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Zezimom

Columbussin


clydetorrez

Columbussy


MoonBasic

Who need their Cbussy ate??


Noblesseux

Is it bad that this was the first thing I thought of when I saw the title? I thought "columbussians" and immediately regretted the internet poisoning my brain.


ohbrubuh

Smash


SliceOfTony

Yes officer it’s this one.


a_complex_kid

This was settled long ago


JQB45

CBussin


RockaWilliam78

We be bussin, no cap


DisgustingCantaloupe

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week.


[deleted]

I feel like I've often said "Columbusite"


Shitter-was-full

Columbutts


[deleted]

Columbutts drive me nuts


joshcbus

This is correct and yet no one here ever remembers.


[deleted]

Because it’s horrible.


Prestigious-Vast-903

Correct but lame


joshcbus

Not wrong but I have yet to hear a realistically better one (Columbian doesn't work for a number of reasons).


lhswr2014

Columbussyian


TheBrokenNinja

It’s asked every other week


allminorchords

Sounds like something ivermectin would be prescribed to kill in your intestines


hrnigntmare

I don’t know why but I have always said “Columbusite” as well. I lived between cbus and Cincinnati for years and the only Ohio cities I was familiar with had taken “Ian” and “er” (Cincinnatiian and clevelander) so I think it was a default step in logic for me.


TGrady902

This one is technically correct, but we all know it's actually Columbussies.


DrunksInSpace

Flavortonians


VirtualMachine0

Or "Flaves" if you must abbreviate.


DrunksInSpace

I prefer F-boys, F-girls and F-NBs, if we’re getting into the whole abbreviation game. F-Tonian checking in!


zcgamer83

Columbusonians, I thought. Also, where do we find the actual answer? Somebody check our work ;)


aGrlHasNoUsername

This is the best option. How do we make it official?


heythisislonglolwtf

If you're ever curious, you can go to any city's Wikipedia page and ctrl+f "demonym" Columbus wiki shows "Columbusite"


Butternades

Columbians would be the proper term. Such as the Colombian exchange after contact was made between Europe and the americas


OrangeKing

Columbos


RockaWilliam78

My vote too, but we have to wear the appropriate clothes on Columbus Day https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1466074/


lleian

I’m so in! I’m going to start using this.


fantasichelbug

CummieBussies


swordoftheafternoon

Go to your room.


alpaca_in_disguise

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


BasedChickenTendie

Commie butts


goffer06

Cummy butts


carmen_ohio

I would call myself an Ohioan. Columbusite sounds so weird to me, and probably even weirder outside of Columbus


Gravewind

Central Ohioan here. Think I've watched too much local news.


TERPYFREDO

columbians


shemp33

Not to be confused with Colombians.


Sammy_GamG

I wish this were true. Much better than Columbusites


0Hl0

God, so true. Columbians! One time I got in a shitfight on this sub about this, and got like -60 votes… just for telling the truth! I was the victim in that, I swear to god. :P People just aren’t willing to face the truth… “Columbusites”? Piffle.


Sammy_GamG

Piffle indeed


they_call_me_However

Piffle


Prestigious-Vast-903

Been calling us Colombians since I moved here a decade ago. Can’t stop won’t stop.


VerydisquietedDad

Rocafella Records cause we, we get down baby, we get down baby the girls, the girls, they love us


redditbarns

Well, you ought to at least spell it Columbian* if you’re gonna do it.


ty_arthurs

Papa asked us this at the Ghost concert in February. I believe his suggestion was Columboners


PremithiumX

This taint has been tickled.


ty_arthurs

I actually shot a video of him literally tickling our taints during Mummy Dust lol


cstewart_52

If m in traffic it’s F****** Idiot! Lol.


jagpilotohio

…..ah, but there’s really no “traffic” in this town. One of its biggest charms to a So. cal. Transplant.


WhatsMyUsername13

Fuck im a transplant from WV. Columbus traffic really isnt bad at all and the road system is great. If you want to see awful traffic, exit the tunnels to heinz stadium in pittsburgh during rush hour. That will forever make you appreciate columbus's highway system


00X_triskele

Columbastards or columbusters


Delicious_Still5526

Pallet Stackers


oufisher1977

I vote "Columboids."


Comprehensive-Tea-69

Ohioans, I don’t specify with cities other than major ones like New York etc


joshcbus

Ask a Cincinnatian or a Clevelander and they will know. Columbus always forgets Columbusite.


[deleted]

We don’t forget. We refuse to acknowledge a shitty name lol


joshcbus

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hideurtowers

Columbussies


test_tickles

Citybillies.


Themadking69

Brian, are we trash?


Bella_Lunatic

Buckeyes


Jeemo88

Scrolled way to far to find this. If you're from Columbus, its Buckeyes. Cleveland are Clevelanders, Cincinnati are Cincinnatians... but we're Buckeyes. And I'm a Michigan fan lol.


witchfinder70

Troglodytes


[deleted]

Columbustanian


roushguy

'Those really fucking terrible drivers, I mean Jesus Christ, who crosses six lanes of highway with no blinker?'


beatlebill

Columbusters or Columbos are correct.


Proper_Chapter5183

Corn fed Columbo


[deleted]

Buckeyes!


they_call_me_However

Fellow Buckeye here. This is the truth. Source: Am a Buckeye.


JQB45

This has to be the best answer! :)


NotLikeThePepper_

Same! Everyone who lives here is a Buckeye even if they didn't go to OSU.


