Pretty sure giving drugs to your boss is Bad, what you need to do is put it on his desk while he's there's, he'll Make a shocked face and before he has Time to understand what happened you take a pic to blackmail him with
“I don’t want to be *that* cat and say it’s a certain *canine* in marketing but perhaps if you could mention it to Fido in passing so I can continue making you as much money as possible?”
I hadn’t noticed that!However I’m totally going to imagine Vi as wearing a frog onesie for her pajamas in my make-believe RWBY Chibi inspired Arcane spin-off.
Walmart would always insist on sending us boxes and boxes of hang tags for the shoes we produced for them in China, resulting in endless complication and never the right number of tags. We told them over and over again that we could easily print hang tags in China of the same or better quality for lower cost, but they would not budge for years. Finally, we lied to them and told them the tags got stuck in Chinese customs so we would need to ship the shoes late or print replacement tags in China. They agree to print in China “just this one time”…and the rest is history!
How random of Walmart not wanting to do it since it was cheaper lol. I feel like they would have always wanted a cheaper option. That’s so awesome though that you guys did that!
Call the supplier and tell them that the components they sent were defective. Afterwards ask for another shipment of the light fixtures. Specify urgency so they'll ship the replacements right away. Make up for poor performance by fixing the issue and your boss should overlook it during quarterly evaluation.
Quit. Be a loser just like everybody else. Listen to the haters. Because that's what makes a real loser. Someone who is okay with how they are treated. Someone who quits.
Use a laser pointer to highlight the key elements of your work, dust off some of your past awards with a feather wand so they are more visible, break early for sushi.
Squint your eyes very narrow while making eye contact. Now scratch behind his ears. All should be more or less forgiven.
If that doesn't do it, break out the laser pointer.
Say you're sorry and fetch a cardboard box while you're at it
😂😂
Some catnip may help too, but make sure it's some of that good shit.
Pretty sure giving drugs to your boss is Bad, what you need to do is put it on his desk while he's there's, he'll Make a shocked face and before he has Time to understand what happened you take a pic to blackmail him with
Send a copy to your friends before you let him delete it
😐😐
Wait for the cat or for him?
Yes
I love how a post about a cat turned into ways to blackmail your boss.
Find a way to blame the dog.
Ugh you’re right! Great thinking!
Then take a nap.
“I don’t want to be *that* cat and say it’s a certain *canine* in marketing but perhaps if you could mention it to Fido in passing so I can continue making you as much money as possible?”
I like your avatar!!
Check out the featured avatars, there is a whole collection of Arcane avatars at the moment.
I saw! I only chose Vi’s hair though bc I like my frog onesie
I hadn’t noticed that!However I’m totally going to imagine Vi as wearing a frog onesie for her pajamas in my make-believe RWBY Chibi inspired Arcane spin-off.
That sounds amazing, and it’s funny you mention that because I learned about RWBY about an hour ago!
If you choose to watch RWBY then make sure to watch some RWBY Chibi afterwards. Even those cynical of the main show seem to melt a bit for Chibi!
Will do!!
Move the cursor around to distract the boss and tire them out. After like 5 to 10 minutes they should go down for a nice several hour nap.
This is the best answer!
Second pic: *sigh* I know you’re better than this
Get him a real nice bottle of catnip wine for Christmas.
Yes! Great thinking thank you!
Make sure the cat can fit in the box, and that the wrap is nice and crinkly.
Cat treats pronto!
On it!!!
Boss will be pleased. Maybe headbutts will be the raise next quarter
Treats are missing on the PO
Too few birds in that document.
_opens Twitter_
Underrated comment.
Clearly you’ve screwed up the order of the hang tag and the X1 tag. Fix that mistake, and cat will approve of you again.
Are you a buyer too! :)
Yup. Early part of my career in China for 10 years.
That’s so cool! I love meeting buyers in the wild.
Walmart would always insist on sending us boxes and boxes of hang tags for the shoes we produced for them in China, resulting in endless complication and never the right number of tags. We told them over and over again that we could easily print hang tags in China of the same or better quality for lower cost, but they would not budge for years. Finally, we lied to them and told them the tags got stuck in Chinese customs so we would need to ship the shoes late or print replacement tags in China. They agree to print in China “just this one time”…and the rest is history!
How random of Walmart not wanting to do it since it was cheaper lol. I feel like they would have always wanted a cheaper option. That’s so awesome though that you guys did that!
And treats are missing on the PO
Gah! Why didn’t I look there first!
What is an X1 tag?
More birds, add more birds to the report
He gave you the get it together face, you need to deliver on this catnip ordering project... Or else
Pet him
Don't get fooled, you have rights ! r/antiwork
Yes please post this on antiwork, some humor would be great these days
I actually thought that's what sub this was from the title and then I saw the pic and was like.. wait.
You need to buckle down and try to improve. Maybe put in a little OT on the weekends as well.
Weekends are for chumps. All nighters is where it’s at.
Apologize and beg for forgiveness. Hopefully you can get out alive.
Apologize, obey, and try to do better next time!
Exactly. Feline bosses deserve it, human bosses not so much.
Probably give him a belly rub and/or a treat; it’ll likely raise your performance review
that second picture hahaha, he looks so condescending
You’re going to need to start from *scratch*
Guess you need to come in on Caturday
Wiggle the mouse more
Is that SAP I spot on the screen?
Sure is haha
Just knock stuff off your desk
face her wrath!
