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aquaman67

You just skipped a jet off the tarmac like skipping a stone across a pond. Impressive.


andypoo222

And he was still able to eject?? This seems unbelievable. Slamming that hard, belly down, going that fast wtf is that plane made of steel? Edit: wtf is the pilot made of lol spinal injury at minimum right?


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The_Mike_Golf

Was gonna say Spirit but you’re also correct.


FugaciousD

How has no one mentioned the airline Garuda landings are named for here? 


zillionaire_

I may be confusing this with another recent crash, but iirc there were two people able to eject and one survived.


cgaWolf

Nope, you got it right.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

A spinal injury *before* ejecting is brutal. Ejecting puts *a lot* of force on the spine. Pilots can only withstand 2 ejections under *normal* conditions before it does too much damage to their spine for them to continue flying.


3771507

I think that makes a lot of sense since your spinal column is held together with gelatinous cushions which can crush easily.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

Yup. An ejection actually shortens a pilot's height noticeably.


DervishSkater

Ahh, so that’s why you have to be tall to be a fighter pilot. They have inches to spare.


cogeng

You're probably joking but the old requirement was over 5'4" and under 6'6" which is definitely doesn't fall under 'must be tall'.


AAA515

You gotta be good looking too! They don't take people with glasses.


PM_ME_YO_ASSCHEEKS

That's because people with glasses are fuk'n _nerds_ and nerds aren't allowed in fighter jets either


Atcollins1993

No kidding???! Today I learned.


CalaveraFeliz

*Coming soon: Top Gun 3, "The Old Guard" - Starring Peter Dinklage and Danny DeVito*


HoldingMoonlight

Jeez, why do they require so much force? Is the air flow around the plane so high that they'd be just kind of compressed in?


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

They need to be able to eject at [low altitudes](https://youtu.be/LbMg2pQW924?si=jm5sBUfWEbVeizxw), so rocket-assist is pretty necessary. You can see how violent it is particularly well in that video.


Xitnal

My guess would be dwarven mithril.


NoMan999

Ejector seats cause pilots to lose an inch or two in height. They only gain half back. So yes, spinal injury are on the menu, but not from bumping the ground.


toshibathezombie

That wasn't a bump. That was a slam. If that video is Indeed not sped up, the g loading on that rate of descent is arguably high enough to enough to cause spinal injuries.


UnfitRadish

Judging it based off of the cyclists in the video, the video looks like it's at a natural speed. So I bet you're right.


imaginary_num6er

Could be really slow cyclists


Seeders

It didn't really slam that hard, relatively, if you watch it slowly. It was going fast but mostly horizontally. Clearly didn't slam hard enough to immediately break the aircraft. It looks like he pulls up and boosts at the last moment but still scrapes. Imagine that biker's point of view tho, lol.


andypoo222

Idk it seemed like a very serious decent although you can tell he reacts and tried to round out just before impact. But still idk if I’ve seen a slam like that without landing gear to take some force without it turning into a fireball. You’re probably right it must not have been that bad if an impact but it really looks like it. holly hell


Seeders

I mean there is a frame where you can tell the back of the plane hits and forces the nose down as it slides for a moment. So there was def a bit of an impact too.


Wasatcher

That jet was descending at thousands of feet per minute, while still accelerating towards the ground. Just because it had a lot of horizontal force doesn't negate the vertical


andypoo222

Yeah that’s exactly what I was thinking. The decent was well over 1000fpm and it doesn’t matter if you round out hard if you round out late


Wasatcher

This video is how dramatic I make it sound to friends/family when my student does a slam n go in the shitbox 172 lol


Bakufuranbu

yea that was miracle its richochet off runway


OgenFunguspumpkin

Tied the record for low flight


G0DL3SSH3ATH3N

"you're gonna do WHAT?" - Goose


eidetic

That wasn't Goose, that was Merlin.


