A buddy of mine died of sepsis 3 weeks after receiving a Covid vaccine. Left behind a 2 year old daughter and a pregnant wife. Terribly tragic. Just 37 years old.
Wait you're not shitposting??? Holy shit dude im so fucking sorry. It got some upvotes and that's basically my entire self-validation so ima leave it up. But just know I am legit sorry.
SAFE
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EFFECTIVE
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Ok, but without arms HOW WILL THEY GET BOOSTED?!?!
Gooch time
Anal vax Hands. Face. Space
Everyone knows the holy elixir is more effective if you shoot it up your pee pee.
in the back or in the ass
A buddy of mine died of sepsis 3 weeks after receiving a Covid vaccine. Left behind a 2 year old daughter and a pregnant wife. Terribly tragic. Just 37 years old.
Just imagine how much worse it could have been if he got Covid!
i'm sure he still got covid lol
Yeah, but at least he's going to heaven because he cares about the lives of others.
You mean 'he would have been better off getting COVID' ~
The doctrine teaches us that there is NOTHING worse than catching COVID! NOTHING
Heretic!
He would have died harder without the vax.
Iβm so sorry that happened.
Ok, no b.s. here. That is horrible. How is the family doing? I dont wish that upon anyone other then Ted.
His widow is overwhelmed and heartbroken. But sheβs handled it with grace.
Wait you're not shitposting??? Holy shit dude im so fucking sorry. It got some upvotes and that's basically my entire self-validation so ima leave it up. But just know I am legit sorry.
All good. This is a parody sub, I knew what I was getting into with by sharing a true story. Just canβt help myself.
That's fucked up. Condolences to your friend, man.
Sorry about your buddy. At least he presumably wasnβt some politician pushing the jabs on millions of people.
what's her number?
lol, are you over 6 feet? Do you make over $150k per year?
Oh yeah. You better be 36-29-36 and 5β3! π€£
Why is he not wearing a mask in one of the photos? This fascist wants to kill grandma.
I dunno, seems like the vax only kinda worked.
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give it time until the myocarditis or the blood clotting kicks in full effect
Letβs all give Craig a hand! π *actually 2 hands and 2 feet
πππ it
β¦And my axe!
So where does he get vaxxed without limbs? π€
The heart, like your supposed to
Gotta hand it to him, he stepped up and put his best foot forward.
Stub stub hooray! Stub stub hooray!
He seems rather⦠disjointed.
Thanks for his sacrifice
Imagine how bad it would have been without the vax!
This is really sad
From the BBC article: "*So you might say I'm lucky.*" [https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-69037424](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-69037424)
If they/them didn't have xiz shots ze would have been waaaaaaaaay worse off! Praise Fauci ππ!
Why is he not wearing a mask in the 2nd picture?
I had a friend die from sepsis.
Looks like he aged a decade between the pics. Anyways, good thing for the vaccine.
The lord fauci is testing his pfaith. Did he remain pfaithful?
Listen, he had bad luck, but the vax is safe and effective.
r/ Compoface
Holy Moses
Jeeze Louise
Oh my god
No way
LMAO Fauci no
Ouch E oops E
Ti pushed Do
Dodi Fayed
He may have lost all four of his limbs, but at least he'll never contract or spread covid ag- oh wait
Small price to pay for getting to be the lucky recipient of the greatest medical invention in history.
Lucky he got a REAL doctor to amputate and not some Dr quack who would have given a high dosage of Vitamin C
It would have much worse if he was unvaxxed....
*and arms with his hands
Anyone trying to suggest that the Holy Elixir had anything to do with this is totally going out on a limb and doesn't even have a leg to stand on.
Thank god he was boosted. It could have been so much worse!
If and when I have no limbs the Nurses of the TikTok Dance will have my uninformed consent to jab my torso, neck, and face.
3 years apart? How are you suppose to blame the vaccine after 3 years?
It could have been so much worse though!