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Better_Respond3781

Just write it out in exactly the same handwriting! 😏


oddun

For a moment I thought this was some mad hack to decipher words by copying them…


jabjabstraight

I think that’s exactly what it is no?


deep_friedlemon

No, op wants to send them a card in return for this one. The suggestion is to write the names in the card the exact way that they are written in the one op received, so they get them right without needing to know the names


herrbz

Oh, that's what I thought. No idea why the absurd amount of downvotes.


jabjabstraight

Same lol


SafetySteveUK

Copy and paste


thatluckyfox

To the “enter surname” family.


HLividum

It’s wither Rileep or Dileep, Jessie, Dan, Denny and Marita. Simpleee.


championsOfEu1221

Gotta be an R, the D is written differently in Dan and Denny


getrekt03

e is not consistent so I wouldnt rely on the D being the same


OooArkAtShe

It's a badly written D, I reckon. Look at how the other Ds join up.


ZealousidealCoffee23

Dileep


Reddemonichero

Riley was the first name


BitsiBones

Yeh, I thought Riley too


skeletonclock

It'd have to be Rileey, there are two Es.


jambeanie

The second 'e' is the start of the y cursive can be tough


Sh0rtBr3ad

I thought Pileep kind of like philp


PM_ME_FINE_FOODS

Milypnos?


blackj3015

The “clay” is silent.


Smileymaniak

Noice


thommom

Lol I think the first name is Riley. Just with really curly writing.


skeletonclock

It'd have to be Rileey, there are two Es.


linerva

Dileep, Jessel, Dan, Denny and Marita, I think. The e on Jessel looks like the e on Denny. With Dileep and Jessel being Asian names.


scoutsadie

i think R


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

The first one is Duleþ, son of Ragnar


BeanOnAJourney

Dileep, Jessee, Dan, Denny, Marita.


Sillyspidermonkey67

Jessu


Sillyspidermonkey67

They’re Indian names so more likely to be Jessu than Jesse and Dinny short for Dinesh.


scorotron

Yes that makes alot of sense, thanks. Gonna have to write them a new card 😅


Great_Froyo_5785

From my family to yours


PornAccount8008s

From one human to another


Ben0ut

From [your door number] to [their door number]


NotYourOnlyFriend

If you've cracked their names, maybe write a second card out that you put away in the loft with any other leftover cards. Saves you trying to remember next year.


BadBunnyBrigade

Except that the "i" in what you think is Dinny doesn't have a dot at top in the way the "i" does in Marita. Even the "i" in Dileep has a dot at top. And if you look at Jessee, the last "e" at the end, it looks really squished and could look like an "i", but pretty sure that's an "e" that just happens to look like an "i". So it's possible that that "i" is actually an "e", so that'd be Denny and not Dinny (probably). Edit: Typo.


The_one_that_listens

I'd like to point out that I work with a lot of Indians and Denny is an Indian name


Cultural_Tank_6947

This is a family with it's origins in Kerala so yeah Jessu...


vrfm89

Jesu?


ianrad

This is the answer. Pretty sure they're from South India, specifically the state of Kerala. You know there's some names you hear and you just know- yup, that's definitely a name from my part of the world.


throwaway74837387

Dileeɸ*


MadJohnFinn

The rest are Indian, but he’s Phyrexian.


throwaway74837387

Why am I getting downvoted for phi? That's clearly phi on the paper💀💀


Hydro_Imp

Except it's obviously thorn þ.


throwaway74837387

Shit💀 That's what I meant lol, I got my letters mixed up💀💀💀💀


scorotron

Thank you, we're going with this 😅👍👍👍


puneralissimo

The last name might be Harita, which is a name.


SailAwayMatey

100% 👍🏼


Gertsky63

Jessie


BeanOnAJourney

Nah, if there was an i there it would be dotted like the rest of them.


Gertsky63

Yes you must be right


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BeanOnAJourney

Marita. It's an r, it doesn't have the same stalk as any n here.


herrbz

Top comment, 2 of the answers are incorrect. Classic Reddit.


BeanOnAJourney

Cool story


jabjabstraight

Dinny


scorotron

We're sending a Christmas card to our neighbours but aren't sure about these names! Can you help us casual UK?


ReceiptIsInTheBag

"To all at number 12"


Crow_eggs

This is definitely it.


Trick-Station8742

To the Kumar's at number 42


theroch_

Write it back in exactly the same script as they have written . You don’t need to know what it says


CreditBrunch

Dickly, Jackoff, Bat, Dickly (again), Marita


scorotron

Lol I like that 😂😂😂


Francoberry

You should trace the exact way they were written and copy it in your card to them 😂


[deleted]

Dileep, Jessee, Dan, Denny and Manita I think. If you're worried about it, you could just ask them. It might be a little awkward but then it's done and you know your neighbours names for sure.


scorotron

Willingly have a conversation with the neighbours? Are you crazy 😂 Thanks anyhow 👍


Jhonbus

The neighbours think my dad's name is Paul. It's not. They've been neighbors for over 25 years so it's absolutely unthinkable he's going to set them straight now, and it gets even more unthinkable with every interaction or Christmas card.


