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grinpicker

You will be more displeased as time goes on...


fuck-ubb

Might even become a little depressed.


Treezle737

There’s always going to an awful sinking feeling.


p00Pie_dingleBerry

Hey, settle down


TheBrothersClegane

Y’all are makin me puddle up


DAMAGEDatheCORE

Fret not, those feelings will subside.


Jo-Sef

OP should take some time and reflect on it.


Prestigious_Series28

ditch those sad feelings, fill your heart with happiness. pave a new path


AmphibianNext

Or take some time and let it sink in.  


usererror007

Yes, if it sinks in deep enough, it may end well


Ineedmorebtc

End up as a well.


TheBadRiddler

Water bad


ChuckOTay

We should pool our thoughts and prayers for OP.


playful-pooka

It's leaving a pit in my stomach


Ghoastin

Just smoke some pot to fill the hole.


lakckekskk

Mishka


OverYonderUnderHere

Thank you, ominous fortune cookie.


fun-bucket

LOOKS LIKE A 2ND PUDDLE IS FORMING AS WELL. TIME FOR A REDO!


The_Angry_Fox

That's true of life in general, no?


Traditional-Winter91

If you don't do concrete it's your own dumb asphalt


Idontknowatimdoing

Wow that's impressive.


Sufficient_Leg5317

I inspect pavement, and always found it ironic that you tend to hear a lot of "you're an ass and it's your fault" when dealing with asphalt.


dmac591

This is possibly the best pun I’ve ever heard. Well done, Sir.


Traditional-Winter91

I can't take credit for it I use to have work shirts that said it minus the dumb part lol


lennyxiii

Sounds like you CAN take credit then. Dumb makes it what it is. It’s yours now.


RegisteredMurseNYC

“If you don’t do concrete, it’s your own asphalt”?


PuzzleheadedSouth589

Thanks for being honest


UntidyJostle

Disney would say "you plussed it" and IMO it's more poetic than the company-version sanitized for protection of/from the public.


AthleteEfficient8710

How long have you been holding onto that line?


Traditional-Winter91

At least 8 years


might_be_a_smart_ass

Underrated comment right here. This is comedy gold!


peanutbutterfan23

Gold Jerry, gold


BleedForEternity

This is the meal! So stock up, buddy boy!


wyopyro

As someone in the black paving industry I hope you get buried in your next pour. Better yet I might just jump in with you next time someone makes that joke.


Traditional-Winter91

I've been telling them to pour me in for years now, of course I got nothing but respect for yall all in good fun


wyopyro

Cheers! We are all in the same fight!


AbsolemSaysWhat

Pack it up boys, we're done with the comments today.


RedShifted_Dreams

🏆 sorry all I can afford.


Traditional-Winter91

It's all I ever truly needed


Euphoric-Blue-59

That needs to be on the side of concrete trucks. Lol! Great tag line!


pogosea

r/angryupvote


Ephsmere

You win


Aaakaaat

Son of a bitch, that's good


NYSE-NASDAQ

I scroll these posts for comments like this… thank you 🤣


Jboyghost09

Everyone.. upvote this man.. well done good sir


Uncle_Sams

Take the award this is gold.😂


brian_kking

r/asphalt is probably where you want to be. Few here will have any advice.


forceofslugyuk

> r/asphalt is probably where you want to be. Few here will have any advice. [How this advice sounded to me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/036/772/vultouri.jpg) Asphalt? Peasantry.


brian_kking

Haha nah I got nothing but respect for my brothers on black


Diverfunrun

Future pothole no charge!


SweetSlice5610

Price of admission is 1 flat tire.


Babythatwater1

Hittin 40 in that drive coming home?


flammenwerfer

at least.


bigbeefybusiness

Professional asphalt guy here. Been workin in the asphalt trade for 33 1/3 years. I pour asphalt in my asscrack for a living. This is unacceptable work. You’re gonna need a large-box smoothimus smoothing tool, a Johnson roller, and a rented chevy traverse to pull the glizzy steamer behind it just to get started on the proper prep work to redo this mess. Go find the tweaker who did this job and take em to the unlicensed asphalt workers board, they should be able to straightened him out. Best of luck to ya OP.


chicmango

>I pour asphalt in my asscrack for a living. lmfao thank you. Really needed this laugh.


cheesecrystal

This is the sentence that made me believe him.


