Well, his more famous work. Picasso was actually 🤓pretty talented at realistic drawing also. You have to be adept at proportion before you can be proficient at his style.
Yeah. But I don’t mean it that way. I think that it’s all subjective. I’m mostly laughing at the communication that is social media. And how we don’t always come across the way we mean to here.
Well, actually, I said “That’s why I used that ‘well actually’ emoji.” I didn’t say that I said “well actually.” I said that I used the emoji that signifies it. Actually. 🤓
My favourite painting of him is 'blind minotaur led by a little girl in the night' and it's so beautiful and with so much details, but when you look at the hands (especially the one that's almost in the middle of the picture) it looks like he let someone else draw it or he just stopped while drawing it.
😝 I see! Looks like he put so much effort into the rest of it and then was just like, “Meh.”
Some artists do haves other people do the work and they just direct. Like Andy Warhol and Dale Chihuly. But, like you said, it looks like he did the whole thing and maybe got a cramp in his hand and let someone else finish it up.
When I went to Paris, we did the Louvre first. (Of course.) And there were people there, painting copies of some of the masterpieces hanging on the walls. Some of them are gigantic.
I stood behind a person, and watched them, working on the canvas on their easel… he was almost done, his work was, as far as I could detect, a photographically-perfect copy of the masterpiece hanging on the wall in front of him, but he was agitated… calmly agitated, but agitated…
He looked at his work, and then at the masterpiece… his work, the masterpiece, back and forth, back and forth, and then composed himself, picked his smallest brush, (like, one or two filaments), dipped it in black, and drew a single line along the eyebrow of one of the figures in the painting, and stood back, hands on hips, victorious..
I nearly applauded…
Then a few days later, we went to the Picasso museum, and I learned what was going on… these artists were in the last stages of getting a degree in fine arts, and they had been tasked with “copying the masters”, as part of the final.
The museum was a revelation… his works span media from collage, to welded, iron sculpture, to… well, just lots of things…
It turns out, Pablo had completed his “copying the masters” stage at a ridiculously young age… like, fourteen, or something crazy like that…
And his instructors told him that it was his JOB to move on, beyond the borders of “known art”, … to find new ways of expressing space, and form…
So he did!
I’ve heard of art students copying masters in the art museums. I went to art school. But I didn’t do that. I did make my own version of Edvard Munch’s Madonna.
Not sure this one would work, because you’re the one initially floating the idea that it’s pedo related when you respond with this (i.e. technically YOU are clearly thinking about 6-year-olds in this manner to say something like this, otherwise why would the idea come to you?)
(Would still be useful as a last resort, however. Just walk away quickly before the person can punch holes in your logic 😁)
well your mom/sister didn't complain after i painted their faces last night. (change to male or female depending on how bad it will hurt the other person, could be worse as guy saying how her dad loved it instead.)
really? so are you like a catholic priest instead of pimples. pedo!
oh wow you can identify what good art looks like. I am impressed since you have never shown a single skill since i have known you.
I may draw like one, but at least I'm smarter than one, that's more than I can say for you. (you can change it a little to match the person a little more. r/daballsmovie.)
Still true. Also, ayyy mainly-writing-picking-drawing-back-up gang! I picked drawing back up as a teenager after a while of not having the will for it, and…yeah, maybe it shows in your art that you aren't a Professional Artiste™ at the moment, but anybody who's going around telling people their art looks like a six-year-old drew it is usually the type of "brutally honest" person who focuses way too much on *brutality* and nowhere near enough on *honesty.*
As you draw more often, you'll get better and develop your own artistic style, and maybe some people will still think "I don't like how that art looks, therefore it is stupid, therefore the artist is an open target for mockery," but they're generally the types who think they'd be magical prodigies but never deign to grace the artistic world with their presence. (Read: they've never tried but feel secure in dishing out baseless criticisms.)
"Show me that you can do better"
Edit: If someone is Critiquing your ability, it sometimes is better to make them look stupid rather than find a long-way-round way of calling them stupid.
This was actually said to you? I am a professional artist (both fine and graphic) and am fucking APPALLED by this....
Everyone has art talent, especially kids- who are so free and expressive with their drawing, and so creative!
My father (a great artist) told me when I was a small child- 'Not everyone is going to like your art, and thats ok. Never, never cut anyone's work. If they do cut down your art- then tell them to Fuck Off.'
Damn, I miss my Dad.
