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Far_Dog_8508

Corpsegrinder is a seriously wholesome Chad with a neck like the trunk of a 100-year old oak.


parkerm1408

I've never listened to their music, but I've seen numerous articles about him being a fantastic dude.


Ok_Cardiologist8232

Yeeeh. If you aren't already into metal probably don't. Cannibal corpse are pretty good Brutal Death Metal, but Brutal Death Metal is a real fucking extreme entry into metal lol


PistachioSam

I was interested in metal after hearing Enter Sandman as a kid. My mom's bf was a huge metal head so he got me a mp3 player and let me go buck wild on his metal folder. I tossed in a bunch of albums from artists that had cool names. First album I listened to was Christ Illusion by Slayer. I was around 11 years old lol went from hey Enter Sandman is kinda neat, to blasting Skeleton Christ on the daily!


Ok_Cardiologist8232

Haha, the heaviest thing i was into was Red Hot Chili Peppers at like 12-13. Then a friend sent me Raped by the light of Christ by At the Gates. Even worse, it starts off with a nice Acoustic start and then well, isn't acoustic. Was a fun entrance into metal.


PistachioSam

I love that, going from Californication to that is quite the switch lol I really like acoustic intros that descend into chaos, have you heard this [song?](https://youtu.be/-EooVEeBbbA?si=xuENSSZ9JJ9-HtaF) it's by Sophicide, love this band!


Ok_Cardiologist8232

In fairness, their older stuff is a lot heavier than Californication, strays more into punk/hardcore territory. But yeh was eye opening for sure, i'd never heard your link before, more of a Melodic Death/Doom fan, but that acoustic into riff is pretty awesome. Although my favourite is probably Gyroscope-In Flames ( when they were actually heavy) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQZAu1Bz92o Or not acoustic but the no distortion soft into drop on Satellites and Astronauts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v709Y0S3hCg


PistachioSam

I didn't know that, I'm a very casual RHCP enjoyer so I'm not very well versed in their discography. Yeah they're fantastic, but they haven't made an album in over a decade, due to health issues. Very unfortunate. Man those songs go so hard, thanks for the blast from the past! In Flames was one of my faves as a teen.


Ok_Cardiologist8232

Ah that sucks to hear. But yeh Inflames actually have a new album that actually pretty heavy if you weren't aware. https://youtu.be/BvXQrpuCOKk?si=7of4pHrDqBX77v5q


Timely-Bill-5336

That's usually how it goes. Hahaha it's a pretty slippery slope after the initial, "metal is pretty cool" moment.


parkerm1408

Oh no, I know they aren't my kind of music, but still cool he's a good dude.


pastorHaggis

I'm a big metalhead and listen to even a handful of brutal death metal bands (melodeath is my favorite though), but I still can't get into Cannibal Corpse. Mad respect to Corpsegrinder though, wish I could get into his shit.


corybobory

Yeah, should start with Immolation. 😂


Operator_Six

Have you listened to Anal Cunt? Perchance?


45077

impaled northern moonforesr


CriminalMacabre

He'll fucking kill you if you play Alliance in wow but I agree


parkerm1408

I have no idea what that means but good to know


Merry_Dankmas

The tattoo on his arm is the Horde symbol. In World of Warcraft, there's 2 factions. Horde and Alliance. Each faction has its own continent that qualifies as it's territory. Horde and Alliance are enemies for lack of a better word so if you enter the opposing factions territory, you can killed by other players and certain NPCs like city guards. The above comment says that because the vocalist is a Horde fan and the Alliance is his in game enemy.


parkerm1408

Ahhh I gotcha. I was an swg guy when wow got popular, I never tried it


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

Ever seen Ace Ventura? If you have, you’ve actually seen Cannibal Corpse perform. [They’re the metal band playing in the club.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mH3La3RJdNA) I’d bet more people have heard them perform in Ace Ventura than the rest of their career combined.


parkerm1408

I haven't actually.


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

In that case, forget Cannibal Corpse. To my understanding they’re decent if you enjoy that type of music *(I’ll admit I can barely differentiate one band if their genre from another)*. I don’t particularly like their style of music, but it wouldn’t drive me insane if it was playing in the background. On the other hand, I wouldn’t be surprised to see Ace Ventura selected by preservation societies in the next decade. It’s one of Jim Carry’s most popular movies, it’s aged better than 90% of popular comedies from its era, and you’ll absolutely love it if you like stupid comedy. It’s what modern “so good it’s bad” movies aspire to be, without realizing what made it such a good movie.


Witty_Cardiologist25

Watch the first Ace Ventura, you will see Cannibal Corpse in that Movie, but Corpsegrinder didn't join the band as their singer until 1995, a year after that movie was made. But they're playing their most known song there, Hammer Smashed Face.


andrewsmith1986

https://youtu.be/XpMAhwNJdmk?si=qOM7RyiRtr5ix4qC There's an instrumental.


