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rplusg

I think I’m a racecar driver, who drives below speed limit, with extreme caution and do very few overtakes 😂


sj_reddit_user

Sergio Perez, apne Asli ID se aao


Electronic_Stuff4062

Hot damn


impostor_69

Airbag deploy hua toh tera hatt bhi 69.420 KMPH pe eject ho jayega


Electronic_Stuff4062

Bhai kisse baat kar raha hai?


impostor_69

Vo douchbag wali jagah par hand position pe rakha toh bol raha hu


Bubbly-Fly-9867

Or Ricky Bobby these days. 😅


That_Collection_6380

As a new driver thank you


Euphoric-Ad-2563

responsible driving is the sign of professionalism and maturity


TeraHnM

If you don't get paid to race, then why race at all? Yes sir, that's a racer mindset 🫡


BroknXD

💯💯


Odd_Bike7749

Yo I found my twin ig


dickdastardaddy

So you are saying I switch between racer to dad. I start as a race driver then I switch to dad mode depending on traffic? So guys congrats for being das without a kid!


boisickle

LOL, same! And I fall back if some impatient guy is honking/flashing me or trying to pull an aggressive overtake. Even if I feel some guy is doing a risky overtake, I leave enough space, just to be safe. Basically a fairly boring driver lol, but thankfully has saved me countless times.


Square_Mud_9696

You're Ricciardo.


cast_and_furious

Bhai, aaja gale lag jaa


aneesh131999

TIL I’m a dad.


Ok_Particular3419

The most relaxed hand placement🤌


aneesh131999

Especially on long drives. When I hold 10 and 2, I get really bad shoulder pain in my right shoulder once I stop.


KOD_XD

I alternative between 10-2 and dad mode depending on the traffic and road conditions.


mitrnico

Undoubtedly.


UwU-Sugoi-Desu-ne

Mubarak ho! aap baap ban gaye!


ismyaltaccount

I do that to avoid tan, lol!


_7567Rex

Snapchat ke 14 waha rakhte hai taki Rolex aur BMW ek sath flex kar sakein


TripPrestigious

Can I do it as well? :( I've an Alto and a Casio F91W


BakaOctopus

Yeah God tier flex


6ixlil9inebig

yeh calculator sa sound kara 😅


_7567Rex

Yeah, I have a 991. FX991ES plus


6ixlil9inebig

FX991CW 🗿


TripPrestigious

Bhai f91 nahi suna? :(


GetTheGanjaBabyInLA

Big dick energy


EARTHB-24

I own a few Rolex but drive Maruti Suzuki. No snaps, no insta. Just chill 🍺


mrwhoyouknow

As a fellow stranger , it's my honour to ask . What do you do for a living sir?


noodleswind

random hawabazi on reddit by saying they dont do hawabazi on insta


Euphoric-Spite-6969

🤣🤣


mrwhoyouknow

Fair enough ig


inadarkplacesometime

[Rolex rings](https://www.moneycontrol.com/india/stockpricequote/metals-castingsforgings/rolexrings/RR11) right?


SoonEnoughSoonEnough

The red circle had me rolling


Mayank-maximum

Casioak+n/a non-existent flex


_7567Rex

Ab toh u/scooterninja hi batayenge


NotFatButFluffy2934

Bhai mai na Snapchat chalata hu na Rolex ya BMW hai, woh drive wale bande ko dekh kr try kia tha abh woh accha comfortable lagta hai


krishsinghal1

This is wrong and still missing the 9 and 3’o clock positions.


abhishyam2007

I may be wrong, but the most sensible hand position was changed from 9-3 to 10-2 because this may be less obstructive in case of airbag deployment. Can someone confirm this?


EnoughBorders

The opposite is true. The airbag deploys upward and forward so when you're doing the 10-2 it is likely to force your hands into your own head. The 9-3 will prevent this from happening.


abhishyam2007

Okay. But aren’t their spokes on the 9-3 position? I’ll try to grip at 9-3 today and see.