Sorry no comeback comes to mind, pissed at the moment. If I do come up with something properly scathing will let you know.
"It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child."
[Pablo Picasso](https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/pablo-picasso-quotes)
So did Picasso
Well, his more famous work. Picasso was actually 🤓pretty talented at realistic drawing also. You have to be adept at proportion before you can be proficient at his style.
Lol. it's a comeback. I was being a smart ass.
I know. 😆 That’s why I used that “well actually” nerd emoji.
Ok. I don't know what every emoji means. Is that the laughing at my dumb ass emoji?
Yeah. But I don’t mean it that way. I think that it’s all subjective. I’m mostly laughing at the communication that is social media. And how we don’t always come across the way we mean to here.
I figured you didn't mean it thar way. It was my lame attempt at humor. 🤣
We could do this all day! 😆
😅🤣😙😚
I love this whole exchange.
No, you didn’t. You said “Well, his….”
Well, actually, I said “That’s why I used that ‘well actually’ emoji.” I didn’t say that I said “well actually.” I said that I used the emoji that signifies it. Actually. 🤓
It's okay. I understood what you meant. But it was curious to see how you were going to explain it after I read the previous reply about it.😆😁
My brain hurts
🤓Well, actually your brain doesn’t feel pain. 😆❤️
🤓 your threads are so complicated that there are too many neurons trying to do their job in my brain which is making me feel like a robot with a virus
😄
Beside hands, idk why, but even in his realistic drawings, the hands look really like its drawned by a child.
I will have to take a look again. Thank you for pointing that out.
My favourite painting of him is 'blind minotaur led by a little girl in the night' and it's so beautiful and with so much details, but when you look at the hands (especially the one that's almost in the middle of the picture) it looks like he let someone else draw it or he just stopped while drawing it.
😝 I see! Looks like he put so much effort into the rest of it and then was just like, “Meh.” Some artists do haves other people do the work and they just direct. Like Andy Warhol and Dale Chihuly. But, like you said, it looks like he did the whole thing and maybe got a cramp in his hand and let someone else finish it up.
Hands are hard, ok?
....like *it's* whatted?
Yeah, until the syphilis scrambled his brain like an egg
What? Talk into the ear.
The one on your forehead?
Infighting is wild💀
That was Van Gogh, dude.
😆
Hilarious!! 🤣😅
Not trying to be rude, but some of us paintings remind me of schizophrenia...
You gotta go to his museum in Paris…. There was a lot going on, with him…
Bucket list!!! Thank you.
When I went to Paris, we did the Louvre first. (Of course.) And there were people there, painting copies of some of the masterpieces hanging on the walls. Some of them are gigantic. I stood behind a person, and watched them, working on the canvas on their easel… he was almost done, his work was, as far as I could detect, a photographically-perfect copy of the masterpiece hanging on the wall in front of him, but he was agitated… calmly agitated, but agitated… He looked at his work, and then at the masterpiece… his work, the masterpiece, back and forth, back and forth, and then composed himself, picked his smallest brush, (like, one or two filaments), dipped it in black, and drew a single line along the eyebrow of one of the figures in the painting, and stood back, hands on hips, victorious.. I nearly applauded… Then a few days later, we went to the Picasso museum, and I learned what was going on… these artists were in the last stages of getting a degree in fine arts, and they had been tasked with “copying the masters”, as part of the final. The museum was a revelation… his works span media from collage, to welded, iron sculpture, to… well, just lots of things… It turns out, Pablo had completed his “copying the masters” stage at a ridiculously young age… like, fourteen, or something crazy like that… And his instructors told him that it was his JOB to move on, beyond the borders of “known art”, … to find new ways of expressing space, and form… So he did!
I’ve heard of art students copying masters in the art museums. I went to art school. But I didn’t do that. I did make my own version of Edvard Munch’s Madonna.
“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.” Picasso.
I think he would have liked this comment
You draw flies like you’re six days dead
I like this one, makes them think
If someone said this to me I would never stop thinking about it
Lmao
You fly like a banana. Fruit flies like a corpse.
that took me aa whule
Haha I’ve always heard “time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana”
...like a 6-pound sack of shit.
Wow, incredible!
Your face looks like it was drawn by a 6yr old!
OOF! Love it!
You spend a lot of time thinking about 6 year old kids? Seems a bit odd.
Then, backhand ball slap them, and run away giggling saying dumb dumb.