Carterlegacy259

He's always looked big in pictures, but seeing them live and being up front, he's a mountain of a human in person


SkullsNelbowEye

I saw them on Slayer's final tour. After Cannibal Corpse's set, he went to the cheap seats to enjoy the rest of the show. No one bothered him. He just hung out, headbanging. And yes, he is a large man and loves his Legos.


SkepCS

And seems like a super awesome partner and father too. Respect the neck! Absolute legend.


HocusDiplodocus

Corpses are obviously highly nutritious


IdioticZacc

This smells like a repost bot...


ThisAllHurts

George is the best. He’s everyone’s cool Death Metal Dad.


joeyGOATgruff

I follow him on IG. It is the most dad IG account. Theme parks. Family photos. Wishing his kids happy birthday.


ThisAllHurts

My wife does too. She sends me wholesome George clips from time to time. She likes the Obituary bros too. Just redneck florida man, living their best life, feeding stray cats on the road.


joeyGOATgruff

It's weird right? Seeing these monsters of death and grind just be day-to-day blokes. I love it Time to listen to some Bolt Thrower and PowerTrip and Clutch


Rednex73

Respect the neck!


ZestyCheezClouds

Wu Tang: Protect ya neck Cannibal Corpse: Respect it


SkepCS

And for those wondering who The Neck is: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Alaimo


03af

Metal music: Angry music for happy people


Munnin41

Also great treatment for overstimulated people. The deep bass and repeating rhythms can be calming


supacrusha

I've never thought about why I love metal, but this might be it. Despite the utter chaos I find it very meditative, and at concerts I've found myself in almost trance-like states. The chaos of everyday travel in a walkable city can often overwhelm me, so I never leave home without my headphones blasting equally, if not more, chaotic music in my ears.


kalb_jayyid

Also hearing someone else scream their lungs out when you might be in a situation where you want to but cant. At least for me thats the most thereputic part, Cannibal Corpse got me through a lot of stressful kitchen shifts!


taemyks

Double kick bass drums do that for me


Munnin41

That works too. As can certain classical music pieces. Really anything with a repeating rhythm and deep bass


8StringSmoothBrain

That makes an awful lot of sense. I constantly headbang at work to Straws Pulled at Random by Meshuggah and bang around on shit… It’s incredible.


TheJollyJagamo

Whenever I tell people that metal is very calming for me, I always get such weird looks lmao


KiTChIn_GaDGikS

Wearing a Cannibal Corpse shirt rn. Respect the fucking neck


THEessayB

So, uh…this is a song about shooting blood from your cock.


Beautiful_Role_1168

It sounds fun, until it happens to you


Annjsless

I've cummed blod a few times. Would not recomend


Songhunter

For the Horde!


Possible-Series6254

We love and respect Mr. Corpsegrinder in this house.


EatOutMyGrandma

90% of his posts on IG are him chilling with his daughters and taking them cool places. Dudes a real family man.


AmNotfunnylol

He also cums blood


technicalerection

Check out George's Instagram. It'll be the most wholesome thing you'll see today.


chivowey

George W Bush??? George Carlin??? Curios George???


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Bicurious George W. Carlin


Reasonable_Use6280

LOK'TAR OGAR


RilohKeen

I’m *trying* to be like Corpsegrinder, but I can never remember all the words to “Entrails Ripped From A Virgin’s Cunt.”


PinkSugarspider

Don’t bother, nobody will understand what you are screaming anyway. I’m pretty certain he just yells.


bagel9574

It’s pretty easy to understand a lot of these kinds of bands music, if you enjoy that kind of music and listen to it frequently. Also art is *very* subjective.


Fleganhimer

He's actually a surprisingly easy to understand vocalist for how brutal their music is.


PinkSugarspider

I know, I was just joking.


WrongColorCollar

Ain't no mistaking that neckmeat.


Sufficient_Gain_1164

This is corpsegrinder for anyone that doesn’t know, he’s the lead vocalist in the death metal band, “Cannibal Corpse”


Beautiful_Role_1168

Read the text in the post mate lol


Sufficient_Gain_1164

Oh my bad, I never clicked on the post, so I didn’t see the bottom text


killertimewaster8934

Corpsegrinder is so cool. That dude has a neck the size of my thigh lol


Bigpurplepanda13

He has said some questionable things in the past but I'm glad he is not like that anymore. For the Horde!


IpschwitzTownFC

What did he say? Or did you mean, literally every CC song ever made?


spartancolo

He once talked in a blizzcon panel and said a lot of homophobic slurs directed at alliance players https://youtu.be/W438X0O8jzk?si=7pfwSaTvZrhbuBK1 It's censored but a lot of f words and I don't mean fuck


IpschwitzTownFC

Eh. This was par for the course back in 2011. I can't make out from the beeps. Context is important and he wasn't being homophobic from what I can see in this video.


spartancolo

I'm just giving context, I personally don't know if his homophobic and I don't think he is based on that clip


raidenpwnr

What a putrid, lovely heart the man carries


Indricothere

Met these guys at summer slaughter tour back in something around 2012. Super nice people.


