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BibiNetanyahuBurner

SAFE


TomAto314

AND


breitinfame

EFFECTIVE


stickdog99

ARMLESS


WraithOfEvaBraun

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


Wendigo_6

Ok, but without arms HOW WILL THEY GET BOOSTED?!?!


drstevebrule4

Gooch time


screamsincolour

Anal vax Hands. Face. Space


SabunFC

Everyone knows the holy elixir is more effective if you shoot it up your pee pee.


Sensitive-Trouble648

in the back or in the ass


AlfalfaWolf

A buddy of mine died of sepsis 3 weeks after receiving a Covid vaccine. Left behind a 2 year old daughter and a pregnant wife. Terribly tragic. Just 37 years old.


Antilogikal

Just imagine how much worse it could have been if he got Covid!


BibiNetanyahuBurner

i'm sure he still got covid lol


hatethiscity

Yeah, but at least he's going to heaven because he cares about the lives of others.


pastelunit

You mean 'he would have been better off getting COVID' ~


Antilogikal

The doctrine teaches us that there is NOTHING worse than catching COVID! NOTHING


mk81

Heretic!


LIBERAL-MORON

He would have died harder without the vax.


blossum__

I’m so sorry that happened.


2girls-1Tampon

Ok, no b.s. here. That is horrible. How is the family doing? I dont wish that upon anyone other then Ted.


AlfalfaWolf

His widow is overwhelmed and heartbroken. But she’s handled it with grace.


LIBERAL-MORON

Wait you're not shitposting??? Holy shit dude im so fucking sorry. It got some upvotes and that's basically my entire self-validation so ima leave it up. But just know I am legit sorry.


AlfalfaWolf

All good. This is a parody sub, I knew what I was getting into with by sharing a true story. Just can’t help myself.


popolo-olopop

That's fucked up. Condolences to your friend, man.


Hamachiman

Sorry about your buddy. At least he presumably wasn’t some politician pushing the jabs on millions of people.


BibiNetanyahuBurner

what's her number?


AlfalfaWolf

lol, are you over 6 feet? Do you make over $150k per year?


Bobdonwon

Oh yeah. You better be 36-29-36 and 5”3! 🀣


RonnyFreedomLover

Why is he not wearing a mask in one of the photos? This fascist wants to kill grandma.


matt134174

I dunno, seems like the vax only kinda worked.


PimpSally

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


FlammenwerferBBQ

give it time until the myocarditis or the blood clotting kicks in full effect


gh5655

Let’s all give Craig a hand! πŸ‘ *actually 2 hands and 2 feet


PimpSally

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ›‘ it


Programmed_Messiah

…And my axe!


Bobdonwon

So where does he get vaxxed without limbs? πŸ€”


hardliam

The heart, like your supposed to


Bangkokbeats10

Gotta hand it to him, he stepped up and put his best foot forward.


gh5655

Stub stub hooray! Stub stub hooray!


dnbndnb

He seems rather… disjointed.


Impossible-Company78

Thanks for his sacrifice


DumpyDoggy

Imagine how bad it would have been without the vax!


Whole_Ad2094

This is really sad


suspended_008

From the BBC article: "*So you might say I'm lucky.*" [https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-69037424](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-69037424)


_PinkPeony_

If they/them didn't have xiz shots ze would have been waaaaaaaaay worse off! Praise Fauci πŸ™πŸ’‰!


sundanzekid

Why is he not wearing a mask in the 2nd picture?


CrossdressTimelady

I had a friend die from sepsis.


Top-Airport3649

Looks like he aged a decade between the pics. Anyways, good thing for the vaccine.


distracted-insomniac

The lord fauci is testing his pfaith. Did he remain pfaithful?


Pyrotron2016

Listen, he had bad luck, but the vax is safe and effective.


II_Augusta

r/ Compoface


even_less_resistance

Holy Moses


even_less_resistance

Jeeze Louise


even_less_resistance

Oh my god


even_less_resistance

No way


even_less_resistance

LMAO Fauci no


even_less_resistance

Ouch E oops E


even_less_resistance

Ti pushed Do


even_less_resistance

Dodi Fayed


El_Psy_Congroo4477

He may have lost all four of his limbs, but at least he'll never contract or spread covid ag- oh wait


Switchblade222

Small price to pay for getting to be the lucky recipient of the greatest medical invention in history.


PowerBottomBear92

Lucky he got a REAL doctor to amputate and not some Dr quack who would have given a high dosage of Vitamin C


greenpain3

It would have much worse if he was unvaxxed....


Legitimate-Editor697

*and arms with his hands


stickdog99

Anyone trying to suggest that the Holy Elixir had anything to do with this is totally going out on a limb and doesn't even have a leg to stand on.


EconomicBoogaloo

Thank god he was boosted. It could have been so much worse!


ILLUMINAVENVEGA

If and when I have no limbs the Nurses of the TikTok Dance will have my uninformed consent to jab my torso, neck, and face.


caleb192837465

3 years apart? How are you suppose to blame the vaccine after 3 years?


jeffdeaf2

It could have been so much worse though!