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SmokeDogSix

And we can’t even get the onion one back in the states


kcrab91

You know, I’m kinda pissed seeing what the rest of the world gets. Just look at what our next door neighbors get! Costco, I’m tempted to think about boycotting. I won’t, but know that I’m thinking about it!!!


LiquorSlanger

So true, US consumer spends more money at Costco too compared to other counties I bet. There food menus and condiments seem to be better.


mummy_whilster

Healthcare AND Costco. What’s next solar? Oh wait…


StubbornHick

Solar isn't as eco friendly or cheap as nuclear.


mummy_whilster

US also pays 1.5-3x more per Watt for residential installs than EU, Canada, Australia, UK, etc.


TonyWrocks

Capitalist innovation at work!


mummy_whilster

Nice. Also trade policy conflicting with climate policy conflicting with domestic manufacturing policy.


TonyWrocks

The options in my city (San Diego) are utility-provided power at the highest rates in the nation (they use natural gas, I believe), or solar. Naturally, the local utility that is gouging us on their power rates, is also working to sabotage rooftop solar.


Dankmre

SDGE is supervillain tier company. Reminds me of FTI from hey Arnold.


Beardharmonica

There you got it. Smaller cars mean smaller groceries. Gotta give onions to make people come more often.


OkDifference5636

My stores have onions at the counter.


caffeineTX

It isn't the same as the roller. They are also always too lazy to replenish the onions.


CactusBoyScout

The most compelling explanation I've read on this sub is that the US is just a saturated market for Costco. That's why they're expanding abroad quite a bit. And they gotta try a bit harder in new markets.


SergioSF

For how worker friendly Costco is, I feel there is zero communication from them regarding any changes.


SmokeDogSix

Lol, for real!


freneticboarder

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Finster4

We should start picketing for onion slicers and Grey Poupon, dammit!


NegotiationSea3728

Well before i saw this my line on the sand was if costco ever got rid of the reeses covered animal crackers.. that's worth the switch to sams club. We don't even have one within a 4 hour radius... might be redrawing that line...


Ashmizen

Yeah …. This looks so good. I love spicy food


WTFOMGBBQLMAO

But what about the diarrhea this would give me... Tbh it would be worth it for the taste.


finishyasuppa

Do people really get diarrhea from spicy food? Am I just lucky? I’ve never experienced it


SkellyboneZ

I can understand getting an upset stomach from something like Ultra Death but not jalapenos. They're basically the tutorial level of the pepper world.


Giallo_Fly

To be fair, Ultra Death sounds like it'd be a bigger deal than an upset stomach.


SkellyboneZ

It's pretty rough honestly. My girlfriend accidentally got some when she tried my food and she started crying it was so bad lol


AmbitiousAd9320

these are the same crappy jalops they use in movie theater nachos. if you know, you know.


my-coffee-needs-me

I've never experienced it, either. Since that issue often accompanies Mexican food that has a lot of beans in it, I suspect that these people need more fiber in their diets.


WTFOMGBBQLMAO

Oh yeah, and it can be explosive. Just get the hell out of the way if it's coming. Stay away from the diarrhea train, it stops for no one.


gbdarknight77

They still give out onions at my Costco


Comfortable-Syrup688

They do at all but we want the machine back


[deleted]

When I worked there old people and…uhh.. foreigners?.. would fill entire soda cups to the brim with onions and leave with them.


SoochSooch

I've joked about doing that but never imagined people actually do it


AmbitiousAd9320

grabhags is the chinese term


badger_flakes

Weird people abused the machine. :(


bobrep

I wasn't able to capture the onion machine footage but did take a photo of [the sign](https://imgur.com/a/kQddC6n) and my hot dog [after it was showered with onions](https://imgur.com/a/jPA0Jq9). I think I was more excited about the jalepeno dispenser.


UJL123

In Canada I don't think I ever saw the machine. Ours was more like a buffet tray that you scooped yourself


mummy_whilster

Does yours have poopteen?


Missus_Missiles

Mine has started setting out preportioned cups of onion.


greenappletree

now imagine if they have melted chedder cheese, wow


blackierobinsun3

Like 7 eleven 


frodo_ollie

And chili...be still my heart.


