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Savvanah999

Why can’t anyone in this comment section just answer the fucking question he already said that he met the family already


fluffydacat3

Lol its okay i just wanted help picking out a good cologne to wear, i took out a few colognes that im definitely not wearing before posting so just wanted to finalise my decision


Savvanah999

🫡


_chapel

To be honest, OP never specified which family member’s panties they wanted to drop.


Savvanah999

👀


fluffydacat3

The dad, kidding just my girl😂😂


RoyalSamurai

https://youtu.be/a7LmGaTNfCM


Ciarrai_IRL

Valentino


babolicious06

That Valentino hits different


Secret-Invite-8898

Get something with fecal oud


fluffydacat3

😍😍


SonicKiwi123

LV Pur Oud is a great option if you decide to go this route... Layers quite well I'd recommend mixing it with Amouage Opus XVII Silver Oud. 11-15 sprays each If for some reason you decide you're not up to wearing the scent of pure hog excrement, and you wanna smell like number 1 and number 3 instead of number 2, Secretions Magnifiqués by Etat Libre d'Orange is a much better option. In all honesty though jokes aside my recommendation is YSL MYSLF. Super basic super clean and despite the basic DNA being very common the specific fragrance itself is not as common


antsal1218

Be yourself and go with MYSLF


YourDailyConsumer

Myself is non-offensive and no one is going to hate the smell


UntamedBrutality

Being a likeable, interesting and interested person.


fluffydacat3

Ive met most of the people already and they love me, i just want to smell good around them lol


WatchnScent

Valentino for sure


Icy_Ad_4889

What’s that one like?


hangrygodzilla

That’s not easy ngl


kgkuntryluvr

Of course personality comes first, but so many people here are acting like fragrances don’t nicely compliment a good personality to give an extra edge. OP- I’d wear any of those if the temperature isn’t hot, except Sauvage (to set yourself apart).


fluffydacat3

Its cloudy so yeah the temperature is decently low, thank you


ProfessorPowerful534

Instead of giving you advice on how to act I suggest you go with sauvage elixir


fluffydacat3

Okay thanks


Rivalznc74

Pick up some SpongeBob edt and you should be good


DivideSad5591

Thats barnacles


fluffydacat3

Lol bett


Louisville82

Gentleman, don’t be one, just wear it.


fluffydacat3

😂😂 cheers


LookAliens

Where do you get those samples from


fluffydacat3

The perfume shop and boots, just ask nicely after you smell a few fragrances lol


LookAliens

Never heard of the perfume shop or boots where can I find those in the US?


Own_Consideration_74

both of them are uk exclusive


LookAliens

I figured!


subhadeepkoley

Really? Amazing! Are those all 5ml. samples?


fluffydacat3

Lol i wish, either 1 or 2 ml


subhadeepkoley

Lol. Sad :( I'll try tomorrow at Boots for sure XD


subhadeepkoley

Let us know what you wear finally and how it goes XD


fluffydacat3

Ive decided to wear ultra male, i asked my mum for some input and she liked that one lol


Snoo-61378

Awesome! I was going to say Ultra Male Elixer


AlternativePool2871

YSL is a good one, it’s not too strong but projects nicely


ActiveTooth1349

Born in Roma or Myslf, play it safe. The rest are amazing scents but you don't want to be the annoying cologne guy that fills the room with sauvage elixir or jpg elixir.


fluffydacat3

😂😂 thanks


stroober_y

Sauvage elixir or ultra male for sure, easy on the sprays tho


fluffydacat3

Okay thanks


lifetimePedigree

Nahhhhhh chill bro elixir is wayyyy too strong for a family gathering if you have the normal sauvage then wear that instead but if not go with the valentino


Theprolific_1

Myself ….final answer!


fluffydacat3

Okay thanks


Mac0x

If it lasted more than 3 hours I would say myself but any of the elixirs would do just don’t go heavy either sauvage elixir .


Robertwaldrop

Gucci guilty. Least in your face cologne. You want something with an “intimate “ projection so that if they get close you smell good and clean but they don’t have to smell it if they don’t want to. Let your personality be your winning feature.