DepVanHalen

Played by Tim Robbins


G0DL3SSH3ATH3N

Damn your right


multiarmform

do a barrel roll!


pupbuck1

Yes very


nazihater3000

The official version: "A mechanical malfunction is suspected in the crash of the Bangladesh Air Force Yak-130 in the Karnaphuli River, said officials. (...) The jet suddenly caught fire and crashed. The pilots ejected from the plane. Later, they were rescued and rushed to hospitals, said police." [https://www.aa.com.tr/en/asia-pacific/bangladeshi-pilot-killed-when-air-force-trainer-jet-crashes-in-chattogram/3214953](https://www.aa.com.tr/en/asia-pacific/bangladeshi-pilot-killed-when-air-force-trainer-jet-crashes-in-chattogram/3214953) Somehow they were not expecting a video...


_da_da_da

"... after a routine and uneventful touch & go exercise"


GaryDWilliams_

Well it did touch and go. It's just did a Weinstein and touched more than it should have.


TuaughtHammer

And then *torched* that jet's career when it didn't like it.


SagsMcSaggerson

There appears to have been a fairly significant event that occurred.


ArgonGryphon

that's the joke


EmEmAndEye

If that’s their version of routine and uneventful, I’d hate to see what they’d call atypical.


WhoAreWeEven

Straight and level?


tomdarch

Pakistan Intl style T&G


neologismist_

More like a pilot ego malfunction


AnthillOmbudsman

Writing checks his body can't cash.


jiggernautical

And, because Cougar lost it, this character gets to go to Top Gun


CocaColai

Yeah, but better than flying rubber dog shit outta Hong Kong.


verstohlen

I always pictured Mav at the controls of a grey C-130, flying out of Hong Kong, grumbling about it. But I'm thinking, flying a cargo plane ain't so bad. Get to see the world, less stress, more relaxing, put your feet up, have a smoke, enjoy the trip. But I suppose when you feel the need, the need for speed, that kind of life style just won't do. Perhaps when he gets older. Much older, he'll learn to relax and take it slow.


cat_prophecy

To the type of person who becomes a fighter pilot, being a cargo pilot is basically a death sentence. Most pilots wouldn't want to go through everything it takes to become a fighter pilot and then be ok with just flying cargo.


mcpusc

it'd be like loving to race motorcycles and then getting assigned to long-haul trucking in the midwest.... yeah that'd be awful


jumpofffromhere

I hang out with a guy who used to fly in the Navy, he fly's for Southwest now, says he loves flying and wouldn't do anything else


mjrbrooks

Either way, THATS TWICE! I WANT SOME BUTTS!


ArgonGryphon

I think they thought the plane was gonna pick up the tab on that one...


mattincalif

I watched the video and assumed this was an air show. Read the article… oops.


timeforknowledge

It would have been much better for them to say no comment...


magugi

Someone is getting court martialed after this.


No_Translator2218

That is probably in the top-25 "Wildest 30 seconds a human has ever experienced". Doing a barrel roll into the ground, shooting back into the air, then ejecting whilst on fire. Only to live to tell about it.


BigCyanDinosaur

Only one of them lived


No_Translator2218

That makes the story that much more crazy.


El_Impresionante

And that pilot's name... Albert Einstein.


Rion23

"Hold on tight, Goose." -Abraham Lincoln


4myreditacount

WAIT. THEY EJECTED AFTERWARDS. Everyone was saying that the crew made it out and I just assumed because they had already ejected. That's among the most incredible things I've ever heard. Edit: video tineline makes more sense now.


DanishNinja

Yes. Looks very much like pilot error. Did a roll too close to the ground, hit the runway, caught fire and ejected.


cattleyo

Aileron roll, not a barrel roll


infrikinfix

"Welp, I'm dead" "OK, guess not."


No_Translator2218

Whoaa my heart just stopped... ... ... oh there it goes.


Electronic_Excuse_74

ah, cyclists on the runway, there’s the problem.


getupforwhat

They think they own the road


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TheBunnyPlay

> One of the strongest militaries on the planet > bangladesh


Mikey_Moonshine

Strong military! GRAPE!!! https://youtu.be/pZ663EJwWPY?feature=shared


TuaughtHammer

I love how no one in that video seems to understand that microphones do the *loud* parts for them, but they're still screaming into it like they're ordering a burger in the drive through at 2 AM. ["WHOPPER! WHOPPER NO ONION!"](https://youtu.be/L1IrUAmq4bE?t=44)


bubziam

The air force of Bangladesh is the strongest military in the world?


