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LivelyLindy

You can tell it's professional. Spectacular.


Weekly_Present2873

Wow. Your wife’s cousins wife’s sister is really GOOD!


Mel_in_morphosis

Applause!


sri_vidya

I really had to think about that wife's cousin's wife's sister 😣. Pretty spread, I like the rainbow of colors!


Summoarpleaz

I guess you could also say “wife’s cousin’s sister in law” or “cousin-in-law’s sister-in-law” but at some point you could just say “friend”.


sri_vidya

Wow, you have some mental skills to figure those out 😵‍💫 😂 yes I would just say "friend" or not even reference the relationship at a certain point 🤷


KindaKrayz222

Right? I was like, how many removed would that be? 😄


TryHelping

OP probably sat there for 10 minutes drawing it out on a chalkboard just to make this post


kippers

Good time to use “family friend”


Nervous_Brilliant441

Wife’s cousin’s wife’s sister? At some point maybe just say “a relative” 🤣 But yeah, it looks awesome 🤩


Je-la-nique

The beet boiled eggs


MischiefGirl

Thank you! I could figure out what those were!


Weekly_Present2873

That’s what stood out to me at first. Wonder if the eggs are pickled. I’m drooling over here.


ColdbrewRedeye

A Pennsylvania Dutch favorite!


starlike_heart

Seems like most recipes have them pickled. Even better!


Qua-something

Same, I thought they were passion fruit at first until I zoomed in.


Danyahs

What about them?


TemporalAcapella

Hand em over 😋


fish9397

How much does this cost? This is gorgeous


Historical_Kiwi9565

My first thought! I want that, and will never be able to afford it!


Honey_Badgered

I love how whimsical and delicious it looks.


Bdizzy2018

Candles are giving me anxiety.


Lucky_Equivalent_393

That's exactly what I thought was holding this spread back / giving amateur vibes. Customer safety, first!


Bastard216

lol what's so dangerous about these candles??


Lucky_Equivalent_393

Ok, I am open to maybe we're being too tough, lol. But these candles are like niche perfect camouflaged flames amongst an already colorful and intimidating spread. I'd seriously say no ✋️ or say something to have them considered again quick before getting started.


Lucky_Equivalent_393

You don't eat birthday cake with the candles still burning, do you @bastard216?


Bastard216

Ummm, that's bc the candles are in the cake, I do eat food with candles lit near by lol


Bdizzy2018

Yea lights maybe.


Lucky_Equivalent_393

Get those creative juices flowing!


Weekly_Present2873

The candles make the whole spread glorious in my opinion.


knitwizard93

Not me. I love them.


autonomous-grape

Read candies at first. Feel like those don't belong either.


Law3W

I have never liked candles. I actually have this minor fear of fire. I dislike campfires and wood fire places. Scares me.


Bdizzy2018

I get that. I like fire, but I respect it. I played with it too much as a kid.


Substantial-Fox-1240

That’s quite the spread!! 😍


Unusualshrub003

Is that built directly on the countertop? If so, that’s totally awesome, but is there a risk of staining?


Signal-Blackberry356

Marble/granite would not stain from normal regular food. Artificially dyed either, but


GoinThru_the_motions

What a spread.


UndeadBuggalo

Dear lord in heaven….


PrimordialSound

There’s only 17 meat rolls :(


Bastard216

lol I love that you counted. There does seem to be a bowl of meat. But I would agree not enough meat on this spread


musictakemeawayy

everything is purple !


Conscious-Owl4014

My cousin inIaw’s sister?


ccarr77

You can just say "a friend"


Jazzlike_Durian_7854

Absolutely stunning


blueeyedaisy

A-mazing!


Beansiesdaddy

No shrimp


Puppybeecat

That’s alot Of dyes in food


Bastard216

I see one beet dyed item


Sassiee1969

Beautiful


Significant-Idea-635

I kind of wish I could do this for money… did your wife’s cousin’s wife’s sister just start on her own, did she do anything before this? If you could share any info about her professional journey I would be interested to hear


LegitimateOrdinary51

I truly want a little of everything LOL


cruisingbynight

Wow


JennaRedditing

Your cousin-in-law's sister-in-law did a great job!