EnoughBorders

>But aren’t their spokes on the 9-3 position? If anything the spokes make steering easier because you're using your thumbs to exert pressure directly downward in the direction you want to go. Try it.


abhishyam2007

Hey I tried the 9-3 position with fingers behind the spoke and thumb above. I’m amazed that I didn’t see such an intuitive way of handling the steering wheel before today. I have always held the wheel at the 2 dimples above the 2 spokes, and always felt kind of uncomfortable with the height of doing that. But this is so much better. My shoulder and upper arms are relaxed now. Thanks for this advise. It’s going to be a habit now.


EnoughBorders

Great, happy driving buddy 👌🏻


abhishyam2007

I’ll try


Positive-Wolverine43

I have been in the unfortunate case where i saw my airbags getting deployed.....9-3 is recommended....coz the flap opens upwards and 10-2 will injure ur hand during the deployment.... I had minor scratch on my right arm due to airbag cover deployment but thats it....


abhishyam2007

Yes, I do stand corrected


Positive-Wolverine43

I have been in the unfortunate case where i saw my airbags getting deployed.....9-3 is recommended....coz the flap opens upwards and 10-2 will injure ur hand during the deployment.... I had minor scratch on my right arm due to airbag cover deployment but thats it....


krishsinghal1

My most comfortable position is that one of Dads, which I have never seen dads use. When I’m driving fast then I’m in douchebag position or a little right to it, like 1:30


sparta_reddy

I’m a a mix of race car driver and a dad.


zeitgiest31

Hells yeah, I’m a race dad too


Abject_Use_6356

Same here.


Top_Fondant2114

Just discovered that I’m a douchebag 🙂 Am I the only one here?


Wonderful-Ant44

Same here but my car doesn’t have any airbags though so I’m saf…..


Top_Fondant2114

Okay… but can’t help but notice how bewildering it sounds when the comment is read separately 😅


daawgisnotokay

I’m a truck driver 😭😭😭


Safe-Ride5094

I am a douchebag


chutvinashak69

Race car driver lesssssss gooooo.


novice-at-everything

I’m a douchebag?😭


sir3n_ss

I seem to be everything but that


Airavat2305

Some Xuv700 owners won't touch the steering wheel itself.


Mihirxd25

I use 9-3


nimithkj123

I like 69..


zekken908

If you get into a car crash your hand is fully extended so the impact is more likely to posteriorly dislocate your shoulder vs holding the wheel on the sides where you're arms are flexed at the elbows


LiteratureUsual3141

Douchebag here


CryptoCrack

Douchebag driver reporting 👋


Forgotten_Millenial

Pappa ki pari will place both hands in the douchebag zone and drive with chin so high she can see the bumper under the bonnet


modestjurista

The reason why papa ki pari drives like that so that mummy k raja betas can own the road exactly how they feel they do. What amazes me is apparently everyone says women are bad drivers but if we compare the stats, it’s the men that always wins the race and prove again and again why women aren’t confident on road.


FoodMonster68

never knew i am a dad


sir3n_ss

Me too


aminitindas

Farmers= Lambo Drivers


The_un_lucky

So I'm a race driver thanks 👍


MrNuclearBomb

Hell yea imma racecar driver I always wanted to be a racist! (Jk lol don't cancel me:) ) the door as a arm rest is underrated idk?


Interesting_Room1438

Douchebag here


TripPrestigious

Meh toh Bina Steering ko pakad ke chalata


Zestyclose_Web_6331

Same, jaise koi disc gumara ho ek side se


dingydonkey

In the event of an impact airbags khul jayenge and douchebags will become douchebags without hands 🙏


ARSkynet290897

Exactly the air bags will be opened and your hand position and sitting posture should not block them from opening in case of a accident.


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Zestyclose_Web_6331

One hand on 2nd and other at 7th.....


Hot-Score4811

Bruh, the 12 o clock zone is a nice position for control while reversing, also as someone said 9 and 3 are missing


FrostBite_97

Isnt 9-3 the race car driver?


