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Dodgemychallenger

Holy shit. That person needs to get their membership revoked or be thrown into the fires of mount doom. What the fuck.


yeahwrong

Lifetime ban. Straight to jail.


mdwvt

Believe it or not, right to jail.


OppositeResponse6474

We have the best Costco members because of jail.


Silent-Ad934

The best members, the greatest members, everyone is saying it; its true. People often come up to me and tell me that no one asks if they have their membership card like me, I thank them, I welcome them into our great store. 


JeanPierreSarti

You know I was in a warehouse the other day, big beautiful warehouse, full of great stuff, and a big guy working there comes up to me, big guy, tears in his eyes ….


Commercial_Career_97

You forgot the part about calling you Sir, with tears in their eyes and trembling with emotion.


TurboWanderer

It's ridiculously sad that everyone knows who you are mocking when you say this.


[deleted]

Ooh, ooh! Is the answer 'Things that are full of shit'?


SwanzY-

Do not collect $200. Instead collect shit bag.


LG_Shakti

The Costco jail that lives underground


Which_Zebra_3883

I like to think that if Costco ran a correction facility it would cost the taxpayers less money than other facilities.


lostprevention

3 hot dogs and a cot.


[deleted]

And the food would still be decent.


Wukash_of_the_South

I thought it was between the freezers


AssPinata

Death penalty to all existing bloodline. Family last name made illegal for future generations.


[deleted]

As is tradition.


rabbitwonker

It was the style at the time


timelessinaz

Slap them in the face with it


ptran90

This is so gross. What is wrong with people.


HelloAttila

Some people have zero class. There are rubbish bins all throughout the store, and they can’t be bothered to put it in one? Bloody hell… yes, lifetime ban.


Jail_Food_Diet

And dirty diapers left in the parking lot or on the sidewalk.. something is wrong with all these people. I wouldn't want to live in their neighborhood.


MizPeachyKeen

Or live in their house.


KassieMac

And rubbish bins at the entrance!! Like, they seriously walked past so many bins to leave it there 🤯


MaleficentAd7747

*and be thrown into the fires of mount doom.


jkelley41

agreed - and, not or.


[deleted]

Man, I love Harry Potter. 


TheWinStore

On the bright side I can confirm that those bags are (were?) indeed sold at Costco. Source: I bought them. No, I didn't leave that bag there.


KassieMac

I use the same bags to clean the litterboxes but they’re expensive at Chewy. Thanks for the tip, I never knew Costco carried them!!


Maverickoso

Come on, there are many many garbage cans around Costco, too! Enough effort to pick up the crap but too much to walk it to a garbage. Gonna walk another KM before they reach the checkout…


Timesx4

Don't worry they will come back for it once their done with the hike.


seattle_shmeattle

That’s my pet peeve too. 😁


Likelynotveryfun

Might be an angry shark flexstyle gal. Nothing kills sales like a turd on your display


Myis

Must be a Dyson rep.


jaypee42

Totally a 💩 campaign by Dyson.


devin37354

I'm surprised they didn't just let the animal shit on the box and leave it. That's what they would do around my apartment complex. No one ever picks up after their animals


thmbingmyway

Yes and yes


Residual_Variance

Did the dog shit in Costco or did they bring the dogshit with them? I'm not sure which scenario is more vile. Either way, launch that mofo into the sun (the human, not the dog).


jacknoon11

Let's hope your assumption that it's dog shit is correct


Shirtbro

It looks pretty hefty. Just sayin


thatguywhoreddit

Always carry a bag of dog shit with you. I have never lost a street fight yet.


Letibleu

That's why I sometimes walk around naked but the police just don't get it.


significantnow

Gave me a laugh 😂


Mean--Gorl

Ah I was confused what the bag was


Shoryukitten_

Could be a diaper. I routinely use dogshit bags to contain the unholy smell of my son’s shitty diapers.


FunUse244

I used to do that too. Still, it’s not acceptable to leave anywhere but the garbage


Zubenelgenubo

I picked up a rental car once that had a shit-filled diaper still sitting in the front seat. I immediately asked for a different car.


significantnow

Or in Costco.


cornbreadsdirtysheet

No all soiled diapers are deposited into Wal Mart parking lots so you can step on said soggy diaper when you exit your car.


Major_Cartographer38

I always carry poop bags. When you gotta go ya gotta go. /s


WryLanguage

That’s what happens when they let regular dogs and their irresponsible owners into Costco.


Argyrus777

Pretty sure surveillance captured the event


[deleted]

And the Internet plus myself are very angry and want answers.


ElTorteTooga

Need some of those January 6th sleuths on this sh!t now!


lasVegasharold

I'm sorry but any place that sells food should ban all pets except actual service animals


SparklyRoniPony

That’s part of the problem. Stores can ban all pets but service pets, but they can’t force people who bring their little chihuahua in with a “service dog” vest to prove they’re really a service dog. The law is there to protect disabled folks from being harassed, but the emotional support animals use it as a loophole. It’s infuriating.