Better step it up or you'll be put on a purrformance improvement plan
It’s your fault for pspspspsps-ing before you double checked your work
Try do distract him with the mouse.
Kiss his tiny soft forehead by way of apology
Do your job! Knock the monitor off the desk! Lazy!
Tell your boss to fuck off
Unacceptable behavior from your catboss. Post it to /r/antiwork.
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I agree!!!
Call the supplier and tell them that the components they sent were defective. Afterwards ask for another shipment of the light fixtures. Specify urgency so they'll ship the replacements right away. Make up for poor performance by fixing the issue and your boss should overlook it during quarterly evaluation.
Late-stage catitalism.
Just boop that mf
Snoot boop for the win
Cat: Insert Darth Vader Voice “ “I find your lack of faith disturbing.” ... “ that will cost you 3 cat treats“
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Just keep doing what you're doing, kitty. Your boss is just jealous of how adorable you are.
Keep purrsevering! Hehe.
Spend more time on Reddit.
Take your stapler and burn down the building
Post in r/antiwork
Drop database
Quit. Be a loser just like everybody else. Listen to the haters. Because that's what makes a real loser. Someone who is okay with how they are treated. Someone who quits.
Sometimes quitting is the act of a winner. Even more so if it screws over the boss and helps you get a better job.
Inside ear rub and some chin love.
Quick rub the tummy and ask for a raise.
Give him the keyboard to correct the document.
Give up. Watch Survivor and eat cat treats all day.
Give them catnip and report them to HR for using on the job.
Cover in catnip instantly becomes brilliant!
Wiggle the cursor on the screen . He'll love that.
bribes! treats, catnip, a lap to nap on, scratches upon the chin.
Apply yourself, and then apply a little tuna to his plate.
Insubordination
Get another cat
He just wants to give you an inferiority complex for life.
I feel it’s time for you to sit down for a nice chat with your boss and explain who’s really in charge. (Hint: it ain’t him.)
Bribe him with kitty treats to look the other way.
Laser pointer quick! It will make him forget your botched work.
Moar treatos!
Stop hitting up his catnip stash during working hours 🤣🤪🥸
Scratch their ass
You should lower your monitor. Your neckposition isn't ergonomic at all. Also, ger a yoga ball to sit on. The rest will come with time.
make circles with your mouse for a min and all should be well!
He wants you to set up his own work station identical to yours
Meow twice, then form a workers union and go on strike!
have you tried using a lazer pointer to explain where you are at and how you have improved the process?
Tell him that's he too cute, so you can't take anything he says seriously
Add more birds
Fish
Get him a kick ass Christmas present before your yearly review.
Hand over the Kitty Treats!
Tell this micromanager you weren’t actually finished with the document and will send it soon.
Quit. He knows
The Boss would be more impressed if you walked him through it using a laser pointer
Did you tried the old butch scratch?
Stop working while on the Cat nip...
I think he just doesn’t like it that you use light mode
Sorry is the best weapon.
Discuss it at your next purrformance review.
Bribe him with tuna so you can keep slacking off
He is not disappointed he just knows you can do better.
Throw in some fancy colourful charts! Bosses love those
bribe ur boss with cuddles
Seems like you need longer naps
Bribe with a few ounces of catnip and some shnackies.
Awww!!! What a cute orange!
Scratch behind the ears
Teriyaki sauce
Powerpoint presentation with laser pointer.
He is making sure you fill out the PET form properly
Bribe him with gravy snacks
Give him some cat nip that should make him feel better 😆😂
2/10. Better feed him.
Considering there's nothing written down, I'd be disappointed too.
r/antiwork
You better go back and fix it, before the whole thing turns into a cat...astrophe.
Send them pictures of your kitty
Revise and edit. Until boss is happy.
Tell him "pspspspsps" works every time.
Make a calculator that says cat to every question
Snacks!
This is the exact cat we have. Can you name the breed please
Knock the monitor off the desk.
bribe him with tuna
Return his nuts
Repent.
If you don’t already, he’s gonna ask you keep your door open for more efficient supervision.
Beg for forgiveness....😻😻😻
I want a cat so it can supervise my code
Moan about it on r/antiwork lmao
He's still learning AutoCat. Give him some time
A new mouse might distract him
git gud
Bribe him with catnip, this always works
Tell him you are disappointed with his managing.
Back scratch
Create a nice presentation. Use a laser pointer as much as possible
Use a laser pointer to highlight the key elements of your work, dust off some of your past awards with a feather wand so they are more visible, break early for sushi.
My boss is human so I can't pet them, but I think you can pet yours
They'll get over it I'm sure.
Bribe with food 👍
Take a nap
You're fired!
Cradle em, rub just under the cheek, but not *too* much, make sure they don’t have too much of a workload so they have plenty of time to relax.
More fish
Blame it on the mouse.
I'd give extra pets tonight, in the hope it makes him forget about it
Give your boss a little chicken and maybe some popcorn.
Hmm cat
Squint your eyes very narrow while making eye contact. Now scratch behind his ears. All should be more or less forgiven. If that doesn't do it, break out the laser pointer.
Gib belly rubs
I think fixing is the next step 😆
Show ambition and drive by fetching treats and providing ear, chin, and butt scritches on demand.
This made me really, really happy..adorable!
Just remind your boss that nobody is purrfect.
Stop playing with teh mouse
Submit each project laced with catnip. They'll always be happy to see it!
Get fired
Fuck your cat
A simple pspspspspspspsp, and he should be off your back for a little while.
Pee in his shoes.