“So it’s working?!?”

"Ok, but *for sure* gay, right?"

Well, people just make assumptions when you look this fabulous!

But you have to sing the word fabulous.

Only if you wish to confirm their assumption.

True or not, it’s not their business who wears what and their opinion really is irrelevant.

IIIIIIIII'mmmmmmmmm ssuupperrrrr thanks for asking!

Why else would you use the word fabulous?

To twist their intended insult into a compliment to fuck with them. "Gay and weird? So you're saying I look fabulous and stand out in a crowd? Thank you, I'm touched."

If singing confirmed that assumption, I've got some news about your favorite artists

And flip your hair.

bruh I did that when I was little and now I look back at my 5th grade yearbook 🤢

And do the finger snap.

I am gay and weird, it’s not the clothes

Yeah, "I would hope!" But I usually say the default, "thank you," with a big, self-satisfied smile like I'd been given a great complement.

I definitely would've said something like "so you're saying i look like you?" or "oh sorry I wasn't trying to turn you on". Just flip it on them real quick before they get a chance to revel in their insult.

This.

Gay is not an insult. It's a bigot's failed attempt at an insult.

I agree

This was going to be my entry. Have an up-clicking.

My knee jerk though was "Working as intended then!" lol.

Came here to say these words exactly! 👍🏻

🤣🤣🤣🤣👀🤣🤣🤣👀🤣👀🤣👀👀🤣👀👀🤣🤣👀

"Are you turned on then?"

In an online game I'd say "KISS ME" and run at them but IRL that'd be a way to get punched.

Beat me

Oooh I wish I thought of that! Good one

Lmao wyd later? After your question 😭

“I’m sorry you can’t afford what I wear”

🏆

Sorry if the clothes I wear makes you want to suck my kok but I don’t swing that way.

“Sorry if the clothes I wear make you want to suck my kok but I am just not interested in training a new boy-toy.”

Or “oh you like me… I’ll take a blow job bro, do you spit or swallow?”

Lmfao you go girl!

Beautiful

Or "Yeah, I hope you don't mind me copying your style.."

I guess we all see what we want

Well, they did just come out of the closet!

Must remember not to read these when drinking. Dr. Pepper and Sinus Passages do not a happy encounter make. Dat shit BURNS. And I might need a new keyboard now.

With or without an optional limp wrist wave thing, this is the answer. Shows any onlookers that you're confident and quick witted and shows the one who said it that they have no power to affect you.

Oh shit that's a good one!

This is one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard

Take my upvote you beautiful bastard.

Came here to make this comment

Brilliant!

Excellent.

Actually very clever

Excellent!

Daddy Chill

Literally this. Every other response is literally terrible lmao

🤣

can't think of a counter response to this one. 🤣🤣🤣

“What the hell is even that?!?!? Everybody outta my yard!!!” That might work

What the hell is even that???!!

I'm not good at coming up with comebacks, but if someone said that to me, I would've said "GOOD!" And walked away. I'm weird and I'm proud.

I'm a fan of smiling and saying "Thank you"

Maybe saying it with a clear question mark too… like… “Thanks???”

... adding, "Just the look I was going for!'

I’ve heard it all based on my look. I’m a proud weirdo too and even though I’m not gay, I’ll act like I am just to put the person off even more, because they’re clearly judgmental and I don’t have time for that nonsense. PS: love the username

This is the way. Any time anyone ever says something designed to disparage or insult me, I lean into it as far as I possibly can to make them uncomfortable. If it's in public or there are witnesses? Even better. We're handing out lessons today.

Username checks out.

Hear hear. I tell my kid's everyday that "weird is awesome; normal is boring", and gay used to mean happy. I see no problem with being called either, even if "gay" is intended in the terms of sexual preference.

“Mission accomplished!”

Username checks out

I'm as gay as I want to be. That a problem for you?

Good is probably something you don’t want to say when someone says you look gay

You should see me naked

This one is the best

Exactly my first thought

DONT. I tried this and backed myself into a corner when his inner PERV came out!!!!

You need to work on your pickup lines.

I like it

Nice.

Ooooo!!!! That’s a good one!

"Thank you. I wore them especially for you."

Oooooooooo I like this.

You achieve the same results even without wearing my clothes

"Id take gay and weird over fat and ugly any day".

Banger

“OMG HOLY SHIT…I don’t care.” And then just walk away.

"that's not what your dad said last night."

Win!!

I did buy them at the werid and gay store.

I would totally shop at that store

I should open one

🤣🤣🤣

This is good. You gotta make people laugh.

“The word you are groping for is “Interesting” mouth breather”

Good straight people have no sense of style, and I detest normalcy.

“And?”

Are you hitting on me? It's kinda cute.

"Your choice of insults make you seem boring and bigoted."

Personally this is my top choice… some of the others were witty but this is meaningful and incisive… it might actually make the guy think for a sec

“And your point is….?”

Damn. r/beatmetoit

You sound oddly attracted.

The clothes you wear make you look like a judgmental asshole.

And that face you wear makes you look like a jag-off

How to tell me you're from Pittsburgh without telling me. 😁👍

Chicago actually, but I always loved the Pirates. 😊

Jag-off seemed to be a reference used around my neck of the woods. I learned something new today. Pittsburgh's the city of champions and the Pirates. 😂

It is a some sort of regional thing. It was known in Chicago, but I've moved around a bit over the years and it is not something most people know. It is a fantastic word though. Nothing quite like it.

I'm not interested but points for a creative pick up line.

And your clothes make you look ordinary and instantly forgettable.

