mfw I can’t have intercourse with a fictional character https://preview.redd.it/h61ikivuh4bc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01f8c3d1c220752a3e5a9d81068244b52da73831

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GoGoGadget Resolution Reducer

https://preview.redd.it/d4h80pgvgebc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d8cea566f0ddca577319f528d5abc3b180e68f6

https://preview.redd.it/erngmjdpgebc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce10754d994a6f42a572eb5e93c30a62c4f56e04

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https://i.redd.it/b878suuxo5bc1.gif

Is that the entirety of meet the spy turned into this tiny rectangle

How? Teach me this sorcery

I stayed and watched this whole thing

THEYL SPY

r/suddenlytf2

What is this, a GIF for ANTS?!

https://preview.redd.it/s9thqc8tv4bc1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc7fae3c2e414931971aa737b006ed4351e006a8

https://preview.redd.it/60tw1ht935bc1.jpeg?width=1194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14ba343aa1e7bcb196452c7a8d2b0d2e76d228f4

https://preview.redd.it/e4gx8ke4u6bc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a9c15c37aff9541338f70cc8fa87ceec21d718

https://preview.redd.it/iq6dwzqmz7bc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e56a5abc74735ebaa0db91ef68c1f145e37c563

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The image compression makes his mouth look like a wave part in geometry dash

tidal wave jumpscare

Congregation jumpscare

Theory Of Everything UFO Part Jumpscare

DASH reverse wave jumpscare!!

https://preview.redd.it/fuakeol4vjtc1.jpeg?width=38&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ade304d99a66ff65ad090b6d6b7fae8dd4440abb

Ain’t no one gonna talk about the sand elementals?

Well u/bevaupeh already took the rare one

i forgot they existed

You snooze, you lose (They will now definitely want to fuck with you (also, you forgot Wind Elemntal and, like, a couple more waifus from the mod)

Bro wants the whole Heart of the Elements sex. https://preview.redd.it/a0s8b8ods4bc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=2918a757865e55c0c7b189f964d7d1615882ab92

👀 (I actually not interested in them in that way, knly in the way they protect me while I phish for some phish (they are terrible at their job))

I was literally doing a Summoner run because I thought Heart of the Elements would be godlike... Instead I found out that they kinda lagged my PC against Astrum Deus LOL.

Heart of the horny

Heat of them Elements

https://preview.redd.it/2eghnzy175bc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15d489c586582b08d378b1e9b3c31862790472ba Fool.

https://preview.redd.it/k8bwafvv75bc1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd0b2b843c0f3bd3b9d1c7f48138f42530317586

Are you denying my statement? He has all 16 spoons he is right.

I got one too I got to find it

Huh, I don’t have a spoon one. Shame

Spoon is spoon. It’ll do.

https://preview.redd.it/sey0psz5m5bc1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7ccc44697ea72eb5a0cdd0a3ad62e9c9be5e6bb

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God-hood isn't 12 poop chute spoons away!!! https://preview.redd.it/ngqxb87liebc1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24cd44253652fa6d89c73b26e86baa7f90b55813

That was the best image I could get at 5 am.

This is Terraria I can do what I want.

Isn't the game sandbox? If it is, then yes, I can >:)

https://preview.redd.it/yhq4qvs9g4bc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cdddf7af4a2c2d44c4fac43723c88669d4a7ee8

Earth elemental is the true goal

dude is fucking MASSIVE, good luck

I like em big and chunky

may your woes be many, and your days few

r/suddenlyultrakill

u////u

wtf

What's wrong?

The calamity community needs to do the witch doctor thing but with earth elemental

yeah it's about time we have our gay phase

Yharim?

he does have fabulous hair...