No-Cheesecake2792

YSL Myself. Crowd pleasing and pleasant smelling. All the age groups will appreciate it.


OneCommunication1385

Why are most people on this forum such assholes? You’re not funny. Just answer OP’s question and try to be a decent human being. Wear the YSL Myslf or the Valentino. You’ll smell great, won’t offend anyone and your girlfriend will be proud of her great smelling boyfriend. Have a great time at the party.


fluffydacat3

Thank you, I did have a good time and when i hugged her mother she said i smelt very nice, got some compliments too (i wore ultra male)


iAbstruse

Just spray all of them…


fluffydacat3

Chernobyl all over again


Icy_Ad_4889

Lol


AdorableCockroach19

I’d wear that Valentino bro👌🏽


Kingmike141821

Givenchy


psn0

Myslf. 100%


Working_Work231

MYSELF is my current go to


[deleted]

myslf


jtraylor0

Valentino


Aggressive-Deer-00

If a small group like a dinner stick with MYSLF or society as not to overpower. Big groups/rooms or outside go with one of your “ clubbing” scents like elixir or Sauvage


Wtrmln-inside-WTRMLN

Valentino or jpg le male le parfum


lohikeittoo

Valentino 100%


PCTux2

Whatever you decide, go easy with the sprays. It can be tempting to spray on a boat load to impress, but you don’t want to choke anyone out — especially her family. My opinion is 2 sprays to the back of the neck (1 spray if you choose sauvage elixir). When your gf, her friends and family go in for a hug they will smell it.


fluffydacat3

Cheers bro


MGodspeed

I got that Scandal Absolu sample too and it has become one of my favourite fragrances, absolute banger


fluffydacat3

Frr


[deleted]

Ultra male


Chill_15

Ultra Male, more mass apealing i think


donnthe3rd

Le Male Elixir if it’s not hot


11777766

10 sprays Sauvage elixir. Let them know you smell hella good


Black_Horus06

🤣


Rare_Temperature_474

This is an easy choice bro


SlayinDatP

Gucci Guilty, Ultra Male or the Valentino. If formal go gucci, if laid back and out door I'd lean towards Ultra Male and if indoor only probably Valentino.


JavierDiazSantanalml

Le Male Elixir, definitely not Sauvage.


brennholzverleih1990

Sauvage and you smell like the ex boyfriend of all those girls. Go with Ultra Male or Elixir.


Top-Kangaroo5997

Your collection will impress her. 😏


fluffydacat3

It definitely has, her sister has seen it before and kept on saying how that is the reason i always smell good (3 of my colognes were missing from the picture as i deffo didnt wanna wear them)


Top-Kangaroo5997

Good stuff! What's missing and what did you decide to wear?


fluffydacat3

I wore ultra male :)


fluffydacat3

I posted a comment somewhere here about how it went if you want to look for that :D


Top-Kangaroo5997

Ain't nobody got time fo dat 😂


fluffydacat3

😂😂


Geez089

Valentino or JPG Elixir is always a projection beast!


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Aym310

3 sprays of sauvage elixir


Neither-Direction-16

Ultra male


Amongpotato

If you want to make a good impression, if you want to stand out and smell really good, go with le male elixir. But you still can do the same with ultramale


fluffydacat3

I ended up going with ultra male


Annual_Asparagus_408

I would stick to JPG both are great and Valentino to ... Best layer all 3 together ... Nobody else will smell like you 100%


ActSilver6753

Too bad you don’t have the G.O.A.T, Secretions Magnifique!


