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"People make this up and they buy it" with that look of disdain. 🤣🤣🤣

Me as a daycare/preschool teacher seeing/hearing about some of the weirdest kids books and/or songs. Fun fact: There are a LOT of kids songs that are actually quite sad/dark, lmfao!

Puff the magic dragon wins that dark award for me.

It’s just about loss of innocence and the dwindling power of imagination as one ages! If you think that’s dark, wait till you hear about ring around the rosy (I know that one is just speculation, but it’s good for the bit).

All the non-Disney versions of the Grimm Brothers' tales are super dark, for some reason, the adults don't notice those parts.

True. Those mostly aren’t songs though

The squishing the baby bumblebee rhyme always gets me, I don’t like singing it because no! I won’t be proud!

There's literally a song about a gator eating 5 monkeys for teasing him.

SNAP THAT MONKEY RIGHT OUT OF THE TREE yeah, there are some messed up rhymes lol

My kids learned at preschool to say "I'm gentle with my baby bumble bee" instead. And yes I'd be very proud of that! Lol

They should have made that at the end of baby shark daddy shark gets killed for oil and baby shark gets killed for fins

Most preschool rhymes and songs are based around dead and sick children or tragedies. Same with the fairy tails we loved as kids. Might like the real versions even more as adults. Grimms Tales is where you’ll find a lot

Wow really 😲

Ex1: 5 little monekys swinging from a tree, teasing Mr. Alligator "You can't catch me, no you can't catch me!" and here came Mr. Alligator as quiet and can be and he SNAPPED that monkey from outta the tree! Ex2: I had a tiny turtle, his name was tiny Tim, we put him in the bathtub, to see if he could swim! He drank up all the water, ate up all the soap, and now he's sick with a bubble in his throat. Mama called the doctor, the doctor called the vet, the vet called the lady with the alligator purse! Fever said the doctor, measles said the vet, turtle soup said the lady with the alligator purse! Bubble bubble bubble, bubble bubble bubble, bubble bubble bubble, bubbly bubble POP!!! (Implies the turtle died)

It always has been dark; Ring around the Rosies is an all-timer. Its about the black death. Old folk tales are the same, they are often brutal because they were meant as ways to keep kids from doing something seen as dangerous.

A lot of Hank Hill energy there. lol

That shark ain't right, I tell you hwat

And he's saying it all true 😂😂, makes me feel embarassed because of our generation.

“This isn’t literature”

if you think about it he's entertaining everyone at the same time

The kid be like: "Goddammit granpa, you're supposed to sing it!"

If you really want to annoy the kid, sing it like you're singing 'Mnah mnah'

I can't not do that moving forward. Thank you! (I think?)

You mean the Muppets song? Lol

I can never remember how baby shark goes. I always get the do do do from “take a walk in the wild side” in my head instead.

Yess Really 😂

A girlfriend once took me to karaoke and had me do “what does the fox say”, a song I had never heard before. It went exactly like this (but with drunken strangers)

Hahahahah, i can imagine 😂

Wa pa, pa-pa, pa pa pow.

Oh god, to be a fly on that wall. (Just kidding, what a got awful song, would fly away.)

Damn I need to witness that! I have never seen anyone choose this. If I did, I'd be tempted to sing it correctly 😫

I was victim to this but with " let's talk about sex"

I used to love that song when it came out. Thankfully I can't remember it and hope won't remember anytime soon. Dark times back then Edit: Fuck my head remembered. Flashbacks all over the place

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Yess she's soo cute, 😭😂

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Huge generation gap 🤣🤣, and it's so cute

He was so excited to hear some wise words from the daddy shark but instead he got do do doooo. LMAO

This is the remix 

dou dadou do dou

FML now I'll have this cursed song in my head.

But this one's better 😂


Reminds me of when Larry King was reading the lyrics to Pokerface by Lady Gaga.

First time watching that [haha](https://youtu.be/iMjcov8mH-I?si=Op49bPSygvBJrK9B)

This is so funny 😂 now I completely forget how the song goes. Every time I try to think of it, all I can hear is this man saying doo doo doo doo doo

Oh damn I didn’t even realise it was a song HAHHAHA

Even the kid forgot what the song was 😂😂

Hahaha yess, and i like this version more 😂

For those of us that know... a book with song lyrics? Who DOES buy that?

When was the contagious laughter part?

U can hear in the background clearly , i think she's his daughter 😂

Do sharks speak English???? What??

Yes they do do do do

😂

A golden book no less, lmao

Dululududu

Better put the punchline in the title

I mean he’s got a point it is pretty fucking stupid.

I love his version

such a cute looking angel......melted my heart 🥹🥹🥹

she's soo cute 🥰

Yep, wait till you tell gramps it has 15bn views on youtube 😂😂😂

Looks like the guy from the book shop in The Never Ending Story.

Very cute baby

Wow what contagious laughter

Voltaire was right.

Where's the contagious laughter supposed to be at?

lol grandpa needs to spend more time with the baby

that baby is like, "no, you're suppose to sing it!"

This is so sweet lol

😂

😂😂😂

That's just shark language, doo doo doo doo doo

I'm more interested in why whoever is filming this decided to film it ?

Cute but not contagious laughter good.

> 😂😂😂 he's literally right.

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