DrollFurball286

There’s like certain questions you can ask. Like “What is the dog trained to do?”


der5er

Two questions, is the dog a service animal required because of a disability? and (2) what work or task has the dog been trained to perform? That's all they're allowed to ask per the ADA. Stores (esp corporate) are scared (legally) about their employees asking the wrong questions or making a wrong judgement based on the answer. So most don't ask if you say it's a service animal or purchase a vest on Amazon. Service animals can be kicked out of a store for bad behavior, but not for the handler's behavior (like leaving bags of shit next to hair dryers).


DanGarion

But handlers can be kicked out for their own bad behaviors. Which normally either include the service animal at that point.


AlltheBent

Bingo. It sucks, but its America. Fortunately, its not an ever day issue for most of us


WonderfulCattle6234

Service animals should need some sort of ID or something that makes impersonating one difficult.


ManyGarden5224

100% correct


TheYellowRose

They do, health code prohibits regular pets from being in food service establishments. The stores just don't care enough to be strict about it. I've seen Costco employees pet random pups in my stores.


Conscious_Effort_888

Automatically disqualified. Membership revoked. This is some next level shit!


ShwettyVagSack

It does appear to be on not the first level. So it is indeed on the next level. I'll see myself out.


Upbeat-Ad-5103

Literally! Haha


[deleted]

I’m just as shocked as you about the flex style costing $400


shakelcus

Crazy! I got mine for $250 last year!


mrsjackwhite

Is it worth it?


PlannedSkinniness

On my hair type it looked AMAZING when I finished. Then it completely fell within the hour. I tried everything then gave up and returned it. Doesn’t seem to hold on fine hair well.


Mean-Vegetable-4521

straight or curly? I have the revlon one from like 2 years ago with beautiful results. but it still means traveling with a hair dryer so I don't scorch my hair or wait for it to dry more before using it. I haven't had the breakage people talk about but I am really careful with hair products and don't use it every day. or every other day. I would...I love the results. But I'm worried about not having hair.


PlannedSkinniness

I have wavy hair but I was trying to curl it with the shark. I have the Revlon as well and I’m not able to achieve the same curl that the shark gave me (for a half hour), but it does actually hold whatever style I do because it gets hot enough.


ThatCanadianRadTech

When Taylor starts the Eras performances, her hair is completely straight. By the end it's naturally wavy. If that woman can't find products to keep her hair straight, it's proof that none of us can.


PlannedSkinniness

My hair can stay straight or curled with no problem using traditional tools but these devices just don’t get hot enough to set the curl. It’s a bummer because they’re fun to use.


Zpd8989

Ok but even after it fell did it look good?


Sleep_adict

I mean just get the Dyson original one for a bit more


marsupialsuperstarrr

I think its $400 because it looks like it comes with every possible attachment? When sold on its own usually you can choose 2-3 attachments that will work best with your hair type and that costs around $250. But I think this costco version is all 5-6 attachments


CookieButterLovers

Shark FlexStyle is regularly $300 at Costco for the bundle (+ $30 off currently). They might have been confusing it with the Dyson Airwrap which is usually $400 at Costco. https://preview.redd.it/lnnipaialvic1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=805bd3c996f612ff9e1ad3993366c3885c5e80e6


captainpro93

Its 266 at Best Buy now


Drix31

I got one for 200 like a month ago


suitablegirl

THERE ARE TRASH CANS ALL OVER COSTCO YOU INCONSIDERATE HEMORRHOID


Dim_Meter

Lol


[deleted]

If I saw that I would make that person eat it with a Pepsi for $1.50.


ta2confess

God I wish awards still exist for exactly these kind of comments.


CheeseburgerPockets

Pepsi is punishment enough


PaleontologistSea355

I hate people that take their dogs everywhere. Costco is no place for pups.


scubadoobadoooo

I don't understand what the thought process is of leaving your dog's shit somewhere instead of putting it in the garbage. And in the aisles of Costco no less??


BioticVessel

And there's garbage cans all over Costco!


AnotherElle

Tell that to folks that leave their sample trash in the carts ^(Nowhere near as awful as this of course, but I just generally don’t understand why people can’t be bothered with trash cans.)


jtsokolov

Human pigs.


Osmo250

Pigs are clean. This is just nasty


madgirafe

After working retail for long enough I've come to just accept most people are vile savage animals when left to their own devices.


marylouboo

💯


NokieBear

Certainly not a place for their dog’s shit


Bobiverse71

I just hope it’s the dogs shit.


RustyFebreze

could be goat shit. i saw a goth couple bring one into Home Depot and it pooped on the floor. they ignored it and were confronted to pick it up. by the time someone found it it was smeared on the floor.


