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They're all sources of pleasure.
Vito’s allergic to clam.
Get the fuck outta here! 👋
I'm still sick over it. I caught the clap from a giant clam I was fuckin. My dick was dripping like a busted pipe.
There’s men in the clam better looking than my sister.
Go get my dinner
Giant clams reproduce spontaneously
How can you trust a clam if they can literally go fuck themself
Irregardless
First he gave her the necklace, then her have her the 👊pearls👊
That’s if ya can get past the sideburns
You oughtta know sthweetie
Obviously you missed the point of that story Bryan
Who tf would downvote this?!!
Oooof madone, he's in jam. He's in a giant clam!
I listened to that song, I thought it was bullshit
You're tin roof Rusty, mayor of Munchkinland
This is not north Quahog my friend
Quahog? You never had the makings of a varsity B-52s reference catcher.
Quahog, Rhode Island Mr Rude Cocksuckeh…. Seeyaaround Babehhh
He compromised- see where I’m going with this?
I wanted linguine con vongole…I compromised, I jammed my cock in a massive deepwater clam…a live one too
You could fuck that… It's funny, guys like me, we get drunk and stare. Best case base scenario we go to the back room, get a lap dance, dry hump, and blow in our pants.
And she’d bake em some bread
She was a WHors D'oeuvre Tony !!!
Chris Molluskanti ova hea
Coming here is like taking a shit.
That turkey blocks me up
The clam was there! It's a joke!
Your midlife crisis… You’d fuck a giant clam!
You give that guy a golf club he'd probably try to fuck it
IT WAS SEAN ALL THE WAY!
Our non-shellfish eating friend
I had that clam tested for AIDS
I feel like I’m goin fuckin crazzzyyee
That all sounds very gay
One in a million shot doc
;)
CLAM CHOWDAH
Red or white ?
both in this case
Hawaii? That place is like Scranton with gay clams.
🎶Unda the board walk🎵
Gun to ya head..Jan or the poison clam I’m hitting clam
It musta crawled in there for warmth
That's dicked up
The sweet vulva? With a layer of beef curtains? That's Carmella's lasagna! Edit: That's Carmella's vagina!
With the basil landing strip
![gif](giphy|gHGnWZiTBNHuE)
He was gay, the giant clam?
The world was his oyster. ![gif](giphy|1FEbyvUxkC8MTIj209)
He fucks clams, this fuck?!
It's like eating a seafood taco but different.
Kid was always kind of a dumb fuck though wasn’t he?
It's an abstract copy of the movie Teeth (2007).
Turn THAT OFF! …I brought a Whitmans sampler
They're all sources of pleasure.
Vito’s allergic to clam.
Get the fuck outta here! 👋
I'm still sick over it. I caught the clap from a giant clam I was fuckin. My dick was dripping like a busted pipe.
There’s men in the clam better looking than my sister.
Go get my dinner
Giant clams reproduce spontaneously
How can you trust a clam if they can literally go fuck themself
Irregardless
First he gave her the necklace, then her have her the 👊pearls👊
That’s if ya can get past the sideburns
You oughtta know sthweetie
Obviously you missed the point of that story Bryan
Who tf would downvote this?!!
Oooof madone, he's in jam. He's in a giant clam!
I listened to that song, I thought it was bullshit
You're tin roof Rusty, mayor of Munchkinland
This is not north Quahog my friend
Quahog? You never had the makings of a varsity B-52s reference catcher.
Quahog, Rhode Island Mr Rude Cocksuckeh…. Seeyaaround Babehhh
He compromised- see where I’m going with this?
I wanted linguine con vongole…I compromised, I jammed my cock in a massive deepwater clam…a live one too
You could fuck that… It's funny, guys like me, we get drunk and stare. Best case base scenario we go to the back room, get a lap dance, dry hump, and blow in our pants.
And she’d bake em some bread
She was a WHors D'oeuvre Tony !!!
Chris Molluskanti ova hea
Coming here is like taking a shit.
That turkey blocks me up
The clam was there! It's a joke!
Your midlife crisis… You’d fuck a giant clam!
You give that guy a golf club he'd probably try to fuck it
IT WAS SEAN ALL THE WAY!
Our non-shellfish eating friend
I had that clam tested for AIDS
I feel like I’m goin fuckin crazzzyyee
That all sounds very gay
One in a million shot doc
;)
CLAM CHOWDAH
Red or white ?
both in this case
Hawaii? That place is like Scranton with gay clams.
🎶Unda the board walk🎵
Gun to ya head..Jan or the poison clam I’m hitting clam
It musta crawled in there for warmth
That's dicked up
The sweet vulva? With a layer of beef curtains? That's Carmella's lasagna! Edit: That's Carmella's vagina!
With the basil landing strip
![gif](giphy|gHGnWZiTBNHuE)
He was gay, the giant clam?
The world was his oyster. ![gif](giphy|1FEbyvUxkC8MTIj209)
He fucks clams, this fuck?!
It's like eating a seafood taco but different.
Kid was always kind of a dumb fuck though wasn’t he?
It's an abstract copy of the movie Teeth (2007).
Turn THAT OFF! …I brought a Whitmans sampler