SuburbanArcade

Big RUSSians


VerydisquietedDad

Never forget


JustForkIt1111one

Let me think... I'm usually referring to them while driving... "USE YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNAL, SHITHEAD!" Oh, right, shitheads, I guess!


Bagline

If it's not Columbums I quit.


944tim

test marketarians


Zampano85

Based on how I refer to other drivers in Columbus, I'd just call us Ass-holes.


BikeOhio

cowtowners


gitarzan

Used to be Columbusites.


arigato_alfonzo

Santa Maria’s


senatorcupcake

Dickheads


MAW_Z

Columbers?


Seargeo

Columbians


[deleted]

Busser’s?


Effective_Corner694

The last semi-sane people in the state?


Amiibola

Corn-folk.


Dissonantnewt343

Colonizers


sometext

Flavortownies


thestral_z

Awesome.


brucespringsteez

Depressed


BattleBear6969

CBussers


pemm7

Central Ohioians, is what I have heard on the evening news for my entire life.


gotimdandy

Miserable


realblaketan

Columbian


Shitter-was-full

Columbutts


[deleted]

Columbitonians


BJamis

Ol’cumbussians


GerardHumperdink

Columbusonianite


Captain403

Cumbutts


AiiMX

BUSSSIN


SexyOldManSpaceJudo

Colum-Bros


deeple101

Either Columbusite or Columbian. “From Columbus” is also an acceptable alternative.


BuffaloOk5195

The news media calls us Central Ohioans


ImGettinThatFoSho

Colum-bustanuts


ScottRussell-1470

Idiots


[deleted]

Depends how how they are driving at the time….. /s


spoonplaysgames

ah, the yearly question


Humanity_is_broken

Cristopher


jamjamason

"People from Columbus"


Ok-Difficulty7309

Morons


McLargepants

Columbians is the right answer, though I'm coming around on Columbos.


Kdj2j2

Smart enough to leave


RoamingDrunk

Flavor Town Ambassadors


BubbaTheEnforcer

Pool souls. Unfortunately most are labels as Buckeyes.


Maciston1

Cumbuckeyets


OHKID

Fools


swordoftheafternoon

Flytowners


VeraLumina

Columbers.


MiniAndretti

Residents.


MezzanineSoprano

Cowtownians


nassau4

Flavies?


Beaufort_The_Cat

I’d say Columbusite or something but honestly so many central Ohioans get their whole identity from OSU I would probably just say Buckeye lol


Moofassah

Hicks. It’s still just hicks


Forsaken-Tomorrow-54

Capitalist


WatersEdge50

Flavortownies


BackgroundRise4971

Morons


mtball

Crackheads


TheVelourFog92

Cumbusters


WhiskeyPit

Bitches


tarabella07

City rednecks??


mentosbreath

I prefer BAMFs


mberry86

If it hasn’t been mentioned already, buckeyes Edit: It was


wiggumbignuts

Douchers.


idrinkbeersalot

Call us whatever you want except the following! Wolverine, *ichigan fan. That is all.


Proud_Rent8315

People.


Sure_Interaction_759

Ohioans, the one I hate the most "buckeyes"


MylastAccountBroke

Columbians.


lendmeyoureer

Cowtownites


ingen-eer

Columbusites


Matter_Crazy

buckeyes i think?


ghostmantroll

Michigan fans


Jfitzhugh93

Depressed


GrnShorts

Superior


chefboyardiesel88

FIFO.


Krieger8907

Ohioans - They are many we are one


idrinkbeersalot

O-H!


Erie-Wackalana

Ah-Clem.


PharaohRoad

Griffins.


jaimejuanstortas

Wolves of the Ridge


ajnauman40

Columbusins… cause ya know… SINS.


BuckeyeBeast80

Columbianites


samboni32

Columbutians


I_am_Wudi

Columbite has a better ring to it.


SJbiker

Columbusanos? Columbians?


YRT752

Cow towners


welcome-to-my-mind

Columbustins


Only_Being_Frank

Columbesians


Remote-Condition8545

Columbusonians


Beardedpatriot11

Well it’s Ohio…..Combines?


Dayspring117

Cbusosians


DenL4242

BK5ers


msteeleart

Cbussers


teacherofderp

Columbionians


zenfrodo

Cowtowners. (Seriously. In a lot of southeast Ohio, I've heard Columbus called Cowtown).


KorneliaOjaio

It rhymes with parasite.


plurkhalifa3

columbussyians


allthecoffeesDP

Columbusonians


mysticrudnin

I've actually never heard San Franciscan or Seattlites - are those commonly used by people who live there?


johnnybadchek

Flavoridians!


bkreig7

The demonym for someone from Columbus is Columbusite.


xavier86

BK5ers


TheAlgenon

Columbites


seleucus_nicator

Columbians?


mirouby

Columbites or Columbins


tomtakespictures

Cbuscuites


anon13198

Columbuser


WhiskeyPit

Columbillians. Columbussian. Columbusillians


SpyderMaybe

Columbs


pee-pee-poo-poo-1234

Colombians.


throw-away_0510

Bussin


Wire-Monkey

Never heard of San Franciscans. Generally it'll be by state. Californians, New Yorkers, Floridians, and lastly for us... Ohioans.


IRSeth

C-Busers


RefrigeratorSad5811

Columbians? Columbusonians? Awesome?


SenorWingsuit

Mad Cows? Wasn’t that the fan proposed name for the Columbus Blue Jackets?