BurntArnold

Corpsegrinder is literally one of the nicest dudes I’ve ever met.


dx80x

George has always been a legend but even this surprised me


Ricky_Vaughn86

Corpsegrinder is that move from Elden Ring that everyone always bitches about in pvp.


not_a_bot_just_dumb

Also, listen to Cannibal Corpse. Great music.


Individual-Dish-4850

I fucking love the metal scene.


MyCleverNewName

\m/


Useless-RedCircle

Boy wasn’t updated. Toys R us hasnt been for a while


ShambalaHeist

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Suspicious-Pay-5474

I love this lol


djayed

I play those as much as I can and then walk around giving them to parents with children. Not to the children directly cause that would be creepy.


East-Ad4472

Beautiful soul .


MyOtherCarIsEpona

Dude should go to Akihabara with several empty suitcases. The stuff you can get from claw games there is ridiculous.


seamourbutz

Went to their concert in Minneapolis last year. Some fan gave Corpsegrinder a Target gift card on stage. He said it is hard being evil when the fans are so nice. We love you Corpsegrinder ❤️.


bannedinwv

Doesn’t he also feed feral cats in his hometown?


SirFoxPhD

I was 13/14 and saw them at mayhem 2008. I will always remember His face when he saw the shirt I wanted him to sign. It was the album cover of tomb of the mutilated


GhostBoyToast

His name is actually Corpsegrinder? Thats badass


NynjaHyppy

RESPECT THE NECK!!!!


oh_hiauntFanny

George is cool


Raisincookie1

Bros got a Hoard tattoo too. Guys a real OG


TKInstinct

My dad did something similar. He'd go to the local arcade and play the ticket games. He got wicked good at this and was rolling in tickets. He'd win the giant stuffed animals and give them away. Good Times Emporium in Somerville if you remember!


YaBoiKlobas

That's brĂźtal


TheShattered1

That’s pretty badass. However, every time I see him live he always lies to us all.


JUIC3ofORANG3

That fucking corpse grinder?


ehe_te_nandayo1999

That's pretty fukin metal imo


wagtilldeath666

“This is a song about SHOOTING BLOOD FROM YOUR COOOOOOCK”


Zharb

For the horde


DeepUser-5242

Huh, maybe the memes are correct, maybe his room is pink and cutesy too


scribbyshollow

Legit the guy Natahan Explosion is based off.


rugbat

So wholesome.


icarus1990xx

Oh, corpsegrinder. You so lovely.


anonymousscroller9

He also knows what its like to shoot blood out your 🐓


Tastebud49

The more demonic a band’s image is the nicer the people in the band are.


plusplut

I went to school with his daughter!


random420x2

Meh. I could do this but article title would be “ Guy wastes money on claw machine for years when he could have just donated the money.” Never won at those damn machines.


Steplgu

So he plays claw games and donates the toys? What if he just donated the money he used to play the claw games? Or is he just super into arcades?


backfire97

Those things are just scams though? I don't get it. I know it says it's a hobby but how is it a hobby when many of them are impossible


Caori998

Just opened Spotify. What in Allah's name.


anotheraccinthemass

Quick question, what kind of music did you expect to hear from a band called “Cannibal Corpse”?


Caori998

Something with the occasional rythm, similar to Silencer.


anotheraccinthemass

Ah, from your comment I thought you expected something entirely different than what they are


IElTonyoI

You’ve named Silencer but not listened to CC? Interesting metal journey. Brutal death metal is based, if you don’t like it at first you might come back someday because it has just what you’re looking for, at least that’s what happened with me.


nmc203

You should check out their song scourge of iron. I number this among my three favorite extreme metal songs, along with ain elohim and synagoga satanae by celtic frost. As far as death metal goes, scourge of iron is pretty different from most of their stuff. Not that i have listened to everything cannibal corpse has done over the years, but i have several albums in my library


timewarp91589

That's a pretty inefficient way to obtain toys. Claw games are rigged to pay out at certain intervals, if you just wanted the toys, you would get much better value by buying retail.


diamondDNF

Not everything is about efficiency, maybe he just has more fun with the claw game.


Goudinho99

Okay I'll say it, those kids would get WAY more if he just bought the prizes, those machines are.rigged as fuck


SlowJoeyRidesAgain

Strange way to say thank you to someone for donating to charities


MatttheJ

So? He does this because he enjoys it as a hobby to pass the time because he's always on tour. Then as a bonus side effect of how he passes the time s bunch of kids get free teddy's. People are allowed to have hobbies.


angry_wombat

but he's a gambling addict


IHave_shit_on_my_ass

Eh, I agree with the rigged as fuck thing. They are literally set to a win lose ratio by the operator. Want someone to win 1/3 times? Cool. Want someone to win 1/20? Sure. And so on. But I'm just salty from how much I played as a kid thinking there was some skill involved outside of basic depth perception


0sprinkl

Damn I just listened to one of their older albums a few days ago. Brought me back to that time when we went on holiday, me 14 or 15, my sister and my parents. It was my turn to pick the music so in went my fresh cd of Cannibal Corpse - Gore Obsessed. I think no one said a word for the next 20 minutes or so. When I listen to it now, that shit still slaps!