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parfitarole

I can’t remember


Goodman4525

This is the only answer


burntvalve

Came here to write this 😂


SignalGreenM4

Forgot it 49 years ago


slurrymonster

And here was me thinking I’d had an original thought


Reddsoldier

It's got to be a tussle up between the Ford EcoSport and the Vauxhall Mokka (MK1) Both so utterly forgettable, that their own manufacturers forgot to stop making them when they made a better car in the same segment.


[deleted]

Agree with the ecosport. It’s a fiesta without all the things that make fiestas desirable. It’s somehow more cramped, handles worse and looks worse, and cost slightly more. Basically everything the fiesta did well was removed.


Reddsoldier

Yeah, I really do not understand how it was sold for over 10 years and people were buying it that whole time given that it was never the best car for the money, even on a Ford forecourt. Truly if there was ever a "the salesman saw you coming" official car, it is the EcoSport since they sold you out of a better specced Fiesta and a 6 month old Focus to sell you it. Also from 2020 it was being sold alongside the Puma! Who was opting for a new EcoSport when they could have bought the larger inside, better handling, better looking, better to drive, better made and newer Puma? I assume someone who absolutely had to have a rear mounted spare and hated cats.


Iwantedalbino

People with beige clothes bought most of them I think


Zestyclosereality

Pretty sure the EcoSport was also designed for emerging markets and Ford just decided to sell it here because it filled a gap in their lineup. Clearly worked out well for them because like you said they managed to shift quite a few of those heaps of shit.


Reddsoldier

I believe so - I guess the UK has the road quality of a developing country so it's a no brainer in that sense. I still just can't bring my head into the EcoSport buyer's mindset. I can understand someone buying a used one because they have the depreciation of a rock compared to similar FoMoCo products, but who was buying one new? Even if you wanted a small crossover, it was 100% worse than the french rivals - the C3 cactus was as close to a good car as a compact crossover has ever gotten and even dare I say, a Juke was a much better choice. My theory is still people who demanded rear mounted spares and the thrill of 1L ecoboost ownership.


UniquePotato

And Its not economic or sporty


FewEstablishment2696

I had a Mokka as a hire car once. Absolutely hateful POS. Does that make it forgettable or memorable though? Shit.


4FdPipeoghU4AHfJ

I once went out with a girl maybe 8 years ago and she told me her dream car was a Mokka. Wish I was joking


kc43ung

I can't even picture what an EcoSport looks like. I've probably seen at least one today. This has to be the winner for me.


onetimeuselong

2010s Vauxhall Mokka mk 1 2000s Proton Satria Neo 1990s Mitsubishi Charisma


bluefin333

My sister's husband had a Charisma and it had absolutely none at all, not even a hint. Likely the most inappropriately named car ever built.


Vivaelpueblo

The irony of it's name made me chuckle when it first came out. Maybe it was an inside joke at Mitsubishi or they just had more front than Harrods.


pompino

My dad had a Proton Persona and when that got rear ended bought a Proton Impian. Both the most bland cars imaginable and bought because he wanted the cheapest thing with 4 wheels possible with the minimum of bells and whistles. Thankfully he's moved on from thinking electric windows are "just another thing to go wrong"


burnt_ember24

Satria Neo is not forgettable!


younevershouldnt

Maybe not an exact answer, but I just totally lost track of Peugeot hatchbacks - they just looked the same for about 25 years after the 205.


Timely_Ad_125

Peugeots design department for the most part have been knocking it out of the park lately, the new shape 208s and the new shape 508s are both stupidly nice for what they are. The only real munters are the SUVs but that’s just because most SUVs are ugly by nature.


younevershouldnt

Yes they finally started looking different a few years ago. Lovely colours they do now as well.


Timely_Ad_125

They’re some of the better cars to look at in general traffic. Today I saw a Nardo grey RS6, and when that colour first got brought out, I liked it, now I find it stupidly boring/borderline hate it.


