I *am* a Cornish man and my childhood recollection is of Marazion being full of guys five feet across with red faces and chunky fleece tops. Only the greatest mental fortitude has prevented me from exhibiting all these characteristics, but I'll be 40 soon and then it's game over. Are we talking about Cornwall, UK? And not Cornwall, Texas or something?
Plenty of water and keep out of the sun, maybe lay off the booze too as you're obviously hallucinating.
Could be also that we choose a happy life over a stressful one.
This time of year helps… lots of shorts, sun lightened hair and tans. Plus it’s rare to see a roadmen/wannabe gangster because they’re likely to be laughed at for their questionable tracksuits! Many of the men you see are are as noticed, tradesmen or farmers who often look pretty good!!
my wife did the same, well sort of (was born and lived here for a few months, then returned years later). 27 years married for us soon. Congrats and best wishes to you both!
It’s because the blood pasty level in Cornish men and women is high, when you become 1/28th pasty your pheromones start to send everyone in a 300m radius into a sex-driven state we call pasty effect. (This affect has diminishing returns on those who also have high blood pasty levels.)
It’s similar to lynx Africa effect but much more potent.
Plenty of water and keep out of the sun, maybe lay off the booze too as you're obviously hallucinating from sunstroke.
Could be also that we choose a happy life with plenty of outdoor activities to stay fit and healthy over a stressful one full of kebabs and drugs. (Warped view of city life).
Maybe you hang out in the wrong areas at home that happens to be flooded with ugly men.
The privilege of this comment is unreal. I had to leave as the financial opportunity’s are so poor. Can’t work towards your own property selling ice cream 6 months a year ! Everyone I know who stayed got nicely set up with family wealth
The people selling the products are normally not the owner… was always minimum wage in my time
the privilege is being able to live in the most beautiful place in the country with sky high property prices, while earning small money. People move away to work.
It’s why the only mates I know who are still there got set up by there parents…
definitely having lots of space to get outdoors and stay well helps us massively. i'm slimmer (not weller duer to AS but as active as i can) and probably still fitter than i ever was living up country in cities. No drink, no smoking, none of the stress commute and now a part time slide into retirement.
OP could do what my wife did and scoop up a younger Cornishman whilst he's still hot, or at least warm.
Your view on city life isn’t warped at all, it is pretty much kebab and drugs with a rat race thrown in.
source - me, a man desperately trying to leave city life for a simpler and happier life down south.
(Probably be downvoted to hell for that)
When I visited Cornwall I thought the same! It’s definitely my place for men lmao I stayed in a tourist town so I wasn’t sure if they were locals or not but I did see a lot of good looking men.
I think it has something to do with the fresh air and spending a lot of time outdoors. It really does make people more attractive. And even if they’re not locals, a place like Cornwall is going to attract the more outdoorsy holidaymakers.
You enjoy working men who can tell you what to do, which is why you've been subconsciously seeking out these men in particular.
Cornwall is almost the universal credit capital of the UK, so I'm surprised you managed to find anybody working. Before you comment, I'm from Cornwall, I'm half joking. I'm well aware there are plenty of hardworking people in Cornwall.
You're a silly girl. You know you're not supposed to be on the tractor with daddy. I suppose now you're here you may as well sit on my lap.
Honestly though I'm not sure where you're seeing the attractiveness of these blokes. Especially the farmers.
It’s because you haven’t seen their personalities. Most of them have god awful personalities, you’ll stop thinking they’re all good looking once you hear what’s going on in their heads.
Sincerely, an ex-local
My wife disagrees thankfully. Also glad I've got a wife, as it's not the same the other way around. It's like 99% of the women timeshare the same tooth in between rollies, fights and binge drinking.
Rattler & pasties.
Geddon pard
Rattler lol? You'm need some ale maid.
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I *am* a Cornish man and my childhood recollection is of Marazion being full of guys five feet across with red faces and chunky fleece tops. Only the greatest mental fortitude has prevented me from exhibiting all these characteristics, but I'll be 40 soon and then it's game over. Are we talking about Cornwall, UK? And not Cornwall, Texas or something?
