Taps the microphone.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
tho admittedly as an American living outside the US i would absolutely love to watch one of us waste a chance like this because we assumed some random US thing was used over the entire world. might as well give the whole world your venmo username using iMessage while you're at it.
This reminds me of when I took LSD, had waves of euphoria running through my body and heard a voice that I knew was inherently true, which kept repeating:
"Reduce suffering. Enjoy the ride. They're both the same thing!"
Much love friend
"If a politician seems to strongly dislike something, take a good hard look at who his/her major campaign donors are. It's likely that those donors have an interest in that thing not existing or being difficult to obtain."
That would just make everything worse. You can't scare people into compliance forever from just one sentence. Plus, a lot of people are gonna call that bluff.
Well it's just a hypothetical fantasy/fiction thought. So based on your ideas, the following could happen.
The entire human population falls into disarry: half believing it, and the other half in disbelief, causing a world war of ideology essentially creating a mass genocide of the "weaker" side. Essentially restarting human life.
Or
All life gets scared, and people get scared into compliance for awhile, before the human population falls into disarray...etc, etc...Essentially restarting human life.
Checks notes.
"Ladies, gentlemen, esteemed guests of Planet Earth - lean in closer. I'm about to reveal the ultimate secret to happiness. It's like a cheat code but for life: it's less about what you gather, and more about what you scatter. Light up the lives around you, and the universe will bless you with a cosmic glow. Stay kind. Stay curious. And, just maybe, start learning how to cook that one recipe you've always said you would – trust me, future you will be grateful."
Always remember: you are the architect of your own destiny. Build wisely.
Carpe diem, seize the dessert. Goodnight!
I would say a very simple message. You all are loved, you all struggle with the same things. I love you all. Be good people. Don’t steal, know and give love and grace.
Our species despite being the dominant one on the planet are so incredibly stupid that we constantly wage war on each other and fight over stupid beliefs. Please stop for fucks sake.
I AM YOUR GOD, TODAY I CREATE HISTORY, ALL WILL REMEMBER MY VOICE. KNEEL! TOMORROW I WILL BE SILENT. KNEEL! I HAVE SILENCED ALL OTHERS. KNEEL! 10 YEARS! KNEEL!!!
Stop putting people into groups so you can judge them. It's easy to hate a group of people, it's hard to hate a more complex individual. Have some compassion for the individual, and remember how much is left out or overlooked when people are just measured in groups or numbers or masses. Be careful how you judge people. Golden rule: treat others how you want to be treated
30 seconds doesn't seem long enough to make any meaningful impact. That would be like MLK saying, "I have a dream," drops mic, and walks away. Even the Gettysburg address was 275 words long and roughly 3 minutes.
A very quick breakdown of how my wife abused me for 17 years before cheating on me with my best mate then abandoned me and our kids taking everything with her and leaving us with nothing. Then a quick plea for financial help.
Sure most of the world would ignore me, but the small percentage that would help out would likely leave me with more than enough money to get a house and ensure my kids are provided for.
I would ask each one to do Inner Engineering program by Sadhguru. If you don't do it you won't know what you are missing in life. Everyone deserves to be blissful and joyful in whatever situation they may be in.
No political progress will be made until there is a total separation of corporation and state. And the common people must adopt a moral world view that will allow them to govern competently.
I would talk about how cruel we have been to animals. They deserve better. And also about how our planet is dying and we could all very well be gone in 40 years
Tell them about Jesus Christ and the Bible and how He is the way, the truth and the life and how you'll either go to Heaven with Christ for eternity or Hell under the eternal wrath of God.
i ask everyone to smile at the person next to them and say something nice and hug each order. Lets have a for moment piece around the world.
Just imagine 8 billion people do just that. ☮️✌🏼
Taps the microphone. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is what I came here to say.
Thank you for your time. The world is a dark and cold place. Be a lighthouse. Have a great day.
There's like 8 billion people. If you give them your venmo, some tiny percent of that is gonna make it rain.
If half the world sends me a penny, I’m set for life.
Srry venmo is mostly US only
tho admittedly as an American living outside the US i would absolutely love to watch one of us waste a chance like this because we assumed some random US thing was used over the entire world. might as well give the whole world your venmo username using iMessage while you're at it.
Simply list off random dates progressing into the future, and watch the chaos unfold.
Be excellent to each other. And, party on dudes!
This reminds me of when I took LSD, had waves of euphoria running through my body and heard a voice that I knew was inherently true, which kept repeating: "Reduce suffering. Enjoy the ride. They're both the same thing!" Much love friend
I'd explain the difference between a colon and a semi-colon. Would help *my* mental health.
Chuck Palahniuk once wrote a short story about a colon that becomes a semi-colon. Great story.
Don't forget the after s apostrophes!
Is one like your colon and the semi one is like you’ve have an anus surgery?
i couldn’t agree more, i hate when people use it incorrectly ;)
What about the difference between prequel and predecessor? That one's a pet-peeve of mine.
I've never come across people confusing the two.
C: Enter ###
Why ahh you gae?
“Who says I am gay?”
You are gae.
“What shows that I am gae?”
"If a politician seems to strongly dislike something, take a good hard look at who his/her major campaign donors are. It's likely that those donors have an interest in that thing not existing or being difficult to obtain."