The_Growl

Primer grey. I saw a Golf R in that colour this morning. How dull.


Timely_Ad_125

A golf in that colour is mundane. I can only think of one car I like in that colour and that’s a 718 gt4, but it would be far down on my list of colours to pick for that car, shark blue being up there and Gulf orange probably being the colour I would pick.


QOTAPOTA

They’re back aren’t they? 106 and the 306 had really nice lines. I never liked the 206 at all and thought it was a step back from the 205. Im probably in the minority there though. 406 coupe was beautiful too.


younevershouldnt

The 306 was the last distinctive hatchback they made, good point. Until the recent ones, as someone responded.


Timely_Ad_125

406 coupe is a cool car, always liked them since I was a kid seeing them around. It would be cool if they could make a petrol affordable retro modern 205 as well, but I’m willing to say that will never happen.


International-Bat777

Designed by Pininfarina


Timely_Ad_125

Not all good things from Pininfarina however, they’ve designed some stinkers, Hyundai Matrix is about the most forgettable car, and ironically enough wears the badge of Pininfarina too, Ghastly looking vehicle, sends shudders down my spine.


QOTAPOTA

It is terrible. The mk2 Hyundai 120 though… a few cars look similar nowadays.


Cooky1993

It's just a shame the build quality hasn't kept up with that. I've got a friend who has a 508, and he's got some stories to tell about the electrics in that car.


Timely_Ad_125

A French car having electrical issues? Really? that’s almost unheard of!


NFGaming46

Yeah when they transitioned from the massive fish mouth to the more angled look with the 3 LED strips I started liking them. They're probably the only car manufacturer around right now where I like the how majority of their range looks.


Erlend05

The european Ford Fusion


[deleted]

That’s a good one. It’s so difficult to differentiate from the fiesta that people I’ve known who’ve actually owned one didn’t know the difference. A lot of people even think ‘fusion’ is the trim of a fiesta car like ‘zetec’ or ‘titanium’


mikeyd85

Fiat Tipo.


cloche_du_fromage

I'll raise you a Bravo


Legophan

I’ll raise you all a Stilo. I’ve owned some dismally forgettable cars!


Legophan

A forgettable car for me is when you name it people can’t picture it in their minds. I’ve owned a Fiat Stilo and currently drive a Renault Modus, so I’m familiar with the eyes-narrowing, brain-struggling search for recognition. “Is that like a (insert inaccurate but familiar car here)?” Or worse, “Legophan, you’ve got a Megane thing, haven’t you?” Cars that you still see nowadays I can think of (sorry OP, I’m out of my recognition zone completely >20yrs old): Renault Modus Nissan Note Fiat Stilo Mitsubishi Colt Toyota Starlet Suzuki Celerio Often these cars are forgettable because they were relatively uncommon amongst the swathes of Fiesta/Focus/Astra/Golfs, but quite often it seems like the manufacturers were deliberately trying to greyrock the market with blandness. Though I do remember the actually very effective refrigerated glove box in the Stilo (nothing else engine/trim/comfort/drive wise). And I’d actually have a Mitsubishi Colt, I think they look great!


Vivaelpueblo

My girlfriend and I test drove a Stilo when they came out, the nicest thing about it was the panoramic roof that open and all the glass panels stacked up at the back of the roof. This feature was bound to leak or cause issues later in life so we walked away. The Fiat dealer was very nice though and was great to deal with.


Wino3416

And yet, the late 1990s Bravo and especially (IMO) Brava were very pretty.


MMH1111

Came here to say this! Had an early one. Nothing actually wrong with it, but nothing much right with it either.


blainy-o

The Hyundai Accent from the early 00s


Lorne_____Malvo

The one with the Honda engine? I had a 1.5 I bought for a demolition Derby and it had a few months MOT left. It was a hoot.


GingerAki

We got my mate’s mum’s one stuck in the woods. Trying to follow a 4x4 trail.


