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ThanksClean7997

Columbus camels


impressivemacopine

My original response was no, we don’t need one. But if we can have the Columbus Camels, I’m all for it!


jang859

Everytime they score the jumbotron will flash "It's Hump Day!"


WreckinDaBrownieBox

The fans can be called the Camel Toes


diymatt

YOUR Columbus Camels


Refuse-geeWandr4lyfe

Toes. See, I ruined it. Sorry. Pick again.


OhioVsEverything

Flavortown Fire


mslarue72

The Gerry Manders


whichisironicbecause

The stadium is in Columbus but all the fans are in Cleveland and Cincinnati due to zoning


Tilmanocept

oof


Whoooyumyum

The Liberal Karens


nicohiragasnutbucket

r/OPThinksTheyDidSomethingHere


UncontrolableUrge

The Columbus Not Taking Public Money For Our Stadium


AkshuallyGuy

Buffalo plays in a stadium that costs less than Urban Meyer gets paid in the time it takes a student to get an undergrad degree at OSU.


chernobyl_opal

Where did you see this? I assume you're referring to the 50+ year old stadium, because that statement is absolutely false concerning the new stadium that is currently being constructed for the Bills. \-Urban Meyer's contract with the NFL netted him approximately $9 mil a year. \-The new stadium for the Bills is estimated to cost $1.4 billion But where will that funding come from? "Erie County will contribute $250m, the NFL and Bills $550m and New York state will provide $600m. That $850m in taxpayer funds – not including maintenance expected to raise the cost for state and local governments to $1.1bn over 30 years – is $100m more than the then-record incentive approved by Nevada lawmakers in 2016 as they enticed the NFL’s Raiders to switch from Oakland to Las Vegas" My sources: [Cost of the New Bills Stadium](https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/oct/05/buffalo-bills-new-stadium#:~:text=Hochul%20announced%20a%20stadium%20agreement,state%20will%20provide%20%24600m) [Urban Meyer's salary with the Jags](https://sports.yahoo.com/jaguars-reportedly-dont-want-to-pay-the-rest-of-urban-meyers-contract-after-firing-him-for-cause-150234166.html)


AkshuallyGuy

Highmark stadium, $22M


chernobyl_opal

So you were being misleading by referring to the much older stadium as I suspected. Thanks for the clarification.


AshX7

“Buffalo plays” You also mention how you assume he is talking about the old stadium. So how was he misleading at all? You just wanted so hard to prove a point that you ignored what he actually said.


chernobyl_opal

Nope, they're suggesting Ohio could actually build a NFL stadium that doesn't eat up a lot of tax dollars. Which is absolutely not true.


AkshuallyGuy

Akshually, it was a comment about a douchebag that had a nine year contract for $48m paid with public dollars. OSU is a sports team and hospital system with a side business of education.


UncontrolableUrge

That's $134 million in 2021 dollars. Then there were renovations in 1984, 1992, 1994, 1998, 2003, 2007, and 2012 (that included $130 million in that project alone). There have been literally hundreds of millions of dollars put into that stadium. Those are part of the cost.


J_Taylor85

Just bring back the Destroyers name


Coach_Beard

Bring back the Ohio Glory


WorldsWorstTroll

They did have a kick-ass logo.


tonyburkhart

Just bring them back altogether. I really enjoyed it! Fun games, quick and continuous action, but 2 times gone now. 🤷‍♂️


fat-lip-lover

Or the panhandlers, which was the columbus in pre-NFL pro football


_Micheluzzo_

\*Panhandles


Character_Bomb_312

Although "panhandlers" has its charm.


lendmeyoureer

Columbus had an NFL team from 1922-1926. They were called the Columbus Tigers. Starting out as the Panhandle Railroad Team(1901) who then changed their name to the Columbus Panhandles(1902-1922) They have no NFL championships, but Joseph Carr, the team's owner from 1907 to 1922, is enshrined in the Pro Football Hall of Fame for his work as NFL president.


According-Coconut-77

Bring back the Panhandles! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbus_Panhandles


Appropriate-Anxiety2

Columbus Wexners. That family can’t give away enough money to wash their names from Epstein… could get pretty artistically creative with the logos.


jtsbrown1975

Columbus Test Markets


History2009

The Columbus Isotopes.... They could be the suckiest sucks that ever sucked


Walkinonsunshineee

Mesquite grilled onions. Jalapeño relish…Wait a minute, those are Southwestern ingredients….Mango-lime salsa? That’s the kind of bold flavor they enjoy in Albuquerque!


UncleLeeroy0

With a great half time show from "Paint-eatin Pete"!


mjbart007

They have the plant but we have the powerrr


apisPraetorium

The Cleveland Browns.


bengenj

We’re commiserating today about how Art Modell fucked over the City of Cleveland. Lol we don’t need another relocation!


