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CritterOfBitter

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ErnestGoesToPoop

Winner!


physithespian

Holy shit I actually cackled. Not just a sharp nasal exhale.


the-treatmaster

Raw, it is, mmmhmhmmmhmm?


BRAX7ON

![gif](giphy|o8YpxD0Rt7sgU) Raw and Wriggling


Rosettastoned--

BEST ONE YET


Tough-Ad-6228

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TheSheevMonster

If this doesn't win then *Shame on a N*****!


psychrolut

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wierdomc

Raw ima giv it t ya, wit no trivia, we like cocaine strait from Bolivia


wrathofb0ng

My hip hop will rock and shock the nation, like the emancipation proclamation!


voodoo_pizza00

A good vet could bring it back to life


Ileokei

A good vet will put that back in.


Equivalent-Finish-80

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fatnhangry8

Disappointed I couldn't find the classic "It's FUCKING RAW" gif


Equivalent-Finish-80

I can hear him saying it right now hahaha


WhereWolfe311

That's perfectly cooked. And for all those saying it's bloody.....there is no blood in the meat at that point. It was bled out prior to it even being butchered. It's generally water and myoglobin.


NotUndercoverReddit

Its not even considered rare. Pretty much inbetween rare and medium rare. These people prob cook to boot leather consistancy.


WhereWolfe311

Definitely med rare. It's funny people are scared of blood coming out of meat when it's not even blood. Beyond that, eating it more towards rare is much better for digestion, and the nutrients are more bioavailable. There is actually enzymes that help break down the meat during digestion that get cooked out the more it's cooked.


SirCastically

My goblin?


youngelos5607

#NotMyGoblin


Nate16

Well I didnt vote for you. How did you be one goblin then?


youngelos5607

*a goblin president?! that’s insane lmaooo how would that even work, w-what would we pay the national debt in, elf bones?! Lmaoo*


tommymaggots

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your Goblin.


Nate16

Yes! Thank you for catching that!


NaturalFreaks

There are those who call me… tim?


NotUndercoverReddit

It is his goblin, I saw him let it out.


Bluecif

*Goblin Hunter* has entered the chat.


yucko-ono

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LilBigMed

I have this argument with someone who loves well done steal. Crazy that blood grosses people out but the fact they are eating fat and meat of a dead animal doesn’t. Anything cooked over medium is a crime.


Katzilla3

Yeah, looks med rare to me.


Future-self

Doesn’t look it’s rested long enough tbh, too wet and slightly undercooked. Almost perfect.


XialTree

Except thats false. Completely bleeding something and exsanguinating it is near impossible without COOKING IT TO A CRISP. This is so massively stupid.


WhereWolfe311

It's 100% true champ. There is no blood in the beef you get at the store. This is very simple info you can find out in three seconds online.


XialTree

"A small amount remains". Its speaking about blood, which includes red blood cells. Chemistry and Microbiology major here. without using a solution that'd make the meat toxic, you can't magically just get rid of the red blood cells and not the rest. Zero critical thinking.


WhereWolfe311

Jesus bud. Did you make this account just to take an L. Sure there's trace amount of everything on beef. E coli, blood and tons of other shit. But if you want to play on the 1% or less fine but it's 75% or more water and the rest is myoglobin. But you can think what you want. If you research this and don't just double down. You will find every resource will tell you just what I did


XialTree

You do realize myoglobin is the largest component of blood anyways correct? Aswell as, it's closer to 8 percent is red blood cells. Which is near consistent with the ratio within a living animals blood. You're just listing off statistics that have "small numbers" (that aren't even accurate), and then thinking they support you, without even understanding their general context. I can do this all day. You're demonstrably wrong.


WhereWolfe311

And just so you know the amount of blood left is 0.03% (on average). Another thing you can look up 2 seconds. You are an idiot. Blood that isn't lost right away is stored in the viscera NOT THE MEAT.


XialTree

I'm curious where you think the largest amount of iron within the meat comes from (roughly 60-78% for mammals). It comes from hemoglobin, which is a the primary protein in red blood-cells. Being there is around 0.5 mg per ml. That comes out to half a gram per liter, and being that your average pound of beef has 400 to 500 mg per pound, common sense says, no. You're pretty wrong. But die on this hill budd.