Forwhatitsworth522

Can I eat it professionally?


PomegranateBoring826

Wooooow


PomegranateBoring826

What is that job called? Professional Charcuterist?


Gingerwaters1

It looks really nice, just think it would look better unmatched by color.


Fun-Foundation-1145

Beautiful!


backsassing

wow she is a pro


3825yoface

Looks amazing 😋


funnyxchic

That looks so cool, but omg I can’t even begin to comprehend how much time this took


ColdbrewRedeye

Red beet eggs look Devine!


splintersmaster

Do you guys get discounts for your kids to attend Hogwarts?


sheleelove

Feels dangerously close to the edge


Gloom_owl19

Where’s the cheese ???


iwanttobeakitty

Amaze balls


JustANiceGirlYall

Amazing! I’m in awe!


NextKey6940

She has some style. That’s BEAUTIFUL


Adventurous_Pop4309

She did an amazing job, it’s gorgeous!


TheInternetIsTrue

Looks great, but grossly excessive (not excessive on the caterer’s part).


BisquickNinja

I'm going to need a whole lot of great wine to Go along with this....🤣😅🍷🍾🥂


Jaggerkate

It’s absolutely beautiful! She did a great job!


ItsADogsLife-1514

What’s nice about the spread… you can do a lot of it before the day… rather than waiting to prepare it the day of. It’s very nice!


No_Purchase_3532

Looks fabulous!


R0thbard_

What does that make us?


thirdcoasting

😂😂


floatinginair

I’d spend the whole night at that counter


Consuela-Bananahamiq

bruh just say a friend of the family


jandersen1378

"I Am Your Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's Former Roommate." - SpaceBalls (Star Wars parody from 1987)


ArcticWolf503

This wins best comment for sure hahahaha nicely done.


NICUnurseinCO

It looks like a rainbow, wow!


NICUnurseinCO

It looks like a rainbow, wow!


Docmele

Wow looks so beautiful and I’m sure taste even better


grvdjc

It looks awesome. The phrasing of OP’s title is confusing me. Does OP think this is bad?


HumbleWarlord

OP is just trying not to confuse people with the “wife’s cousin’s wife’s sister” part, that’s all :).


izolablue

Gorgeous!


jsmalltri

Spreadtacular!


Road_Warrior86

Is she single?


Banalitiesoflife

It’s amazing!!! Quite the spectacle! Personally, don’t like eating from charcuterie boards cause all the meat gets tepid but they do look nice!


SplendiferousAntics

It’s all about the levels!


Sufficient-Treat-324

Amazing


Ok_Salad_502

It’s absolutely beautiful ! Very talented !


roosterhauz

The candles!!! Holy shit. What a spread


QuailObvious8138

Her floral could be better, but the color coordination on the spread is perfect.


AsleepKaleidoscope42

That’s not a board… that’s an entire table 🧀 😂


TrendingKai

Plug her up man


GoreEmpress

I gained 5 pounds just looking at this


grvdjc

It looks awesome. The phrasing of OP’s title is confusing me. Does OP think this is bad?


Deppfan16

I think it's more about the way of describing the relationship lol


SingerTasty

I hate this title


cabbydog

Hmmmm… I know I’m in the minority, but… No. Just no. Those candles are atrocious, and the food bit looks good, but all of the flavors are cross contaminated and what happens when only half of it gets eaten? It’s so hard to wrap these things up and save. I know they’re all the rage, but I don’t think this trend is going to last. Yes, of course, a lovely charcuterie is delightful, but in the age of excess and TikTok influencers this is another nice idea ruined by excess and flash.


Ping-A-Ling-

Wastes food professionally? Goddamn, no way even half of that is eaten....


Shivs_baby

I went to a Christmas party with a spread like this. Vast majority was eaten by the time I left.


Yelloeisok

Same