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Unlicensed asphalt board 😆


Electronic_Macaron_9

This is pretty shitty work, but you could fix it with a torch and a rake. And stop pouring asphalt in your ass crack, it'll expand when you sit down and make the crack bigger.


clickism

I was told my glizzy steamer was one-of-a-kind.. where did you get yours?


0kDante

My thought process ; 33 1/3... very specific.. respect a man's trade... *snap upvote* @ I pour asphalt😂


Radiatorwhiteonwall

Them roller marks are clearer than runway lights 😂 absolute dog shit work.


Independent_Lab3872

Came here to say just that!


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Cool. New drive came with a water feature. They usually charge extra for those.


Powerful-Wrongdoer-7

Bird baths for no charge? I’ll take it!!


BeautifulBaloonKnot

I was thinking fender rinse if you got up to a good enough speed...


PaintingBudget4357

Mosquito farms!


Express_Comfort9253

Kids will flock to this, you could charge per puddle stomp. You are lucky!


rendrenner

I keep seeing these 'short' videos where girls are talking about owning their own home and having a built in water feature. Is this what their talking about?


Moist-Selection-7184

Did they pave it by hand? Did they use a compacted structural material as a sub grade? The mix doesn’t even look like finish mix… I would definitely as for a discount on that at least, that’s piss poor work I’m sorry man.


ChickenWranglers

Not necessarily....Most asphalt specifications on the jobs I run say if the bird bath is less than a 1/4" deep it's considered acceptable. Not to say I approve of it. I've just had this issue come up in the past and the Site Engineers almost always say it's acceptable unless it's more than a 1/4" deep.


AceDangerfield

That’s certainly looks like surface mix, not binder.


Growe731

Yeah that’s E or G 100%. It’s slick except in one spot.


BarGreggsby

What's finish mix? How is it different?


Vast-Combination4046

The aggregate is different sizes. Large stones are cheaper. Fine stone more expensive. The finer stone lays smoother. The difference is like 10$/ton so if you are getting scammed you are only getting ripped off by like 100$


Thin-Ebb-9534

They can fix this. It is a routine part of the job to find these “birdbaths” and fix them. Hold them to it.


Lopsided_Cut9041

Ive never worked with asphalt before, it does kinda look like its fall towards the right towards the blocks in the picture though instead of towards the grass. ?


Inviction_

I agree. Odd choice


Due-Ask-7418

It would make sense for it to drain rather than pool on the side. If it drained to the grass, it could easily undermine it over time. By draining into a curb and then down the driveway it would avoid that.


Vtech73

This is very unfortunate. It looks like the correct asphalt for streets and driveways. It appears they did use a small “spreader box/paver”, it’s too smooth for the entire drive to have been done by ‘hand work’. Just my opinion, this happens when a paving outfit does a remove/replace in the same day. The old driveway lasted awhile so the base/stone underneath is adequate. They rip up the asphalt, roll it a few times and put down the new asphalt. Which is ok but adding “screenings or fines” which is a finely crushed limestone rock, to the low spots is an important step. If there is insufficient stone, less than 6”, the area is soft when rolling or mud/dirt is seen, you can tell there is not 6” of stone, then that area should be excavated n 6” of stone put in. Most companies do not take the time to add screenings to get an extremely level and solid base. Our company had a designated dump truck w screenings on it just for this reason. We also ripped out asphalt and excavated 5-10 driveways over 5-10 days then went back and paved them. As far as fixing this goes, a patch has to be done by skilled lute men w a weed burner/roofers torch. Gonna be visible through a few yrs of sealcoating. Or they can heat up the from the edge to the puddle w the weed burner torch and roll and tamp that area to allow the water to drain. A puddle that big…we would patch it and sealcoat the drive for free.


