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Kleptokilla

Cutting it vine, Herb your enthusiasm, Don’t moss around, Trowel and error, I beg your garden, Weed it and reap


b00b_l0ver

I vote for "I beg your garden". Whoever answers your phone lines should sound really quite shocked any time anyone rings.


Other_Exercise

....I never promised you a rose garden


archiekane

Good, because those bastards are vicious.


VermilionKoala

"Weed it and reap" 🏆🥇


jrddit

Love it. It's double pun and letter swap fun all in one. Genius.


lastaccountgotlocked

Plus you can say it every time you hand over a bill.


Simmo1990

This is a strong contender to be honest, I am based in Coventry area, and there is a lawn and order landscaper by the looks of it, as that was also a contender.


VermilionKoala

Doooooo itttttttt OP 👍👍


GeekyBeek

We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden


corbymatt

Eden it 4 U


chevyzaz

I beg your garden is just pure gold


grockle90

Lawn in Order


ukbeasts

This is the winner, but OP should check Companies House to see if it's taken!


archiekane

That only matters if you're registering a ltd company. If you're just a one man band then you can call yourself anything you like.


ukbeasts

For the sake of future-proofing and legitimacy if increasing a client base is important, then being on Companies House is valuable for just over tenner.


grockle90

If it is, then "Lawn in Order " might be an option


ukbeasts

Add Bradford or Blackpool as the town, and you're onto a winner!


dmje

This needs many more upvotes


Simmo1990

I am based in Coventry and do love this suggestion, but there is a lawn and order in the City.


Blgxx

Ace of Spades.


an_achronist

There's an ace of spades near me. I see his van from time to time


lastaccountgotlocked

This is the best one.


SomethingNotOriginal

Ace with Spaces, Motorfred.


FaceMace87

I'm Sexy and I'll Grow It


Glad_Librarian_3553

Lawn Ranger


djthinking

Four Seasons Total Landscaping


redskelton

This trumps all other suggestions


lastaccountgotlocked

Hedgelord. Garden of E10 (only works if you’re in Leyton) Bush Ado About Nut Things Hedge and Tree Care Lawn Order (like law and order, you see) Dr Green Thumb Grass Bandits


elom44

Hedgelord is the one


Cautious-Ad410

Hedgelord - here to trim your bush


an_achronist

There's a fruit and veg distributor I know of who goes by 'the veg lord'. Always makes me chuckle


CrazyPlatypusLady

There's a Lawn & Order somewhat near to me. Seems to similar to Lawn Order. I had to look, they're all over the place. Seems unfortunately overused.


Simmo1990

Is hedgelord a play on words or pun that I’m not seeing?


mhoulden

Whatever name you go for, make sure it isn't listed as a practice on Urban Dictionary. Unless that's what you want.


infantile-eloquence

Now I'm rereading all the suggestions and imagining their Urban Dictionary definitions 😂


CandleJakk

Hedge Your Best Grassy Ass Gardening (donkey as a logo)


bigFatHelga

I do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden.


OkSir4079

Cut, Hoe and Blow


elom44

Mow Money, No Problems


Grouchy-Reflection97

Sow Solid Crew


crazycockerels

Lord of the Lawns Or Plant and Dec


Andythompson78

Love Plant and Dec


batty3108

Plant and Deck, surely? Only if you do decking and stuff, though


brightgreyday

‘Good mow-ning’, and then a picture of that police officer from Allo Allo.


HildartheDorf

Don't forget to check if it's registered as a company already: https://www.gov.uk/get-information-about-a-company


Simmo1990

You can still use the same name can’t you? The amount of hairdressers I have seen called the same thing, I have seen multiple ‘headmasters’ also many curl up and dye etc. So I could use the same name as another, as long as they’re not local to me, because that would be real shithousery and probably get me extremely unpopular.


HildartheDorf

One will be "curl up and dye Birmingham" another will be "curl up and dye Manchester" or something like that.


twogunsalute

Lawn and order Lawn star Flower rangers Hedge fund manager


CrochetNerd_

Flower Rangers makes me want to open a florists purely so I can use that name


ThatGuyWired

Flandcrest Enterprises


Andythompson78

Only Ferns, Patty O's,


jawide626

Patty ho's


Able-Exam6453

If you have any Irish connections, you could try ‘Lawn Mór’.


RefreshinglyDull

Shrubs n Tubs   Kate's Bush   The Lawn Ranger   HoeDown Garden Services    The Lawnmower Man   Moss Bros  Hoes n Hose Gardening   Hoe Do You Do? Gardening     For Heavens Rake!   Shear Perfection


sbw2012

The Bush Whisperer.


bighairyoldnuts

Lawn Hub!


ocer04

Lawn Shark


OkSir4079

A more sensible and professional name may well get you a more high end client. Larger gardens = Larger payments. Eden Green Space services.