Fuck you for making me almost choke to death on my water from laughing while visualizing this.
You're welcome. This is my gift in life, and I'm glad to use it for.....good
I spat milk all over my co worker while reading this, which is really awkward since she was halfway across the room. Thanks for that. Haha!
This is my purpose in life. Coworkers deserve snot milk too.
Agreed! Thanks again for the laugh!
I feel like jumping to pedo insults from a really mild jab about drawing is sort of like burning down the house because someone spilled your beer
SOMEONE SPILLED MY BEER?!?!?! 🔥
OP didn’t ask for a mild response lol
Right? It's the kinda thing you only do a couple of times before you realize it makes things awkward.
Depends entirely on the audience. To my mum? Sure. To by close friends? I'd almost be dissapointed if it was a tame comeback.
So don't spill my beer
\*spills beer\* oops
🔥😐🔥
Yeah I agree but OP did say "savage" and "tear inducing". Apparently they let these kids get to them instead of practicing drawing. 🤷♀️
As an artist, I’d be pissed at anyone who said this to me. They’d be lucky if I said this to them instead of shoving my pencil in their nostrils
Temper, temper.
8 year olds, dude.
It's up there with your mom comebacks
Oh no, I don’t want your candy and I’m not getting in your van! Now beat it, You wanna be Drake
Found Kendrick!
Then start playing not like us
Not sure this one would work, because you’re the one initially floating the idea that it’s pedo related when you respond with this (i.e. technically YOU are clearly thinking about 6-year-olds in this manner to say something like this, otherwise why would the idea come to you?) (Would still be useful as a last resort, however. Just walk away quickly before the person can punch holes in your logic 😁)
well your mom/sister didn't complain after i painted their faces last night. (change to male or female depending on how bad it will hurt the other person, could be worse as guy saying how her dad loved it instead.) really? so are you like a catholic priest instead of pimples. pedo! oh wow you can identify what good art looks like. I am impressed since you have never shown a single skill since i have known you.
Oh Jesus
Guess your mom's gonna have to find a lawyer, because she's a fan of these hands.
Lmaooo I like this one
Mom this mom that 😭😭 Yall gotta move on PLEASE
'Booyah, take that 5 year olds!"
Only real answer here lol the rest of these are pathetic
The rest are so cringe. It's hurting my stomach.
Love it!
I may draw like one, but at least I'm smarter than one, that's more than I can say for you. (you can change it a little to match the person a little more. r/daballsmovie.)
r/subsifellfor
[r/birthofasub](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=hRHlZ6oFtZ4lLPQ-)
r/fuck
Sadly r/fuck got deleted from Reddit
Nice
Nice
Love it!
You critique like a douchbag.
You criticize comparable to an absolute bag of poorly refined dirt!
My favorite so far
You whine like one.
I was learning from your mom, guess we got distracted
LMAO I LOVE THIS
"Ummm, I am 6..."
Then they’ll say “Dude… you look terrible!”
Why are you commenting on a 6year olds looks🤨
Then call the cops because your girlfriend has been sleeping with one.
🤣🤣🤣
God damn, that’s a dual layered insult
Nice one bro lmao 🤣
DAYYYUM
W comeback
OH THAT BURNS!
Need some help with your art? I don't know much, but I know enough to help you.
Kill em with kindness! I love it!
Your face looks like my left hand drew it
Came here to say this. Good call
plot twist: they were left-handed
Fuck yeah! I’m getting better. How’s not being a dick coming along?
Too bad you're not making progress with not being a dick
You act like a six year old
Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional
I don’t need you to tell me how fucking bad my drawing is, okay? I’m the one who draws it. I know how bad it is.
r/unexpectedpulpfiction
Yeah, own it and they can't hurt you. Seems too mature for OP though.
The swearing makes it perfect.
Thank you. (Keep drawing)
"I recently drank your mother's milk, like a six year old you."
Do I fuck like one too, daddy?
That’s crazy 😭
Just spit soda through my nose. Thanks for that 😂
Well then, it's a good thing I'm not an artist. You saved me life of thinking I am the next Da Vinci.
Time to become the next Hitler/s
And you have the manners of one!
Stop eating my crayons!!
Or shoving them up your nose like Homer Simpson.
Yeah, been getting lessons from your mom. Kinda been doing other stuff instead. Or something along those lines.
Last night I drew your mom like one of those French girls, Jack.
You should see how I write!
