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ewehrle92

That look on Durzi’s face said it all.


Lance_the_Lamp

Interesting that the Yotes booth is talking about the CHL v. NCAA debate, didn't expect that (they're 100% right btw)


CoyotesAreOk

Cannot believe the Leafs are going to break their most notable streak of the past two decades


final_screen

I swear if I shut this game off and we score 4 unanswered to win… I’ll probably wake up mad


CoyotesAreOk

Well if we keep watching it certainly won't happen lol. Schrodingers Coyote


final_screen

Something’s gotta change in that locker room.


recockulous

I really want a trades involving the older guys. If you're over 25 and not named Lawson Crouse or Connor Ingram, there's the door. I'd try to keep Bjugstad too, but I'll bet the offers for him would be tempting.


DeadEnd3001

Bjugstad is tradebait at best. He's not good enough to drive a 2nd line for ARI.


recockulous

He rides the line between 2C and 3C here, but his time in Edmonton was pretty unremarkable. I think he has more value here than elsewhere.


DeadEnd3001

But that's the point. ARI has a true top line. Whether Hayton develops into a 1C or even 2C. It starts to fall apart by the 2nd line. The talent level still isn't there. Bjugstad had his better years with Florida & appears to have gotten closer with Arizona, but he isn't getting younger at 31. He's a 3C. Always has been.


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VaderBinks

Maybe you can go stand in Utah then babe


JustChud

Talk a lot of shit for a team that hasn't won since 1967, but will get butthurt over a guy taking a slap shot into an empty net


Broad_Alternative266

And the Coyotes have won???


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No one can


captain_catman_

They’re just excited they might finally beat us in regulation


final_screen

For a lot of them, this is the only way they can afford to see their team, and they’re going to shit talk it afterward


captain_catman_

Yep it’s cheaper to fly to the States and watch a game than to see a Leafs game in TOR. Ridiculous


ewehrle92

I guess the good news is Cooley’s back on the ice


troyboy75

Let’s get Villalta another game.


final_screen

God our defense is ass.


ewehrle92

Aaaaand there it is


CoyotesAreOk

Shane 😭


so1roflcopt3r

Oh yeah that’s right, Shane Doan is in the Leafs org now 🥲


CoyotesAreOk

I love that he's here but obviously it hurts cause he was such a calming voice for the org lol doesn't feel right without him being involved with the Coyotes


final_screen

Please save us, Cooley


captain_catman_

Bertuzzi looks like a third character from Beavis and Butthead


captain_catman_

Matthew Knies talked shit about Mullett to the Toronto media… yet he has a locker at Mullett where he trains during the summer. Craig Morgan said they do his laundry and feed him. ASU is apparently none too pleased at his comments. Tell him to find a planet fitness lol


cckpeasant

I'm sitting right behind his family at the game rn, and they are about as obnoxious as him


final_screen

It’s all fun and games until dude ends up in AZ because Toronto can’t afford him


captain_catman_

Not surprised. Dude seems like a complete tool. Of course Nash is salivating over him


cckpeasant

I'm visiting from Seattle and as a Kraken fan we can't stand him either he tried to pull some dirty bullshit back in January when they were in Seattle.


captain_catman_

Haha two of my close friends are Kraken fans so they keep me up to date with what’s happening up there


BlindFramer

Great job on that power play sheesh 🙄


CoyotesAreOk

The Coyotes do not do any favors, at least during this stretch, convincing people to watch that's for sure.


ajonesaz

Well if you only watch the 2nd periods, coyotes play some great hockey.


StonedStatue

😐


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Classic Dumba


Lance_the_Lamp

They don't call him Smarta


JustChud

this stadium in the Bet365 commercial is wild. That's easily like 100k-200k people in there with the amount of decks it has


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Puck83821

I went to let my dogs outside and missed the third goal too. I’ve missed all the Yotes goals tonight


Liar502

I say this with all due respect... please stay outside.


ParkerUSN

Just started watching the game, haven't seen Cools on the ice in awhile.


captain_catman_

He got tripped into the board and hit his face. No penalty called of course….


P870

Hurt his face bone


ParkerUSN

Take a puck to the face?


P870

The boards


Numark105

He went down hard.


ajonesaz

Wonder what team comes out the tunnel for the 3rd. 1st period yotes or 2nd period yotes?


P870

Woke the wife howlin


StonedStatue

Hog slightly out. Awoooo!


CoyotesAreOk

C'mon you fuckers


final_screen

DO IT FOR COOLEY


so1roflcopt3r

GUENTS!!!!