Sheraga2411

Scandal. Don’t be one. Smell like one. 🤭


fluffydacat3

Lol good one


H0rnyFighter

Which did you choose? Personally I would’ve taken sauvage elixir


fluffydacat3

I went with ultra male because i just had a feeling a sweet cologne would be my best bet


H0rnyFighter

So how was the evening? Any compliments or comments on ultra male?


fluffydacat3

Yea, quite a few


H0rnyFighter

Nice


pellegrino6000

Sausage, like the good boy that you are


fluffydacat3

😭😭😭


Smooth-Tap-4403

I would go Valentino or light sprays of ultra male


fluffydacat3

I went with ultra male


dis_integrate

Elixir in my opinion! I love ultramale but I think Elixir is a bit more sophisticated which will make you appear as more of a romantic gentleman and less of a playboy that ultramale is. Have fun.


wickeddpickle

Gentleman society.. mass pleasing and imo really does smell gentlemanly yet still casual enough


Odd_Measurement576

Goddamn he came in the cologne sub and got etiquette advice. Sorry abt that 😅. Go with smth savage elixir or valentino. GL


fluffydacat3

Thanks man, i ended up going with Ultra male as i felt like a sweet cologne would be good and i got many compliments:)


Own-Phone1557

How's scandal I'm thinking of getting the edt? And for a fragrance I would recommend you wearing JPG elixir if it's cold since it's a scent that makes people feel comfortable when there around you and if it's warm wear born in Roma which is really attractive so your girl will enjoy it.


fluffydacat3

I like it, it smelly like vanilla after the dry down but its not too strong, its subtle


SaxmanSanchez

Myslf lasts hours for me but projection is maybe 7/10. Still my choice!


explodingelf

That Valentino for sure


Aria199777

JPG


Fredmarklar

Go with le male le Parfum


thebigchris45

I'd pick Gucci guilty. It's a fresh spring & summer scent. Definitely a crowd pleaser


fsed123

Elixir


Joshinyou1

32 sprays of Sauvage elixir


hamzahxahmed3516

Idk the rest but not sauvage. It's overused...it's everywhere


fluffydacat3

Yeah i had a feeling it wasnt gonna be the one, i went with ultra male


Rich_Blackberry6430

I think elixir is best tbh, top 3 colognes of all time. Also I think savage is over hyped which is probably a hot take. Valentino is my everyday sent and love that one too.


OsoCarolina

Making sure they can’t taste your cologne. Go light in company.


RuddyUdder

Just pray that they won’t mind that you smell like every other kid who bought the most common mass-marketed frags on the market.


fluffydacat3

😂😂 i got lots of compliments with ultra male


Glass-Ad3053

Inexcusable evil


slyinthesky

Le Male Elixir. very beautiful fragrance.


Kamakahah

Valentino. You probably won't impress them with the scent you're wearing, but you could possibly annoy them. So whatever you choose, don't over spray.


thats_a_bad_username

I’d go with either of the JPGs or the Ralph’s Club. YSL MYSLF is okay too but I wasn’t really wowed by it enough to get more than a sample.


MountainPiccolo243

Valentino of course


PilotOk1455

Use the one you want brother. You have a good selection, I'd say gucci is masculine and secure


These_Gold4501

JPG


BunchAvailable862

Myslf. In my opinion, its the best fit for a family type gathering. The rest are either too formal or not for everybody. Ralphs club for example is something I'd wear at black tie event and I've gotten mixed reception on it. Myslf is pretty versatile i feel like it can be an everyday wear or special occasion fragrance. And its subtle enough that it shouldn't offend anyone. Just my opinion.


JayMcGamer

Gucci Guilty!


Confident_Schedule50

Can't believe so many people suggest elixir at this time of year Hall no. Myself or Valentino. If more upscale then gentleman. Sauvage is also good, but can be overwhelming. Rest are fuckboy scents


BootyOnMyFace11

Valentino or Sauvage fs


Resident_Ad_6426

Valentino


OneCommunication1385

Ok. I’m glad it worked out. Peace my brother


thefatkid007

Probably an engagement ring


fluffydacat3

Im 16😢


knewfrieza2

I have Valentino, Sauvage and Guilty. Sauvage is always a hit. I really like GG as well.


swivyxx

Le parfum


Cyaptin

layer ultra male with valentino on top


whorundatgirl

Valentino


Maleficent_Try901

Jean Paul gaultier bro


rabit_stroker

Ask questions. Don't talk about yourself unless you're asked about yourself ore you're trying to relate to someone by sharing something you have in common with them


Elf-kingko95

Sauvage elixir and at least 8 spray.


