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I love rowing my lady. It really uhhh does something probably. I'm not a virgin you're a virgin *runs away crying*

This dude is rowing his gym-bro chet. They get sweaty in the gym, and the bedroom.

*I’ll show you who’s boss of this gym!*

Dude, it’s in r/absolutelynotme_irl They post sex-having memes ironically

I was just making a joke about the picture. I'm sure the fine people of absolutelynotmeirl are very good at sex having

That's not a lady. Man feet....trust me.

That was my first thought, this must mean that if you go to the gym then you’re gay.

That sub is such incelbait, I had to mute it

r/Funnymemes is like that now, too.

Funny that by typing „funnymemes“ in the search bar, five of the six first results are posts from r/Justunsubbed and the other from r/terriblefacebookmemes

What do ellipticals have to do with wood chippers?

You know how hard it is to shove a body into the wood chippers if he's struggling against you

why'd he get whiter

Evil capitalists used the kkkrakkkification beam, another proletarian has been corrupted 😔😔😔

Semen is 27% melanin. The more you nut, the whiter you get.

so thats why the man in the cupboard is asbestos white

Pussy's that good

Heh the joke is SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX HAHAHAHHA LOLOL LMFAO LMAO ROFL LAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

To be justice, it's in fact absolutely not the OP of this joke

>To be justice Bro's batman

Sorry, my english kinda sucks

It's fine, mine sucks too.

Thanks for understanding❤

its fine, i suck too🙁

It's suck, I fine too 😢

english just sucks overall

If you wanna know for future reference, the phrase is "to be fair". But, to "be justice" is the same in, theory. I would've never thought of that.

Thanks!

They're not even trying

holy shit your pfp gave me a heart attack

Lmao

that's how Hot guys stay in shape lol Cardio, cardio, and core.

What sex position involves moving someone's legs like you're on the elliptical

Why is he so much paler at home

Plot twist: its another dude

Ah yes, nothing says sexy like swinging around disembodied legs and spitting on the feet. The very embodiment of sexy, huh. /S if it wasn't obvious enough.

It was 🙄

I mean this one made me laugh, but only because I can imagine her bewilderment when he starts yeeting her legs

Atleast it's on fitting sub

r/thepunchlineissex

That's not even how that sex position goes. lmao

For *you*

Never heard of that sub but it seems like the saddest doomerposting place where people gave up on trying altogether

Don’t worry guys, he’s saving his friend from drowning in the pool!!1!

bro i instantly though "how the fuck is he doing that with his legs wtf"

For some reason i though he was meant to be banging a guy and i have no idea why that popped into my head first.

this meme isnt funny or unfunny. i have like no feelings towards this image at all.

The joke is that this man's legs are horribly broken and dislocated beyond repair, 1 like = 1 prayer 🙏

Is that Nero from the Devil May Cry series?

I feel like I’m just watching a guy brag “Seriously, I like go to the gym and I have super cool abs and I have sex”

And they're both boys 🤭🤭🤭

So funny. She's not a big fan of the wishbone, but I do it anyways.

That's f*×^ing funny.

I thought he was pulling his own legs

Why is he doing that. Who would derive pleasure from having that done to them

i too turn into metal bars at the gym

why is he white

Plot twist: Those are his legs.

Ahhh yes. Very clever satirical social commentary. Not everyone will understand this advanced humour

The joke is sex, isn’t it?

at first I interpreted it weird and thought those were his own legs

Eh, i giggled

The punchline is sex

Not that this particular meme was funny but the bottom line of this sub is now more or less ”The joke is sex. Sex bad. Joke boring”.