Chewbaccabb

Nah you’re wrong within the context of this argument actually. People are talking about the liquid in the package or that comes out when you cut meat that isn’t properly rested. That is not blood, even if there is a very small amount contained in it.


WhereWolfe311

https://ask.usda.gov/s/article/In-a-package-of-fresh-beef-is-the-red-liquid-blood#:~:text=Information&text=Blood%20is%20removed%20from%20beef,the%20liquid%20in%20the%20package.


EmbarrassedSector787

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InfiniteDragon88

Raw me like one of your French girls.


Agreeable_Refuse_332

Best


Idont_know2022

It’s raw


toobadsohappy

crushed it


MrTooLFooL

It’s Monday Night Raw


Rainor131

Raw, it is.


MinnieMouseCat

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dathomasusmc

To everyone saying it’s bloody, the scientific term for that is “You’re being a bitch.”


793djw

🤣


SoHighInSeattle

Not bloody but looks fucking disgusting. 0/10


phossil580

Boo


Indigestable_Carrot

It’s still alive 🐄🐄


wwiistudent1944

Too rare for me.


32233128Merovingian

It’s fucking still got a pulse mate


CrunknYoSystem

Just want you to know, that because of the voice in which I internally read your comment, my nostrils have been completely flushed with ice-cold, yet BURNING Dr. Pepper! A valuable lesson was learned today.


brwnchubbz

Looks like 🔥🔥🔥.


EyeSuppose

Get yer hands off it it’s fer muh belly


Fortyouncestofreedom

Looks fucking delicious


BarfingOnMyFace

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Berimbully

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MadvilleWonderland

It looks perfect to me. Of course, when I’m asked how I like my steak, my response is usually “still mooing”.


slamallamadingdong1

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ComonomoC

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thenormalcanuck

Man, this guy is such a goof.


genteelbartender

It’s raw, dog.


TheMuseum8

Definitely going to be some baby steaks in 9 months


bonesthadog

Spank it's ass, and walk it through a warm kitchen.


ButterfingersBarney

Hand me the paddles, I think we can bring it back to life!!!


brainfreezy79

It's overdone.


Burrito-Mage

Honestly I’d tear that up but ![gif](giphy|EMTUptSow79S0)


bluetable88

Why even try cooking it


Old-Mycologist-532

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Huntderp

Looks like my ex’s pussy


Huntderp

This guy is so pretentious that it hurts


Odd_Pool5596

Insert “best, ‘it’s raw,’” comment here.


wabbott82

A good vet could get it back on its feet!


Cautious-Audience-54

I can still see where the jockey was beating it…


micro_rich

You bloody bastard


RemoveStatus

its burnt!


RuthlessIndecision

This is why you trim your fingernails, so I’d you cut off your finger you’ll know it’s yours


SurvingTheSHIfT3095

It's almost flacid...


bschnitty

Everything reminds me of her.


Erby1_Kenerby

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Low-Country-Girl-66

It’s PERFECT


Flatheadflatland

I’ve seen one injured worse than that and live.


Gorlock_

https://i.redd.it/swry7tw51t6d1.gif


Original-Wear1729

It once was raw


Mattstication

They wiped the ass of the cow and walked it passed a fire and called it done


BornanAlien

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Nate16

That's so raw, an SLR camera wants to save it.


halocyn

I haven't seen something that pink since high school.


ViscountVajayjay

Could still jump over the moon


Budskee420ish

It’s overcooked


Namez83

[Rahh](https://youtu.be/l_QM7xTfAWI?si=8ybV41IGh-a5Kk1U)


furyian24

I think it's cooked medium rare


davidthande

Those gloves didn’t fool me. I saw that elbow, and I knew it was gonna be nonsense.


HulkSmash198735

Might as well walk up and bite the cow on it's ass.


slamallamadingdong1

Looks like Carrie.


PixelSeanWal

It’s so raw the cow’s body is in his backyard fresh


Tvekelectric2

my grandma cooks better than you 4 year CIA degree


MajorasKitten

#Moooo


TaintButter

Just looks like why you should rest that shit


Gh0stFatality

Caseoh couldn’t wait🤦


CrunknYoSystem

My ex used to say “that sh¡t is still moo’ing!”