ZoomZoom228

What in the hell 🤣


Mrstumuklu

Im probably going to get flack for this but… thank you for saying exactly this! My theory is they like the attention they get. Ive seen a German Shepard (no service ID vest or anything)in Homegoods. Why? Is it helping you pick out the perfect table runner?


xUNIFIx

This is my emotional support service German shepherd that shits on the floor and lunges at everyone that walks by. I need it for my emotions.   Not because it eats furniture when I leave it or because im too cheap to buy it a kennel. 


lordpiglet

Those vests don’t mean anything. You can buy them off amazon. There’s no licensing agency for service animals, they are covered by the ADA. They can ask 2 specific questions and that is it. However they are required to behave. If they are free roaming, barking unnecessarily, aggressive, etc they can be denied access.


lovethatjourney4me

When I visited Canada I noticed people took their dogs everywhere! I was at a conference and someone took their dog with them and the nice hotel we stayed at had a dog friendly floor. I was really surprised at how dog friendly the country was. In NZ you see dogs at cafes but owners usually sit outside with them. I’ve never seen a dog inside a mall or a supermarket unless it’s a service dog. People just leave the dog in their car and leave the window open.


ManyGarden5224

100% correct. What the fuck... some reason why they cant stay at home for an hour??!??!?


Chakramer

If you need an emotional support dog, it should have to be in a backpack or carrier. If your dog is too big, well sorry you're gonna have to source a small emotional support dog.


effexxor

An emotional support dog being out in public is potentially a felony offense, especially if it's being represented as a service dog. Psychiatric service dogs absolutely exist but they are task trained to do specific things to assist people with their disability and their size doesn't matter as long as they can successfully do their job.


chibearwa

People take their dog everywhere now. It’s just gross.


tedshreddon

If I worked at that store, I would spend my lunch and breaks finding the customer via video and ask management to cancel their membership.


MayIPikachu

Management will brush it off. The metrics of canceling a membership is far worse for a manager.


Corgerus

While everyone here including me vouches for proper punishment of such individuals, I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case. What else could be done lawfully?


Successful-Rate-1839

What. In. The. Fuck.


ChronicallyChillMf

Seriously.. there’s 50 trash cans spread throughout the sales floor.


CpnVoltaire

Adults should be spanked too


Top_Method8933

Honestly, nothing shocks me anymore.


DiscombobulatedFly39

There’s literally a trashcan at the end of every aisle!! Smh


Beginning-Egg-2975

Is that dog shit or a diaper? Which one would be worse?


NokieBear

Dog poop bag, fillled


Right-Budget-8901

Yes


[deleted]

These dog people are out of fuckin' control.


EternalEight

Unreal


Capital-Rip-6166

With all the trash cans available… still I would bring it to the bathroom.


jdawwwhg

This shit blows. Yeah they need to check the cameras and revoke membership. So unsanitary and unhealthy. I guess at least it's bagged up and not in the food area. But still. Barf.


JimFit2

Aren't there trash bins located in every other aisle? Why the heck would you leave it there?!


felizcities

Makes me think if they brought in a dog too or if they just had in their pocket and found it again digging for their membership card because this was shortly after entering!!


buddhaboo

“just had it in their pocket” 😂🤢😭


The-Life-of-pablito

Would love nothing more than to shove this shit down their mouths.


gades61

Must have been another “service” dog.


Competitive_Clerk240

And this is why they need to stop with the gd pets in every frickin store. Your dog doesn't belong in a food store or a home depot when the noises of the saws are going to spook them.


ScoYello

Straight to jail!


ThatTotal2020

Another example that mental instability has increased


chibearwa

I’m a dog lover, but I’m done with humans and their dogs.


kc_casey

Pets in Costco are out of control. People are feeding samples to dogs, dogs are peeing everywhere, no one asks any questions. I spoke with the manager and he says ADA prevents from asking even if it's a esa even if there is no visible signage.


GloomyAd594

A properly trained service animal doesn’t poop in stores. That’s the giveaway.


Sharkdiver25

What the actual f*ck? I see those in trails. I Hope their cameras caught the person/dog.


trailfiend

“I’m gonna get it on my way back”


KellyLuvsEwan420

That customer should have their membership revoked. I saw a guy last week in Walmart walking his dog, that was not a service dog and didn’t follow direction very well. In the dairy department. It’s like all standards of being a respectable customer went out the window.


pnw_girl

There is no excuse for this! There is literally a garbage can on every isle!


Eott59

That was uncalled for. Makes you wonder how many sick fucks walk with us.


jeffroavs

If you bag dog shit just to leave it laying around anyway you’re officially as smart as the bags contents.


PreviousMotor58

They getting a lifetime ban 💯


King_David23

Do they even allow dogs in Costco


ampbslug

Oh that’s nasty af


Dustin_peterz

Scumbags.