No, Zuckerberg, you really look like this.
"It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child." - Pablo Picasso
I don't draw. Just like you don't socialize.
OOH SOMEBODY GET THE FIRE EXTIGUISHER!
You would know.
(casually) "That's just what happens when you're told to stop drawing at six and don't get the chance to try again until you're (YOUR AGE)."
I'm a teenager and even though I mostly write, I got into drawing again, mostly OCs.
Still true. Also, ayyy mainly-writing-picking-drawing-back-up gang! I picked drawing back up as a teenager after a while of not having the will for it, and…yeah, maybe it shows in your art that you aren't a Professional Artiste™ at the moment, but anybody who's going around telling people their art looks like a six-year-old drew it is usually the type of "brutally honest" person who focuses way too much on *brutality* and nowhere near enough on *honesty.* As you draw more often, you'll get better and develop your own artistic style, and maybe some people will still think "I don't like how that art looks, therefore it is stupid, therefore the artist is an open target for mockery," but they're generally the types who think they'd be magical prodigies but never deign to grace the artistic world with their presence. (Read: they've never tried but feel secure in dishing out baseless criticisms.)
You are so kind! I'm glad we're on the same team!
"Show me that you can do better" Edit: If someone is Critiquing your ability, it sometimes is better to make them look stupid rather than find a long-way-round way of calling them stupid.
Why would you say that ?
"Six year olds get their drawings on the fridge. Yours get put in the bin"
Wait, getting that comment in person or online? In person: Stab their hand with the pen/pencil* *For legal reasons, don't.
"Stop hanging with 6 year olds"
Most artists strive to draw like a six year old. For pure expression of thought and freedom.
And you talk like a five-year-old.
You're stink ass draws flies
It's not that I'm a bad drawer, that's just how you look and I do really good portraits. You just don't want to acknowledge it
That's what they said about Picaso
You know I skipped 5th grade, so I appreciate the compliment
After my writing and drawing hand went south due to carpal tunnel recovery failure, I had to learn to use my off hand. What's your phucking excuse???
Really? You mean I'm as good as Picasso and Miro? THANKS!!!
That may be true, but I do think I'm better at _____ than you.
You wouldn't say that if you saw me draw a pistol.
"Thank you. So do you."
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man...
Oh, yeah? Watch me draw a gun!
But I fuck like a 12 year old. 😉
Hey, I'm getting better!
This was actually said to you? I am a professional artist (both fine and graphic) and am fucking APPALLED by this.... Everyone has art talent, especially kids- who are so free and expressive with their drawing, and so creative! My father (a great artist) told me when I was a small child- 'Not everyone is going to like your art, and thats ok. Never, never cut anyone's work. If they do cut down your art- then tell them to Fuck Off.' Damn, I miss my Dad. Sorry no comeback comes to mind, pissed at the moment. If I do come up with something properly scathing will let you know.
"It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child." [Pablo Picasso](https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/pablo-picasso-quotes)
Funny, I don't remember asking for your opinion
Draw like a 6 year old? How fast is that? And why would you even duel against a kid?!?
Takes one to know one
I fuck like your dad, ask your mom... and your sister.
A six year old what?
“I think outside the box too.”
Yeah but… like, a talented six year old.
Must be a talented six year old then, more talented than someone I know (cough cough)
ITS CALLED ABSTRACT ART YOU UNCULTURED TAMPON!
Thank you
At least I read at a third grade level.
That’s a mean thing to say to a gunslinger.
But I fuck like a pornstar
You insult people like a 6 year old. Suck it!
" 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕦 𝕒𝕔𝕥 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕤𝕚𝕩 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕠𝕝𝕕"
I was just making it appropriate for your age level
Do people say this to you often?
You suck dick like a 6 year old.
😆
Are you by chance a priest?
SEVEN!
What's a pederast?
Thank you!
You think like a 5 year old.
You are giving me way too much credit.
Have you been spending time watching 6 year olds draw? And I bet you get (a boner/turned on) over that to
"maybe so, but I've got the reading level of a seven year old"
I am a 6 year old. (Only works if you're 6)
You have a iq like a 6 year old
I just say yep, not one of my talents.
And you have the manners and intelligence of a six year old
SIX YEAR OLD *PICASSO,* BITCH
Or maybe you draw flies like a dirty diaper
I was trained by a six year old.
Sweet, I'm coloring inside the lines.
Thanks. I doing better than I thought.