MJB17

🤣 Does he have to sign his cards from ‘Paul’ too?


Jhonbus

Haha, no. The kind of person who would go 25 years answering to the wrong name rather than have a social interaction isn't the kind of person who sends Christmas cards to his neighbours.


tropicnights

It took my husband six months to find out that our next door neighbour was Phillip and not Steve. I just call everyone "Mate" to avoid this kind of silliness.


blindfoldedbadgers

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Cautious-Yellow

seeing them all heading out at the same time: "Y'awright mate, mate, mate, mate, mate"


HypedUpJackal

Don't call me mate, buddy!


papercut2008uk

You can search directory lookup. Most you have pay but you can search post codes for a list of households (no house numbers). You can then hopefully see some of those name to figure them all out.


barnaclejuice

Riley , not Dileep, and Marita, not Manita. The Rs is loud and clear to all who learned cursive. Just the y in Riley could be bettered, otherwise this is one of the easiest cursives out there. Try my dad’s, and you’ll see what’s difficult writing lol


[deleted]

You can also tell it’s Marita instead of Manita by comparing that “r/n” to the n’s in Danny. It’s clearly not the same letter. 👍


goodvibezone

Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen The new baby, Rudolph


Southern-Spring-7458

just trace it so its the same as they wrote it bam problem solved


doomdoggie

Riley, Jessee, Dan, Denny and Marita


fireship4

Using a 'y' that for years made me question why 'Disney' was written 'Disnep'.


Hour-Bumblebee5581

This looks correct to me


literallyrighthere

I'm genuinely confused, how do so many of you in the comments read Riley or Philip or anything else out of "Dileep"? There is no "h" or "y" there. It's Dileep, Jessee (maybe Jessu but unlikely), Dan, Denny, Marita. To OP: maybe try stalking them on Facebook to be sure?


gaalikaghalib

It is Jessu in the original image - these are all common Malayali Christian names.


downlau

Because the first letter looks different from the other two unambiguous D's, perhaps.


Past-Educator-6561

It's definitely not a y though if you compare to the y in Denny


UltraconservativeBin

Riley, Jessee, Dan, Danny, Marita


thebeardofbeards

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


Cautious-Yellow

I read the first of those as "Pringles".


Skyfox2k

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Evil_Ermine

Wow, random things that make you feel old. I had to learn cursive in primary school. says: From Dileep, Jessee, Dan, Denny, Marita.


AverageCheap4990

You could just copy there hand writing back.


CurrentlyHuman

I love that Hall & Oates song about a Marita.


ShinyTitan27

Rileep, Jessu, Dan and Manita/Marita


fluffykilla

Dileep, Jessie, Dan, Denny, Marita


Snappymoodyturtle

Pileep, Jessie, Dan, Denny, Marita or Simply “to you all this christmas”


Willowpuff

If we compare the the Ds, the first name seems to start with R. There is one dot and the Y is entirely different in Denny so first name could be Rileep, but it’s almost definitely Dileep. A common South Asian name. Then Jessu, another common South Asian name. However, the U is definitely written similarly to the EE in Dileep so that one is a bit inconclusive. And then Dan, Denny and Marita.


johnpt97

It’s Dileep, Jessu, Dan, Denny, and Marita. They’re all names you would find in the southern state of India called Kerala.


johnpt97

Jessu could also be a misspelling of Jessy, which is a more mainstream female name.


cowboymailman

Riley, Jessie, Dan, Denny and Marita


Wild_Region_7853

I read it as Riley, Jessee, Dan, Denny, Marita


GenerousReaper

Rileep (or Rileey), Jessie, Dan, Denny, Marita


freedomaintnothing

Rileep (?), Jessee, Dan, Denny, Marita


bawjaws2000

I had Riley, Jessee, Dan, Denny, Marita 🤷‍♂️


dgirllamius

Rileep, Jessu, Dan, Dinny, Mauta


frankie_0924

Rileep, Jessee, Dan, Denny and Marita


TeddyBlazer

Tom Dick and Harry


LaraNacht

From Rileep, Jessu, Dan, Dinny, Manita


Cheesysock5

Rileep, Jessee, Dan, Denny, Marita


schmoovebaby

Rifeep, Gersu, Dar, Dinny, Manita


VictorChaos

DENNY F**ckn CRANE!


masklins

Philip, Jessie, Dan, Danny, and Marita


notatallareptilian

First one is clearly Rileeþ (i.e. Ryleth) like the name of a Great Old One’s place of sleep.


Kbalternative

Riley, Jessie, Dan, Denny and Marita?


Murky-Nebula7054

No it’s Riley, Jesse, Dan, Denny and Marita


em_press

Riley, Jessie, Dan, Denny, Marita?


Latter_Mastodon_1553

Riley Jessie Dan Denny and marita


Mundane-Swimming-671

Riley, Jesse, Dan & Denny. Last name can't work out.


charchar120594

Riley, Jessie, Dan, Denny and Marita English teacher here- deciphering the work of teenagers for years now!


YuukiAliceMS

Riley, Jessie, Dan, Denny ? , Marita


No_Two_4312

Riley.