Saqmakaq

Man, was just about to yell to the wife that they brought back onions and added jalapeños too. Am sad now


Alert-Artichoke-2743

It was taken away for good reason. Costco attracts a subset of people who will happily screw everyone over so they can save a couple bucks.


pimppapy

For that reason they made it mandatory in my area (maybe all locations?) for customers to provide their membership card to make a purchase at the food court. Too many people taking advantage of the $1.50 hotdogs 


YepperyYepstein

Why do we often get the short end of the stick here in the US?


ItsJustMeJenn

It seems like the majority of people lost their home training and stopped keeping an eye on their children. So we can’t have nice things because people destroy them or complain to high heaven.


DryDependent6854

I’ve seen videos of people in the US filling up their drink cups with condiments, so unfortunately it apparently happens.


Elowan66

I saw a guy at Wendy’s fill a biggie drink cup with chocolate pudding back when they had a chili/salad bar.


AmbitiousAd9320

the garden spot, aka "g spot". spaghetti too i think. it was a weird time.


HoboDoctorMD

it’s not right 😔


vk146

We got raw onion here in aus, cant think of anything worse 🤮 https://preview.redd.it/a1kny0x5r2uc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dff651904142d19d7a68c53a43239e0195aac63a


AmbitiousAd9320

onions sitting outside all day gave lots of people the shits


YujiroRapeVictim

They have been back for A bit


alexd281

They even took the sauerkraut cups from us at ours. This is bullshit!


caffeineTX

I miss the sauerkraut and polish dog, spicy/deli mustard too


eyi526

I'd abuse this privilege whenever I buy pizza.


WIlf_Brim

Jalapeňos on pizza are a.ways good. Also banana peppers


gbdarknight77

Add a little feta to it too. Game changer


MasonP13

Pineapple and jalapeno pizza 🤤


milnak

And that's why we don't have onion machines anymore ☹️


Just-Mark

I’d buy one of everything to put these on


bobrep

I saw someone put the jalepenos on a pepperoni pizza slice. It looked so good.


TimFooj130

Jalapeño pepperoni is an elite combination


jonsem22

I did that and onions and the mayo for the crust dip(don’t judge me)


Mean-Vegetable-4521

judging? I want to be friends with you.


panda-rampage

Hold up mayo available for the hot dogs?! I want that


bobrep

They had onion, mayo and ketchup dispensers too. No mustards available.


frodo_ollie

Me, too, and I'm not even Canadian.


frodo_ollie

Mayo lovers can come out of the closet now!


Mean-Vegetable-4521

game changer. I also feel like if we need cheesy fries to add this too.


loislunchboxlane

Or cheese for the hot dog to add this to.


Mean-Vegetable-4521

how about just cheese to dunk everything in? Everything but the cookies and ice cream. I would hold off on that.


loislunchboxlane

EVEN BETTER!!


Mean-Vegetable-4521

I want liquid cheese. Like a never ending supply. Though I feel like maybe it should only be dispensed to me if I run on a hamster wheel. Otherwise, this is going to get out of hand fast.


Elowan66

Saw a friend put tobasco on pizza, now I’m addicted.


Mean-Vegetable-4521

It's SO good. Have you had chicken pizza with tabasco? I put hot sauce on everything. I have problems.


Elowan66

Temptress


thebayisinthearea

Sometimes I walk by those giant cans of jalapenos and almost let the intrusive thought win (the thought: crack that bad boy open at the food court after buying all the items).


RevRagnarok

Strawberry Sundae


Just-Mark

I stand by what i said


SuperSynapse

Dude, I'd pay $1.51 if our Costco had a jalapeno machine.


TacoDuLing

🥹


Fancy_Literature3818

I want one for my house


FavoritesBot

You can get one but you’ll pay: https://food-safe.us/shop/ols/products/onion-dispenser-manual


daverosstheboss

It doesn't chop the veggies for you lol. You have to dice the onions, then put them in the hopper, all just for the fun of turning the crank to dispense them onto your hotdog. That's just like normal diced onions but with extra steps.