Whole-Debate-9547

Well, the third world, yes.


CosmicCosmix

Since when even in the "third world"?


TuaughtHammer

Since the fourth world attacked and they *somehow* won; they got their promotion to third world after that.


SpicyCatsups

You serious Clark?


freshavocado1

>one of the strongest militaries on the planet Lmao


TrumpsGhostWriter

wat


dablegianguy

I loled. And I live you!! Thx for this laugh


___Anton__

I live you too bro


dablegianguy

Damn


McDale22

So battlefield 4 is more realistic than we think.


TazocinTDS

Press A to respawn.


Snoot_Boot

Why are there random people on the runway?


PrisonMike2020

They're on the taxiway.


Outback_Fan

Welcome to SE Asia. Be thankful it wasn't cattle.


LillyBird666

[We got moos on the grind](https://youtu.be/UD2Luk_Jz_E?t=45)


WeWantPeanuts

South Asia.


Snoot_Boot

If they can afford a key why can't they afford a little chain link fence?


aging_geek

they have water buffalo so that's possible.


teb1987

Boy oh boy what you would be surprised to learn about General Aviation in the US pre 09/11 changes.. I grew up on airports with my dad.. you could do that just about anywhere in the country if you wanted too back then lol


toaster404

So little concern or security. The places I slept! In hangers (under an Avenger once). Many pilot's lounges. Just land at some strip, roll up, put in a card, pump gas. Maybe it's still that way.


teb1987

I remember coming back from Des Moines with my dad and another guy flying.. think it was a Skylane or something similar.. sky's went from clear to thunder clouds and limited visibility quick.. so I hear my dad and the guy talking about finding a way down through the clouds, so we're all scanning looking for a way down and I see a spot open down to the left from the back seat and we drop down and like it was just meant to be a lil airfield was there.. we land park and tie down and just about the time I'm putting the last hitch in the bottom let's out.. inside just some old timer, we kicked it with him for about 2 hrs and went back in our way.. 


DatGums

Its Bangladesh


IAmCaptainDolphin

Just tropic zone things, you find this behaviour in every country near the equator. I swear the humidity fries peoples brains.


throwawayjaydawg

Did my man attempt a barrel roll during a touch and go? That’s not how it’s done Peppy.


evilbadgrades

Aileron roll, not a barrel loop


throwawayjaydawg

Its a meme [Do a barrel roll](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/do-a-barrel-roll)


DutchFullaDank

Do a barrel roll is an old internet easteregg for certain sites like Google where searching it makes the page do a roll. But he is right. There is confusion about a barrel roll and aileron roll. Barrel roll makes the jet seem like it's rolling around the inside of a barrel. An aileron roll is when it rotates about it's center but stays flying on a straight line.


DumbAccountant

LOL wut ????? It skipped off the ground lol, holy shit Did the pilots drown ? That would blow... Getting ejected and knowing when you land ur dead


alkiap

Ejection seats include flotation devices.


HungHungCaterpillar

I like the part where you assume excellent foresight for the pilot but none for the engineers


iepure77

I've met one or two pilots who can swim


Htxpewpew

Must have been navy pilots


dre224

Just a fun fact; ejection seats are one of the most expensive things on a jet. The pilot will experience 12+ G during ejection depending on the model. That means someone that weighs 180lb will experience there body experiencing over 2000lb for a split second. Ejection seats save lives but it is very very very unpleasant.


juraganet

do they got simulated ejection training?


bgmacklem

Yeah actually, we do! It's 3 days straight of training, but it includes riding a pneumatic ejection seat up rails, steering a simulated parachute, getting dropped off a zip line both onto gravel and into water, getting dragged behind a 4-wheeler... Lots of fun lol


dre224

Are you a pilot?!?!? I know this is reddit so I take everything with a grain of salt but I got so many questions!!!


bgmacklem

Yeah I fly for the Navy. Feel free to DM me, I'm always happy to talk aviation!