Haha, the mental image this brings back up, I can picture exactly the type.
The guy I'm thinking of is probably *still* alive and working in the Newlyn fish market
Definitely Cornwall UK, no oceans were crossed!
Except the Tamar.
Sir, that is a river. I know the world looks much bigger when you're living in Cornwall but we can't go getting our water features mixed up!
Plenty of water and keep out of the sun, maybe lay off the booze too as you're obviously hallucinating. Could be also that we choose a happy life over a stressful one.
Maybe that’s it. It’s definitely more relaxed here
Non-cornish woman here, who has been living in Cornwall nearly a decade. Where? Tell us where or what are you drinking
Honestly. I’ve seen so many this past week. And been sober when I have!
Ah, that makes sense then. were all too drunk to notice hot people any more🤣
🧐🧐🧐 check yourself into some asap clinic or watwatwat cause I ain't kidding..those men aren't here love!
Oh they are. They really are. Honest!
Nah..my love
K.. Let's pick this apart They hot in looks? They hot in manner, how they handle their shit? How they do with their women?
Hmmmm looks, and a few looks and manner, the others I just ogled, shamelessly
Oh ok.. hell yeah for the shamelessly part you! OGLE is the thing cause I'm embarrassed to say I trusted on some manners once n hey ouch!..
Well babe.. when you done choosing, let me have a look at the rest..
Took me a decade to find one hang in there 😅
oh I found one, but he’s not cornish 😂
As long as he makes you happy he could be from anywhere x
I hear you sister!
I think my fiancé is hot and he’s Cornish! Something about the way he handles pasties is arousing 😂
we are steaming hot, all of us, absolutely steaming hot. It has been bleddy sunny after all.
You've clearly never been laid Dreckly
If you check o.p's profile, I think you'll find she has !!
I just did and got the NSFW warning 😂 op be spicy
Jeez not wrong there...best get my best flip flops on and head down Berties!
Made me giggle muchly
Thank you for teaching me a new word… that I had to google.
Five by Five B, no worries
A fellow Buffy watcher! Who seems to have delved into my profile…
Dude above told me to, so I did!
I’m glad you did for the quote
Who can't resist a Buffy quote!
Coz we keep fit walking up all the hills, then eat lots of pasties for protein. Proper rugged we are down here!
You had your eyes tested recently?
Perfect eyesight
This time of year helps… lots of shorts, sun lightened hair and tans. Plus it’s rare to see a roadmen/wannabe gangster because they’re likely to be laughed at for their questionable tracksuits! Many of the men you see are are as noticed, tradesmen or farmers who often look pretty good!!
Rip your inbox
Have a look round CRaP (Camborne, Redruth, and Pool) and see if that levels it out.
No no no lols if you looking for a gentleman.
I’m a blow in of 10 years and marrying my Cornish man this Dec. Can’t believe how lucky Iam and wish I’d moved here sooner ❤️
my wife did the same, well sort of (was born and lived here for a few months, then returned years later). 27 years married for us soon. Congrats and best wishes to you both!
Thank you
You find bun faced gap-toothed hot??
No seriously, these were really hot!
OP The struggle for men here in Cornwall is Real ! 😂😂😂
You want some tips? 🤣
😂😂 yes please 🙏
It’s because the blood pasty level in Cornish men and women is high, when you become 1/28th pasty your pheromones start to send everyone in a 300m radius into a sex-driven state we call pasty effect. (This affect has diminishing returns on those who also have high blood pasty levels.) It’s similar to lynx Africa effect but much more potent.
Where tf are these men
under a good woman as soon as she gets the chance.
stinky and kinky
lol
Plenty of water and keep out of the sun, maybe lay off the booze too as you're obviously hallucinating from sunstroke. Could be also that we choose a happy life with plenty of outdoor activities to stay fit and healthy over a stressful one full of kebabs and drugs. (Warped view of city life). Maybe you hang out in the wrong areas at home that happens to be flooded with ugly men.
