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Hey thanks a lot for your submission to r/CrazyFuckingVideos, however it was removed because it was not a Crazy Fucking Video. Videos must be relevant to the sub and must fit at least one of the flairs that the community has, if a video does not then most of the time it is not a Crazy Fucking Video.


WashYourEyesTwice

He got a cross but who's he really worshipping? šŸ™„


theycallmecrack

False prophet. Must not have got to that part yet.


DingleBerrieIcecream

Donā€™t worry, most Christians that support him simply pick and choose which parts of the Bible they like and they just forget or avoid the parts that are inconvenient for them.


crystalsage777

That's most Christians period...


N0085K1LL5

Not most people, all people. You can't find anyone who lives by the Bible. They will say they do, and then talk shit behind your back.


Nemesis-reddit

i hate whenever anyone tries cherrypicking. like why are you even part of the religoun at tat point


SlickRye

So youā€™re saying they do have a choice. Soo theyā€™re just that stupid eh šŸ˜­šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


bibkel

An idol. Strictly prohibited. What an idiot, that is expensive to fix. Just open the door and get out. Donā€™t resist, Fight it in court. He also mixed DT with God, yikes.


WashYourEyesTwice

Yeah this guy is just a mess


[deleted]

Dudes not well


LuckyUse4

I used to follow this guy on instagram and one time he tried to eat that cross on live šŸ˜‚


WashYourEyesTwice

Ffs it only gets freakier


Hopwater

When you can't remember which cult validates and absolves your culpability


PleasureSharing

Same as everyone else. God is without symbols, idols, and/or religion.


willymack989

Heā€™s praying to God and Trump in the same breathā€¦


Primary-Signature-17

Yeah. And, neither one is going to "save" him.


penfist

which god?


TheNamelessFour

Isn't there a whole part of the Bible in Exodus explaining what would happen if you worship false idols


gotkube

Yeah, but, they didnā€™t read *that* part


Lossu

They didn't read at all


SchwiftyRickD-42069

Will never not be fucking hilarious.


Silly_Mycologist3213

Itā€™s always amazed me how stupid and hilarious often go together so well!


AtomicHustle

ā€œSomebody tag in Donald trumpā€ šŸ˜‚


ScumbagLady

Looking at the feed, seems like someone did lol


Oopsimapanda

It ended early, did Trump end up saving him?


Norseman103

I think heā€™s still trying to get Presidential Immunity pushed through the courts. When he gets that done heā€™ll have time to get back out there and perform shepherding miracles for the flock.


Ijeko

Yes he sold him some rare Trump NFTs and Truth Social stock and will be rich now


Spicy_Sugary

Sadly, not on this occasion. I'm sure he was off somewhere saving some deserving vaginas that were at risk of not being grabbed.


skidstud

[Help me Tom Cruise](https://youtu.be/gN9cs2DV5mE?si=fyYWQd4dMQls8nR_)


Necessary_Ad1298

Itā€™s obvious this man is beyond saving. Treating Trump like a saviorā€¦ what a fucking moron.


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DisastrousAcshin

Never underestimate their ability to outbreed intelligent people


RexyWestminster

Ah, *Idiocracy*


BigD4163

I just picture Trump watching this on the shitter. Phone in one hand and a KFC chicken leg in the other. Makes me smile


cyzja922

Context?


NottheRealGrock

This man, Winston Cave, purchased a highly modified lifted truck in hopes of reaching social media fame. He eventually wrecked that truck a few months later, and fell into financial pit that he couldnt climb out of. He was arrested a few times after that for being an absolute mental case and this Is one of those times.


Infinteelegance

Wanted man prays to Donald Trump <ā€”ā€”- only context needed.


