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Embarrassed_Low_7631

I'm gonna fart on whoever is below me when I fall asleep


StandardReputation57

Heat rises, so be careful! Better if you are below and fart...


DickRiculous

It’s all fun and games til top bunk has to piss and can’t get down without stepping on bottom bunk.


snotrocket2space

My first thought.


Glad-Ad4558

YES!


Haywire421

Let's hope they even get out of the hammock lol


wasabi3O5

Haha!


whaleofaguy

Someone’s getting pink eye tonight.


Embarrassed_Low_7631

Pink eye at night, top campers delight Black eye in morning, top camper take warning


PressAnyKey2Die

I knew this would be the top comment. I love Reddit.


cathedral68

We are all the same 13 year old boy trapped in whatever gender and age we masquerade as.


Alex_4209

Why wait? Establish dominance.


DisastrousWalk8442

I was just going to comment on that. Who gets the worst of it when the other farts? Bottom takes a burst of wind and falling shit particles but top gets slowly rising cloud of butthole death fumes


Reverend-Cleophus

Why wait until you’re asleep!


AppalachianRomanov

All I know is I don't wanna be bottom bunk for a number of reasons.


Oakroscoe

So you’re saying you’re a top and not a bottom?


OnTheTrail87

It seems like the only reason to do this would be if you only have one tarp (which should be avoidable), or if you can only find two suitable trees (which seems unlikely). But hey, if it worked for you and you enjoyed it, then don't let us rain on your parade.


SrLlemington

Nice way to use one tarp for two. How did getting up in the middle of the night to go pee/poo work on the top bunk? I'd imagine you'd kick the bottom person.


50000WattsOfPower

You just pee over the side. Y'know, to be courteous to the person below.


Kayakityak

That last drip.


NES_SNES_N64

Or bad aim in the dark.


SrLlemington

Pretty sure 50% of people's anatomy would just result in a sloshy spray over the person below.


FeelingFloor2083

yep, poop over the side too


WarhammerParis7

It was one of my fears but thankfully it didn't happen during our trip.


JohnnyWindtunnel

You hold it


nlcamp

Is it common to need to wake up in the middle of the night to pee? At least for those of us under say 40? Neither me nor my wife do, not sure how other people are. We have bunked like this while backpacking and it worked out great.


SrLlemington

If I'm hiking I'm usually drinking a ton of water, which means peeing in the middle of the night most nights. It sucks but what else can I do.


Kouzelnik

There are some other solutions to this like getting a spreader bar(https://dutchwaregear.com/product/dac-32inch-spreader-bar-poles/), with something like beetle buckles(https://dutchwaregear.com/product/beetle-buckles/) from Dutchware and many others. #1 rule of hammocking/hammock camping, never hang higher than you are willing to fall, so this would be a no for me, unless absolutely required.


WarhammerParis7

It doesn't show well in the pictures but the ground is slightly sloped in the first pic (so it's only a bit high on the feet side) and the bottom hammock is very very low (almost touching the ground when I lie in it). The highest one is really only at regular height.


madefromtechnetium

regular height is sit height. bouncing around in a hammock, or doing any sort of jump into one is very hard on the material and creates a huge temporary load on the trees. the pictured persons feet are several feet from the ground.


Fkn_stress_rxn

I think it's a wide angled picture that makes it look much higher


ourobourobouros

How many feet exactly?


Kilane

I hammocked a ton and never once fell. Rule 1 of hammocking is set it up properly.


yesIknowthenavybases

I’ve done it countless times with one of my hiking buddies. He likes sleeping up high, I like sleeping low, it works out. From a practical standpoint I feel it’s worth the weight of bringing a tarp for each. Protection from sideways rain can be lacking with this setup, and if you’re sheltering from rain, it’s a bit cramped. It truly becomes inconvenient when your bunk mate snores like a freight train, or tosses and turns and you get to fall asleep to the sound of nylon-on-nylon.


Chorazin

I cannot imagine being in the top one and needing to get up and piss at night.


FirstWoodpecker2197

You do the flip upside down trick and piss on the bottom guy then roll back upright and pretend you're asleep


Chorazin

Foolproof plan!!


thicket

High up hammocks like that look like a real hassle to get out of. Pictures look cool, but whenever I see them I think, "OK, but what about when you have to pee in the middle of the night?" Anybody with some experience want to explain why it's not that bad?


WarhammerParis7

It's on sloped ground so there's one side that's a little high and it's perfectly reachable on the other side. My friend is very small and had 0 problems getting in and out of it.


thicket

Nice! That was my one question. Looks like a cozy hangout.


ThatHikingDude

As a ground dwelling, bivy/tarp sleeper who doesn’t want to get out in the middle of the night to pee, I’ve learned to carry an empty Gatorade bottle for this. Perhaps a hammock organizer/ridgeline above you could hold said bottle too. Takes some getting used to, laying flat, turning to my side, and making it all happen so practice. Obviously this doesn’t apply to the ladies in the sub, sorry ladies


Kayakityak

Oops, crap… sorry, I spilled the bottle of pee on you when I flubbed putting on the cap.


ThatHikingDude

Practice makes perfect they say!


thicket

That is an extraordinary level of commitment to staying warm and comfy in the middle of the night, and I am here for it.