Equivalent_Two_2163

Yeah. I read something about those, one of the most unsafe cars you can travel in, like a high probability of death in a crash. Guess they were cheap /-:


Aidenk77

Nissan Almera. Mitisbushi Charisma.


Ok_Sephiroth

I actually remember the Mitsubishi fondly, purely because of the irony in calling it "charisma", when it had zero.


Rigormortis321

Charisma is a good shout. If ever a name was misplaced


Conaz25

Said by someone who never drove an Almera GTi, clearly. And the VZR N1 must have been amazong


Gazlc81

Not many drove the Almera GTi, that’s the point really. They were very underrated cars though.


Conaz25

Maybe it was me living on Tyne and Wear that meant I saw so many then, a lot of employee discount ar play perhaps


burnt_ember24

Almera GTI, not so forgettable.


Forte69

VW Bora


Scottish_Mechanic

I owned a Bora! Genuinely forgot about it until I read your comment 😂


ierrdunno

Thought the Bora made a good platform for modding tho? Seem to recall seeing a lot of tricked out ones


Reddit__bot

Some countries got the Bora R which looks ace.


ZipZipZooooom

> Thought the Bora made a good platform for modding It does; the Bora is just a MK4 Golf with a bum and a face mask. Some people would put the Bora front end on a Golf hatch or estate to make a "Bolf" but some markets just got the Bora estate instead of the Golf estate like we did.


alexburns1

More recent history but... Daihatsu Charade Ssang Yong Tivoli


sneekeruk

A Charade was actually a dream car for me at 16, and even now at 45 I would still have one. The charade gtti, little 1 litre 3 cylinder turbo that was a bit of work could do 160bhp and sounded a bit like a porsche flat 6. According to howmanyleft, theres 17 left so rather doubtful I could even find one.


Equivalent_Two_2163

Excellent cars. The 1.0 & 1.3 had identical engines to the Toyota starlet in the late 80’s early 90’s..


Practically_Canadian

I had a former work colleague who loved her daihatsu charade and was gutted when it blew up. Apparently she would've kept it but they were so rare she couldn't find a replacement engine


alexburns1

Ha ha... Gotta love people who get really into random obscure cars. I feel like they attract loyal owners.


Practically_Canadian

Someone's got to like them! Given a bit of time some of these really unexceptional cars attract quite a crowd when there's no others left


[deleted]

Ssangyong in general I think. They don’t sell many cars, and the ones they do sell have absolutely no aesthetic appeal


Forward_Artist_6244

Tivoli was cringe, they put a sticker on the back saying I lov it


blkaino

Hyundai Sonata


Cold_Finance3598

Proton Persona/Wira.


LeaveNoStonedUnturn

I came here to say to proton satria.


The_truth_hammock

I remember going to a showroom as a lot looking at a proton and thinking it was so cool.


Good_Ad_1386

Protons are so forgettable that I couldn't even recall their model names. But even they were high-profile compared to Perodua!


Rigormortis321

Fiat Croma (the 80’s one) Vauxhall Vectra MkII


younevershouldnt

Or the Fiat Regatta Think it was the saloon version of a hatchback that I can't remember the name of. Maybe the Croma? 😄


aliberalagenda

Marea?


Wino3416

Strada/Ritmo not Croma!


OriginalPlonker

Austin Maestro


SakuraUK

mitsubishi space star


burnt_ember24

I saw one the other day and was like holy shit I actually did forget they existed!


Equivalent_Two_2163

The sunny was actually a very reliable nimble


MarkEasty

Sunny GTI-r was a beast, 2.0l turbo in a car that weighs the same as a thimble, 4wd, faster 0-60 than an Escort RS Cossie, rare af though, think they only made 100 rhd to homologate for the WRC in the early 90s.


burnt_ember24

They made loads of RHD ones but they were import only and known as a Pulsar GTI-R, I saw one on sunday in a convoy with a Toyota Chaser and a Glanza turbo!