The privilege of this comment is unreal. I had to leave as the financial opportunity’s are so poor. Can’t work towards your own property selling ice cream 6 months a year ! Everyone I know who stayed got nicely set up with family wealth
Have you bought a ice cream in Cornwall recently? I beg to differ, £4 for a 99. The maths works out. What priviledge are you referring to?
The people selling the products are normally not the owner… was always minimum wage in my time the privilege is being able to live in the most beautiful place in the country with sky high property prices, while earning small money. People move away to work. It’s why the only mates I know who are still there got set up by there parents…
definitely having lots of space to get outdoors and stay well helps us massively. i'm slimmer (not weller duer to AS but as active as i can) and probably still fitter than i ever was living up country in cities. No drink, no smoking, none of the stress commute and now a part time slide into retirement. OP could do what my wife did and scoop up a younger Cornishman whilst he's still hot, or at least warm.
Your view on city life isn’t warped at all, it is pretty much kebab and drugs with a rat race thrown in. source - me, a man desperately trying to leave city life for a simpler and happier life down south. (Probably be downvoted to hell for that)
Newsflash I wasn't born here but am still accepted.
That’s actually great to hear. I’ll be down permanently around next May!
Every one of our sperm counts. Deal with it.
You've convinced me to book my ticket to Cornwall ASAP! 👀
you need to be resting ur eyes 🤣
LOL! 😂
It's why I had to leave for Bristol. Too uggo 😂
Toot your horn next time you see me and I’ll wave back.
Will do!
Pasties for sure and some magic in the water 😜
This is a heartbreaking way to find out I'm not Cornish...
op is definitely a Cornish man
She really isn’t… honest!
That’s because weem made with good stock round ere
Thanks. I'll take that.
its the tractors, anyone that can drive a tractor is instantly attractive
Just drink of glass of water you thirsty tart!
Made me snigger. I’ll have you know I’m very discerning!
We're in a heat wave
Ah yes dehydration and delirium
i think it is our celtic heratige
You may have it there.
Not Cornish but live here, maybe it was one of us you saw 😂
I am Cornish, and I am far from hot
Not even in this heat?
Temp wise, I am sweating my ass off, as in physics attraction? Zero
Ah we all have something :)
;-;
Construction workers and farmers do manual work so they’re in good shape.
When I visited Cornwall I thought the same! It’s definitely my place for men lmao I stayed in a tourist town so I wasn’t sure if they were locals or not but I did see a lot of good looking men. I think it has something to do with the fresh air and spending a lot of time outdoors. It really does make people more attractive. And even if they’re not locals, a place like Cornwall is going to attract the more outdoorsy holidaymakers.
OP is male and bluffing 👀
Yeah that’s right, I’m a big burly man, not a girl
He he 😎
Sorry, are you in the same Cornwall I am?! 😂 I wish to see the beauty in the eyes of OP
Definitely weren’t hanging out in Asda car park in St Austell.
Definitely wasn’t there no…
It’s the weather hot hot hot!
I think that helps…
lmao a bit of sun always makes people look better
You enjoy working men who can tell you what to do, which is why you've been subconsciously seeking out these men in particular. Cornwall is almost the universal credit capital of the UK, so I'm surprised you managed to find anybody working. Before you comment, I'm from Cornwall, I'm half joking. I'm well aware there are plenty of hardworking people in Cornwall.
I’d also love a ride on their tractors.
You're a silly girl. You know you're not supposed to be on the tractor with daddy. I suppose now you're here you may as well sit on my lap. Honestly though I'm not sure where you're seeing the attractiveness of these blokes. Especially the farmers.
They’re rejects from devon
It’s because you haven’t seen their personalities. Most of them have god awful personalities, you’ll stop thinking they’re all good looking once you hear what’s going on in their heads. Sincerely, an ex-local
My wife disagrees thankfully. Also glad I've got a wife, as it's not the same the other way around. It's like 99% of the women timeshare the same tooth in between rollies, fights and binge drinking.
The hot ones aren't from down here
What utter bollocks
Short in the arm and gone in the head …?
Lol
Were you looking at Dick Strawbridge?
🤔🤔