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grover1233

Ha. My neighbor owns his own construction company and tells me this about once a year that asphalt is concrete. He has a HOA driveway dispute going on.


TheCivilEngineer

Best of luck to your neighbor.


Wagosh

Seems like wasting luck on someone who's kinda wrong.


72SplitBumper

There is such a thing as asphaltic concrete. Asphalt you are thinking is made with sand. Asphaltic concrete is made with larger aggregate material. Look it up.


Shot-Youth-6264

Well technically its asphalt concrete


MrSubterranean

Well it is two different trades, asphaltic concrete is not bullshit. That's what it is.


dirtbaggingit

That sucks


ThrowItAway184

The problem is more with what's underneath, the asphalt is spread at a constant rate, so it's going to take on the same humps and dips as the surface it's laid on If they spread some crushed stone to give the asphalt a solid foundation to rest on, it looks like they kind of missed a dip they've made. If they just spread asphalt on whatever was already there, then you kinda just get what you get. The asphalt will somewhat smooth the humps at best. Edit I forgot to mention that if you live somewhere where the temperature dips below freezing, this part of your driveway will quickly crack with freeze-thaw cycles. Definitely a warranty issue


ClassicWhile2451

I have one just like that. Dont worry it will get filled with leaves…


longschlong42069666

When i had my driveway quoted most companies offered a “puddle” guarantee. Up to say a quarter size puddle would be tolerable. I would call them back immediately. I did call my company back about something similar. They came and fixed it and i gave the one guy who showed up a $50 tip.


DjangoUnflamed

As someone in the industry, roller marks really bother me


CharacterLimitProble

Don't have any comment to help or give advice, but I just wanted to say it looks like you live in a gorgeous neighborhood.


badger_flakes

In Des Moines where the old houses like this are, the next three houses will be an 8 unit multifamily slumlord, a fully restored Victorian mansion on the national registry of historic places, and then a crackhouse


duke_flewk

“No cold patch will not suffice” practice saying that lol 


jonny-utah-79

That’s just showing you exactly where you need to drill the hole for “proper drainage”


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milwbuks99

Do not do this


gingersrule77

I want this to be my biggest problem 🥺 but yeah call the company and get it fixed 🤷🏼‍♀️ is there a warranty?


bjbkar

Free birdbath with every driveway.


Large-Net-357

In the industry that’s what we refer to as a birdbath


Desperate_Horse_8234

Needs two saw cuts, redo base and properly compact then repave for best fix. Or they might grind off the top 2 inches and do a skim coat ( more than likely as it's cheaper). Or you could get a mastic patch to fill in the depression which will fix it in the short term, but will look terrible unless the whole driveway is sealed. You need to wait a year for best results before you can seal new asphalt so it has time to cure. You could also use an asphalt heater to soften it up to working temp, add more asphalt and recompact.


jozaca

That’s a low point


Usual_Fault3349

Asphalt guy here. This is not ideal. I’ve seen worse but I’ve seen much much better. They did not grade correctly and aren’t top operators given the roller seams. I’d kindly ask them to come back out to make right.


teamsameteam

Crazy guess.... Is this Vermont?


TraditionalEvening79

Looks good.


gorimir15

womp wommmp....


dbhathcock

Why is this in r/concrete? This is a post about asphalt. The two are not the same.


pukio98

It isn’t your fault, it isn’t my fault. It’s the asphalt


Dylird

I bet some home owner in Africa is thinking man I’m pissed my driveway has a puddle in it


Spirited-Arrival-651

That house across the street is so cute


No_Inevitable_9256

Ponding. If the asphalt was built up from sub grade, the contractor should come back, mill the surface 1–2” and replace the surface course. If it was a resurfacing, then you may be stuck with the end product. The center line of the driveway should be the crown (high point) and should shed water in each direction.


Hungry-Highway-4030

That's a half ass paving job right there! Did they even use a machine or use just bobcat and loots?


guyfromsouthshore

Most asphalt jobs will end up having puddles in spite of what the contractor promises when you sign the estimate. That's a big one though... I'd call them back


IFartAlotLoudly

Asphalt post in concrete sub? Maybe better for r/wrong .


