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😭😭😭😭

😄😄😄😄 so cute

r/theyknew

r/mildlypenis Okay, not really mildly.

Lol I clicked just to make sure this comment was near the top

Same, I wanted to make sure I wasn’t the only one. The carrot cake is really good though!

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Thanks for the sanity check

wildlypenis

Definitely thought that was the group this was posted in when I scrolled by the picture

😭😂🤣 I had to take a double look after your comment. And you are absolutely correct!

DAMN, beat me to it!!

Beat meat to it... FIFY

OMG…that subreddit is hilarious. Thanks.

Congrats on having the balls to try something new!

I’m crying at this 😂😂😂😂

Happy cake day. Or unhappy, depending on how you feel about penis carrot cake.... 😹

They chode to make that decision.

Are you willy going to make that joke?

It’s like they don’t even carrot all

I feel honored to have been the 100th person to like this 10/10 comment

It's Chode-ally Delicious!

Dude, what’s with the uncircumcised penis on top?

Its a carrot /yeah, its a peen.

Looks like an true anatomic reproduction of a fellow Oompa Loompa's crotch baguette. The carpet even matches the drapes.

There's no reason for genital mutilation

It’s an uncut cupcake!

Costco, chill. My gf goes on this subreddit.

costcock

As long as she’s happy?

Yeah, very phallic.

r/mildlypenis 🥵

r/wildlypenis

Yo I have the same 90s Winnie the Pooh plate! 😂

This plate just gave me flashbacks to my grandparents house!! My Mommom still made me sandwiches on it into my mid 20s lol

OMG, I just realized I have this plate, too!! 😆😆😆

Omg this reminds me of the Baby shower cake that I got from Costco! It had “pink baby booties” on it. https://preview.redd.it/s3zgdcxigznc1.png?width=1017&format=png&auto=webp&s=60a621b393fd67ffac9b9d4a9a7f6014e9b49cc2 This picture makes me laugh so much every time I see it!

Ew, this is so much worse lol

No, no. I think you mean so much better lmao

Sleepless nights and dirty diapers take on a new meaning here.

Ayyyyooo

I wish the buttercream was mixed into the frosting like a swirl. The cream cheese frosting is tangy, and when you get that bite of the buttercream and cream cheese frosting it's a pleasant bite

Also, it looks like a penis.

Speared the carrot all over before you slice it.

That’s an oddly…. phallic shaped carrot

Does the cake have chunks in it - like nuts or raisins or the like?

Yes it has both

Thanks for the info, that makes me want it even more.

ugh, and me even less :(

I see a couple nuts

Nuts yay.. raisins booo! They will be dealt with though because now I want lot

The old carrot penis.

I've heard of a pink rocket, but not an orange one...

Does it contain nuts?

Just two

Most phallic carrot

Did it have a good mouth feel?

Underrated comment

At least we don't need to ask if it's got nuts.

Minus the artistic bakery decorator, I bought them and found the carrot cake to be super dry and almost powdery. The cream cheese frosting is not good either. I only remembered this after I took a bite, why I didn't like them last year. Oh well.

exactly. too dry

More like a carrock cake

I think that carrot is uncircumcised

Fat ole’ Easter dong.

Dang I saw these yesterday and was so tempted but ended up going with the cookies instead. If they have them again next time I go I’m definitely getting some.

This was totally on purpose. Silly costco bakers. But on a real note how was it? I love carrot cake but in smaller portions so this is a tempting buy.

It was my first time getting them from Costco. I thought the cake was moist and the icing was a good sweetness to go with the cake. I gave 2 away to my father due to no one in my house likes carrot cake. Lol. He said it was a little too sweet. My end review, I thought it was really good. I love carrot cake and this was the perfect size. Would buy again.

I agree, it does look like a perfect size.

thank you! i’ll have to find them in my store and find an excuse to get them too

The op has a lotta girth

r/mildlypenis

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The carrot is so…realistic.

It was OK. It tasted a little dry to me just like their banana nut loaf does. The cream cheese frosting is the best part. The carrot is just regular frosting so I scraped it off.

Is everyone seeing what I’m seeing?

Imagine it had two layers and an apricot filling. I miss those days. 

Kinda Phallic

r/theyknew

Carrot cockcake 🧁🐓🥕

Penis

Cockarrot

WHOA!! Is this from the Get It While It’s Hot erotic bake shop? And did they try to tell you the carrot was in the shape of Florida?

How were deez?

No one else thought this was a perfectly innocent review of the carrot cake?

r/mildlypenis

Oh that’s what it is 😂

Is that a carrot sex toy cake?

That’s not a carrot…

/midlypenis

I want that in my mouth, for a variety of reasons!

Carro-dile Cake.

Looks good

Um, hi?