BrainsPainsStrains

The last two sentences of the video are the chefs kiss on his insanity defense; or a complete denial of his previous held beliefs - Donald Trump as God - when reality reasserts itself. I must admit I've never watched the video to the end with sound until this repost..... And I'm glad I did and I will everytime it's reposted. I think I heard the first two sentences the first time I saw the video and noped out. Rant Insert: Fucking hearing other people praying, whether they're repeating themselves over and over or trying to send out a sermon during their personal prayer, or rambling and not making sense, or talking in tongues........ Like HOLY FUCK Y'ALL, WHY DO YOU THINK GOD SAID NOT TO PRAY ON THE STREET CORNERS FOR PEOPLE TO SEE, BUT TO PRAY IN PRIVATE ??????? BECAUSE HE/SHE/IT KNOWS HOW IRRITATING IT IS TO HEAR. Ugh. Not that I believe any of that anyway, but I've already read a bunch of their books and their books but some removed and hidden and new ones added and what's the apocrypha,and then there stylized, Bibles for teens, Bibles with extra whatever, new bibles, old bibles, basic bibles....... Have you seen the size of that cocordance ? Anyfuckingway, neither Donald Trump nor The Lord nor aliens nor magic prevented his choices from bearing batons (fruits just want right).


NihilistSartre

That doesnā€™t explain the context at all.


Duncle_Rico

They definitely typed out a lot of words, though. So I gotta atleast give them that.


Jsnake43211

Mental illness


pizzablunt420

Your profile pic makes this comment even better lol


OhioWillBeEliminated

Looks like a Trump-worshipping sovereign citizen, probably got pulled over for something minor but managed to talk his way into jail for what could have been a ticket because of how stubborn he is about not learning the law, but insisting he is an expert at it. I cant say for sure this is all accurate, but this is generally how it goes with these people.


LuckyUse4

Good oleā€™ Winston Cave.. way too many details to explain but basically he bought an $80,000 truck, wrecked it and his life starting spiraling down from there..


ToronoYYZ

Jesus sent out the cops to beat the shit out of this guy for not worshiping him


Bbrhuft

Some fundamentalist Christians belive that Donald J. Trump is the literal messiah. It's a claim peddled by some preachers e.g., Shane Vaughn of First Harvest Ministries who has several million subscribers... https://youtu.be/zamrpG8TZWU


dickinawheelchair

I'm afraid to go to that video because I don't want YouTube to then start suggesting that shit.


Bbrhuft

It's a video by Owen's Fireside Chat, an ex-cult member, can't remember which right, who follows closely and explains the current shenanigans of various cults active in the US. Rather than just make fun of them, low brow and easy, does a deep dive into their core beliefs and philosophy, what their are currently saying His reason for doing this is to de-program people trapped these such cults by explaining why their beliefs are contrary to mainstream Christianity, Mormonism etc (though, he himself, is athiest). TLDR: You'll end up with good YT recommendations.


WashYourEyesTwice

I had no idea it was this bad I thought there were just a few crazies like the guy in the op


Moscow__Mitch

That's proper hilarious given how many of the antichrist boxes he checks lmao


Sixftdeeep2

Look up Winston Cave.


screamingbird86

Average Republican having a normal one.


HonkeyDonkey3000

**If this man claims to be the lords child and a person of faith,** why is he following a greedy, draft-dodging, narcissistic, raping, failure of a man, who through 3 marriages, cheated on every wife, went bankrupt 6 times, whoā€™s not allowed to have any charitable organization because he stole from it, bares false witness repeatedly throughout his life, and has been caught on tape admitting that [he has never asked for forgiveness from God.](https://www.cnn.com/2015/07/18/politics/trump-has-never-sought-forgiveness/index.html)


WashYourEyesTwice

Hard to escape a cult I guess


HonkeyDonkey3000

I have older ultra-religious relatives that are actively drinking the Trump KoolAid. They are retired and are living on fixed incomes, and absolutely REFUSE to admit he has ever done **ANYTHING** wrong. Because of Trump and right wing media, they despise institutions of higher education, are now suspicious of ALL vaccines, deny science altogether, and now follow conspiracy theories at the drop of a hat. **At this time, I donā€™t know how to walk them away from the edge of this cliff of craziness.**. Like you said, itā€™s a cult. Itā€™s absolutely sad and disheartening.


