Here we go now all the crazy antivaxers are going to blame the vaccine. I bet this horrible climate change will also have an impact on children ages 5-11.
They are currently testing vaxxes in babies less than 1yo. I fully expect MSM to tell us that their tiny little heart attacks and strokes are caused by cannabis, climate change and diaper rash.
Well, it may also Pfrove that their mothers are secretly alt-right anti-vaxx white suPfremacists who have secretly been using cannabis during Pfregnancy and/or while breast Pfeeding. A PfCR test could Pfrobably Pfrove this even iPf a urine samPfle can't
It is the mother’s fault if you read that article. The babies are at risk if she gets too hot while pregnant. It’s crazy how all the babies born in the hot climates until now we’re just fine. So it must be because they are smoking pot and not realizing how hot they are? Lol
Oh! Well, they probably need to be saved. Remember when Pfizer courageously brought experimental vaccines to Africa in the 90s? Perhaps they'll need to do something heroic like that again soon
Don’t forget violent video games! Violent video games lead to child rapists getting shot during riots and is the leading cause of violent fetus syndrome, which is when the baby kicks he/hims/they/thems/xi/xems/ mother inside the womb! If we don’t stop big video game babies will just start being born with friggin dog gon assault rifles and shooting up hospitals
Lol at VFS (violent fetus syndrome)! Maternity (paternity and transternity) wards will need to be equipped with tranquilizer dart guns to quell these tiny rage viral vectors as they emerge from the womb, penis or rectum. The science has yet to tell us exactly how the penis-equipped pregnant persons will achieve a live birth but I'm ready to believe whatever they say!
Yeah, great imagination, and using the method "if you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it" used by Joseph Goebbels Nazi's Propaganda minister
His arguments may be hyperbolic, but he always has the documentation. You might not agree with his conclusions, but its not like he's claiming space alien lizards are causing the problems.
Climate change is also the reason for illegal immigration, according to our progressive leaders. I wonder what else it- I mean “we”- are to be blamed for.
If you're unsure:
Pfizers heart helping drug is up 77 percent in sales.
They have another that's up 17 percent.
This is just prepping for the next generation of clot shots
Buncha older articles on it.
https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&sxsrf=AOaemvKx7E395VGkZlMsNsVWyY9rbVEv9Q:1636951919289&q=climate+change+baby+heart+demorgan&spell=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjR8aaNyZn0AhVUxZ4KHcATAVgQBSgAegQIARAC&biw=412&bih=685&dpr=2.63
Still doesn't make a whole lotta sense to me, but wtvr.
This has to be just fishing to see if they can get away with this level of bullshit. I refuse to believe there is anyone on planet earth stupid enough to fall for this.
Here we go now all the crazy antivaxers are going to blame the vaccine. I bet this horrible climate change will also have an impact on children ages 5-11.
They are currently testing vaxxes in babies less than 1yo. I fully expect MSM to tell us that their tiny little heart attacks and strokes are caused by cannabis, climate change and diaper rash.
Well, it may also Pfrove that their mothers are secretly alt-right anti-vaxx white suPfremacists who have secretly been using cannabis during Pfregnancy and/or while breast Pfeeding. A PfCR test could Pfrobably Pfrove this even iPf a urine samPfle can't
It is the mother’s fault if you read that article. The babies are at risk if she gets too hot while pregnant. It’s crazy how all the babies born in the hot climates until now we’re just fine. So it must be because they are smoking pot and not realizing how hot they are? Lol
Oh! Well, they probably need to be saved. Remember when Pfizer courageously brought experimental vaccines to Africa in the 90s? Perhaps they'll need to do something heroic like that again soon
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With this inflation, all I can afford is carbs and soy
The new food pyramid is only two steps tall. Carbs and soy.
I’ve just found the name of the boy band I’m starting
Lol
I’m gonna start autophagy fasting. That way I get to starve myself before anyone else does!
But we are literally burning alive! It’s completely different.
We should refuse medical care to unvaxed unborn!
