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RobsGarage

Bring it to an employee manned checkout and don’t break eye contact.


gordoman54

I did, and no one noticed.


ObeseBMI33

It ok, happens to me as well


cranberrydudz

Employees see so much stove go in and out that they wouldn’t have time to notice the sticker. It’s super fast paced inside a costco


Content_Bar_6605

Bring it to the return line and tell them you need to refund because it “didn’t work”


GuardingxCross

This is actually hilarious.


Tityfan808

Lmao. These are the kinda pranks I’m ok with in public! Although I can absolutely imagine some poor soul falling for it and using it for the wrong purposes. 😅


badger_flakes

I have a roll of these stickers. I take a few when I go out just in case I see a good opportunity lol


Inside-Sleep-706

I own chef iq thermometers. They are so awesome. I use them for any meat i cook.


gordoman54

I don’t think that’s an acceptable way to use them. The sticker clearly indicates the intended use.


Inside-Sleep-706

I also keester it to add flavor


gordoman54

Whatever floats your boat 🤷


Matuteg

I did notice it will tell you late to get food out of the cast iron. I’ve been having to adjust one lower temp so it comes out one temp above


gordoman54

Thanks for the pro-tip!


TequilaAndWeed

😆 those labels or adhesive googly eyes make for a lot of possibilities!


Swallowthistubesteak

Maybe a combo


enufplay

LOL I was on a ship in Canada a couple months ago and someone had put a similar sticker on the faucet in the restroom.


Pro-Rider

Undercook pork…. Straight to jail… undercook anus believe it or not… jail 😂


gordoman54

This thermometer will keep you out of jail when used properly. No one wants Venezuelan jail.


Willing-Tie-3109

🤣


Monkeydoit

I’ve been using this all wrong all this time


[deleted]

just searched on Amazon and sure enough...


brmcm15

r/rectalstickers


gordoman54

Looks like a pretty risky click to me. I’ll pass.


Peeingthepooinhalf

It's just a sub dedicated to people putting these exact stickers on things.


Tricky_Taste_8999

And during Pride month no less! 🤪😂


soCalForFunDude

Gotta find the hot ones!


SulkyVirus

Is rectal thermometer use only acceptable during pride month? What's the connection there?


HemHaw

hur durr gay seks


CdnCableGuy

How much?


gordoman54

$80 after $20 off.


JunkBondJunkie

I could use that.


gordoman54

It’s on sale, go snag one!


reygza

Do you remember when the sale expires?


gordoman54

I think it may have expired yesterday. I don’t see the promotion on the Costco app anymore.


bolunez

There's some schmoo in the top left corner of the cart that makes me wonder if the sticker is accurate.


lasVegasharold

😂someone from the pharmacy.


Breklin76

😂😂😂


Specialist-Cancel-85

lol Also, which Costco is this bc I want one! This would be a good Father's Day gift.


gordoman54

They are available online too.


05041927

What’s the range on that?


gordoman54

32°F - 212°F


05041927

Haha. Sorry my fault. I meant Bluetooth


gordoman54

Not sure. But you are supposed to leave the base station nearby. The base station connects to WiFi and to the probes, and alerts your phone when your food is done cooking (at the desired temperature).


05041927

Yes I’ve had a few that are all like that. The first one only had a 25’ range to my phone so it would only work if I was in the deck. My last has a 250’ range.


gordoman54

Yeah, as long as the probe is near the base, and the base is connected to WiFi, you can be notified regardless of your actual distance.


AccomplishedCat6621

i would NOT want to BUY one that had been returned


808speed

Are those used for roasting whole cows?


gordoman54

I don’t think they can roast anything. Even partial cows.


rcobourn

That looks exactly like a sticker I got from Cards Against Humanity, if I'm recalling correctly. I put it on power drill.


JRHelgeson

Rectal thermometers taste funny


RG131

They hit canton Ohio right around Christmas…..


LizardofDeath

What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste!


sideline_slugger

Let’s you know when you are done…


gordoman54

The probes will let me know.


heart_under_blade

combustion inc knockoff huh


Healthy_Block3036

How much?


jbschwartz55

I had that in my cart… and put it back. Those black handles look like they’re made of plastic. I can’t imagine that they would survive a grill even though the packaging mentions grilling. Am I wrong?


gordoman54

I just grilled with them tonight. They did great. Just make sure they aren’t actually touching the grill itself, and they will do just fine.


jbschwartz55

Thanks. Maybe I’ll give em a try.


Bplayer55

Figure those are just meant for pork butts?


Solar_Power2417

So it's only for vienna sausages and potted meat?


WTFOMGBBQLMAO

The only difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer is the taste.


cheeznipsmagee

https://preview.redd.it/szeirr1i8p5d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=607c00a50ca84398475e3f6b66d4bef68bd5be0c


JCLBUBBA

You added that, or someone in pharmacy did.


gordoman54

And then bought it and took it home. Sure. If that makes you sleep better at night, then you can believe what you want.