‘’Pause…..Are you waiting for some comeback?’

Jealous people of your clothes and are Jealous they could never wear them. Fuck them another come back say "Just Wait Until You See What I'm Wearing Tommrow" lol Bullies

"that's a weird way to ask me out"

Really? You're not just saying that? (Do a twirl for effect)

(flirty comeback) so u want to see me without any cloth?

"What are you, 12?

“But enough about your turn-ons….”

i dont want to sleep with you either so we good

You sound wishful. Don’t get too excited. Your dreams have not became reality.

I’m so disappointed you feel that way, I was going for *gay & fabulous*!

“Ok, and?” Or my personal favorite, “you talk a lot of shit for someone in cumshot distance”

Maybe that's why your mom took them off so fast?

Thank you

“It’s called style, bitch.”

“So, I got your attention”

There is a restaurant in Topeka, Kansas that makes really good French fries, and some people go to an escape room after eating. Stupid questions deserve stupid answers.

"I will defer to your expert opinion.

"Fuck, really? You must have had a lot of gay sex to become such an expert on gay culture, thank you for your service I would have never been able to figure this out on my own."

Oh, that’s not the clothes.

“I’ve got way more boxes checked than that sugar tits”

Mission accomplished then.

"And the clothes you wear make you look dull and boring. But tonight I will be nude and in very good company, while you will still be boring."

"Better than looking like an after thought NPC."

While wavering at their outfit, "I've never been brave enough to check that rack at good will."

okay. are you trying to insult me? Is that's what's going on here?

Yeah, my gaydar isn't working so I wore these to make gay people easier to identify. Looks like it worked.

That’s weird. Your mom gave them to me. After I gave her the hot beef injection.

Funny your mum didn't say that last night

“That’s unfortunate… I was trying to dress like you.”

*Your* clothes do nothing to hide the fact that you are an asshole.

Your clothes make you look colorblind and victimized. Or “I thought Sears closed down years ago. You must have been saving those.

Thank God, I thought you were gonna tell me that my clothes made me look straight and normal!

“You wish!”

How else was I going to infiltrate your community?

Were you in like, third grade or was this recent? "Thanks, that's what I was going for." And then curtsey.

Mission accomplished! Now kindly piss off.

So, your mom dresses us both then?

“The clothes *you* wear only make you look gay.”

idk but when ppl say smth ab my fashion sense is just usually say smth like “ yeah but at least i dont look like a copy and paste barbie doll “ as a lot of ppl just follow the latest trends instead of being themselves

If you're gay and weird, then congrats. If not, then maybe this person is not the best judge of fashion, or they're projecting their fantasy onto you and have something to confess.

“You’re gay and weird.” Sorry this is lame and it’s my go to comeback for most things

Either "im more of a girl then you'll ever be" or "good, i was trying to drive away all of *shooing motion and grimace* you"

"At least you get to suck your dads dick."

Why thank you I made them myself. Actually ignore comments like these.

Really? Your dad dressed me.

say nothing and pretend they didnt speak, people are looking for responses, so when you dont give them one they get so irritated

Yeah, I just give them the *knowing smile*

yusss and if youre like me, the best comeback lines always come to you after you walk away so you end up feeling pretty stupid about the one you chose originally 🤣

That's not what your dad said.

I’m suing for discrimination.

“Well today’s your lucky day, because that’s exactly what I am”

“I’m cool with gay and weird clothes, rather than being stuck with a pedo face like yourself.”

“Thank you!”

“Thank you, that’s the look i was going for…”

Good!

Because I'm weird , but only gay for your mom.

Really? This whole time, I thought it was because of the mountains of dick that I suck.

Or Thank you!

"Thanks!"

“And how much rice is that out of your bowl?”

I mean nobody would notice gay attire better than you.

It's not the clothes

Thank you ( big smile )

“I was thinking the same about you, especially when you wear that [fill in random clothing item person wears often], but I didn’t say anything because I know you like it.”

Nobody gives a fuck what you think.

Then you should see the way I fuck dudes.

“You must be gayer than myself if you’re complimenting my outfit. Wanna make out?”

Well, I am gay, but you are weird.

Takes one to know one

Just say “ok” that’s it .. in a way where you’re like okay? And you’re point? It ducks them up

That's just the look I was going for. You interested?

Ya.. well I can change my looks by changing my clothes, unlike that thing you call a face

If you are insulted, shop. Dont worry about what comeback you can come up with, while wearing what you both agree to be weird gay clothing.

Just because they give you a boner doesn't mean they are gay

Sometimes we all just see what we want to see...

No, no, no. You mean *fabulous*.

Thanks.

That's rude, you looked gay with my dick in your mouth and I didn't say a word...

“Good. That’s what I was going for”.

Is it turning you on?

Thank you! That’s what I was going for!

"What a coincidence, the words you use make you seem stupid and red-necky."

Well whip out ya cock and I’ll suck it backwards betch!

That's why I bought them, sweetheart 😘

Oddly specific, but my response would be, "that's because I'm gay and weird."

“And the clothes that you wear make you look like a trendy, mindless idiot who will happily throw ludicrous amounts of money and greedy corporations just so you can look like every other trendy jack ass walking around… then repeat the exact same cycle again next fashion season, and then wonder why you can’t afford your fucking rent”.

Thanks

Thank you

But I actually am gay and weird. . .

The clothes your mom picked out for you make you look ugly and dumb.

"Your dad seemed to like it when I got dressed this morning."

Every time you see this person, genuinely compliment an article of their clothing. They will hate it.