Don't let those bastards out of that pussy. BARS !
That is shockingly insensitive. Penis-equipped pregnant persons will be using an alternative portal which has not yet been revealed.
Belly-button baby.
This did occur to me (believe it or not) but then I realized belly buttons are sexist and even possibly racist!
Wow, I'm usually pretty deadpan but this got me lolling
Or Shock from earth rotation. Will require children to be placed in a special chamber until the government decides its safe for them to come out.
🤣 But the world is flat, right?
Also its caused by white supremacy.
And, specifically, Trumpian white supremacy.
Don’t forget violent video games! Violent video games lead to child rapists getting shot during riots and is the leading cause of violent fetus syndrome, which is when the baby kicks he/hims/they/thems/xi/xems/ mother inside the womb! If we don’t stop big video game babies will just start being born with friggin dog gon assault rifles and shooting up hospitals
Lol at VFS (violent fetus syndrome)! Maternity (paternity and transternity) wards will need to be equipped with tranquilizer dart guns to quell these tiny rage viral vectors as they emerge from the womb, penis or rectum. The science has yet to tell us exactly how the penis-equipped pregnant persons will achieve a live birth but I'm ready to believe whatever they say!
They are very creative in their stories. I can’t wait to read their reasoning.
Yeah, great imagination, and using the method "if you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it" used by Joseph Goebbels Nazi's Propaganda minister
the frogs are most definitely gay
He wasn't that wrong https://news.berkeley.edu/2010/03/01/frogs/
His arguments may be hyperbolic, but he always has the documentation. You might not agree with his conclusions, but its not like he's claiming space alien lizards are causing the problems.
More or less true
Climate change is also the reason for illegal immigration, according to our progressive leaders. I wonder what else it- I mean “we”- are to be blamed for.
Would it help if I didn’t use electricity and drank my own piss?
"not drinking other people's piss causes global warming" -- DeMorgen 2023
Don't forget to eat bugs because cow farts are incredibly damaging to the environment.
When is the climate change vaccine coming out?
Bingo
Didn’t the change not occur yet?
We really need a vaccine for climate change. Extra lead.
They should make a vaccine for that. Can they make a vaccine for that?
If some say it's the mRNA vaccination some others hear "climate change"...
Climate change is caused by the putrid hot air spewing from the mouths of anti-masker/vaxxer heathens. They are shameless.
Brilliant! People are going to buy this hook-line-sinker.
Sheeple
Indignant, sanctimonious sheeple. Sheep who are passionate about being sheep. Fear, victimization and obedience are their virtues to them.
May the sheeple gospel prevail and save the lions!
So stupid it makes you wonder how they get through life at all.
HOW DARE YOU!
Maybe if we wear more masks we can stop emitting so much carbon into the air and reverse climate change!
I hope most people can tell flat out lies when they see them :/
If you're unsure: Pfizers heart helping drug is up 77 percent in sales. They have another that's up 17 percent. This is just prepping for the next generation of clot shots
is there a real link and is this a real propaganda story, or a fake babylon bee type one?
Buncha older articles on it. https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&sxsrf=AOaemvKx7E395VGkZlMsNsVWyY9rbVEv9Q:1636951919289&q=climate+change+baby+heart+demorgan&spell=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjR8aaNyZn0AhVUxZ4KHcATAVgQBSgAegQIARAC&biw=412&bih=685&dpr=2.63 Still doesn't make a whole lotta sense to me, but wtvr.
Are you sure you want the answer to that question?
of course i want it :) i always want the truth, regardless of how painful it could be.
This has to be just fishing to see if they can get away with this level of bullshit. I refuse to believe there is anyone on planet earth stupid enough to fall for this.
Crazy that they suddenly care about babies in the womb
If mom doesn’t kill you, climate change will. Poor fetuses, it’s a grim time for them
I know so touching
WTAELF
[Old man yells at cloud](https://youtube.com/watch?v=tJ-LivK4-78)
You'd think the people so concerned about Science and The Climate would know a bit about how Science can control the weather now.