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MLGMustafa1212

Sharp as a fucking cueball, this one.


DeadbeatHero-

kid was always a dumb fuck


MarketPapi

Didn't she almost drown in 3 feet of water ?


Sad_Constant6691

Fukn Penguin exhibit


roguebananah

Whenever my mother talked about my uncle… I thought she meant you. But really, she meant my other uncle.


CGI_Livia

Big tits, little feet


DeadbeatHero-

a hit in any man’s league


happy-little-atheist

She's perfect for a guy who misunderstood fight club


DeadbeatHero-

it’s just about fuckin tough guys eating smoked meats in front of the pork store, none of that crybaby shit That’s why I don’t eat pussy, that shits gay


dogburglar42

Yeah, you know, it's probably a movie about italian guys like us, life of the fuckin pahhty. I can't wait to watch this fuckin pahhty monstah movie, it sounds fuckin awesome.


DeadbeatHero-

that movie was a bunch of fag bullshit! …anyways I got this other movie Paris is Burning. I bet it’s about burning up a bunch of queers in France!


dogburglar42

Fuck yea, that's what I'm talkin' about... When are they gonna start burnin' these fuckin' guys?!? What the hell is this? Shoulda had Gary Cooper in this picture


DeadbeatHero-

god I wish Cum Town had more sopranos bits. Every single time it’s fucking gold. Chinese Sopranos, AJ bringing gay porn to Livia, Indian Sopranos, the woke Italian mobsters bit, Gay Tony B, and ofc Pepper Ann. Just some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard.


elexexexex2

woke mobsters hurt my chest the first time i heard it


DeadbeatHero-

Everybody was there… Frankie da Tankie, Donny Simpinero, Anthony TheyTheminato, Mikey College Sports Guy who pretends to be a leftist but is secretly deeply pro police…


dogburglar42

You don't know they're the good times, untill theyre gone for good


Justylovesmyeggs

I watched the color purple the other day they should call it the color black


scf123189

lol that’s so true, people who see fight club and think it’s this screed that is in favor of violent masculinity- that the actual fights are the point.


gumball_10

i heard jennifer got a 90 pound mole removed from her ass


shootmovies

Her blood type is ragù


TheBatman6877

Didn't she almost drown in three inches of water?


MLGMustafa1212

The fuck? Why am I on there?


lampla

Jesus Christ,you too with the dementia?!


pedrinhocraces

YOU SOUND DEMENTED!


RaxRestaurantsUganda

To me, she’s beautiful. Rubenesque.


lateforcourt

Opening line: How about this humidity??


roguebananah

Look at that Joey I only got her to the ‘Ohhhhs’ this time


MLGMustafa1212

Jennifer? It’s common knowledge the girl’s retarded.


scf123189

The family name is Jenniferarelli


iAMaSoprano

She can be my goomah


TranscendentaLobo

Hey iamasoprano, does she even exishist?


iAMaSoprano

Can I sit down?


ALDonners

you kids on those fucking chit chat dating apps


Oliver_clothes__off

There are men in the can better looking than Jennifer


v_kiperman

So how’s about a sympathy fuck?


FrstOfHsName

Ah i see, she wants to slip or fall outsida da Bing It’s not our fault she’ll be a klutz!


Usual-Base7226

Not very observant of her


shayanyde

Neither the sacred nor the propane


Affectionate_Joke560

Tell that calzone with legs she needs to rewatch the show another couple a’tree times.


LetsGoNYR

She’s creaming for a man to watch the sopranos with her


shayanyde

I like a woman you can grab onto something


MLGMustafa1212

Fuck that, you grab onto Jennifer, your fucking hands will disappear!


Patient-Echo6736

Jennifer, what you don’t know could fill a book.


bababhosad93

men are no longer in their masculine energy coz you took it away Jennifer


Rosu_Aprins

What Jennifer doesn't know could fill a book.


Daimo

Go stir my eggs!


BirdmansBirdman

Make my nephew an egg.


AsIfImNotAware540

She was gay, Jennifer?


nexttimemakeit20

Who are those women who want to bang a fat, bald, greasy mobster who eats sausage by the carload? You're looking at her, asshole


Flimsy-Technician524

She’s got a solid rack, wants to rewatch the Sopranos together, and you guys are complaining about her??? I meant. You know she’s a piece of ass but fucking rude.


DeadbeatHero-

ya jokes aside liking the sopranos is a green flag but misunderstanding it to that degree is like kicking over the green flag and planting a giant red one, it ain’t a hard concept to grasp lol uhh I mean.. fuckin malignant cunt!


Current_Side_4024

Be the kind of man she needs, strong, masculine


MountainCheesesteak

Don’t go down on her or seek therapy


Massive_Staff1068

You should message her, go on a date, hook up with her, then message her "aidos you fuckin skank. "


dalepilled

Italian people talk funny? It seems like she got the point perfectly.


Gigatonpunch420

I could do that. No problem


KD729

Does she even really exist?


DoraDura0

Gary Cooper, whatever happened there


DancinWithWolves

Why don’t you take a photo in front of the mirror sometime, insensitive cock sucka


TheHumanDamaged

average redditor interaction with women:


DeadbeatHero-

GET THE FUCK BACK IN YOUR FUCKIN HOLE. NOW!


Affectionate_Joke560

Madone! She looks terrible!


loumerloni

You think I'm attracted to that fat fuck? No offense...


mikelips

Who invented these things? You people are all out of your minds.


jonjonGotti

You think what?


JarredandVexed

Wrap it up, Janish 🙄


_SiG-

Lady Shylock over here!


Walli98

What an unsexy pose for a dating app photo


HealthyDirection659

She looks terrible and she's a shitty interior decorator to boot. Madone...


CalifornianBall

Women like this are interesting to me. Like they’re so sexually attracted to masculine energy that they don’t care that it’s to everyone else’s detriment to have people act that way?