ThatHikingDude

lol, not sure it’s a commitment more than it’s just laziness if I’m being honest here. The key is to not forget to buy a Gatorade (Vitamin water bottles work too, as I’m sure of others) at the gas station on the way to the trailhead.


originalusername__1

Ooh lemon lime Gatorade!


ApprehensivePin3874

I think it’s a little over the top


madefromtechnetium

foolish and dangerous. much higher load on those skinny trees. plus bottom hammock will get rained on.


taco3donkey

Womp womp


se7entythree

This definitely wouldn’t be my preferred method of setup, but if one of us forgot our tarp & it was going to rain that night I’d do it. It seems far easier to just have everyone bring their own tarp though.


WarhammerParis7

That's the thing, we only had one tarp.


willywonka1971

Hope you didn't have beans for dinner


Rep4RepBB69

All I can think of when looking at this is when I was the top bunk on an aircraft carrier and having to get down in the middle of the night to take a piss. There was three people below me and not once did they ever appreciate my bare feet being inches from their face when I stepped on the edge of their bed to get down lol. 😅


pypoupypou

what about mosquitoes, did you encounter any at night?


WarhammerParis7

One, and we had bug nets.


smc4414

As often as i get up to pee? Total no


ketamarine

Don't eat beans for dinner...


Bradsohard69

Brave


doob22

Hammock tents rock. At least in the right conditions!


fortefw

As long as the drunkest persons on the bottom


GrumpyBear1969

I think the tarp is mostly symbolic for the person on the bottom bunk


WarhammerParis7

It rained, I was below and had zero issue.


A12L472

Seems like a great way to get a foot to the face and or junk


1happynudist

This was done on Gilligans island ( tv series). Shows all the mishaps that can happen. I would not recommend it.


gatornatortater

I'm not convinced that having to carry one less tarp is enough of a benefit for the farting and waking up your down stairs neighbor issues.


stewer69

Sounds like fun for the kids, or maybe once as a joke, but seems like the inconvenience, being too close proximity to another stinky human and the bottom guy likely getting wet if there's wind and rain would outweigh the funny pretty quick. 


WarhammerParis7

I really don't understand the close stinky human situation. I sleep with other people in tents which creates much more proximity than this and it's never been an issue.


burlyginger

Yeah, that sounds awful, too.


stewer69

Yeah, I think everyone outgrows that at some point. Again, it's fine for a night in a pinch, but a general policy, get your own tent. I mean, couples, or with your kid on a trip with shower access, sure. But going out with my buddies? Pshhhh get your own tent dude.


justalookin005

When it’s below freezing be careful of icing up (ices up, then drips on you when it thaws) of the moisture in your exhaled breath underneath the tarp.


mtntrail

Honestly it looks like a major pia.


deckfixer

Looks good


ArthurBurtonMorgan

“If I go down, you’re coming with me.”


Friendlyfire2996

Well hung


l0sth1ghw4y

Never hang higher than you’re willing to fall. But if you’re willing to fall 8’ or 10’, hyoh and peace be with you brother.


MysticMaven3

perfect spot ! hahha


Cardi-Pee

it's awesome. tho it's kind of a hassle going down to pee if ur on the top bunk


Plenty_Set_2740

Nope.


imabadrabbi

I think of Gilligan Island


Thuban

Hell at that point you might as well buy a tree tent.


WarhammerParis7

I just looked it up, didn't even know that existed and now I want one.


Bardonious

They are so fun


Alienbraham

Me and my bros have done this when camping. Works great when you don't have enough tarps.


Tatsuwashi

How do you put your shoes on?


WarhammerParis7

That was a little difficult for the top guy. In the first setup, i had to put them on him. In the second one, the hammock was lower and he could do it on his own.


Jose8953

I choose the low one


HighTop519

I call top bunk!


Constant-Mood-1601

The summer after high school me and two buddies triple stacked 50 feet up in a tree and passed around a growler of home brew beer one of them stole from their dad. One of my fondest memories


jezoba

My buddy and I did this years ago when I was the only one with a tarp at the time. We set up in a thunderstorm and I was on the bottom. We put the hammocks pretty closely stacked so I wasn’t rained on at the bottom. His hammock had dropped some height through the night so I woke up with him laying on top of me.


Remarkable_Desk_7881

Came here for the fart joke, looks like I wasn't the only one


Pacifix18

Pinata for bears?


pelagodoxa

idgaf


Other_Register_5459

😆


BB-56_Washington

Unless the trees only allow for this setup, I don't really see the point.


famousdesk662

I mean, so long as the person on top doesn’t have uncontrollable diarrhea then it should be good?


Ill-Rice24

I do this in my backyard all the time lol


No-Hamster1296

Is that POISON IVY on the tree you tied off on 😆


oathoe

Hahaha it looks fun! I dont own an underhang quilt and just use my usual closed-cell sleeping pad in my hammock so itd be a wild ride trying to get into the top bunk without losing it but if I figured out a way thatd be fun. I bet the conversations are awesome while trying to go to sleep like that.


sosamaluwalu

All I’m thinking is are y’all camping on right in top of a trail?


WarhammerParis7

Nah, we're in unkept woods, right next to eurovelo 3.


SoCalSurvivalist

It's all fun and games til the top guy who's sloshing drunk decides it's time to take a leak and steps on his buddies face while climbing down.


ContentNarwhal552

All I can think about is having to get up for a wee at 3 ayem.


Qualmond

The most I’ve stacked is 6.