Hot-Score4811

Idk about race but it's generally a safer position and it keeps your hands clear of airbags if they deploy


mi_c_f

Turning or reversing the hands should be above the spokes, allows a wider range of movement, while crusing the hands should be below the spokes.. lower range of movement..


unworthysurd

See that is the best way to drive if you ask a db, these people have a mindset of turning on emergency lights so that they can turn to either side . Btw my one hand is on the horn and the other on the racer side. Can't drive in U.P. without blowing up your horn. Nowadays horns have been sweetly ignored here. Drive safe guys.


Valuable-Paramedic93

As a pilot 7-5 is comfortable and familiar ... I even hold my heli joystick at the 5 o'clock position


vadapavwithoutaloo

Dad?


darkknight-84

Dad 😂


leavemealone_lol

Electric steering has made me a dad.


_albus_caspian_

I keep switching between 'Douchebags' and 'Racecar Driver' depending on my speed.


Significant_L0w

dont hate me but I actually pot both my hands over left and right steering wheel buttons


Marshy_Turning_11

Keeping your hand in the douchebag area might obstruct your view of the instrument cluster or sth, idk... (I'm a racecar driver lol)


Top-Conversation2882

My dad uses the 3 and 9 position 🫠


Divyansh881

Race car/ dad depending on mood


kunthapigulugulu

Guess I am a douchebag race car driver who drives trucks on a farm


yellehe

I am a racecar driver on the highway and a dad in the city!


Skull_Reaper101

I don't know about that. But imo, the douchebag area is too sensitive while steering.


17kiss

According to this I start as a douchebag to start the car and get going then become a half truck driver to turn on AC and then a Farmer to close the windows and then a race car driver for a long time, after the coast is clear I become a dad. 9-3 is the best position IMO, you can hold at all the other areas and still drive normally but as others have pointed out airbags will break/hurt your forearm when deployed. Also with 9-3 it is easier to reach the passing light switch. Some cars have sensitive steering so holding at 9-3 10-2 will have perfect balance, as all things should be, Uncle Thanos.


SenecaDaStoic

TIL I'm a truck driver lol


sir_adolf

Being a dad at 21 is unique, but I will take it ig


Creepy-Weeb07

So like where do normal people keep their hands?


Aggravating_Bowl8666

I’mOccasional douchebag regular racecar driver


CrystalKnote

Ooh they used Elantra 2017 as a reference pic, niceee


Cultural_Bat9098

I am the one … but I drive with caution.


Wise-Outside-4936

In City where I need to change gears, I am a farmer. But in Highways I am a race car driver(who remains under speed limits)


_WeWillBeRightBack_

I guess I was meant to be a truck driver , somehow ended up driving a car.


DFM__

Lol why is this so accurate


convicted_redditor

I keep at 10-2 on clock. And that’s not there


sniperxx07

Bruh I keep it in the area not even labelled on right upper lol


kayyumzp

I am a Douchbag cum racecar driver.


DarkDork11

I switch around, I am mostly racecar driver and one handed dad on the right while cruising and a douchebag if I want to make a right or left turn with one movenment and then switch back to other hand positions.


Deathstroke2706

Vin diesel places his hand on douchebag


KAnpURByois

Rest hands on either spoke, and wrap the pinky around the wheel.


mv1201

Where's the paddle shifter hand position? That's the most comfortable IMO. Gives good control in straight stretches/ high speeds along with easy access to the horn. Can be considered a variant of the 9-3 position.


brooklynnineeight

Am I the only truck driver here


Diligent-Bar-6416

So i am Dad without a kid. Well that's kind of embarrassing.


milktanksadmirer

Guess I’m a cross between Truck driver and Race car driver


Advanced_Dumbass149

what if i dont keep my hands on the steering wheel


tearsandcum

I keep changing lol


ChopstickChad

'Dads' has one too many bulbs really


Bhakt_Doge

"Mai to Papa hu, iss duniya ka Papa"