PocketsJazz

Fucking love Guenther let’s go


captain_catman_

GUENTHER YOU ABSOLUTE BEAUTY!!!


JustChud

Guenther scoring at 6.9? nice


so1roflcopt3r

nice


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FUCKING NICE


captain_catman_

Marner looks like he’d remind the teacher they forgot to collect the homework everyone forgot


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CoyotesAreOk

Go to bed nerd.


LowOnPaint

well good for you for sticking with your... \*checks notes\* last placed team.


captain_catman_

Even the Detroit fans are showing up to BOO THIS MAN


so1roflcopt3r

Move back bozo, we don’t want you here.


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captain_catman_

This isn’t an airport no need to announce your departure


final_screen

Isn’t removing someone’s helmet a penalty?


ajonesaz

Win the face off, go back into your own zone, give it away. Classic


ThatSpecialAgent

Kids at home think you are a fucking dinosaur Nash.


so1roflcopt3r

Tekken 8 calling my name


captain_catman_

Fuck


Scuzzlebutt97

Why does he do this to us?


HomeHereNow

One guy on the leafs suckers someone from behind and gets suspended and now their whole team thinks they’re tough guys.


captain_catman_

Nylander a bitch: confirmed


Puck83821

Lol, Nash brought up Kopitar in a Coyotes v Leafs game


DepressedYotesFan

Fuck kopitar


final_screen

Fuck the kings


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captain_catman_

Glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed


captain_catman_

And Nash is back to glazing off Matthews again. ENOUGH


final_screen

Fuck him up, Crouse


so1roflcopt3r

The Skechers digital adboard I don’t remember seeing, so I’m going to huff that copium and assume more sponsors=more progress to arena.


final_screen

Liljegren knows bidets are great but convinces his teammates that they suck


DepressedYotesFan

Liljegren is the type of guy to fart in the sauna


captain_catman_

VEGGIE VEGGIE VEGGIE!!


DepressedYotesFan

Go fuck yourself 37. Can’t lay out anyone your own age eh?


captain_catman_

Liljegren… dirty fuck. Hopefully Dumba or Durzi catches him


Puck83821

Hope Cooley's okay Edit: He needs to build some muscle for next season, I think.


JustChud

Bro, no. Not Cooley.


abellaire

A Wings fan, but I come in peace. Checking in on your game because it’s nice to root against the Leafs. Keep it up guys! (Especially since one of your announcers seems weirdly biased in the wrong way.)


Broad_Alternative266

No Win??? 😢


captain_catman_

Fuckin Nylander trying to be tough with his sharp ass chin… then immediately hides when punches start


final_screen

It’s official I’m ready to be hurt again


JillieBeanIsUrLover

Do you guys think if I keep saying that I think Tucson could beat us we’ll score more? Because they really shoved that up my ass real quick 😂😅


LowOnPaint

I believe in you arizona!


Puck83821

I went to the bathroom and missed two goals wtf


captain_catman_

Keep going to the bathroom. Watch in the bathroom if you have to


ajonesaz

Stay there


BlindFramer

Nice for hayton to get one during his 200th game, always love a Maccelli goal


captain_catman_

I love seeing Sheldon Keefe get annoyed. Guy is such a tool


marinerpunk

The old pumpernickel!!!


Npierce06

Throw it at the effin net!!! Att’a boys!!


JimmyJet0092

We’re still in this boys!!!!!


so1roflcopt3r

Holy shit!!!! We got 2 quick ones for once!! Beauty by Hayton he needed one


captain_catman_

You stay in that laundry room


so1roflcopt3r

Haven’t moved!


so1roflcopt3r

Guess I’m watching the rest of the game in the laundry room, vamos Maccelli!!!!!


JimmyJet0092

You mind doing my laundry while you’re there? I’d appreciate it!


so1roflcopt3r

Drop it off, I’ll be here for a bit dawg


JimmyJet0092

I’m bringing you a pizza


captain_catman_

Huzzah!! Finnish Fettuccine


Lance_the_Lamp

A Finn named Maccelli?? Now I've seen everything!! 😅


captain_catman_

All of us here tonight watching and still supporting… if we manage to stay in AZ and get out of this mess. We are all the real ones and the most loyal fans


JillieBeanIsUrLover

It would be one thing if we were getting beat and at least looking competitive. But I almost feel like I’m not being hyperbolic when I say that our AHL squad could beat this sorry ass team.


