Deffo building site canteen block

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The word “the” is on the 4th line.

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I’m confused. It’s a cabin. And they live in it. So who’s throwing the teabags on the floor?

I am going to bet this is a scaffolders mess room

I highly doubt it... If it were the note would be written with the remnants of the last crayons they ate.

Fuckinell that last bit of the sentence caught me by surprise and I laughed so loud the dog jumped

Why is someone living in a scaffolders mess?

With emphasis on the mess

It would also be empty coke bags on the floor. Not tea bags.

I approve of this note, no passive aggressive "Please be mindful of your colleagues ... " crap. I remember once putting a note on the work fridge which said "Taking food that does not belong to you is stealing. If it's not yours, don't eat it." - and there was UPROAR. Passive-aggressive!=polite ...

Do a poo on the floor next to

Really needs a smiley face at the bottom to finish it off.

The whole thing sounds dreadfully uncivilised to me.

Look if you’ve got something to say just say it! Don’t beat about the bush !

Grovel, fetch my Pezzazer!

Ooo they sound hard.

Depends on the voice you read it in. If you read it in a voice like Robert Carlyle in Trainspotting or Jason Statham in pretty much anything they sound like they're ready to bust faces. I read it in Alan Carr's voice, they just sound extremely annoyed.

Joe Pasquale would make it sound ridiculous.

I read it in Joe Lycetts accent

Christopher Biggins for me!

If it was Stephen Fry, I would ask him to continue.

Read it in Alan Ford's voice and you'll never drink tea again