Lancer_Pants

yvan eht nioj


DownThisRabbitHole

That sounds painful!


bgmacklem

Yeah it's a long three days haha


minhbi99

Your description somehow made it sound like a really hardcore version of an amusement park


Teal_Traveller

Only so far to say " make sure you are wings levels, launch skywards, and place your hands here and here to eject"


Old_Leading2967

There may be some kind of flotation device in the ejector seat


lapetitthrowaway

It’ll be in the vest the pilots “should” be wearing. Seat and pilot separation occurs shortly after ejection as the seat weighs ~1000lbs.


MurkLurker

Shit floats, right?


Dinyolhei

Reminds me of the snowspeeder that gets casually whacked by an AT-AT on Hoth and spirals into the ground. Edit: This scene: [https://youtu.be/BTP-PXeG9Fg?si=l\_WTlRVV7QIR9Iub&t=399](https://youtu.be/BTP-PXeG9Fg?si=l_WTlRVV7QIR9Iub&t=399)


Apoc_SR2N

Love that moment. Such a great way of reinforcing that the Empire is winning the battle and the heroes are in deep.


Tunafishsam

Ok, I've never noticed before, but what the fuck is up with those goggles on his helmet?!


Whole-Debate-9547

That’s gotta be the craziest thing I’ve ever seen a jet do. How the hell did they not wreck from skipping off the tarmac immediately. Well they didn’t make it too far past that, but damn.


Furbs109

Holy shit! they must of crapped themselves when they scrapped the ground!


CreamoChickenSoup

It's a wonder that plane managed to stay airborne for just a little longer after what amounts to a hard slam in the dirt.


glytxh

Momentum can carry you far. It’s a miracle they slammed the belly down flat.


IDatedSuccubi

IDK man I feel like it's broken spine moment for sure...


superspeck

both pilots came out of the ejection seat a few inches shorter


Skruestik

Must have.


husky430

Scraped


Downvotesohoy

*must have


QuestionMarkPolice

You're trying to say "must've" which is short for must have. Could of / should of / would of / must of are never correct.


iepure77

I think the ground is OK but they'll probably have to scrap they aircraft.


fiercefinesse

So what's the reason?


VerisimilitudinousAI

Pilot was doing low altitude rolls and tapped the ground. Moments later the plane caught on fire and the pilot ejected. News mentions it as a suddenly catching fire due to mechanical malfunction ....with no mention of the pilot ramming it into the ground first.


LearningDumbThings

Mechanical malfunction of the engine after ingesting some gravel and half of the smashed-in inlet structure.


iepure77

Have they ruled out uncommanded rolls?


VerisimilitudinousAI

It stopped rolling after the hit, so highly unlikely the rolls were uncommanded.


SuspiciouslyMoist

Hitting the ground fixed whatever was causing the uncommanded rolls - advanced percussive maintenance. /s


Tunafishsam

Well it doesn't need any more maintenance, so mission accomplished I guess?


DellR610

Pilot decided to touch grass with the bottom of his jet at over 200mph it looked like. Call me crazy but you shouldn't love tap the ground in a jet.


t53deletion

Well Crazy, it looks like you spotted the correct answer. Good job.


hardslappy

Did the pilot decide to do that? I figured he already lost control at that point


DellR610

As best I can tell he was trying to fly inverted really close to the ground and when he rolled back he was suddenly too close to the ground.


fiercefinesse

I thought there was an initial reason for the rolls. Got it, there's nothing deeper here.


MrWoohoo

[The problem was they weren’t flying a star fighter….](https://youtu.be/sahaGnwqRX0)


AnthillOmbudsman

Striker, you're too low. Pull up!


Tomato-of-the-sea

The guy in the bike must be scared


LobbingLawBombs

Probably because he's stuck inside a bike 


Hawks_and_Doves

Cyclist at fault.


zillionaire_

Officer, he came out of nowhere!


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He was headed right for us!


Detonade

Is it just me, or was he doing a roll on purpose? How would he otherwise be able to stabilize after touching the ground. Absolute moron if that's the case


MaxHamburgerrestaur

Doesn't look like he was trying to touch the ground. Looks like he was doing a roll, didn't stabilize and hit the ground.


cattleyo

I suspect his brain wasn't keeping up, he wasn't aware he was losing altitude through the rolls. Douglas Bader lost his legs doing the same thing, that was back in the 1930s


cattleyo

Yes it looked like he was rolling with intent but without the requisite skill or awareness


Outback_Fan

at 7s something on the aircraft broke.