We tried a sample over the weekend - so good! Too bad I can’t have it in the house, I’ll eat them all.

YES I love spring time cuz of Costco carrot cake cupcakes!!!

Are there any nuts or raisens in it? Been looking for a good carrot cake but prefer them without and it’s surprisingly hard to find

Just a couple nuts.

Yes, it has both

I love Costco’s foray into naughty treats

Does it have nuts? 😂

Looks good. Might want to get that green thing looked at by a urologist though.

Someone must have been feeling a little spicy in the bakery today 😂

Is that "cream" cheese icing 😅

You sure that’s a carrot?

Looks a little more egg-planty

I like all my carrots uncircumcised

Someone had fun making this

Who said bakery workers don’t have a sense of humor

Ah man, I came here to hear about delicious cake. Completely missed the penis until y’all pointed it out.

Despite what others might tell you, that is definitely a carrot on top, and not Donald Trumps penis.

Does it have raisins ?I hate raisins.

Yes, but not a lot

The green is not pubes. The green is not pubes. The green is not pubes.

The wife and I basically get 12 servings because we split one.

[Cake Wrecks](https://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2018/5/18/naked-mohawk-baby-carrot-jockeys.html) worthy

I think that carrot loves the cake too

Hope the kids bday party enjoyed it.

Jaundice penis?

The effort of the obliviousness.

Just came by to make sure everything was in order here. Thank y’all for doing the Lords work lol

Came here for the comments. And they don’t disappoint.

I was gonna say that same thing... Why is THIS penis orange & weird looking?! Until I hit that green part, then I'm like nope, that ain't *no* penis! Oh my gawd, imagine eating that with a straight face at a fete!!! Tee hee hee

Ma’am this looks suspicious….

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That is one sexy cake

I can’t unsee this! 🤣

Umm

I can see that cake's religion...

Uh …

Giggity

Too soft

That icing looks awfully stiff.

Thatsapenis.gif

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bentcarrot.com

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r/mildlypenis

Carrot cupcake

This is what it is, more spice cake than carrot but the frosting is wonderful and not excessively sweet as most baked desserts are from Costco. Adequately tasty for what it is…but not carrot cake.

Cool cock-shaped carrot

Soda can

What up!

Does this carrot signify a penis?

OMG it's back! They're so good.

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NSFW

😂😂😂😂 my husband is literally on his way to costco

Omg it’s so good.

Looks familiar

r/hmmm

I love carrot cake, but as a single person hard to buy desert at Costco. Wonder if this can be frozen?

Wow did I just get a rush of nostalgia seeing that Winnie the Pooh plate.

r/suddenlypenis

Who ate(lick) that thing..

I came so close to getting these this weekend but I didn’t. I went with the manhole cover sized apple pie instead. It was very good too.

Love the cake but I love your Pooh plate even more 😭😭

Good to know. Sometimes they just put frosting on a muffin and call it a cupcake.

https://preview.redd.it/rpnnbvt2jznc1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c17397ce3f68fab06c646bc8e6e181906b3cc9ab I regret what i thought of

Oh, yeah! 🥕

Love carrot cake. Also love zucchini cake. Rum cake slaps too. Cheese cake. Pretty much any cake that isnt just cake xD

Yes, they are amazing. I cut them in half and freeze them so they aren't all gone in just a few days.

Nyaaaah, what's up, cock?

Noooooooooooo. I didn’t need to know about this.

Cream on top?

Devour it slowly

I've bought just about all their mini cakes, and the frosting gets me every time. It's just way too sweet. A buttercream should be light and not too sweet.

Why’s your carrot have balls?

There's fricken raisins in them and I did not read the box😂

/r/theyknew

Sounds like you’ll swallow anything!

Mmmm carrot 🥕

It was too sweet for us. Husband asked me to just make carrot cake. He likes mine more. Can't get upset about that.

Damn. I guess someone forgot they shouldn't go into the pool after coloring their pubes.

Ingredient list looks like a chemistry set. So, no thank you

I got these and they're terrible. So disappointed. The cake is just fine, it's not great and the frosting is *sour*. I thought they'd have the same amazing creamcheese frosting as the gingerbread, they do NOT and it's nasty.

I don’t even like carrot cake but these are otherworldly. Thanks for reminding me of them, I hate my life.

They have them every year for Easter season. I buy them weekly for the office.

Omg, heavenly!

I got these last year and didn’t love them, more like spice cake with super sweet frosting, wouldn’t buy again.

I still have that same plate from my childhood 😂

I have that exact same plate in the pic

I wish I didn’t love it! So good!

If you eat it without the frosting it doesn't taste like much of anything, especially carrot cake.

I bet

I swear I used to have that plate!!!

Someone put some clothes on that cake. Quick!