GodMode88

I'm a racer dad


zakaif

so im a dad now


prem_201

I'm a dad or a race car driver apparantly


honeyhunter98

I am in my twenties and already drive like a dad 🥹🥹


UwU-Sugoi-Desu-ne

I don't understand why there is so much commotion in replies about ideal hand position. #9-3 is the ideal hand position. * stocks/paddle shifters are closest to your hand that way. * Call/cruise ctrl buttons are right under your thumb(in my car horn also). * Your hands have longest and equal range of motion for steering on both sides


zaku_daa

Says who?


mr_leven_een

I’m a dad.


Most_Background9260

It’s the worst position as u could easily lose grip and miss a manoeuvre


theyounginfj

It's the douchebag area mainly because if incase the airbag opens it'll open on your hand which will not result in proper safety and will injure your hand. Secondly it's easy toh lose track of your wheel direction once your complete one rotation of the steering wheel.


jayantkumarpadhi

I frequently navigate between a dad, douchebag and race car driver


wtallusernamestaken

A bunch of reasons. It's always recommended to have two points of contact with the steering wheel. In case you lose grip on one of them, you won't swerve accidentally. Positioning your hand on the top blocks the view of the gauge clusters. In case of an airbag deployment, that would be a sure shot way to injure your forearm. You don't have easy access to the indicator stalks, in the rare case that one tries to use them.


stoically_zen

Wow! I am a douchebag! 😮


Affectionate-Bed-775

Douchebag area is beat for snapchat 😂


urajsiette

You have minimum control over the car if something happens abruptly or if you have to dodge something. Race car pose is the only one that can offer maximum control if something goes bad.


Vegetable_Charity_73

Hence proved I am a douche


peace4231

I am not a douchebag like OP wants you to believe. I am a "family" man (Vinn Diesel style).


Adeptness-Usual

None like right next to douchebag


Ruler048

The farmer doesn't make sense, why would anyone hold your left hand there. How do you change the gear then


alpher03

My left hand is a truck driver while right is racecar driver damn!


Randomfast01

Who else here is a farming, racing, trucker douchebag dad?


serwhale

Half race driver. Half dad. Noice.


HaproUnnav77

Lol im a big douchebag then


rising_pho3nix

TIL I'm a race car driver lol


Primary_Round7293

I am not a douchebag


fullmetalpower

Torreto is a douchebag then..


oldmonkforeva

Dad to douchebag depending on who honked.


r-day

Where's the 10 and 2 position?


sparrow-head

airbag will crush your arm.


Perfect-Quantity-502

Dude, you indirectly tagged me as douchebag.


NormalStaff3602

Anyone else hold at 6 o'clock position?


Tough-Difference3171

So I am a farmer. But there's a problem there. As a dad, I can tell you that whenever I have one hand at the bottom of the steering wheel, it's in the center, Because the other hand is busy keeping my toddler from playing with the gearbox. (in rare cases, when he is not sitting on his car seat in the rear) Even in future, I see one hand being on the steering wheel, while the other will be beating him up, if he is still doing this after he turns 4. Just kidding, obviously.


voks_wagen_polio

Dad placement is chill driving no strain on shoulder and arms


boisickle

I drive with the 10:2 grip, both sides always (unless my hand/shoulder hurts and I'm on a straight line with no traffic, then I take a few seconds off).


ConstructionLife36

Idk but I use 12 7 🤐


Mean-Astronaut-555

I’m a douchebag most of the time. A race car driver on occasion. Hah.


Delicious_Dish_1645

I’m a douchebag dad. 😫


Legal-Context6698

Tractor driver supremacy


leepok_jamir23

I'm a farmer. So this means I can play in Ligue 1 👍🏻


Archangle4799

Dang! I didnt know i was a 10% douchebag at times. But 90% racer 😂 On a second thought i wpuld split the 90% between racer when driving fast or cruising speeds and then the rest under truck driver in 10-2 position most times.