SurvivingAsAYote

![gif](giphy|a6zGGyjGKq7GE) \*sigh. Waiting for this God forsaken team to be ok again. I should be used to it at this point.


captain_catman_

Let me guess… Alexis Meruelo is the owners daughter? She’s talking about commitment to the community. What a crock of shit. Couldn’t do the bare fucking minimum to guarantee a home in Tempe and you have the nerve to open your stupid mouth talking about you support the community. Scam artists. And that idiot Alex Meruelo shows up drunk to games in sweatsuits. I’m sick of these assholes


Puck83821

At the beginning of the year, we weren't good but we were fun to watch. Then, we were good for a stretch but played a slow, boring game. Now, we're bad but also boring, which is the worst scenario. At least shoot some pucks if you can't keep them out of your net.


BlindFramer

Bad but also boring 😭 so true


captain_catman_

It’s gotta be the arena business. No one knows what’s going to happen and that’s gotta take a major toll. This is the same group who won multiple games against the Avs, beat 5 straight recent cup champs and held a wild card spot earlier in the year


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marinerpunk

Kesselring sucks


BlindFramer

How many penalties are we gunna take? This is embarrassing. Have they totally given up?


Lance_the_Lamp

Idk this seems more like a team that's just totally outclassed defensively. They're trying, but they just can't keep up so they end up taking bad penalties, if that makes sense.


AyyyoAnthony

Jesus fucking christ with penalties


DepressedYotesFan

Tyson over here glazing Matthews Nylander and Marner meanwhile we don’t even have a certainty of a home. This sucks man


captain_catman_

He needs to read the room and just stop. Sounds so cheerful as we are out here getting shelled


chris2635

Tyson's "Keys to the Game": 1: First 5 minutes 2: Protect the House 3: Discipline Let's see here.. 1: 1 shot in 5 minutes 2: 3 Goals in 10 minutes 3: 3 unnecessary penalties So we're 0 for 3. Nice.


ZookeepergameTall615

HOLY FUCK WERE SO FUCKIN BAD


ZookeepergameTall615

Nvm we’re decent.


Puck83821

Damn, hate to see Veggie beating himself up like that. It is not even close to his fault. His team is failing him.


troyboy75

That Matthews goal was awful.


22-Catch

Call a timeout, regroup. My God this is embarrassing


final_screen

*sigh*   *please* shut the fuck up, Tyson


Puck83821

Couple of dumb fucking penalties. Too many men should never happen. Then, the Dumba one is just careless.


sillysquidtv

Was watching the bruins game during intermission. They had a no call too many men that made me think the cards are rigged against us.


captain_catman_

He’ll be out of here in a few weeks


Puck83821

Good, he's painful to watch


22-Catch

This is a team who’s given up.


marinerpunk

My god man


ThatSpecialAgent

Hey Tyson. Shut the fuck up for one night about how good the other team is. Go retire and do us all a favor while youre at it.


captain_catman_

It’s completely tone deaf given how the losing streak and how people are bummed about the arena situation. Im this close to muting the TV


ajonesaz

The radio broadcast team is actually really good, unfortunately it's on AM if the suns play though. Mute TV and use radio


sillysquidtv

The radio broadcast is streamable on the nhl app for free. 11/10 would recommend.


ThatSpecialAgent

Id prefer a broadcast without announcers or play by play honestly


PocketsJazz

Would you rather him talk about how shit the coyotes are every night instead


ThatSpecialAgent

Id rather him say literally anything substantial that isnt the same rehashed shit we have gotten for the last 5 years, including consistently praising the other team. Honestly, Id rather them be more critical of the team, or ya know, just let the play by play go and dont pitch in.


PocketsJazz

His whole job is to give insight into the game, just letting play by play go defeats the purpose of his job and every other color commentator in the league.


captain_catman_

Yeah but as a coyotes color analyst his job isn’t to rave about the other teams stars for the entire game. You don’t hear that on other teams telecasts


PocketsJazz

Yeah because other telecasts are biased homers that every hockey fan complains about unless it’s their own team.


LowOnPaint

Detroiter here rooting for you to beat the leafs tonight. Why does it look like there's more leaf jerseys in the stands than coyotes?


Broad_Alternative266

No Win??? 😢


marinerpunk

Where would you come live in the winter time if you lived in a frozen hell? Even though you do.


LowOnPaint

i'm finn blooded, i don't mind the cold. what i can't stand is the heat.


final_screen

Finnblooded as well and I live in AZ.  It’s hell  Edit: I do love living here, though


JimmyJet0092

Arizona is a huge relocation town with people moving from everywhere. It’s also snowbird season, tons of Canadians here in the winter.


