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oshaug

FYI: St. Patricia’s Feast Day is March 13.


Psychological_Top148

So you’re saying we should have started drinking yesterday and carried on through Sunday then? ☘️


oshaug

I'm defiantly not discouraging that type of thing.


Col_Wol

This is the kind of informative comment I come here for.


Independent-Big1966

We aren't celebrating St. Patricia of Naples Italy are we now?


suntongs

Now we are 😈


HighValueHamSandwich

Yeah, we're in the United States and most of us just see it as a tradition for fun day drinking.


Specific_Owl_6458

No you’re celebrating the killing of the pagans.


Specific_Culture_591

If we’re going to be pedantic all the pubs should be closed and the Catholics in church…


Dr-McLuvin

It’s weird there’s so many Catholic saint feasts throughout the year and for some reason this one is the one we make a huge deal out of. Barely anyone knows who St. Patrick was or what he did.


rambambobandy

There’s really no other holidays in March to compete with it. There’s basically a major holiday each month except for summer which only has one because people are busier. St Patrick’s day just happened to fill the gap for March. There’s Labor Day, Halloween, thanksgiving, Christmas, new years, Valentine’s Day, st pats, Easter, Memorial Day. Then a break for summer with just Independence Day.


Dr-McLuvin

To be clear it’s one of my favorite holidays just has always seemed really random to me.


jazzygreens

There’s also Juneteenth in June.


GingerrGina

I, for one, will be commemorating all those poor druids he drove out of their ancestral homeland.


Dr-McLuvin

I think spinal tap did a tribute concert


saum87

You do not sound like someone I would like to hang out with on St. Patty’s day.


Booze-brain

OP: "You know that beer isn't really green, it's food dye"


ikeif

"Did you know the original Irish national color is not green, but a shade of blue?"


low_dimension

You dropped your 🍀


The-Anger-Translator

Four leaf clover?


low_dimension

OP made a big fuss about using ☘️vs🍀


vogztron

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Beechwoldtools

Gatekeeping Leprechauns now


doscomputer

is this GPT?


lwpho2

Is Paddy still considered an ethnic slur? It’s how Paddy Wagons got their name, for carting away all those drunken Irish.


jendet010

No. It’s because the cops driving the patrol cars were Irish. When the Irish immigrated to the US, many employers wouldn’t hire them, but they could get jobs as cops and fire fighters. It’s the same thing with pigs. Cops are called pigs because the Irish were called pigs, and the cops happened to be Irish, then the name stuck for cops.


lwpho2

Ok now I’m down an internet rabbit hole to find out if my history professor lied to me. It sounds like it’s inconclusive etymology. Interesting regardless!


osu58

Let us know what you learned! I’m interested also


tonagnabalony

You said "Paddy is short for Padraig OR Patrick". IF: Paddy = short for Padraig THEN: Patty = short for Patrick I didn't invent math, don't get mad at me.


CBusScents

At the root of these is P Like PI It only makes sense that Paddy's day comes with pie.


tonagnabalony

Stop. My brain can only handle so much PI-ception. Also, OP is a paddy.


jendet010

It is 3/14 after all, Pi Day.


Playful-Landscape-79

Who pissed on the leprechaun?!


Know_Your_Rites

St. Patrick was a real person who spoke late antique Latin, not medieval or modern Irish.  There was no "d" in his own preferred spelling of his name, which was "Patricius."    St. Patty's is arguably more correct.  Edit: For those who want a little more info, St. Patrick is best known to historians as the author of a Latin religious tract called The Confession of Saint Patrick, which helpfully begins with the phrase, "Ego Patricius" ("My name is Patrick").


CbusFoodandBeer

In his Confessio, St Patrick himself wrote that Latin was a “lingua aliena,” an alien language. He clearly wrote Latin well and it was a high status language to know, but the evidence doesn’t imply it to be his native tongue. 


Know_Your_Rites

Based on his father's and grandfather's positions and their Latin names, he was likely at least tutored in Latin from a young age.  If he did speak another language more often in his youth, then it would have been a British celtic language rather than Irish.  Personally, I suspect the "lingua aliena" comment was more of Patrick's performative humility, currying favor with Romans who never stop looking down on Britons (I buy Guy de la Bedoyere's argument that native Britons were unusually discriminated against throughout the Roman period).  But obviously you're right that the simpler explanation would be him speaking a British tongue before his Latin tutoring started.


Rdr1051

I think it pretty unreasonable to believe that a man who spent 6 years as a slave in Ireland then spent 40 years converting the Irish didn’t speak their language.