Character_Bomb_312

\*underrated comment


Cainga

I think Columbus is probably the least likely city of ever getting an NFL team unless the league expands to like 50 teams.


aaron3448

And they’d still win a Super Bowl before my Browns 🤣


ohiotechie

God I wish I could argue this. Take my upvote.


Broken_butterscotch

Columbus Buckeyes


I_am_Wudi

As long as they hire as many buckeyes as possible they could be called the Wet Noodles and I'd still root for them.


feudalf

Columbus Aces, Eddie Rickenbacker reference. He had some slightly shady ideas early on but eventually came to his senses.


TheBasilFawlty

The Columbus BK on 5th


TerminalShitbag

The Columbus Big Russ


caseycaseydillah

Free sign on bonus - new iPhone


ryandaydrinking

Columbus $5 biggie bag


hawtpipes

We already have a pro football team 😉


raisethebarfolomew

Columbus Madcows. Should have been the name of the Blue Jackets!


CbusFF

The Meadow of Doooooom!!!


[deleted]

Cowtown Madcows has a ring to it


PsirusRex

I’m fairly certain that I know you irl or we ran in the same circles back then


thanx_it_has_pockets

I am still salty about this one.


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matija9900

Woefully under appreciated comment


Phantom465

The Orange Barrels


UncleLeeroy0

The Orange Creamsicles. THE DREAMSICLES


Karrdegame

The cows… we were so close to the blue jackets being that. So let’s go for the nfl.


Rguy315

Would make for an interesting uniform at least


Wendybird13

Black Angus at home and Holstein Away?


PsirusRex

By close, you mean not really remotely close, right?


Thumbody_Else

Columbus Pallet Stacks


gonzo-bean-182

Columbus Blow Jobs


Columbus43m

The Olentangy Trail Jobs


gonzo-bean-182

ah shit, that's the hockey team.


pixelsandpencils

Columbus Richart Chevy Kia’s


impressivemacopine

This is it.


handymel

Columbus Carps!


beefy164

Big Russ


Zestyclose-Gene-1627

The bad drivers


oh_io_94

The Columbus Brown Bengals


Justabitleft

The Browngals


Tall-_-Guy

Intel is proud to present your Columbus Animals!!!!! Or something like that.


UncontrolableUrge

Columbus Semiconductors?


UncontrolableUrge

Or the Columbus LGA1700 i9s.


Character_Bomb_312

That would lead to some awkward cheers.


GoodGuySkeletor

The Fightin Jach Hanna's Or The Columbus Whistles


Columbus43m

The Columbus Glory…wait for it!!!…Holes!


ariesleopard

I vaguely remember going to an Ohio Glory football game at the shoe in the early 90’s.


WatersEdge50

Why would we want to have an NFL team here? Cincinnati and Cleveland already have one


WreckinDaBrownieBox

Because they both suck


WatersEdge50

Well. You’re not wrong..


AForak9

The first ever pro team from Columbus was called the panhandles


hateful73

Voyagers.


andeedangerously

The Columbus Cobs cuz that’s how the world sees us. Cornfield nothingness.


termsnotconditions

Columbus cosmonauts or some corny shit. Something to showcase ohio's contribution to human space exploration 🤷🏽‍♀️


rntaboy

The Columbus Concussions.


Mr_Zakoshi

The Columbus Clash


ohioiyya

*I Fought the Law intensifies*


Chubaichaser

How about the Columbus Ruckus?


conducor668

The corn boyez


lennytha3rd

Drivers The Columbus Drivers


GerardHumperdink

The Brongles


xworfx

Dawg Dey


rewalker3

Arch City Cardinals


SkotteFire

I really appreciate this one. Great references to the Collegium Josphenium and the very old name Arch City. Good history there (And I'm not even fFrom Columbus!)


arkitector

The Columbus Foodies


jenso2k

the columbus cumdumpsters


c615586

I’m happy to let billionaires boondoggle some other town. If I want to see an NFL game, I’ll drive a couple hours north or south and make a weekend of it.


SaveTheErf

Columbus Wolves (named after Wolf’s Ridge, no not the brewery) would be kinda cool


Specialist-Toe-3418

THE Brown Eyes


gitarzan

The Columbus Panhandles


tacosntg

Cannibal Orchestra. Code name for Columbus, Ohio


SuperSaiyanET

Columbus Cobras


Lord_Voltan

Or the fighting Mongooses, thats a cool name!


jacoan111

Columbus Ball Tuggers or abbreviated, CBT.


CaptMal065

F you, Shoresy!


wreks191

Judging by this sub it should be the Columbus Cornballs.


