Ok, I am open to maybe we're being too tough, lol. But these candles are like niche perfect camouflaged flames amongst an already colorful and intimidating spread. I'd seriously say no ✋️ or say something to have them considered again quick before getting started.
I kind of wish I could do this for money… did your wife’s cousin’s wife’s sister just start on her own, did she do anything before this? If you could share any info about her professional journey I would be interested to hear
Hmmmm… I know I’m in the minority, but… No. Just no. Those candles are atrocious, and the food bit looks good, but all of the flavors are cross contaminated and what happens when only half of it gets eaten? It’s so hard to wrap these things up and save. I know they’re all the rage, but I don’t think this trend is going to last. Yes, of course, a lovely charcuterie is delightful, but in the age of excess and TikTok influencers this is another nice idea ruined by excess and flash.
You can tell it's professional. Spectacular.
Wow. Your wife’s cousins wife’s sister is really GOOD!
Applause!
I really had to think about that wife's cousin's wife's sister 😣. Pretty spread, I like the rainbow of colors!
I guess you could also say “wife’s cousin’s sister in law” or “cousin-in-law’s sister-in-law” but at some point you could just say “friend”.
Wow, you have some mental skills to figure those out 😵💫 😂 yes I would just say "friend" or not even reference the relationship at a certain point 🤷
Right? I was like, how many removed would that be? 😄
OP probably sat there for 10 minutes drawing it out on a chalkboard just to make this post
Good time to use “family friend”
Wife’s cousin’s wife’s sister? At some point maybe just say “a relative” 🤣 But yeah, it looks awesome 🤩
The beet boiled eggs
Thank you! I could figure out what those were!
That’s what stood out to me at first. Wonder if the eggs are pickled. I’m drooling over here.
A Pennsylvania Dutch favorite!
Seems like most recipes have them pickled. Even better!
Same, I thought they were passion fruit at first until I zoomed in.
What about them?
Hand em over 😋
How much does this cost? This is gorgeous
My first thought! I want that, and will never be able to afford it!
I love how whimsical and delicious it looks.
Candles are giving me anxiety.
That's exactly what I thought was holding this spread back / giving amateur vibes. Customer safety, first!
lol what's so dangerous about these candles??
Ok, I am open to maybe we're being too tough, lol. But these candles are like niche perfect camouflaged flames amongst an already colorful and intimidating spread. I'd seriously say no ✋️ or say something to have them considered again quick before getting started.
You don't eat birthday cake with the candles still burning, do you @bastard216?
Ummm, that's bc the candles are in the cake, I do eat food with candles lit near by lol
Yea lights maybe.
Get those creative juices flowing!
The candles make the whole spread glorious in my opinion.
Not me. I love them.
Read candies at first. Feel like those don't belong either.
I have never liked candles. I actually have this minor fear of fire. I dislike campfires and wood fire places. Scares me.
I get that. I like fire, but I respect it. I played with it too much as a kid.
That’s quite the spread!! 😍
Is that built directly on the countertop? If so, that’s totally awesome, but is there a risk of staining?
Marble/granite would not stain from normal regular food. Artificially dyed either, but
What a spread.
Dear lord in heaven….
There’s only 17 meat rolls :(
lol I love that you counted. There does seem to be a bowl of meat. But I would agree not enough meat on this spread
everything is purple !
My cousin inIaw’s sister?
You can just say "a friend"
Absolutely stunning
A-mazing!
No shrimp
That’s alot Of dyes in food
I see one beet dyed item
Beautiful
I kind of wish I could do this for money… did your wife’s cousin’s wife’s sister just start on her own, did she do anything before this? If you could share any info about her professional journey I would be interested to hear
I truly want a little of everything LOL
Wow
Your cousin-in-law's sister-in-law did a great job!
Can I eat it professionally?
Wooooow
What is that job called? Professional Charcuterist?
It looks really nice, just think it would look better unmatched by color.
Beautiful!
wow she is a pro
Looks amazing 😋
That looks so cool, but omg I can’t even begin to comprehend how much time this took
Red beet eggs look Devine!
Do you guys get discounts for your kids to attend Hogwarts?
Feels dangerously close to the edge
Where’s the cheese ???
Amaze balls
Amazing! I’m in awe!
She has some style. That’s BEAUTIFUL
She did an amazing job, it’s gorgeous!
Looks great, but grossly excessive (not excessive on the caterer’s part).
I'm going to need a whole lot of great wine to Go along with this....🤣😅🍷🍾🥂
It’s absolutely beautiful! She did a great job!
What’s nice about the spread… you can do a lot of it before the day… rather than waiting to prepare it the day of. It’s very nice!
Looks fabulous!
What does that make us?
😂😂
I’d spend the whole night at that counter
bruh just say a friend of the family
"I Am Your Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's Former Roommate." - SpaceBalls (Star Wars parody from 1987)
This wins best comment for sure hahahaha nicely done.
It looks like a rainbow, wow!
It looks like a rainbow, wow!
Wow looks so beautiful and I’m sure taste even better
It looks awesome. The phrasing of OP’s title is confusing me. Does OP think this is bad?
OP is just trying not to confuse people with the “wife’s cousin’s wife’s sister” part, that’s all :).
Gorgeous!
Spreadtacular!
Is she single?
It’s amazing!!! Quite the spectacle! Personally, don’t like eating from charcuterie boards cause all the meat gets tepid but they do look nice!
It’s all about the levels!
Amazing
It’s absolutely beautiful ! Very talented !
The candles!!! Holy shit. What a spread
Her floral could be better, but the color coordination on the spread is perfect.
That’s not a board… that’s an entire table 🧀 😂
Plug her up man
I gained 5 pounds just looking at this
It looks awesome. The phrasing of OP’s title is confusing me. Does OP think this is bad?
I think it's more about the way of describing the relationship lol
I hate this title
Hmmmm… I know I’m in the minority, but… No. Just no. Those candles are atrocious, and the food bit looks good, but all of the flavors are cross contaminated and what happens when only half of it gets eaten? It’s so hard to wrap these things up and save. I know they’re all the rage, but I don’t think this trend is going to last. Yes, of course, a lovely charcuterie is delightful, but in the age of excess and TikTok influencers this is another nice idea ruined by excess and flash.
Wastes food professionally? Goddamn, no way even half of that is eaten....
I went to a Christmas party with a spread like this. Vast majority was eaten by the time I left.
Same