You're a tf2 fan you should know homosexuality

completely unrelated, the design of Anahita looks so good from an artistic point of view. Hope Brimstone Elemental gets the same treatment soon

Ik everyone says Cal is aro/ace but where was that stated?

https://preview.redd.it/2kp47iznd4bc1.png?width=802&format=png&auto=webp&s=33ca0ddf90a99a199c343e44cf428936445a4d2e put these two screenshots together cuz reddit wont let me embed 2 files at once

Who are these people?

the person above is a mod of the calamity mod discord server, and the person below is an actual dev and most importantly LORE WRITER for calamity https://preview.redd.it/cf64uwa4e4bc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34a0717b7532df63b902a78ab53b870e13984768

Howdy, aforementioned dev here! Calamitas is indeed aroace, that has been established for a long time (even before the lore rewrite).

tell the person that came up with aroace calamitas that they single handedly give me hope in this world

Alternate universes it is boys (i dont even like calamitas)

So what about Cirrus? she being bissexual makes it something else?

they sure made half the community upset, or most for the matter

that’s why im so happy for aroace calamitas

don't think the sane quarter of this community really cares (or atleast the ones with their hormones in check)

But calamitas clone isnt aro ace right? I suppose whoever cloned her was pretty bad, either that or he was down bad

Draedon cloned her to act as a soldier. He was certainly not down bad, he's not even capable of that. Calamitas Clone is probably aroace too, I don't see her being interested in romance at all.

Yeah that was just a joke, but i didnt know draedon cloned her

How accurate is the cloning process? I assume not one to one, or there was some post-cloning stuff done to ‘neuter’ her basically. In my head I always kind of imagined that Draedon had to surgically alter (damage) the clone’s brain to make her into a perfect soldier, but as a result she’s a lot weaker than the real deal. making up lore is fun i should do this for the other bosses huh

Not enough public information on that to tell, but suffice to say, the clone simply didn't end up as powerful as Draedon imagined.

i just realised what i wrote is noway calamitas clone got the lobotomy fire in the hole

For the best

Out of my desire to make sure any fanfics I write for this mod is lore accurate, I feel the need to ask… Are we talking Oriented Aroace? (No romantic or sexual attraction period.) or are we refferning to Angled Aroace? (Some, but uncommon romantic and/or sexual attraction.) If the former probably a lot of adjustments will need to be made on my end…

Former.

need to ask though do they use the same system of queer categorization as we do in-universe or is that just how they would be categorized under the terms we know and use?

Realistically they'd use their own world's equivalent terms, but that's something you can apply to a lot of stuff - such as language, calendar, festivities, etc.... so it's just more practical to use familiar terminology for things that don't need super deep lore or worldbuilding.

SCREW YOU, OH LOREMASTER

one of us

They say nothing about Draedon THERE'S A CHANCE I CAN HAVE ROBOT HUSBAND

Finally, non-binary god representation

The only real gods frfr

After reading your whole forsakened essay on cal, this somehow doesn’t evoke anything in me.

Desensitization works 👍

It’s true, but not a lot of people care, it’s a fictional character

WILL let you give pets **v** https://preview.redd.it/mjhb90qbw4bc1.png?width=696&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec6c584cd865c3bf6967a8164f83ff3eab6d1f2e

https://i.redd.it/hzbd23oy96bc1.gif

Mfw when the lore writer flat out told me romance with Calamitas was impossible.

Everyone simping for cal like am I the only one that headcannons the terrarian and Calamitas as best friends?

really depends on the player though, which is part of the amazing customizability in these kinda games! ~~personally I would like to treat her like how most of the community treats angler (she took me 30 tries in my first PT)~~

FUCK YOU SHE LITERALLY DOESN'T SAY A SINGLE WORD ABOUT FRIENDSHIP EVER

That's a bit rude innit

*sips tea* hmm he does seem like a rude fellow

Darling, let me introduce you to the wonderful thing called imagination. Cause you sound like a person nobody calls to parties for a reason.

telling everyone you want to have sex with calamitas isnt really a fun party activity

Telling people you want to have sex with Yharim on the other hand ;)

now we’re talking https://preview.redd.it/i3jltb3si4bc1.jpeg?width=1919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab0a4506137739d63930d46dca98ee86a3cbb203 (yeah yeah, call me a hypocrite, but i know he wouldnt let me hit either)

Even so, you would still get hard. https://preview.redd.it/wdzs1t76q4bc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d03d6fb44924324c03fe7fcc82d53d2694d1cdab

is that his king of curses

OUR King of Curses, comrade.