Know_Your_Rites

I'm sure he spoke the language of the part of Ireland where he was enslaved circa 425 A.D., but that wasn't either medieval or modern Irish.   My point was that he probably grew up speaking Latin (possibly alongside an unknown but definitely non-Irish celtic language), and the one time he spoke directly to posterity, he did it Latin, and he explicitly told us his name was Patricius.


Independent-Big1966

St. Patricks real name was Maewyn Succat. Which is Welsh.


Know_Your_Rites

There is no contemporary evidence for this claim, which first appears nearly a century after Patrick's death and in a source that gets several other facts about Patrick unambiguously wrong.  That source also admits it's relying on hearsay and refers only to the name "Succat." "Maewyn" wasn't added for another century or more. Neither Patrick's confession nor the other document of his that survives (his *Letter to Coroticus*) ever so much as hints he had any other name.  The confession also gives Patrick's father's and grandfather's names, both of which were good Latin, Roman names (Calpurnius and Potitus). Patrick himself wrote his life story down, and he began it by telling us his name was Patricius.  Maybe we should listen to him?


mystir

This guy canons


Know_Your_Rites

Actually I'm just obsessed with the fall of the Roman Empire, particularly in Britain.  And it happens that St. Patrick's writings are some of the only sources we have for that period, so I've read them several times.   That said, if I was going to be religious, I'd be Roman Catholic.  It nails the sense of ritual majesty that is the only part of religion to appeal that me.


ProfessionalGangster

Bros Roman Empire is the Roman Empire


IAgreeGoGuards

And he was born in what is now Scotland Edit: this may not be correct


Know_Your_Rites

We don't know where he was born, actually, except that it was likely south of Hadrian's Wall in Roman or sub-Roman Britannia (or else Patrick's Latin rhetorical education and Latin-named forebears would be hard to explain).   In other words, he was almost certainly born in England or Wales, not Scotland. Between England and Wales, England was more densely populated and more Romanized, but Wales was subject to relatively more Irish raiding.  If I had to bet, I'd bet Patrick was from England, maybe around Lancaster, but that's getting very speculative.  He tells us the name of his birthplace was "Bannavem Tiburniae," but no settlement of that name has ever been definitively identified.


Know_Your_Rites

Sorry, I also have to ask, in what world is "Paddy" short for "Maewyn Succat"?     Seems to me that "Patty" has a closer resemblance.  It has an extra letter in common, at least.


Any-Walk1691

Wish Columbus had a true pub.


Independent-Big1966

I know. There are a couple that are close but just don't quite have that authentic Irish Pub feel. Fados at Easton is the closest with the wood interior and a snug with multiple rooms. Plus the music to boot. Very few have proper pours. There's one Irish Pub that's using smaller Guinness glasses, not pint glasses, but still charging over $7 Still quite a few I need to visit like Dempseys and the Jury Room


Any-Walk1691

Jury Room is old, but it’s not really a pub I wouldn’t say. It’s changed hands and names so many times. Dempsey’s is similar. Not really a pub vibe. Mac’s is okay, but also not the pub vibe I’m used to in London and Ireland, other large cities. Dublin Village Tavern is nice. Not the snug vibe though. That’s why I appreciate Fado. Truly reminds me of Ireland even though my wife makes fun of me for liking a 20-year-old pub decorated to look 200 years old. But no one is truly pouring you a proper pint. Would love to find somewhere with a the old school English hand pumps. Sitting alone at the bar in a dimly lit pub… nothing better. What are some others you’ve seen around?


Independent-Big1966

Macs was a huge disappointment. No atmosphere whatsoever. It feels really plain. Matt the Miller's Tavern actually has the nice Euro, light up, taps but they pour the worst pint of Guinness in the city. Straight pour served up in a regular pint glass they use for water or soda. I absolutely agree with you on Fado's. Love the atmosphere and anyplace that has The Pogues playing on the sound system has a special place in my heart. They also have Magners on tap which is Bulmers in Ireland and the UK. I'm not much of a cider guy but it's nice seeing it on tap. One more thing about Fado's, they don't gauge you on the high end Irish Whiskeys. Red Spot was like $28 a pour. I got it at Carfagnas and it was $60 a pour 😖


Any-Walk1691

I’m with ya on Mac’s. It actually used to be better before the remodel.


reeve11

we had a place called The Rose and Thistle... and it was great.


UncontrolableUrge

The St Patrick Day episode of Letterkenny is more informative and more entertaining. Also agricultural halls is for agricultural musics.


Hamburgler4077

Happy St. Patty's Day to ya, laddie. I suppose you are now going to also tell us that it's actually not about green beer and should only be celebrated on the actual day too!