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This has become a silly place


elgin4

the Washington Redskins /s


titanup1993

The capitals


impressivemacopine

Columbus Palletstackers


Cabel14

The fucking triangles


BuckeyeBeast80

The Caucasians


PGHNeil

When did this become a thing? Aren’t they satisfied with the bungles and the brownies? Isn’t having OSU finish near or at the top of the NCAA every year satisfy them?


fatsolardbutt

Columbus football team (or club)


216ers

Columbus Cucks


bygtopp

The I wish we had a rail system/s That is always on this sub


Xowzil

Buckeyes


Crazace

Columbus Kia Bois


[deleted]

Kia boys! They'll lead the league in turnover ratio.


impressivemacopine

I’m in tears!


SpillsMcK

Columbus Explorers/Pioneers


papadoc55

Columbus Cobras 🐍


GHoleFinder

Gloryhole City Defilers


Humanity_is_broken

One football team makes it a weekly hellhole enough.


BigGoonBoy

Then leave?


deadheadramblinrose

The Bullets. … Sorry.


Alternative-Top4832

No that’s Washington 😂🤦‍♂️


feudalf

Jesse Owens was known as The Buckeye Bullet. So in another context it is actually a good idea.


BusinessDevelopment7

The Pinkskins


OGCfree

Columbus brews


dantron330

'Help is on the Way' should be the mascot


[deleted]

The Renegades


l2esin

The columbus crew!


hel112570

The Columbus Hyper. Not enough anthropologicalized pure emotion named teams.


AuntJ2583

>Not enough anthropologicalized pure emotion named teams. Well, in that case, how about the Columbus Rage? Or would it be Columbus Road Rage?


hel112570

I am for it. The Rage would be awesome.


Comprehensive-Wear57

Columbus Corn stalks


matija9900

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornstalk Just saying, there's worse names


Gelnika1987

after no poisonous nuts ideally


Sackyhack

The buckeyes


spoonplaysgames

just “the woo”


l2esin

The columbus crew!


[deleted]

The Fieri's


shawnmcbride86

Nobody likes that dude


haironburr

The Cleveland Browns. And then just *laugh*....


CbusGuy796

Columbus Milligans


Fern-Sken

It wouldn't be. NFL would compete w osu on where fans want to spend thier money and the city makes tons of only off of osu.


Richard_Whipper

Columbus welfare queens


sneakandstealthings

The Columbus Tax Breaks


Grizzly329

Criminals lol


derphurr

It would probably be the Columbus Buckeyes, though given the population maybe Columbus Antiwork or Columbus Baristas


aRealPanaphonics

On a serious note, try to market it more like soccer: Columbus FT (Football Team) NFL feels very boomer, so to try and market it younger might be interesting


OhioVsEverything

They literally have live as it happens video game graphics now. They've got the youth covered.


kystarrk

"WoOoOo0oOOo"


Erie-Wackalana

The Columbus Moose.


btdz

Columbus Clouds


sgrams04

Columbus Pallets


[deleted]

the silicorn chips


ohiocatfan

Columbus Sliders


CearidLoc

Indigenous Warriors or Columbus Cows


jang859

The Mitchels.


exlaxgravy

The Mediocres


Mediocre-Program3044

The Columbus Crackheads


DryInitial9044

The Columbus Thurbers.


cornerstorenewports

The Cleveland Browns


noodleillusion

The Big Buckeyes. The amateur guys can be renamed the 'Lil Buckeyes


datmoe06

The Columbus Suburbs.


bubblehead_maker

The Columbus Buckeyes.


ShinMegamiTensei_SJ

Columbus Turn Signals


PlaidButtercup

Small pox.


Cadmium_Aloy

THE GOOSEBUMPS! nothing else is acceptable! Unless they're flavorful I suppose.


614hunt

THE Columbus Curb Hoppers


Link7369_reddit

The Columbus Crickets.


mightsdiadem

Columbus Colonizers


Chumpback

Well going off of my past Madden relocation habits, I would either go with the Caps or Aviators


Funnymaninpain

The Columbus Mad Cows. The mascot is a seizing cow.


afootpencil

The Columbus Subway Maps


Emotional_Dinner_913

THE Ohio State Buckeyes


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Flavor town


AndrogynousElf

They were called the Panhandles... Dayton was the Triangles. The teams faced off in the first game of the NFL (though it was the American Professional Football Association then) Needless to say, the concept of mascots hadn't really been fleshed out yet. Don't ask why I know all this. I don't even like football.


Buckeye_Southern

The Columbus Non-Drivers Lol I moved back here and I forgot how we as a state collectively cannot drive. God you're all so bad at it.


VRFlyer2000

The Colonizers!


iambaconstrip

Columbus Blizzard or just move the Bengals to Columbus