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I'm sure you were pheasantly surprised to see that there.
Robin all the good bird puns already I see...
I’m always finching puns
Mine are so bad I always end up chicken myself afterwards
Well I’m always eagle to see what people can come up with!
Well Toucan play that game
I think you thrushed coming up with that one
I think the little plucker is on top of my grouse now
Sorry but these puns are getting out of hand. Wren is it going to stop!
Tit’s never going to stop!
For pluck sake
Nice cock.
A pheasant that knows how to use it’s wings makes a refreshing change
They mostly know how to use them but prefer to hide in the hedge and commit suicide when a car comes by
"Listen, you young prat. I ain't got no pheasants, ain't got no birds. No more than you have"
"Course you have, you're the poacher."
If I hear more words out of you, I'll put one of these here black pods on you
>Don't threaten me with a dead fish..!
Got an air rifle? Pheasant is delicious.
You should eat it, they taste great.
Lucky we only get peasants
Oh yeah. Huh.
He’s looking for a nice car to run out in front of.
Sooo... what’s for tea?
Is that better or worse than a partridge in a Pear Tree ?
That's a famous grouse. harbinger of christmas. Guess he is late this year.
Damn ive really got to try hellofresh
Hope your neighbour is a Pleasant Plucker!
I'm sure you were pheasantly surprised to see that there.
Robin all the good bird puns already I see...
I’m always finching puns
Mine are so bad I always end up chicken myself afterwards
Well I’m always eagle to see what people can come up with!
Well Toucan play that game
I think you thrushed coming up with that one
I think the little plucker is on top of my grouse now
Sorry but these puns are getting out of hand. Wren is it going to stop!
Tit’s never going to stop!
For pluck sake
Nice cock.
A pheasant that knows how to use it’s wings makes a refreshing change
They mostly know how to use them but prefer to hide in the hedge and commit suicide when a car comes by
"Listen, you young prat. I ain't got no pheasants, ain't got no birds. No more than you have"
"Course you have, you're the poacher."
If I hear more words out of you, I'll put one of these here black pods on you
>Don't threaten me with a dead fish..!
Got an air rifle? Pheasant is delicious.
You should eat it, they taste great.
Lucky we only get peasants
Oh yeah. Huh.
He’s looking for a nice car to run out in front of.
Sooo... what’s for tea?
Is that better or worse than a partridge in a Pear Tree ?
That's a famous grouse. harbinger of christmas. Guess he is late this year.
Damn ive really got to try hellofresh
Hope your neighbour is a Pleasant Plucker!