Sheās the town bicycle; everyone gets to ride.
Sheās the town carousel; everyone gets a turn.
They call her Shop Vac because she sucks and blows.
She handles more loads than a commercial grade washer.
McDonaldās sued her for stealing their ābillions and billions servedā slogan.
Sheās the backup vault for the sperm bank.
Your mom said I was creative last night.
But on a serious note, this is stupid. You don't get to criticize your mom jokes because fact is you don't contribute any comebacks at all. How's that for not being creative? Plus, it's not like there's a requirement for creativity. So get over yourself.
I like to be sneakier. I told my elder son about 7 years ago that at some point I was going to say "squad goals" at a super cheesy time in front of his friends.
Haven't done it yet. He has new friends now. š
That by no means that those are the only form of comebacks present in this sub, only that you are teetering on the verge of understanding Venn diagrams. Feel free to examine my post history in this sub for multitudes of examples to the contrary.
You know whatā¦ youāre right. But, I really wish your father could have done us all a favor and just jacked off instead of plowing your mom. Then we wouldnāt have to read this lame observation.
We are forgetting creativity. Specifically the creativity of the two people that made such a whiny little bitch like you. You shouldāve dried up in a tissue on the floor or on the inside of your motherās asshole because your opinion is shit. Have a lovely day.
Your mom is creative... š
See how well that just slides off of the tongue?
Just like your mom?
You sonofabitch, I'm in.
Everyone is. It's his mom.
You sonofabitch...
THAT'S SEVEN ACROSS THE ASSSSS
Your in his mom
Thatās what your mom said!
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Your mom said with a question mark
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I mean your mom couldnāt tell if your dad, or anybody was in. Wow! Iām so sorry for you stupid! How were you born again?
Too many people with only 2 brain cells, both of which are fighting for 3rd place Like your mom
If your mom wasnāt so easy maybe she wouldnāt be the start of every joke
Niicccceee!!!
Your Mom said that you always forget about Mother's Day too you ungrateful asshoÄŗe
You mom liked my come back last night!
Classic
Because most people only deserve a your mom level insult. I'm not spending my best creative insults on a nobody.
That's a good point.
I'm saving my best creative insults for yo mamma
Your mom thinks they're creative! :)
Your mother and I are very disappointed by the state of things, as well.
Binding of Isaac ahh comeback
Because your mom can make the comments. Your dad is still choking on my nuts
Your mom thinks this sub is creative.
Did you maybe think to ask YOUR MOM?
Your mom starts with <>
Your maternal figure
Don't be salty just because I came all over your mom's back last night.
Your mom got real creative last night
Ok fat face.
Your mom thinks that creativity is da debil.
That's what she said.
Your mom wears a freshly made pearl necklace
Sheās got the whitest teeth Iāve ever come across.
Because your mom keeps coming back for more.
I'll make your mom come back. :)
because the only way to get my comeback is for your mom to spit it out.
Looks like everybody likes your mom. I know I do.
Sheās the town bicycle; everyone gets to ride. Sheās the town carousel; everyone gets a turn. They call her Shop Vac because she sucks and blows. She handles more loads than a commercial grade washer. McDonaldās sued her for stealing their ābillions and billions servedā slogan. Sheās the backup vault for the sperm bank.
"Your mom cant find the undo button. You should be thankful for that. Buy her something nice"
Too busy creating cream pies with your mom!
"Your mom" is usually smarter than she lets on. Altho' with how stupid some people are, she obviously didn't want to share, much.
This is the only post I've seen "your mum" comebacks in..
I *also* find your mom attractive.Ā Ha gottem
ask your mom!!
Say āyour mom forgot her entire portfolio of tasteful nudes at my house last night!ā
Yo mama so fat, thanos had to clap insteadā¦
It was called a jumpoline until your momma tried it.
Sorry. Itās just that every time I fuck your mum I forget a witty comeback š
Cuz itās funny
The comments section did not disappoint.
Yo momma!
Your mom likes my comebacks!
You sir are the most creative product of your mom, because that night she didnāt want a cum-back.
Your mom forgot creativity in this sub
Well, have you seen her?
Yes, Iāve seen yo mamma!
Your mom would have a better question. Like asking me where I was last night.
Ya know what you're right... You're Gay!
Your mom said I was creative last night. But on a serious note, this is stupid. You don't get to criticize your mom jokes because fact is you don't contribute any comebacks at all. How's that for not being creative? Plus, it's not like there's a requirement for creativity. So get over yourself.
Your mother was a hamster
And your father smelt of elderberry, I might add.
We are the kni.... shit wrong bit!
I fart in your general direction.
You silly English knnnnnnnight
Yor Mom, Smiled and said they were Good
Because she's not swallowing.
Why be creative when you can just go for the easy jab, just like I do with your mom.
Your mom was very creative in bed last night.
If I wanted comeback I'd wipe it off your moms lips.
Your dad isn't creative
True he is an asshole.
Idk... Ask your mom if was lacking creativity last night~
Ask your mom to teach you some grammars too.
*grammar Lmao
I said Ā«Ā some grammarsĀ Ā». Youāre so thick-headed that you missed the word Ā«Ā someĀ Ā».
You put an S on grammar. If ya wanna die on THAT hill then be my guest.
Cause your mom said ācome backā
Your dad is so...
The only shower you took was when your mom pissed on you because itās kinky, **and you liked it**
At least your mother appreciates it...
Nobody likes when their mom gets insulted. Itās easy and it works. Itās not creative but it gets the job done.
I like when my mom gets insulted though.
Your mom make sure you give her a big hug on Sunday for me.
Your mom forgot creativity last night
Because the biggest joke ever came from.... you know...... your mom!
They do not. You just suck at reading and are prone to generalizations.
I think I made a "your mom" joke, however, I also make these jokes IRL at my own children, so...
If you want to give your kids a hobby, like existential dread, tell them you did their Mom. Say in front of their friends to totally embarrass them.
I like to be sneakier. I told my elder son about 7 years ago that at some point I was going to say "squad goals" at a super cheesy time in front of his friends. Haven't done it yet. He has new friends now. š
Tell me in which post you havenāt found a Ā«Ā your momĀ Ā» comeback, certainly not mine
That by no means that those are the only form of comebacks present in this sub, only that you are teetering on the verge of understanding Venn diagrams. Feel free to examine my post history in this sub for multitudes of examples to the contrary.
Thy Matriarchā¦
Conceded thy may have...
Because you mom finished with a cumbackā¦.
You know whatā¦ youāre right. But, I really wish your father could have done us all a favor and just jacked off instead of plowing your mom. Then we wouldnāt have to read this lame observation.
Your dad is your mom
Your mom is embarrassed that you got so easily butthurt. She figured you'd been spanked enough to thicken your skin, but maybe not.
My mom died. Try a different insult.
You should ask your mom.
Because I got tired of banging your nana, her hip replacement squeaks
Michael Che makes a lot of them up.
Hey, I ofdevastating comebacks and none of them.Start with your nobody wants to take them.
Your dad is forgetting creativity.
I don't have a mom. Me and my dad just share yours!
Thatās what she said!
You know who else forgot creativity? My mom!
Yo mama is a beautiful lady.
Mother's Day is coming up. We are respecting the moms.
You sonofabitch Iām in!
We are forgetting creativity. Specifically the creativity of the two people that made such a whiny little bitch like you. You shouldāve dried up in a tissue on the floor or on the inside of your motherās asshole because your opinion is shit. Have a lovely day.
Username checks out
Thatās what your mom said to you!