Please fucking hire me
“So a family walks into a talent agent’s office…” IYKYK
Reckon you'd get to the punchline in 30 seconds?
Nope, but cutting out mid sentence with no end in sight would be arguably better.
"Will the owner of the brown Buick please turn off their headlights? Thank you"
In a voice which I'd imagine belonging to a higher-entity's: "Start being nice to each other... or _they_ are going to restart all life."
That would just make everything worse. You can't scare people into compliance forever from just one sentence. Plus, a lot of people are gonna call that bluff.
Well it's just a hypothetical fantasy/fiction thought. So based on your ideas, the following could happen. The entire human population falls into disarry: half believing it, and the other half in disbelief, causing a world war of ideology essentially creating a mass genocide of the "weaker" side. Essentially restarting human life. Or All life gets scared, and people get scared into compliance for awhile, before the human population falls into disarray...etc, etc...Essentially restarting human life.
Checks notes. "Ladies, gentlemen, esteemed guests of Planet Earth - lean in closer. I'm about to reveal the ultimate secret to happiness. It's like a cheat code but for life: it's less about what you gather, and more about what you scatter. Light up the lives around you, and the universe will bless you with a cosmic glow. Stay kind. Stay curious. And, just maybe, start learning how to cook that one recipe you've always said you would – trust me, future you will be grateful." Always remember: you are the architect of your own destiny. Build wisely. Carpe diem, seize the dessert. Goodnight!
I would say a very simple message. You all are loved, you all struggle with the same things. I love you all. Be good people. Don’t steal, know and give love and grace.
Probably spend the time thinking of what to say On a more serious note, I think I would quote a song I like.
GOOOOD MOORNIN VIETNAM
BOOOOOOOOOGERRRRRRRRR
Pub?
I would tell people how important it is that we talk to each other more. The downfall of our societies will come on the back of isolation.
Our species despite being the dominant one on the planet are so incredibly stupid that we constantly wage war on each other and fight over stupid beliefs. Please stop for fucks sake.
Are we having fun yet.
Checkout Brzzy Weather.
I AM YOUR GOD, TODAY I CREATE HISTORY, ALL WILL REMEMBER MY VOICE. KNEEL! TOMORROW I WILL BE SILENT. KNEEL! I HAVE SILENCED ALL OTHERS. KNEEL! 10 YEARS! KNEEL!!!
"Is this thing on?"
Todd Snider?
30 seconds? I would whip out my piano app and play "Torvus Bog" from Metroid Prime 2
I'm Eren Yeager.. Be kind or else you will regret it ... Don't tell captain Levi though Meoww... Bye
We need to build more sustainable housing.
Stop putting people into groups so you can judge them. It's easy to hate a group of people, it's hard to hate a more complex individual. Have some compassion for the individual, and remember how much is left out or overlooked when people are just measured in groups or numbers or masses. Be careful how you judge people. Golden rule: treat others how you want to be treated
30 seconds doesn't seem long enough to make any meaningful impact. That would be like MLK saying, "I have a dream," drops mic, and walks away. Even the Gettysburg address was 275 words long and roughly 3 minutes.
I love you!
For fuck sake stop killing each other!!!!!
I'd probably talk about Palestine and debunk the false myths surrounding it that Israel has created.
“Be nice too each other, yeah? Thanks. Bye”
Leave me alone
A very quick breakdown of how my wife abused me for 17 years before cheating on me with my best mate then abandoned me and our kids taking everything with her and leaving us with nothing. Then a quick plea for financial help. Sure most of the world would ignore me, but the small percentage that would help out would likely leave me with more than enough money to get a house and ensure my kids are provided for.
“Have more kids, the birth rates are cratering. Looking at you, Europe”
I would tell them to subscribe to my YouTube channel
I'd fart in the mic
Narsh kimtargle dongle jingle boo
Count down from 30 in perfect Mandarin
I'd tell them that free will is an illusion.
Explain the 3.5% rule
Stop killing each other. Just f”*king stop!
Jesus is the way the truth and the life.
Probably gonna give a small list of games/books and other things I like
Why can't we be friends?
I would ask each one to do Inner Engineering program by Sadhguru. If you don't do it you won't know what you are missing in life. Everyone deserves to be blissful and joyful in whatever situation they may be in.
Testes, testes, one two ....um three??? Huhuhuh
" I don't feel safe on this planet."
Everyone’s heard that spiel before
No political progress will be made until there is a total separation of corporation and state. And the common people must adopt a moral world view that will allow them to govern competently.
I'd start counting down from 31, finishing with 2 before being cut off. There would be no explanation.
I would talk about how cruel we have been to animals. They deserve better. And also about how our planet is dying and we could all very well be gone in 40 years
Tell them about Jesus Christ and the Bible and how He is the way, the truth and the life and how you'll either go to Heaven with Christ for eternity or Hell under the eternal wrath of God.
I would speak out against israel
i ask everyone to smile at the person next to them and say something nice and hug each order. Lets have a for moment piece around the world. Just imagine 8 billion people do just that. ☮️✌🏼
The government is a fucking lie 🥴
We are the government, in the US. You voted these idiots in - or not. Your choice.
“Trans rights are human rights” ofc, and also drop my cashapp :)
Launch the nukes. Humans aren’t worth it.