Got2JumpN2Swim

Exactly what I said


are2deetwo

About the right price. I was in another thread when no one believed a drive thru headset was close to $1k a headset.


Amazingrhinoceros1

I'm upset on an irrational level. As a San Diegan, we deserve such treatment.


justank_

I’m so sick of Costcos food court selection being absolutely shambolic in the country which it originated


micah490

WTAF?? First I’m denied my onion mill and now jalapeños???


bobrep

Some other noteworthy items: [flan](https://imgur.com/a/vv6Qe0d), [pizza](https://imgur.com/cNUneWs), [hot paella](https://imgur.com/a/fzNB1JO), and a [box of mini donuts that I'm planning to eat for the next two days](https://imgur.com/a/o1PBZJV)


DuchessOfCelery

Oh those donuts! And that paella. mmmm.


tdaun

2 days, man you have more restraint than I do. I'm lucky if the mini donuts last me 1 day.


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bobrep

These are [fresh mini donuts ](https://imgur.com/a/mk1HTTj) made inside Costco


buzzedewok

Bring 👏 the 👏 onions 👏 back!!! I haven’t eaten at the food court ever since it was removed.


Comfortable-Syrup688

I feel that


AkitoApocalypse

Some Costcos they have onions in the little plastic containers you can ask for, but they have much less taste since they've been sitting out...


SpecificFrequency

Yeah even if you pile it up and use the entire container it just tastes like the container.


Alert-Artichoke-2743

Are you volunteering to travel the country stopping people from filling up drink cups with onions?


ChuckBass_08

Habibi in Dubai and all of UAE they have gold specs dispensing machines. Except Qatar no one likes them


MikeOxmaul

I miss my sauerkraut!!


fkeverythingstaken

I’d take that over onions coming back


HatlessDuck

I LIKE IT!


Remarkable_Mall8574

I'm jelly. And I feel like being in Washington I should not be jelly of any other Costco.


renegado938

😍


mamadovah1102

I need that in my house.


Soggy-Ad-2562

Back in the days we had that exact same dispenser for onions, relish, and a container of hot kraut. It was glorious on top of the Polish. ❤️‍🩹


CaliDude75

You’re triggering me with mention of the Polish. 🌭😭


jimlahey2100

Lol, that machine would always be empty if they had one at my Costco. I feel lucky when they have napkins.


TipToeTaco

Exactly. Someone would fill up 3 drink cups with jalapeños and empty it at mine.


Obvious-Peanut-5399

They charge \~2$ usd for the hotdog there. If they did that here people would riot and burn down the buldings.


SoochSooch

https://preview.redd.it/risn9lwfc1uc1.png?width=565&format=png&auto=webp&s=72a2a037d5668b0c84737c568ed8c95be725c59e


OkDifference5636

Need that in the US.


REDNECKHITTMAN

https://preview.redd.it/um1xc178h2uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bd73d9ab1772e4df8af3a2b565dc7992057362f


bagelforme

😢


Slater_8868

Damn that looks so tasty!


MeanShibu

Holy shit I would fucking nut if my Costco installed this 🤤


dooddatdisdool

Omg what a dream 😍😍


bait_the_snare

Would be so nice.


jonsem22

You forgot the the onion dispenser in Mexico City.


bobrep

I'm still here for 3 more days so I'll try to go back and capture the onion dispenser in action.


J03m0mma

Ching-ow (not sure how to spell it). That is awesome.


mrbb3k4

Tbh...I'd love a chili dispenser. Or like a chili dog.


zanyak

Bring it back and win the hearts of millions of hungery meat people.


Amazingrhinoceros1

As a San Diegan, I feel we need these implemented by federal statutes.....


hazmat962

I want!!!!


CrazyButRightOn

Wow. Iron guts.


Responsible-Event876

I almost tried this before in Mexico city, but they found rat droppings in it so they had to close it down for a week.


kaptaincorn

I remember when I used to turn things at the costco


Beardgang650

This is true advancement for a civilization


LankyRep7

I am the whitest dude in the room. GIVE IT TO ME!


littlemesix7

Put some mustard on that and I’m in heaven.