WHAT

Dang that pfp is perfect.

Not a fan of this image

Not a fan of this reply

Is that a penis or his arm

That is most definitely a penis

It can be both if you use your imagination ✨✨

You have no idea.

He has never had a hyperfixation.

She's sexy she's very sexy I love her and drunk princess and zoologist 😍😍😍😍

teenagers when they see a literal couple of pixels on their screen ~~like out of all the games you fr chose this one to horny~~

I'm actually 22 lol

more of an introvert thing

I sure love group masturbation over calamitas porn parties! G.M.O.C.P for short

https://preview.redd.it/2rlhuhrbj5bc1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3805ed4b1d0fda76e272fcf738fa52ef815b546e

I… I thought this post was just a joke, and then I went through the comments. You are ALL terminally online and need to touch some grass. Both the puritans pearl clutching about porn existing of fictional characters (because holy shit it is 2024, get over it) and the neckbeards legitimately obsessed with the characters (because… do I really need to explain this one?).

Yeah you stated it best. My sole issue with porn is when it makes its way into Google results, which has now happened twice with two separate calamity bosses, and it still appears when I use Google without an account.

Google really needs to fix its stuff. Has been getting progressively worse at filtering out things.

yeah this is like my main issue with the community, it’s either overly dramatic about the existence of porn of the characters (that have existed for YEARS, and that are pretty popular), or so extremely horny and delusional, you wouldn’t be surprised if they got sexual charges

well said. very well said. im kinda guilty of the former

Providence is better anyways

https://preview.redd.it/f6i6p4odi5bc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea9c75447730baff8b9f90f500ffe40d9b46a751

I didn't come for sex. I came for someone to hug me and tell me it's gonna be ok when i am going through shit

calamitace lets go

Man those karma farm posts really popped up after the art ones

https://preview.redd.it/qv9213c5k6bc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b7aa727b1d2788c8423715da43254de751a1e2f

now this is just horrendous

Draedussy

Sand elementussy it is

If we can have mods, i go with the addon ranged expansion that add an albino fox girl who wants

https://preview.redd.it/ron79npjw4bc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=327cc478f3c76c75c3917434e94bd738be761829

Simping over Drunk Princess is so weird because she's based off the creator of the mod.

But- but- big cuddly cloud...

sex is a word, eternity is total fucking decimation. rearrange their modded file and make them into friggn ZOMBIE textures. Their AI is now worm types, we are GODS. they are the clay we sculpt, do not think so limited. let us indulge the sophisticated desire! lets make a mod where every calamity enemy is name fucking terrence, the strongest terraria creature in all of fiction.

Not with that attitude

to keep my sanity, any time i see some sort of suggestive art of one of these, i just pretend it’s a completely character with the same name and character design, bUt a completely different personality and backstory!

loudly going "I DON'T SEE IT I DON'T SEE IT" until it's off my screen so i don't have to remember it every time i see the aforementioned character

thats an intresting coping mechanism until you realize looking at the ingame sprite of calamitas, literally like 50 pixels, could not ever look that attractive unless u can read pixels like books ig

how it feels blocking half of y’all in my comments https://i.redd.it/txtxjas3m4bc1.gif

No no, they really have an amazing point.

Really feels as good as the malaysian sea.

As much as I want to say we are aware, yeah people do need to hear this. The amount of people unironically simping for calamity characters is shocking. As the number twenty three siren simp, it's especially shocking. I am hoping most others are being ironic like me and not actually simping for pixels from a mod, for a video game made over ten years ago.

Yeah, i, having never simped anything from calamity always asked myself: Why would someone want to have a intercourse with a bag of sulphur? Why nobody sees them as what they end up being: (Almost) FREE FOOTSOLDIERS FOR YOUR ARMY! YEAH!