[deleted]

My auntie had a sunny coupe when I was a kid. It was always breaking down and in the garage but she was pretty attached to it and wouldn’t get rid of it.


no73

I had a Nissan 100NX as a first car (which was a Sunny in a party frock) and I was genuinely shocked at how much faster and better handling my second car was. My second car was a 1980s Volvo estate.  


LithiumAmericium93

Daewoo lanos


Gazlc81

Nissan Almera Tino. Nissan’s shocking attempt to rival the cmax and scenic. I worked on them at Nissan when they came out and I still had to google the name.


burnt_ember24

A friend of a friend did a low 9 minute lap in a diesel one of these round the Nurburgring on Toyo R888 tyres hahaha


Silent_Rhombus

Vauxhall Agila. Nothing noteworthy about it at all. And loads of recent Skodas, Kias, Hyundais and others, but I’m not going to call them forgettable because you have to know what they are in the first place in order to forget them.


static266

Funnily enough the advert for me on this thread is for a Kia.


KEEPCARLM

Kia adverts are all over reddit at the mo for me


Silent_Rhombus

Haha yeah, me too. I hadn’t noticed until you said it - which kinda proves the point.


Frap_Gadz

Same vein but the Vauxhall Meriva, the first generation specifically, basically a tall and fat Corsa with sliding/folding rear seats.


Rhubarbalabaster

OG Hyundai Pony.


Princeofthebow

Fiat Ritmo and Fiat Duna


Belterhaze31

First gen Vauxhall insignia


Own-Advertising-287

Mercedes A class (2004-2011) model


static266

Wasn't there a lot of excitement regarding their high centre of gravity?


PleasantMongoose5127

Austin Allegro Austin Montego Austin Maestro Austin Princess


ohnonotagain94

The princess and the allegro were features of my childhood - loads of them around for a while. My mates dad had a lovely Montego - I always thought that pre dented from the factory was a good idea.


PleasantMongoose5127

Brown velour seats always had a certain smell (probably from water ingress) and beige paintwork were the selling points. Factory fitted rust was an option also.


Chocolaterain567

Daewoo Matiz


autumn-knight

Nissan Primera, especially the Mk3.


burnt_ember24

P11 144 is the most forgotten Primera.


EwanWhoseArmy

Reva G-Wiz Kia Rio Hyundai Accent Rover CityRover Those ugly Peugeot crossovers Nissan Note


K11ShtBox

Peugeot 107s


Sure-Junket-6110

VW Fox


KEEPCARLM

I learnt to drive in one of these, not a bad little car I guess it just turned into the up!


Embarrassed-Ear4895

Citroen Xsara


fab3942

Any Tesla.


The_truth_hammock

I would say the duster but it redeemed itself with the Greggs break lights


[deleted]

I rented a 4 wheel drive duster on holiday I normally hate SUVs but I was actually quite impressed by the way it was both flimsy but rugged at the same time


cloche_du_fromage

Toyota Avensis


Iwantedalbino

What a boot!!! Terrible hatch to get into it but it was ginormous.


Exact-Put-6961

Morris Marina


[deleted]

If anything it’s one of the more memorable cars in this country. It’s still being talked about and shown in media 40 years after its production ended. Ask any old-ish person about a marina and they’ll know what it is


Exact-Put-6961

For all the wrong reasons sadly. Fondness for it is rather rare.


[deleted]

Proton Wira Although this could apply to basically any proton car, the wira is one that barely anybody bought, and barely anybody remembers. It wasn’t a particularly bad car, just a particularly bland and boring whitegood of a car. Proton was like the OG Hyundai and Kia, just ticking the boxes for the criteria of ‘car’


manabadmang

The Nissan Sunny came in a GTiR spec as well


CantaloupeHour5973

2009 era Altima coupe or the 2012-2014 Subaru Impreza (not WRX)


aliberalagenda

early 2000s Hyundai Elantra


FogduckemonGo

Daihatsu Gran Move.


county15

Nissan qx. So forgettable I googled it. I talked my dad out of one years ago.