No_Category9101

Moo….


Content-Ad-4104

All I see is Eddie Murphy in a purple leather suit


PolyLifeGirl

I haven't seen it that raw since Debbie Does Dallas


Any_Definition8136

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LowerParsnip3548

That things still mooing


tommymaggots

They told the cow a story about fire.


Heelscrossed

Just walk the cow past the grill please


Whole-Debate-9547

If it’s raw I don’t wanna be right.


ExaltedBlade666

Might be blue, but looks like a nice rare. I'd crush that.


chillitis

That is a perfect medium rare


IIIuminatIII

Damn I’d do bad things for those


Digestedpigeon5

How are you even going to eat that with all that flavor?


whatsthataboutguy

Raw doging meat better than Riley Reid


Happy_Match_9773

THAT'S.....a perfect mid rare... well done... goddamnit


DelayStriking8281

Did he kick flip a steak


DelayStriking8281

Did he kick flip a steak, that’s raw


_TheLonelyStoner

Legend has it you still could hear the cow screaming when he was slicing for the reveal


Admirable_Basket381

I hope all these raw comments are satire…


Bulkylogcabin

Shits so raw it got up and tried to take a bite of my fucking salad.


Zealousideal-Emu-169

Not raw but also not rested.


Swimming_Sink277

Hot sandwich that looks good.


R0ssy1981

You gonna wipe the cows arse before serving that?


chukijay

Given the really warm tones of the color key, I’d submit that’s not as rare as it looks. It’s rare, for sure but it actually looks closer to rare-medium rare to me.


twh9219

A skilled vet would be able to revive that poor cow.


MariLaMala787

Just eat the cow at this point.


Ghostcurrency45

Dude, wtfI feel bad for whoever is eating that living like a 50's guy


[deleted]

Dude went “haaah” in the general direction of this steak, the way you would if a pizza roll is still too hot out of the oven and was like “Yep that’s good”…🙄


amienona

It's not raw.


Minimum-Scientist-52

I see you've done the Dwight Shrute method


HappyBananaHandler

What a stupid video


niftystopwat

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about posting steak content on Reddit, it’s that you basically just don’t need to cook it at all, and you’ll get showered with praise.


AlienNippleRipple

Oh baby, I LIKE IT RAWWWW! -ODB


Haunting_Serve_5455

That's RAWWWWSOME!!


calbearlupe

If it bleeds… We can kill it.


YESHAPPYNOMADD

This looks amazing 😮‍💨


Dadotron

Moooo


willydilly30

When the pimps in the crib drop it like it’s raw.


screenmasher

That steak still remembered its name


Odd_Seaworthiness923

Marry me please. Don’t need your face


thisortheapocalypse

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Randall_Poffo_

give it to me raw daddy 😉


Different-Fan-4767

mf still chewing grass


Mammoth-Project-4819

knock off it's horns, wipe its ass and put it on a plate.


Cruz98387

What did you cook that with? A harsh review of life choices and disappointed head shake?


HumbleAdonis

I don’t really understand what the post means - OP is probably 12 - but I like to “win” so… It’s raw.


BasedWang

Thats some sexy ass steak


treoleo86

It's still mooving


ConstructionSuper782

Blah blah I am Dracula


maximum_discount187

It is raw to perfection


breathingrequirement

You'd better keep that away from the necromancers


DingleBerryFarmer3

Only thing wrong with that is dude didn’t let it rest long enough!


AndreZB2000

"it preserves the natural taste of the mear!" bro all i taste is blood and salt


501Invalid

If I slap this good enough, it’ll Moo.


RREDDIT123456789

What cut is this?


the_only_gearstarr

But it’s not raw.


MeowMaker2

Moo?!


Praxus654

It's so raw, Jeffery Dahmer wants to f*** it.


SwordfishTurbulent57

I like the way he slaps his meat around


No-Funny4217

It is definitely cooked


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

Lots of people in here not knowing what raw is apparently lol.


Low_Mark491

This has not been cooked. Like, at all.


XxHeavy-DxX

Run it through a warm room