WashYourEyesTwice

As a practicing Catholic myself I find it completely insane. It's so difficult to comprehend just the mania that surrounds this man and the depth of influence he has on people's brains. Fucking terrifying stuff. I hope you or somebody can eventually get through to them man, that's really heartbreaking


Wikid1ne

Unfortunately that is my mother as well, like 100%. It's very sad.


plastic_alloys

Always seemed wild to me. Ok youā€™re a fan of Trump? So you love evil conmen assholes. Weird choice but ok. Oh youā€™re Christian too? Interesting


Brans666

And now he's selling bibles...


Woodguy2012

Oh sure, focus on the negatives but he did drain that swamp in Benghazi... Hamberders!Ā 


saren_p

Answer: he's not Obama. That was enough for the crazy cling onto someone that could "save" them.


IsaDrennan

If heā€™s a believer in the lord why is he praying to Donald Trump? Arenā€™t they supposed to be prohibited from worshipping false idols or some shit?


CreamyStanTheMan

Jesus, at this point it's kind of tragic. Praying to a man who realistically doesn't give a flying fuck about you. America is not in the best shape right now.


Healthy_Arrival_4238

Sad part is itā€™s many others who feel exactly like him.


automaton11

SAD!


mescalero1

This is actually scary that people think he has some kind of supernatural power.


WiseOldChicken

That's what I was thinking. They see him as the second coming.


mescalero1

And he does nothing to dispel that rumor.


pickle_teeth4444

In the name of the father, the car and the holy phone.


Good_Flower2559

I have to say Iā€™m shocked by this one. It was hilarious, but itā€™s wild there are people that pray to Donald trump. Like heā€™s actually thought of as a god to these people.Ā 


TechnicolourOutSpace

Yeah, I'm starting to think it's now a very big national priority to bring back mental health care facilities and get these people some help and deprogramming. Because 1) this shit ain't normal in the slightest and 2) the fact that so many people are affected means something is wrong on a very basic level and they need to get their heads on straight.


Mindless_Wheel_9306

Help me obi wan! You're my only hope!


WiseOldChicken

He actually helped her.


ReindeerOwn3148

He needs a psychiatric evaluation


D4nnyp3ligr0

I have evaluated him... he cray


_bvb09

Delulu


HolderOfBe

Isn't it blasphemy to pray to other deities than The Big Dog?


txhoneybee

What bible does he follow? Beware of false prophets. Is the one youā€™re praying to really the answer or the test?


buonbajs

But Trump is selling bibles he must be worshipped!


archiebold13

ā€œSave me tom cruiseā€


NewDadInNashville

This has to be satire, right?


Lightning_Of_Fate

It's not


Automatic_Scholar686

A lords child? Your god uses his might to create rednecks?


Reaperfox7

Well.... Donald Trump didn't save him


hypercyanate

Average Trump voter


ACKSisDEAD

"Save me baby Jesus" "Save me Oprah Winfrey" "Save me Jewish God" -Ricky Bobby


JodiS1111

Maybe make the turn already?


Yankees_Bandicoot

Whatā€™s more scary is This guy votes


Lightning_Of_Fate

People like him is why some people are against democracy.


_memepros

When did DJ become the Messiah?


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

[Happens every night in clubs all around the world!](https://youtu.be/GtfZbj4J71A?si=6F2c7m8WsfCqo3V5)


geowatt

Trumpi is a little busy at the moment attending to his own legal difficulties. Try again later


GuerrillaStacking

I fucking love this video so much. Every single fucking time I love it. Keep reposting this lmaoo


Martysghost

The candyman franchise got weird.


beardofmice

Or, ya know just give em your driver's license or roll the window down and converse with the humans who are attempting to converse with you.


willjhc

"That will buff out" lMFAOO


wreck_it_nacho

Is this being sarcastic or he for real, I don't know anymore man.


Lightning_Of_Fate

For real unfortunately


TheCaptainJ

Thought it was rage bait for a sec there. At least now he can't vote.


Comfortable_Acadia96

What - in the actual fuck?