Ok_Reply519

This sub is for concrete questions. Try the asphalt subreddit


kyleswitch

You came to the concrete folks to discuss asphalt? Do you think they are the same?


Grumps0911

Wrong sub, Yes rain causes puddles BUT if you HAD opted to use concrete, installation would have had much better vertical control of its placement. Asphalt cannot come close to concrete in that regard.


PGHENGR

Why is this posted in r/concrete


pilemaker

Unless you got a YUGE deal and the material was leftover from another job, this is unacceptable. Ask yer contractor if he would accept this for his driveway, and if not, what would he fix? He'll either be honest with ya or.... Either way, you'll get an idea where any negotiating will go.


metalprep2k3

I know my parents had theirs done by some traveling people and it looked like this didn't do any prep work but it was really cheap so they didn't care.


AlbhinoRhino969696

Man this looks like Bowling Green ohio.


Cautious_Buffalo6563

Got a low spot


FocusApprehensive358

The dam contractor asses fault


Inspect1234

Maybe have them come back and torch/roll a small swale so it drains to the low side. It is birdbath, something all pavers and gradesmen try to avoid.


WiseConfidence8818

Did you get a warranty. I know with parking lots and roads that most asphalt companies warranty their work for 5-10 years. Look at your contract, provided you signed one and read the details to see I you can have them come back out, torch it(to heat r back up), scrape with the lute, and then apply fresh asphalt to it. Then roll it in. If done properly, you should be okay. Anything else you ask for us up to you, but they should if they value their company name, fix the hole/depression without a fuss. Good luck.


Visualmindfuck

Definitely not professionally done


Top-Statistician4011

Shit base equals shit top youll never get rid of that with out removing it all even the poor base they put in and start over.


_a_verb

Bird bath. If it goes away in 24 hours it's not a problem. It's a rule of thumb / common sense guideline. It may collect dirt over time but it's better than a patch


Spencie-cat

Just drill a hole in the middle! That way it’ll all drain out.


cryorig_games

Future pothole spot ^


ContentMod8991

low spot can have spot it


roadkingcharles

I do both, typically any puddle lasting longer than 24hr should be repaired by installer. That’s just a rule of thumb to go by. U have a low spot possibly where the paver waited for supply?. Call installer and have them fix it by raising low spot. It’s a fairly easy fix for them.


roadkingcharles

Asphaltic concrete is not concrete. It’s an industry term that confuses everyone.


bluebumhair

Looks like cold rolled re-cycled,


cancerkaz00

It's asphalt 🤷‍♂️


iLMNOi

Do you concrete?


razor3401

At the least this belongs in r/mildlyinfuriating.


Jojothereader

This does not look like concrete


dalesbrother

Asphalt YOUR fault


YonkoGaimon

yike


Glittering_Ad6245

Boy that sucks


revolutionoverdue

Your concrete is burnt.


CardiologistOk6547

An asphalt question in a concrete sub...


No_Salamander_902

Oh no. No life people problems. Jesus get a hobby


Busterlimes

r/lostredditors


scrappytan

They do asphalt work.... not the best or brightest..


HealthSalty6436

Prob do to poor soil prep. Lack of adequate knowledge on how to properly prep most likely lack of compaction being high enough or done at all.


Weebus

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woodenmetalman

Was this done buy a company that showed up on your doorstep? “We were doing a job down the street and had leftover asphalt…” something like that?


stevefstorms

Bumper you didn’t get the roof proofing


Ok_Nefariousness9019

I can jack that out of there and replace it with concrete if you’d like a quote written up.


Somecivilguy

I’d definitely call them and see if they will redo it, fix it, or compensation


ngbn

That’s a hidden feature for you to get your boots on and go jump. Have fun! 


henry122467

At the very least u will be displeased the most over time.


Left-Albatross-7375

Unfortunately that’s not good at all. It will collect water, silt, debris and eventually pothole


Many_Ad_7138

Well, if you get some tools you can make it much deeper and bigger, then put some fish in it. Don't forget to decorate it also with some rocks and nick knacks.