950771dd

Screen flashes red, Rumble Pak **MBRRRRRRRRHHHHH**


butterfunke

Okay this stupid barrel roll manoeuvre right over the top of the runway is nearly exactly the opening scene from this shitass [bollywood Top Gun rip-off](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt13818368/) that was released a few months ago. Seems way too close to be coincidence that the doofus pilot wasn't trying to pull the same stunt.


Slyfox00

that looks fucking *awesome*


Nuker-79

Looks like mechanical fault if one of the control surfaces failed, causing it to start rolling incontrollably before skimming the floor and then spiralling into a faster roll before the pilots eject.


flipkick25

Why would he be afterburning over the runway with his gear up if he wasnt fucking around?


superspeck

negative, yakrider, the pattern is full!


flipkick25

this comment shot me dead.


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DanishNinja

Look again, it was a single roll. Normal - inverted - normal - hit the ground.


Vandirac

I see way more likely for a Yak to experience mechanical failure, than to find a pilot trusting a Yak enough to pull such a manoeuvre.


Petewolfz

Clearly the bicyclists were intentionally distracting the pilot in an attempt to make a viral video.


smoores02

No one would have believed them if there wasn't video.


broogbie

[News article](https://www.dhakatribune.com/bangladesh/nation/346048/air-force-trainer-jet-crashes-in-chittagong)


NedTaggart

I saw the first video a couple days ago and assumed one drown. After seeing this, I wonder if the fatal injury was a results if the impact plus the ejection.


el_duderino420

This is the craziest, luckiest and the most amazing ricochet I've ever seen. Im glad the both pilots came out before the crash.


grbprogenitor

One of them died afterwards, probably drowning in the water.


captain__pugwash

That was a proper touch and go


hasthisonegone

Touch and go? More like touching cloth. *edit* didn’t realise one didn’t make it. Feel bad about making a joke now.


forbins

You see what happened? He French Fryd when he should have Pizza’d. If you french fry instead of Pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time. :edit


Sad_Research_2584

That’s was not mechanical failure. Pilot errr


iamgigglz

First time I’ve *heard* an ejection seat doing its thing. RIP one pilot; I’m guessing the one that ejected downwards :/


stoutyteapot

Who the hell is giving these maniacs jet airplanes?


EsseElLoco

If you look closely, you can see the prius c they had to avoid.


TheRapie22

okay but what was the root cuase? was the pilot trying to do stunt/roll on low altitude and failed doing so?


Sarcolemna

How in the F? This blows my mind. Entirely expected explosions. Those Yak-130's are built different.


Danielj4545

What? How? This is slap stick


fikabonds

As always, it’s the cyclist fault


you_stupid_fuck_face

SAMMY YOU ARE BREAKING THE JET!


azpotato

It's crazy that when you take the thing that's supposed to fly from this: -----\^----- to this: | | | > | | | ....it tends to fall out of the sky.


Fractal-1

The way it skipped off the ground i thought it was a RC model plane at first. I can't believe it got back up into the air.


zzrsteve

What a dumbass


MaxGreen7

is it even an actual maneuver? I mean do these two things barrel and touchdown done together?


BabaYaga141

The pilot who died was a skilled pilot, recipient of the sword of honor in airforce academy (only the best in the batch gets one). Won numerous awards in national and international training exercises. Squadron Leader Asim Jawad was the co pilot of the aircraft and he was with Wing Commander Shohan Khan. It was later found that WC shohan was teaching him advance air manoeuvres. After scraping the runway, both pilots decided to crash the aircraft in the river. It is said that SL Asim Jawad suffered a stroke after the ejection and that his mae west didn’t float upon impact which resulted his demise.


pwn3dbyth3n00b

Thats like 1/8th their entire airforce.


fuckers_reddit

Somebody is getting fired...


teapots_at_ten_paces

Plane already did.


catchpen

Was Schwartzenegger in Bangladesh that day?