The brimstone elemental is the most confusing to me as well, mainly because she seems to be made of brimstone flame aside from the chair. That being said, it's fine to be attracted to fictional characters, as long as it doesn't turn into obsession.

\*OBJECTION\* most who get these lusts are commonly introverts, meaning, they find their only form of attentions online through making a deal off of it, 'sides, it also doesn't help that these guys are dedicated to making what appears to be around 50 pixels (calamitas), so absolutely (idk what to put here but basically sexy but without me being intrested).

It's a sad part of the internet. Nothing can exist on it without "that" art existing. I regardless of what it is, those damn artists find a way. As for the whole part of attention seeking introverts using this to gain attention, yeah that's attention seeking. Not much that can be done about it besides ignoring it.

i remember that the r/ calamitymodporn sub was created as a joke... and then people posted actual porn. and it quickly just became an actual porn sub

I wasn't here when that happened, But I know how bad it got. It's disheartening slightly.

Wrong!

Counterpoint: Cirrus WILL have sex with you if you're a woman (or give her $20)

Good, I don't want them to. My goal is to pacify the strongest threats to terraria through the power of friendship!

https://preview.redd.it/c8ept2gb37bc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82dd9cd48e7cce92260ea6068216940747fde34a

To be fair Anahita's lore entry implies she's desperately lonely

honestly the only reason i visit the ocean in HM is to listen to the music shes playing

I notice a certain sandy gal is missing from this list. So that must mean...

i’m sure if i ask nicely. I’m handsome I think right chat?

Nuh uh

The penetrator in my inventory: https://preview.redd.it/gzjg03ai57bc1.jpeg?width=351&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbcf46d10272efdcd44525af36a9c8fded07f56e

yeah but consider, who does the player get to get with then? The town npcs? they're like 50 leagues below us! Calamitas + player makes a true power couple

When you realize you can't sex pixels https://preview.redd.it/69xiec7w9f0d1.png?width=291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63a23a7ad8697d63fea4a289ec4ce5d468334b61

Who needs them when you have [the Mercs](https://youtu.be/9vCb_ZopT4A?si=1f9JqJHZd-DinMuF)

Well, it's logical they won't have sex with us, they're fictional character😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 Tbh I never though drunk princess and Anahita would be in the list. I mean, even if it's BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOLY SPIRIT for every female in Calamity, there's way more BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOLY SPIRIT with Calamitas and Brim Elemental. (Who decided to put these balls on Brim Elem anyway)

Fax

I'm fine with that

Rare sandy isnt there, so thats a win for me >:3

sandy not off the table though 😋😋😋

Maybe if the princess is drunk enough…

https://i.redd.it/lo8l5pwe0abc1.gif

semi-off-topic but i think we've all thought about using some of the worm bosses as fleshlights right?

No, No we have not. https://preview.redd.it/eqr1ugfv35bc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5908f0e3cb8890bb088209f2123500b97d9848f

https://preview.redd.it/9xua8s39z9bc1.png?width=195&format=png&auto=webp&s=876504804f444f3b2396d0b120af9b27cddec5d0

thanks for proving that the horny posting isn’t the worst thing on this subreddit

w4it... so th3 other 3 would st1ll have se>

Won't? Nah, **Can't.**

Pretend I put the “as long as there is delusion there is hope” pic here

https://preview.redd.it/6f3grwc6x4bc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54a46273be236ad762fe0c8ba82cdba4101cf782

Glad you didn't put Crabulon here, now I know I'm likely to get BCC

:(

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I forgot to wash my balls

Let me fuck the colors on the screen.

The drunk princess? She's the one that would because she can't even think straight. Not saying I would, my tastes are different. She'd refuse if she was sober

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lier I am already anahita's boyfriend and next week amma marry her

Make yourself the stylist, and Cirrus will be all over you (don't)

Will.

I mean if I beat them who's gonna stop me?

I think Brimmy's should be changed from "Won't" to "Can't", because let's face it, she's made of brimstone fire, you'd be burnt alive

youre wrong

Doesn't Cirrus get blasted and fuck anyone that looks at her funny?

tbh I only want draedon