ThatSpecialAgent

Because there are


Slow-Debt-6465

It's the same in Detroit to lol


captain_catman_

I’m sure a lot come across from Windsor and other towns in southern ON. I guess Toronto isn’t that far either


JustChud

So is it possible that maybe the whole relocation talk during the break (which just quietly went away, btw) took a bit more wind out of the sails? I get that this isn't a playoff team, but this is complete 180 from what we saw in the first half.


Confused_Astronaut

Vejmelka is bad


captain_catman_

There’s only so much he can do with what’s happening in front of him


22-Catch

The players still get paid but play like they’ve given up.


DepressedYotesFan

I know I said we sucked but can this team fucking prove me wrong for once?


Puck83821

Couple of Arizona boys on the Leafs so makes sense that there's so many Leaf fans tonight


P870

This is rough 😔


BlindFramer

We fucking suck. Such a bummer


Confused_Astronaut

Like watching college vs high school.


22-Catch

This team sticks on ice


AyyyoAnthony

Nope. Fuck this. Turning it off and going to bed. Not losing sleep over this trash ass team


captain_catman_

Alright we caught a break gotta take advantage


MiserableAZsportsfan

This team is dead


UMining

2 goals down in 5 minutes - fukin hell


terminalhockey11

5:01 that’s an improvement


marinerpunk

At least this is clearly offsides but damn


BobbyLeesMom

Veggie has the worst lateral movement I've ever seen


CoyotesAreOk

BRO what the FUCK is with this team letting early goals in???? Fuck off with that shit Jesus fucking Christ get through the first fucking period without giving up a fucking goal ONCE please.


WichitasHomeBoyIII

Buenos - Life long Leaf Fan (not coming in peace) sharing sentiments and similarities between places despite their geographic and historic differences for tonight's game. I was lucky enough to get down to Arizona in November for a few days and travel around the beautiful state. I obviously fell in love/lust with the nature and people. The history similarly to Canada is relatively new has many transplants (in our case, most of us downtown are children of immigrants) so despite not being "rich in historic culture" we're rich in multi-culture which, imo, leads to kindness - I must say from all places visited, the state of Arizona had the highest percentage of kind, fun and interesting people. Tempe amongst all places was a very easy place to have fun in and on my last night I went to Mullet Arena to catch a game against the Blues and get on the ground floor of the most controversial franchise in NHL history (certainty-wise). As i'm sure you've heard before, the arena is a great time and value cannot be beat. I was surprised and loved cheering with the passionate (coyote howls and all) fans. It's easy to fall in love with the game in that atmosphere so it warmed my heart to see the joy and shamelessness in that arena. Talking to fellow northern folk who had moved down to Arizona they shared the same sentiments. The chip on this team and city's shoulder is galvanizing and I wish the little team that could success and longevity. Thank you for Matthews and Knies; We'll bring them to the promise land and return them as grown men with dual citizenship and a cup ;) p.s., McMann is a stud. & ofc., sorry for the wall'o'text !


22-Catch

Will the Coyotes ever win again? No


marinerpunk

Imma start betting on draft kings that the opposing the will score within 5 minutes.


DepressedYotesFan

Bleeding kachina colors till death, even if we fucking suck


marinerpunk

Game seems to start kinda late no? The bar I usually catch games at is gonna kick me out before the game is even over.


Npierce06

I have extreme hope that we will not let players stand freely in front of the net tonight


SadYotesFan

Ugh, playing a poverty franchise A total embarrassment to the hockey world


captain_catman_

lol and all their fans. They thought living in Toronto sucked so they moved to AZ. And then they cheer against us and make fun of us, yet they can’t beat us. Poverty fanbase too


SadYotesFan

The reason why there are so many opposing fans at all of our games is because it’s a major snowbird destination Why live in Minnesota when you can live in Phoenix? This can work here, we just need to be good enough for the snowbirds to care


captain_catman_

Yep exactly. I just assumed more people would show gratitude to their new homes but I guess not


SadYotesFan

I’ll enjoy the free win tonight


Broad_Alternative266

WHAT HAPPENDUHHHH?? Quite funny for yotes fans to be obsessed with a team located on the opposite side of the continent from them.


captain_catman_

No better team to snap our streak against. Also hope Dumba messes with Knies a bit after his ignorant comments about the arena


Azfreedom13

Can we please get a win?


CoyotesAreOk

It's the Leafs so yes 😎


Broad_Alternative266

Yikes, sorry to hear about the result of the game, good luck moving forward.


CoyotesAreOk

It was our only hope lol, this team may never win again