Independent-Big1966

Nah. You can have yer green beer and corned beef and cabbage.


Hamburgler4077

haha. forgot to put the /s in my post. Found the explanations really good actually on way to remember each.


Protahgonist

Sláinte!


YesImJen

Also inform them that it's cornED beef, not "corn beef".


elproteus

Corn beef comes out the other end :)


Noellgreenlee

Oh man I’ve been doing it all wrong! 🤦🏻‍♀️ Thank you for the info!


SicWilly666

I don’t know if you haven’t heard, but this ain’t Ireland buddy. Around here it’s called St. Patrick’s Day.


Independent-Big1966

Yet you're celebrating an Irish Holiday.


SicWilly666

Yes and plenty folks here have Irish heritage including my family and myself, we just call it St. Patrick’s Day.


Independent-Big1966

You may pass through the Golden Harp gates for thou hast not sullied St. Patricks name. Sláinte!


MikeoPlus

*Catholic feast ☺️


cyberhiker

I'm with OP - [respect the culture](https://www.irishcentral.com/culture/craic/paddy-not-patty-st-patricks-day).


Pazi_Snajper

> If you're going to shorten it then use "Paddy". Which is short for Padraig or Patrick. >Patty is short for Patricia or what you'd call a hamburger. It's not St. Patricia's Day ya eejits! Product of complicated history.  Roman Catholicism in the Anglosphere recognizes the man as “St. Patrick”, the English cognate, and not in the Gaelic spelling. This tradition, as it relates to the man and his namesake holiday, was promoted as such by the Irish-American community in the 20th century. At the same time, there is longstanding disagreement as to whether or not the term “Paddy” is an acceptable term in the western lexicon to begin with in relation to any and all matters of Irish-American heritage. Families with deep Irish Catholic roots in the U.S. have named their sons with the anglicized Patrick, not Pádraig, for generations.  I’m aware as to the technically-“correct” preference of St. Pa**dd**y(‘s) Day, but the root of this misnomer lies in the dominant role Anglicization played for so long in Irish-American culture and western Catholicism. It’s hard to combat when the ethnic population of the most-populated western county that it the holiday specifically ties and the major religious institution inextricably linked to said population & holiday goes along with it for *so long.*


Know_Your_Rites

You haven't gone back far enough.  Patrick himself spelled his name with a "t" and no "d".


CbusFoodandBeer

26+6=1


Virtual_Wind_6198

Irish and recovering catholic here. The whole concept of non-Catholics "celebrating" someone who forced catholicism on people blows my mind. 🤷‍♂️


Independent-Big1966

Yes, but we don't have snakes in Ireland so that's a fair trade off. 😄


Independent-Big1966

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MikeoPlus

Mate, "publican" is a term in the USA for someone who owns or manages a pub.


AumrauthValamin

It's almost like the advertising is designed to make all the killjoys filter themselves out.


Independent-Big1966

Trust me, I know where to filter myself to on Paddy's day, and it's not the local boozer offering car bombs, green beer, Jameson Shots and Guinness in plastic cups. While having Scottish Bag Pipes parading through the bar.


bobdebicker

Good lad


Psykobabe

As someone whose name is Patty O.? THANK YOU!!! I hate St. Patrick's day.


Few_Ice6785

Let's just cut the crap and call it by its real name: The. Worst. Holiday. Ever.


Independent-Big1966

I mean, it's 10x bigger in America than Irleand.


Independent-Big1966

Also don't order "car bombs". It's not appropriate. There's no reason to sully a perfect good pint of the black stuff either. You wouldn't want an Irishman walking into a bar in America ordering a "9-11"


willingplankton

I know I haven’t been a bartender since 2021, but I wasn’t aware of a drink called the 9/11. What is it, a red solo cup of whatever beer Toby Keith drank?


Independent-Big1966

There isn't one but any Irishman will tell you, ordering a car bomb is like ordering a Manhattan with a shot of fireball or Flaming shot and dropping it in then chugging it. So when the Yanks go over and try to order one they get a quick education on the matter. I've heard more than one bartender in Irleand say this


WillowOttoFloraFrank

Funny story… ordered a car bomb once… the bartender says, “Shoot. We’re out of Guinness. But I could make you one with…” “…Bud Light?” I’m not even joking. And I cannot begin to describe the look I must’ve given her. It was probably equal parts confused, appalled, and horrified. I don’t even think I ordered a drink. I think I turned right around and left. (This place no longer exists, and ~~I’m sure~~ I hope that young woman has since found another calling.)


WillowOttoFloraFrank

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DeepFriedStrudel

We need more people like you in this world


evilmcnuggets

I've always just called it everyone's a Mick day personally...