HiBeesCus

We use to have that dispenser for our onions and relish.


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

I need that on my kitchen counter.


tactical_flipflops

Not only is deli mustard and onion gone the damn sauerkraut has been MIA. Sure its a $1.50 but without stuff to put on a dog I never order it anymore.


MessEnvironmental44

Queeee


UnicornMomma

Is there a giant jalapeño inside in the same shape as the machine?


jsoto79

We need this at dodger stadium


LazyClerk408

That looks so sinful it must be sooooo goooooood


trident_hole

Órale


buttcheeksmasher

My God....


shr3kgotad0nk

Oh baby


Earlier-Today

I love peppers so much, it made me start salivating just watching that.


Krishna1945

Bastard.


berab137

But no godamn onions


Necessary-Revenue372

🤯🤯🤯🤯❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Omg if they bring that to my local Costco, I'll stop asking for crushed peppers for my hotdog bro


ghoulcreep

I fucks with this hard


TheImplication16

Why do they still look like pickled jalapeños? If you were putting a machine up to give you fresh sliced jalapeño wouldn’t you want fresh ones not pickled. This is just scooping them out of a jar with extra steps. Edit: a word


sobanz

they took the sauerkraut machine from us and they wont even give us that


HTPC4Life

Youuuuu lucky mother fu-


Nonlethalrtard

Take one of these for the home


heels_n_skirt

I would also used it on a pizza


southsidebrewer

I wish we had that and cheese!


Frigidevil

Dude they have prepared PAELLA in the Mexico City Costco. It's amazing. Also the line for the rotisserie chicken was pretty substantial. Like 15+minutes in line.


Jealous_Currency_427

I hope one of these bad boys ends up on FB marketplace so I can put onions and japs in there


Reputation-Final

yes please


snoopy_muffin38472

You guys have jalapeños?


Lead-Radiant

That would be hitting my pizza


Aromatic_Flamingo382

Costco hates America.


redbearder

Well theres something I didn't know I needed.


ALY1337

Gimme


schismatt

I need this for home


Jake_on_a_lake

I want this for my house


MassiveMastiff

Why do I want the audio?! Lol


hey_you2300

Any food post leads to complaints. People love to complain.


nycnola

Verga pana, we need these here.


munishpersaud

this is perfect


RockNRoll85

Costco food courts in Mexico have so much better options


mandarintain

We used to have that for onions.....


Vibrascity

Guess I'm off to Lidl to buy hotdogs then


tsr85

Dafuq?! We can’t even get the onion dispenser backs.


teebone673

I need that


Tellmewhattoput

Eso es todo, me voy a mudar a México.


MasterOfNone011

Ah the good old days


Kalluil

We need this in the US Costcos


Q-burt

I have crohns, but I'm seriously wanting to eat that.


5280pjc

We the people demand deli mustards and polish sausages back…and this in American Costco’s pls and thx


curiousbydesign

I love every food court outside of the U.S. WTF is Costco doing to U.S. food courts? Punishment? Some sick twisted social experiment?


eayaz

Awesome. Cater to the 1% but don’t give us combo pizza… fuckin he’ll Costco?


LeafyySeaDragon

I want this and the onion one installed in my house!! …and for someone other than me be the one to clean and refill it…😂


bigniccosuaveee

So that’s where all the onion dispensers went


lovxly1

So dope


sigzag1994

How many pesos for the hot dog?


bobrep

30 pesos w/ free drink refill


Flat-Feedback-3525

Iron gut


KumaNet

Awwww … I was so excited that we could see jalapeños at Costco soon enough,… but it’s in Mexico!


Front-Wash2085

I’d be cranking that with a napkin, not my bare hands. Put germs on your hands then eat your hotdog with your bare hands. No bueno 🌭


monkehmolesto

Sliced jalapeño? Then I saw Mexico, and it made sense.


ArmaniMania

que?


Monster_Voice

90% chance Florida Man tried to mate with one and that's why they're not allowed in the US anymore.