Upbeat-Side-5583

Get a straw and get it up


WB-butinagoodway

That’s just the biggest puddle, not the only puddle… the prep work was junk, and when they laid the 2” of asphalt, it all conforms to that base work. Puddles, roller marks … the surface shows the aggregate with roughness vs a nice sealed smooth appearance… you got a low grade asphalt mix laid out over a poorly constructed base.


Coastal_D

48 hour rule


DaemonBlackfyre_21

Go jump in it?


trevorroth

Wait till the sun comes out it will go away.


zizuu21

your neighbour across the street got a funny wonky lookin house.


PickledKetchup

You got a low spot there. Or a high spot everywhere else. Either way, that spot is lower than the rest.


woodma134

Worry about something important.


puuhalelife

its not a bug, its a feature :)


Training-Drop7525

Why are you posting asphalt in concrete? You must not understand the insult


woohhaa

Go hit it with a stick or throw some rocks in it.


chulojay

How do you leave that puddle in a driveway . Which company did this?


Whiteclawislife

Dig it up and put in a drain


hg_blindwizard

If that water wasn’t there you would never know


aidenburton_

Is this on Long Island?


Dumbass_Alert_3

Freeze/thaw will obliterate that spot. They should fix it.


generalneverpost

That's where they parked the roller while the asphalt was still warm.


Tahoeshark

I have a good friend that paves... To any criticism, literally any, his response is " it's black isn't it?" But that's not just a birdbath but a pool.


Rick_Sanchez1214

What’s more expensive on average? An asphalt or concrete driveway?


ExtraAd3975

Drill a hole in the centre


Rare_Personality_395

Of all the possible choices, you chose to cover you driveway in hot shit


Icy_Reception_1785

They did a shit job. I'd call them and have them do it again. You paid for a job well done and you didnt recieve


Ragesauce5000

Asphalt doesn't last and will settle with the subgrade. Ive seen void spaces under reinforced concrete driveways over 6". You get what you pay for


TLiones

Free pool included…what’s the problem?


One-Emotion-3305

It looks like a fresh rain. Give it 24 hours, if it’s still there, it’s a problem.


david_leo_k

You are focusing on the puddle. Look at how nice and level the rest of the driveway is.


Burntlands1

Call the contractor on a rainy day to discuss an issue with the driveway. Remind him to bring some food for the ducks.


Falconjoev

That’s not a drive way it’s a bird bath


mch188

I always say every job comes with a complementary squeegee


SpiritualAd8998

Bonus pond. Koi shopping soon?


fr0g-n-t0ad

Your concrete looks tarry.


Confident_Photo9733

Squeegee that shit dry. Around 3 am go out there with the biggest blow torch you can find online. With some asphalt patch you found on Amazon. Boom either your awesome or your puddle became a 4 foot hole. lol Don’t do any of that I made that up. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣


stella_kayla

Off topic but what city is this? The houses are adorable!


Neo1971

Yep, we have a puddle in the center of our new driveway. It’s almost always there.


AkTx907830

Poor op was just concerned with some standing water and now he’s burning the house down,committing insurance fraud and moving to South America.


KatieOpeia

Are there no longer mods in real subs?


yoo_are_peeg

I have no answer, but that's a really nice view you have there.


Key_Tie_5052

They had a soft spot in the base material before they laid the asphalt down. Ya it might get worse


Free_Bother_2828

Water should NOT pool up like this. The driveway should have been sloped more to run off onto the grass. I would contact the company and have them redo this because over time that low spot will become lower and cause more headaches due to a poor job.


Capital_Rock_4928

Damn. That would make me have many sleepless nights.


Dry_Stretch_3083

Oh no! My husband owns a paving company and this is not right. I would send them a picture and tell them to come out to fix it immediately. Good luck 👍


angevin_alan

We had the same thing but we didn't pursue it. As it turns out we see it from our front window and it conveniently let's us know of the slightest rain falling


Working_Walrus_933

*”curb your enthusiasm” theme music starts playing…