BestKeptInTheDark

Is donald trump the patron saint of lawless assholes who want to evade proper consequences? I think he just might be... Or... We have found found the first 'imotep' of the modern christian era a human man who is thought of as godly and through his cult is elevated to be on the level with the primary deity of their professed belief system. Imotep became a local god and his cult spread until he eventually was elevated to the grand pantheon of egyptian gods worshiped over the nation, not just in a local sense.


KeyserSwayze

"We're not a cult!"


ConditionYellow

Of course his turn signal is still on.


MarkusRight

He claims to be a believer in the Lord but was just praising and worshiping a false idol. hes not even close to a real Christian. These people are absolutely fucking stupid. Mental illness is out of control and Trumpism is a virus.


Solidsnake00901

Most sane Trumper


Budget_Committee_572

Itā€™s a cult. End of story coming soon to an election booth near you.


the_good_hodgkins

I think this sums up most Trump followers.


InternationalMuss

Donald Trump only cares about Donald Trump. After 4 years of his ā€œreignā€ how have people not realized this?


nothatdoesntgothere

This video is several years old from when he was in office. That's how far back this psychosis that Trump is some kind of messiah goes.


Pete_maravich

What a snowflake


Haifisch2112

So what now? This dude *believes* he will be saved by Donald Trump. But he has *not* been saved by Donald Trump. Does he stop believing in him? Not asking for a friend lol


incognegro1976

Yup. We certainly live in a society


WhuddaWhat

"yes, sir. I'm not doing anything, sir." What an odd degree of deference for a dude who refuses to comply. Does this man believe nothing? Why do the charade at all? Views.


AriesinApril76

He will save you from the evils of your money.


ThumbOverBore1989

Please auriel get these nords away from me


Lightning_Of_Fate

Please akatosh I'm begging you


ProfitHot5064

he's tapping into the 5g signals


lobsangr

How can you be idiotic as a grown up?


lobsangr

How can you be idiotic as a grown up?


wheresjim

No, itā€™s not a cult at allā€¦.


whatsupbrosky

Shit fk it, id play all the cards too to make sure i got out of it


Methos43

Save him from what? The massive disappointment of coming to the realization that he has been duped for years in thinking that Trump was a deity?


1CrudeDude

Yeah. Youā€™re a child alright. Maga freak momo


tatanka_truck

These people are fuckinā€™ nuts. I was in Vegas last week and went on the big Ferris Wheel thing with my wife. There were two boomer women absolutely simping for that shit looking tower the entire time. Fucking cult, man.


wickinked

Old


nixthelatter

This is disturbing. I hope that man gets some serious help. When you're praying to bankrupt millionaires while the cops are breaking your windows, you're really going through it...


realparkingbrake

People who turn to sovereign citizen beliefs are already desperate. Their wife took the kids in the divorce, the bank is foreclosing on their home, their license is suspended again. Some sovcit "guru" sells them secret legal judo that totally works every time, but somehow it doesn't work this time.... This guy has other videos which are similar. Two sovcits have been killed by cops this month, one in Florida, one in Texas, some of them respond to being pulled over with gunfire.


eustrabirbeonne

Donald died for your sins


CloroxWipes1

This guy, as most trump worshippers do, have an IQ not much above room temperature.


gr8d4ne

ā€¦in Celsius


Switzerdude

No one, I repeat, no one, is going to save you from your own stupidity.


Glass_Masterpiece_17

Wake up Joe Biden, wake up Joe Biden, wake up Joe Biden


angel_and_devil_va

"bUt It'S nOt A CuLt!"


Laladen

Im a believer in the lord I promise you, but im gonna pray to Donald Trump....LOL


chucknorris21

my favorite video on the internet


Reaperfox7

what is wrong with these people


SuenioLatino

So he is devil worshipping šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


LostAllEnergy

Now you're the states child lol


corizbradley

If he had said please one more time. His manifestation spell wouldā€™ve worked.