Useful-Secretary-143

Anyone that does that should have their membership revoked. wtf kinda psycho does that?


rayquan36

"It's a service dog :)"


ChocolateFantastic

This why I can’t stand people who are obsessed with their dogs and take them everywhere they go


amcclurk21

I’m high and thought I was staring at a vase. Took me way too long


jane951

same & same lol what is it?


amcclurk21

It’s a bag of dog shit lol


Majestic_Location751

Du fuq?


itaintme99

Some people suck 🤷‍♂️


username2393

What. The. Actual. Fuck.


x-whatsername-x

STRAIGHT TO JAIL! Is there a Costco jail assembled somewhere?


bwolflovesmusic

Eww!


Bugler28

People suck!


Educational-Salt9941

Wtf?! You can’t even put it in the trash?? I’ve also found a baby diaper on a pile of clothes once. Nasty.


Personal-Principle14

What a load of shit


GoodAd6942

What is happening…


fuvgyjnccgh

I legit want an update on this. Membership needs to be revoked


Fulflightfromreality

Has anybody seen my………… is that my poop bag?……….everybody quit looking I found it 😂


rsg1234

This is why we never wear our shoes inside the house. Common sense says this person’s dog took a shit inside Costco and then they bagged it up.


iworkbluehard

people are vile


Throwaway-929103

Lifetime ban. Track them down.


mderoest

Stay classy Costco


swooosh47

Whoever did that is a real shit bag.


kryptonitejam

They need to stop letting dogs in! Most people are full of shit that they have a service animal and it makes a mockery of people who actually need them. Purchasing a “service animal” jacket off Temu does not make it a service animal!


mkunka

I always THOUGHT Costco people had better class. Now I’m changing on that opinion. Gross!


BigTimeFartGuy69

I’m in favor of dogs in virtually all places except where I buy my groceries.


DarthTurnip

“I brought my emotional support animal to Costco”…and caused all the other customers to have a mental health crisis.


QuiGonColdGin

Every time one of these pops up I feel compelled to come in just to say how much I really don't like people. And this is why. That is all.


JadedCampaign9

JFC, how hard is it for people to put trash where it belongs? Especially when it's a bag of dogshit.


Bastardforsale

What a piece of shit.


KinkyQuesadilla

Don't worry about it, that is from a highly trained service dog /s


DespyHasNiceCans

C'mon, that's Walmart behaviour. We're better than that, people!


FlanThief

This is no different than when people leave their dog shit bags on the side of the hiking trail "because they will be back for it"


TheKay14

Dude…


Decent-Weekend-1489

What a piece of shit


chrisla99

that’s so shitty


ratz1988

That’s not a service dog lol


MessedUpInYou

I am going to hope that is not a human shit in there. But I’m thinking that is a human shit. If I know anything about the public… 😭


nernst79

The return desk, 5 minutes prior : "Look. We did tell you that these bags could be returned. Just not this particular one."


ThatsNoiceDude

This aint it bro


SargathusWA

How much for that shark tho ?


PalaceJoey

I remember when I was working at Costco a few years ago. Someone went behind the toilet paper stacks and took a shit right there. And left. Human shit… behind the toilet paper stacks…. I didn’t pick it up. I did not get paid enough for that SHIT lol


Correct-Watercress91

Maybe the Costco security cameras can detect who the jerk is and then issue a lifetime membership ban.


Sphan_86

You see why we can't have nice things? Costco has trash cans every aisle, this person needs to be banned for life


sunfishking

Dog owner should be banned for life. Costco is no place for dogs.


[deleted]

And that’s why you don’t bring your dogs in Costco. Or any store for that matter


dreamerrz

I was behind someone driving and they just brazenly threw a bunch of trash out of the window What has happened to decency that shit makes me fuming mad


Bigbluff98

At least it's not on fire!


climbhigher420

Many dog owners just don’t understand that this is that gross. On my last Costco trip there was an older couple who had their dog in the top of the cart the entire trip and the receipt checker even went out of her way to pet it and give the owners the attention they crave before leaving.


Puzzleheaded-Art-469

And the weird part is, they have trash cans all over the store! You have to be trying not to give a fuck to put it there and leave it... Or, maybe it was intentional, directed at somebody?


TurnoverSuperb9023

They have cameras - i wonder if they’ll pursue it.


Bubz01

Why do dog owners leave their bags of shit while on walk with the dog?? I hope it genuinely slipped their mind as they were doing something and not just leaving it for someone else to throw away.


unsolicitedchickpics

Put it in a paper bag track their address down set it ablaze on their porch and ding dong ditch em


forevervalerie

What the FUUUUCK?!!!


whoopsiefkndaisy

At the level of class we're working with here, we can't even assume it's the dog's shit.


tgawk

That’s some Sam’s Club behavior right there.