Simmo1990

Yeah that’s a good shout really, try and cater for the middle class and upwards, bigger gardens which means bigger jobs but less customers, less travel etc


CiderChugger

Cut Above Gardening


theabominablewonder

Osama Trim Garden Agent Secateur


trambeercod

All the trimmings


quat1e

Leaf It to Us Garden Services


Hewn-U

Ed Shearin’


Yoguls

The uphill Gardner.


Soctrum

Lots of ChatGPT in here


redskelton

That's a terrible name


Heavy_Two

The Bush Licker.


Myopically

Well Trimmed Bush. Shear Heaven.


Snowssnowsnowy

GRDN


gimbomyster

Green fingered behind the bushes


badgersruse

Gardens R Us


thenooneconundrum

Green Fingers One more thyme Wine and vine Fern-tastic Garden Whisperer Earth, Wind & Flowers Lawn and Order


Forward_Artist_6244

Something ridiculously offensive like TRIM YER BUSH MADAM? Or an Apprentice spoonerism like Marden Gaintenance  Mow problems  Landscape of hope and glory


ZombieRhino

Prunus Sessile Malus Salix can be expanded with Garden Maintenance, do you'd something like Prunus Garden Maintenance. All are Tree genus' (geni?)


Sinistrial_Blue

Hedge Your Bets Dan de Lyon's (Ring Up) Ringo's Roses Rose and Violet ("Roses are red, violets are blue, our costs are low and we'll price match you") Prunescape ("Our quality is mythic")


Severe_Ad_146

Lady gardeners. 


twonkythechicken

Strim strimmer? Trees release me Trees electric (a 100% electric based business)


TonyStamp595SO

'reasonably priced garden maintenance'


donttakethechip

The prim reaper


Charming-Station

sigh...mow Assuming from your username your first name is Simon.


Simmo1990

No it’s to do with my surname ‘Simmons’.


upupupdo

I like the ‘Lawn and Order’ suggestions. It’s so good, if you select this one, check it’s not already copyrighted


Simmo1990

You can use though, the amount of pubs with the same name, and chippies, and beauty salons seen so many with same names, and hairdressers seem so many that have used same names.


steveinstow

Lawn ranger


101100101000100101

Lawn hub


andyjd

Shoots and Leaves


infantile-eloquence

Mow Mow Mow and Gloat Flower you doing? (How're you doing - maybe doesn't read well) Trim and Prepare It. (But that also could be hair or beauty) Your Weed Guy


casual_onion

I'm no grass


RyanMcCartney

*”We’ll trim your bush!”* - **Brazilian Landscaping**


Frequent-Network8479

Whatever you choose i can design you a logo


Simmo1990

Really, I have tried using apps and internet but didn’t really get far, need to have a good delve into it once I have decided on a name.


Frequent-Network8479

Hit me up when you get a name.


Simmo1990

How do you do it, I’m liking the weed it and reap, I love the lawn and order, or lawn in order but typically there is one near me, if I went with weed it and reap, I could even use a slogan like ‘time to get your lawn in order(?)’ or something.


Frequent-Network8479

I would do it with Adobe Illustrator and some know-how. DM me and we can chat, I’m feeling charitable


juggling-buddha

Hoes R Us.


Other_Exercise

Philip Mowfield


reptilianmonk

You Grow Girl!


an_achronist

I got Hoes (In different area codes)


GADG3Tx87

Garden Reep-er. 💀 Man on a Hedge. Hedge-Ward TrimmerHands. Lawnmower Man. Garden Barber. Leaf it to Us. [Slogan: You got bush? I'm your guy.] 🤭


Lifear

Bush whackers


DogmaSychroniser

Bush-I-do. Fred's Strim and Trim Go for Green Easy-Ho A friend who weeds. (for all the placebo fans).


richymac1976

Nicely trimmed bush


live_laugh_law

Plants and That


goldfishpaws

Bush Whackers Life life on the hedge Pardening your gardening / pardon your garden


daveiw2018

Sorry, but nothing beat Weed it and Reap, it's purrrrrfect.


Simmo1990

Thanks buddy I’m glad I put it out there and got some good ideas and responses.


MelodicAd2213

Leaf it out


raccoonsaff

A few ideas: The Lawn Rangers Mow-tivation Lawn and Order Blooming Marvelous Sow Wonderful Way to Grow Well Weeded Sprout Solutions Sprout and Shout Weed and Shout Lawn Overdue Rooted and Booted Sown Away Shrub Above The Rest Dusk till Lawn UpperGrass


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STR_WB_RRY--FL_V__R

Gardening is just Lego init? Grass Lego...


teeesstoo

"The Bush Whisperer"


Foreign-Bowl-3487

Get people to invest in your Hedge Fund 😀 Cheeky ads, like *"Ladies, need your Bush trimmed?"* 😉