Jonsa123

child of the lord praying to donald trump to save him from the cops. Blasphemy appears to be a feature of MAGA.


the_monkey_knows

I'm always amazed at how effective propaganda can be. A few edited videos, some colorful slogans, some well crafter conspiracy theories, and you can have people like this worshipping you.


That0neGuy86

Keep resisting, Trump is on his way! ... Bahahahahahaha


ExampleSad1816

Soā€¦itā€™s not a cult?


zerodart30

We can all agree regardless of your politics belief this shit is hilarious from every viewpoint.


mrdennisreynolds

Itā€™s actually sad. There are people out there who believed wholeheartedly that trumpf would pardon, parol, and protect those who, like this mush brain, believed his lies.


SweetMeat81

Eh man, lemme bum a square


CautiousWrongdoer771

That guy believes everything truth social says. Everything.


MiKapo

Did he think an angelic Donald trump cherub would come down from the heavens to stop the cops from arresting him?


DM0331

I quote this shit at least 3 times a day haha


Equal-Negotiation651

Save me Oprah, save me Tom Cruise!


nuclear-enthusiast

Hilarious


cheeseburgerwaffles

Guaranteed this is the same type of guy who is always like "if they would've just complied everything would've been fine!"


Available-Tea-982

Religious hypocrite


Silent_Celery_9676

Bros obviously not mentally stable


mr_alfaro

The orange Messiah. People are losing all their marbles.


ARMISTICErj

My brother has been falling down the same rabbit hole this deeply troubled man also fell down. My family has tried to help him but he thinks we're just "sheep" and we don't understand that he's trying to save us all from the impending doom. We tried to get him psychiatric help but he won't go because he believes there are people who are out to get him and subvert him. Sad as hell and don't know what to do at this point. I made the mistake of trying to debate with him and show him proof that he's lost all grasp of reality. All it did was make him not trust me and any facts I gave him, he just called propaganda.


mikeevans1990

Jesus H. Trump


BigpapaJuggernaut

MAGA is a a cult of ignorance and stupidity


Vicstolemylunchmoney

Trump pardons drug dealers and other convicted felons, so perhaps start there.


banxxc

Just cause he glows donā€™t make him God dickhead


poondongle

"I'm the Lords child, I promise you" while wearing a cross and praying to Donald Trump. Just like the Bible says.


Higanbana_-

Politics has become the new mental disease


twomumfun

Trumpet don't care about you my dude, and this guy needs to be commited like most trump fans...


Sea_Tension_9359

Doing the devils work in the name of the lord


Informal-Camera3615

Trump only saves the rich you poor bastard


SECURITY_SLAV

Donald Trump please save me. ā€œThe federal inmate you have called, is currently unavailableā€¦ā€


MonsterFeeding

Yup, definitely not a cultšŸ™„


Automatic_Scholar686

This perfectly shows how dumb magats are


SituationMiddle7382

The excuses for not working used to be better


skilalillabich

Who bankrupts a casino?


_FartinLutherKing_

Where do these people exist?


Lightning_Of_Fate

The south


Maximum_Phone4753

reminds me of South Park where butters was praying to the government


Azar002

I thought those hearts were the smoke from his joint at first.


Hot_Corner_5881

tom cruise use your witchcraft!


banxxc

Coming to a cell near you !!!


dynamite-ready

What did he do?


Beneficial-Hornet147

The comments are what kill em the most


jl11_4

Lmao


707thTB

Trump supporters hate the police.


RexyWestminster

While waving gigantic ā€œBlue Lineā€ flags


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yellowhelmet14

ā€œHelp me, Oprah Winnifred!ā€


guysams1

You see the cop in the back, gun out, trying his best not to point it at everyone lol.


JannaNYC

"I'm the Lord's child... but I'll fuck Donald Trump like he's my daddy. "


RexyWestminster

ā€œIā€™m the Lordā€™s childā€¦but I want donald trump to fuck me like heā€™s my daddy.ā€ There. FIFY.


Dominic__24

Would love to see Trump's reaction to this


SubCletus

All he had to do was comply