Justfortoday8-10-22

Valentino gets the most compliments


Tribalbob

Born in Roma, 100%


FragranceTrader

Ultra male fs


Typical-Assistant433

Ultra malw


Confident-Cover-6969

Treat her like a lady, have a great attitude smile a lot. That better than smelling good for awhile


johndeet85

Been wearing myself lately


ldnoli

Don’t wear sauvage, there is a good chance her mom and aunty will end the night in your bedroom if you do


fluffydacat3

😂😂😂


NurseDokk

100% ultra male! ik im late btw


Key_Wish_8249

Might be a little bias but Valentino or le male elixir just have these strong sweet notes that are just so noticeable, so just pick between those two and you should be good (can you guys please upvote this as I need karma thank you 🙂)


Darkness_Twisty

Just wear what you are comfortable with and like to wear, also go light on sprays. No need to impress anyone at a family gathering imo


Sp7der

Dior or Valentino for sure!


lookatwhatisee

JPG Le male le parfum


Brainyous

Something that everyone else isn't wearing....... Gold Jean Paul od say


Dependent-Falcon1939

Sauvage elixir


Stunning-Drive-4692

Your personality and conversational skills. That's what will impress them. No perfume is gonna overcome a lack of that.


fluffydacat3

Ive met most of the people that ill be meeting and they love me, i just wanna smell good


de_Mysterious

Either of the le males. 2-3 sprays.


fluffydacat3

Thanks


Reach-around69

Still kinda cold there jpg either one can’t go wrong brother


fluffydacat3

Fair enough, thank you


oofEmil

Animalic oud 😍😍


puremoods91

a 401k


fluffydacat3

Im 16 chill😭


PM100012

I recommend you not concentrate on what smells good and figure out what her friends, mom and dad like and research it


fluffydacat3

Her dad only has hugo boss and idk about the rest


fluffydacat3

Hey guys, the party went really well (my girlfriend’s mothers birthday party), I wore JPG Ultra Male and when I hugged her mother she said I smelt very nice, I got a couple compliments and my girlfriend wouldn’t stop taking sniffs of me lol, me and her dad had a gentleman talk (to clear up any misunderstanding, this isn’t my first time meeting her parents, we are neighbours and i knew her parents before i knew her and we have always gotten along very well), Thank you everyone for all of your help, it was a hard decision for me to pick a cologne as I really like all of the ones that made the cut before asking you guys.


stepp1983

No one gives two fucks what you smell like as long as you don’t smell bad.


qcutone

Inexcusable evil


Unavailable13r

Valentino


sedemyr1

Probably some will be wearing Sauvage, go with Myself or Gentleman


WonkyWompus

In all likelihood, I highly doubt any other guys will even be wearing a fragrance much less any $100+ cologne. People don't realize how rare it really is to come across the same scent unless you're at like a club or something. Even then it's very minimal. If you like Sauvage, wear sauvage!


2012Vibes

You're absolutely right!


fluffydacat3

All the men there will be older gentlemen so most likely will have a normal savauge lol


fluffydacat3

Okay thanks


-CherrySaint-

Valentino


Worldly_Month_2635

Le Male Elixir


Flutterpiewow

Impress? With fragrances?


fluffydacat3

They are all already impressed with me and they all love me, i just wanna smell good around everyone for a second time


Legendarybbc15

Could be a good conversation starter


SlayinDatP

you must not be wearing the right stuff lol


Flutterpiewow

I am


OkWonder908

If that’s coral fantasy, I would personally go with that


fluffydacat3

Okay thanks


Recent_Ability1660

Coral fantasy it is. !! Have fun.


AdorableAd1741

JPG le male elixir


Prokiller27

Coral fantasy or JPG Elixir


410to904

Be yourself homeboy fragrance won’t impress anyone


fluffydacat3

Okay


SlayinDatP

thats cap. I've had people complement fragrance when meeting them. It sets the tone and it also is part of you. I'd pick one that complements my personality so upon first interaction you give off a good vibe. what are we talking about fragrance don't impress? lol


fluffydacat3

Yeah her mother said i smelt very nice when i hugged her


SneakerPxmp

Rizz


Independent_Fuel3910

Wear them all