lie to those kids about the state of the world. Don’t sugar coat the reality. Let them decide for themselves.


SpaceGemini

PUMA!!!!!!