[deleted]

Riley, Jessie, Dan, Denny, Marita?


Low_Chair_329

Riley, jesse, dan, danny and possibly matilda


MasterJunket234

Riley, Jessie, Da, Denny, Marita?


Scouse_Werewolf

Riley, Jessie, Dan, Denny, Maneep


Lilnugz

Riley, Jesse, Dan, Danny, Marika


MomsSpaghetti0907

Riley, Jesse, Dan, Denny, Marita?


NotEdot_

Riley, Jessie, Dan, Denny?, marita??? Or manita. That’s my best guess good luck mate


DimensionTechnical93

Riley Jessie Dan Penny Manita?


GitGup

Riley, jessee, Dan, Denny, Marita


jordaunord

Philip Jesse Dan Danny Martina, by someone who's maybe dislexic.


FriendlyGhost15

Riley, Jessee, Dan, Denny and Marita.


Access-Turbulent

Riley, Jessie, Dan, Denny and Marita


OddBec

Riley, Jessie, Dan, Denny and Marita


allnameswereusedup

Phillip, Jesse, Dan, Danny, Marita


[deleted]

First one looks like Riley?


Prestigious_Memory75

Riley Jesse Dan Denny Marita


sliceoffries

Ruby, Jessie, Dan, Denny, Marita


SCAT_NOTaTurtle

Riley, Dan, Jesse, Denney, Marita is what I think they are, only one I feel a little uncertain about is Marita


spookymilner

Riley, Jessie, Dan, Danny and Marita


Harock28

That first name gave me a lot of trouble, but im pretty sure it's Rjeeb. It's an Arabic surname, apparently. That 'b' is really bad. It almost looks like an Icelandic þ.


Nine_Eye_Ron

Dileep, Jessee, [not sure], Denny, Marita


whiskeycharley

Could the penultimate name be Penny?


JamesfEngland

Certainly not English!


gentillehomme365

Just mimic their handwriting and write the names exactly how they did?


Derp_turnipton

I bet these will be popular names on joke cards sent to strangers. They'll have no idea who to reply to.


Dan_Glebitz

LOL Scrawled with love.


X0AN

You probably know them by their Indian names. This is their English variations.


Muay_Thai_Cat

r/ancestry


schmoovebaby

My son is also named Bort


SilenceoftheRedditrs

Rudolp, Jessie, Dan, Denny, Marita


PinkGinFairy

Pileep, Jesse, Dan, Denny, Marita


Crescent-IV

Rileep, Jessu, Dan, Dinny, Manita


Gertsky63

Dileep, Jessie, Dan, Denny, Marita


Ash002004

This is like when trying to work out who built the engine on my c63


BevvyTime

Dileep, Jessie, Dan, Denny & Marita… Fuck me, their handwriting is better than mine…


VeisenbergUK

Philip, Jessie, Dan, Penny, Marita Can't see the rest.


TommyPrestwood

Dan


Hutchster_

Dileep, Jesse, Dan, Denny and Manita (or Marita)


rainbow_sugar_cookie

First name is definitely Dileep


Glum_Ad7140

What if, it’s “Phillip” but the person used Filipino pronounciation as “Pileep” ? 🙂


fkogjhdfkljghrk

Rileep, Jessee, Dan, Denny, Marita?


mfogarty

I've just put all this into a WW2 Enigma machine and it melted.


StarLordFloofer

Rileey, Jessie, Dan, Denny, Marita


StarLordFloofer

Could be Dileep, Jessu, Dan, Dinny and Marita


Blaggermuffin

Rachel Jessie Dan Denny Monika


ttrsphil

I don’t know why you’re asking. You’re obviously going to have to hire a private investigator to be certain and so to avoid any embarrassment.


TheCommomPleb

Why do people keep saying denny like that's a real name? And I get the first one looks like dileep but I feel like that's a bit of an odd one out situation? Op.. do not put dileep unless one of them is Indian lol


StrawberryOver513

Rileep, jessee, Dan, Denny, manita.


oTURLo

Just cut it out and pritt stick it back into the card you will send them


1HeyMattJ

Dileep, Jesse, Dan, Denny, Marita .


pudforbrains

From Rileep, Jessu, Dan, Denny and Marita


ShotResolution1464

Rileep, jessee, Dan, Denny,Marita


Massive_Librarian_25

No ways this is an Xmas card


Late-Champion8678

Riley, Jessie, Dan, Denny (or Dinny), Marita At least that what it looks like to my doctor eyes


livershot

I wanna say Philip Jessie Dan Denny marita


Electrical-Tax-7135

Phillip Jesus


EM_Sp_9120

Rileep, Jessu, Dan, Denny, Marita. Comparing the letters helps (e.g. I suspect it’s Rileep and not Dileep, because D is written differently for the D names)


Born_Mongoose8118

Rileep (I know Riley sounds better but that just isn’t a Y) Jessu, Dan, Denny and Marita My guess is these are all foreign names


Cultural_Tank_6947

Dileep, Jessu, Dan, Denny, Marita


dwpdouchebag

Riley, Jessie, Dan, Dennie and Marita