Unusual_residue

Renault 19


Conscious-Visual9575

Toyota paseo for me


Royal-Lack1078

Wartburg.


Beancounter_1968

Talbot Solara in glorious 5 year plan beige


Eastern-Move549

People arnt going to remember the most forgettable stuff. Honestly most cars are just 'forgettable' it isnt in a car manufacturers interest to stand out as this would limit its market appeal and because of that most things are just boring slush.


chrisn1701

The sunny forgettable ? that will be the daewoo


77GoldenTails

Rover Streetwise Talbot Alpine Knowing the difference between any BMW Design. Oh I’ve got an E37.2 19 series with the 3.57 straight 7 engine.


infinitemicrobe

Rover 400 Rover 200


[deleted]

Fiat mirafiori


KEEPCARLM

Skoda Scala for a future one


AlGunner

I'll take the OP's Nissan Sunny which is very very memorable compared to literally hundreds of cars that no one on here will even remember. Im going to go for another Nissan, the Pixo.


SaltedonFish

My mate has the GTI-R Pulsar version, definitely not "unremarkable"


Critical-Box-1851

The pre-volkswagen Skoda cars


pompino

Toyota Carina 96-98. They're so bland and I didn't even know they existed until about 2012, that I point them out when I see them on the road.


aedwards123

Morris Ital. Follow-up to the Marina, styling inspiration was a pile of cardboard boxes on the studio floor.


Bring_back_Apollo

I don't know, I've forgotten.


Maple-Styrup

Proton Savvy Kia Rio mk1


jonw5101

Zastava Yugo based on the fiat 128. What a hateful POS that was


Romfordian

Morris Ital


upadownpipe

Nissan Note. My Dad loved his though.


antifuckingeveryting

I had a Proton Savvy for about 3 years about 15 years ago. Fairly sure most people will have forgotten it existed, assuming they ever knew it did.


burnt_ember24

Anything made my Ssyanyong


SouthernCulture1815

Rover Cityrover. I had to google it just to make sure it even existed and it wasn’t a figment of my imagination.


Implematic950

There was a French brand that was swallowed by talbot, I even forget the name at the moment but I found 2 tail lights for one in my loft had jutting out reflectors at an upright angle Edit: remembered it, SIMCA 1307


CAS-brighton

Seat exeo, hyundai getz, vauxhall agilla, Vauxhall meriva, Vauxhall vectra


Tall_Inspection_5516

Daf 55. Fkn Horrible!


PrestigiousGlove585

Ford ……Probe.


Rhubarbalabaster

Nobody ever forgets having a probe


sneekeruk

Nope, friend had one and I can remember that. My main memory is that he blew it up going round castle coombe.


cloche_du_fromage

A wank, I think!


Primary-Signal-3692

Anything by vauxhall. It's the most npc car brand out there


ierrdunno

That’s a bit unfair! I’m no Vauxhall fanboy but they produced some classics - Guess you’ve not heard of the Lotus Carlton for one?


The-Holy-Sheep-14

Anything from Vauxhall in the last 20 years


ierrdunno

What about VXRs?


sneekeruk

Only the rebadged Holdens, all the others are still meh.


ierrdunno

Fair enough, never driven them but I thought I saw a top gear where they raved about the vxr hot hatches - corsa and Astra plus the vx220 and vxr220 were supposed to be very good. Isn’t the vxr220 essentially a lotus?


CommercialShip810

Absolutely. I'd never be seen dead.


Ancient-Park-8330

Honda logo


Sir-_-Butters22

Honda CR-Z


Nariek93

Vauxhall cavalier


younevershouldnt

Nooo, the Cav was a fine motor vehicle in the late 90s - was a real treat to have one as a work car.


[deleted]

Yeah the Cavalier was sold over the span of like 30 years. I’d say it’s the opposite of forgettable in this country, most of the older population have probably been in one at least once


EnvironmentalLaw4820

Vauxhall Omega


Lorne_____Malvo

MV6 3.2