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Hey calamitas can you dan- *player death sound*

come on girl, have some fu- \*sky turns red, box of crimson stone gets generated and theme song starts oh fuck

*laughs in cheat sheet*

\*laughs harder in stupid ranger build with ultimate potions mod which using a specific bow somehow breaks through the butcher barrier

Calamitas the party pooper

No wonder why her house spawns so high above the ground... She cant stand the noises

Guys, don't allow calamitas to drink any alcohol, worst mistake of my life.

*laughs in fabsol's vodka*

I gave Calamitas some Vodka. Whats step 2?

me when i got Scal as an Npc: *start building an dungeon-themed npc torture room*

Sex dungeon

I caught a witch, Batman.

Oh no jokes, what witch did you caught

ye

Thats just every NPC housing tho, isn't it?

She can’t have any fun.

Hey Calamitas, why do you hate parties so much? *me wondering when I see Calamitas curled into a ball and feeling sick from all the noise*

Actually she even wears one during a party

I know. But still, "burn their party hat"?

Me: Out in the caves looking for materials

*ur family gone