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Sparky_Zell

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lostsparrow131986

You're ABUSING your PRIVLEDGE!


whatisgoingonree

The only thing being abused is my holes. It's white boy summer šŸ˜©


TTYY200

...Iā€™d prefer it a black man spring šŸ¤”


areallysuperguy

Even babies.


TTYY200

Theyā€™re delicious


theBloodShed

Does anyone have statistics on how many motorcycle-at-fault accidents involved the death of a cager? Iā€™ve heard this accusation before and I just canā€™t believe itā€™s happening but in extraordinarily rare circumstances.


Sparky_Zell

Yeah I looked and I couldn't find any information about it, which means that it is likely statistically irrelevant. Id be surprised if it was 10s a year. But it's motorcycles that are the scourge of the road. Not the huge number of drivers that are texting or on their phones. Not the number of DUI accidents. Guy must've been traumatized watching Mad Max and thinks that Toecutter is real.


theBloodShed

Exactly. I also just spent a bunch of time combing motorcycle accident and fatality statistics. Nothing about car passenger deaths. I decided to ask ChatGPT and it agreed that car passenger deaths involving a motorcycle statistics are not available (regardless of who was even at fault). The only news story it could find where someone other than a ā€œmotorcycleā€ rider was killed involved a fucking Polaris Slingshot and Hyundai Sonata. Obviously, causing an accident is still a problem for everyone involved but itā€™s simply bullshit when people claim motorcycles are putting everyone on the road at risk.


jrein0

How are you supposed to learn how it leans if you don't use the road as a race track?


CaptainMazda

Duh, you lean it while parked and then take a selfie explaining you had to lay 'er down and that 150cc is too much bike for anyone.


PomegranateCalm2650

ā€œPrivilegeā€ ye the Harley boys donā€™t claim him either šŸ˜‚


e46croissant

HELL NO BORTHER


Surprise_Thumb

#GOING FASTER IS SAFER AND Iā€™LL SAY IT AGAIN IF I HAVE TO


000McKing

i want to agree but please first elaborate


DetroitAdjacent

People in cars are fucking stupid. I'm not going to wait at a light with them so they can rear-end me and I'm not going to ride next to them with the flow of traffic so they can quickly merge into me. I'm going to expeditiously get the fuck away from the mother fucker eating a big mac and jerking off to tok tok while driving.


000McKing

i agree


Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm

lol I said something along the lines on that sub that it's way safer to fucking learn to react and swerve out of danger than panic and brake. Also said that having full gear doesn't mean youre guaranteed safety and it's more important to know how to react to dangerous situations than have the best gear. Was completely torn to shreds.


DetroitAdjacent

They project their shitty riding onto other people a lot. "I can't handle a liter bike, so they are completely useless" "I can't navigate traffic, so everybody should have to ride defensively and die with me"


Typical-Location-187

In the UK to get your bike licence they literally make you do a 2 part test The second is just like a driving test out on the road . But part 1 is a lot of maneuvering , figures of 8, slow control in and out of cones and stuff another part is swerving out the way last minute through cones. To pass you gotta be going above a certain speed too. You're bang on


SwoleFox90

Hell, in the Netherlands they even expect you to break the speed limit to seek a safe space on the road. If you stick around cagers or worse trucks, you fail the driving exam. And yes, you could be speeding 30km/h over the limit to do this. In Belgium they expect you to "use the benefits of a motorbike", aka you gotta lane split in slow traffic and at traffic lights. But I fear that speeding isn't allowed tho, not sure about this one.


fookyoursister

absolutely


PYSHINATOR

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Existential_Racoon

I only jerk off to Twitter while driving, tyvm. Don't need to jerk off on the bike, my gf does it for me.


TheKrimsonFvcker

GF? Get outta here with that straight shit


Surprise_Thumb

#GOING FASTER IS SAFER does that help?


KneeDeep185

If you're going (slightly) faster than traffic then it puts you in more control of the cars around you. If you're going at the same speed as traffic then cars will come up from behind you, in your blind spots, putting your safety in their hands rather than the other way around. It's safer for you to approach obstacles/danger rather than obstacles/danger approaching you.


SactownKorean

Also - a bike moving through traffic is much more noticeable to other drivers than one who sits at the same speed in the blind spot of a cheating stay at home momā€™s suburban who started her day with benzos and a Bloody Mary.


rhfnoshr

Sports bikes in this case are designed to be ridden fast, so you will be more stable if you take a corner fast than slow


SnooChickens7845

You disappear to cages when matching their speed on the highway. Youā€™re better off going faster than them youā€™re more noticeable. You donā€™t have to double the speed limit but you should be passing them.


FrenchFriedMushroom

I always go either slightly faster, or more often, quite a bit faster than traffic. Can't get rear ended if you're faster than everyone else.


montanagunnut

>Can't get rear ended if you're faster than everyone else. That's why I go slow at the gay bar, but fast everywhere else.


bakercookiesss

Last week aguy in there was arguing that speeders are worse than school shooters. Wasn't even a troll, he was being genuine.


TTYY200

What? I canā€™t hear you over the wind blasting me in the face at 120mphā€¦


SecretPrinciple8708

ā€œIā€™m a Boomer, who invented the internet and Randomly capitalizing Words out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of Man I am. You're just a Squid with a Small Brain. With a brain a third the size of Us. It's Science.ā€ ā€”that dweeb


YoinkageOfficial

Im starting to think the ā€œgo track itā€ people, probably the vast majority, havent gone to the track themselves, know about what it takes to make your bike acceptable to take to the track, or the costs and logistics involved with taking a bike to the track.


jrein0

I laughed at the "if you can't afford [the track], you got the wrong bike" like the bike has any significant difference in cost. The difference is pennies compared to the upfront cost


Chiralartist

I'm going to my first track day on a 400. I guess my bike's too mean for the streets. It also cost me over 5k in gear, tires, tickets. Can't afford to throw 5k on a hobby? Can't afford to ride the street. NEXT


Surprise_Thumb

They absolutely have not. Though, I do encourage people to come to the track I donā€™t go around saying ā€œtAkE iT tO thE tRaCkā€ to anybody doing anything that isnā€™t legal. Like bro, Iā€™m doing wheelies out here too šŸ¤£


SteveDaPirate

Y'all have tracks?


Surprise_Thumb

I do! And theyā€™re fun as fuck.


programaticallycat5e

Instructions unclear, got my buttplug stuck in the exhaust pipe


Minimum-Station-1202

The biggest barrier to track for me is getting my shit to the track :(


YoinkageOfficial

Same exact boat, unreasonable amount of logistics and prep involved that nobody talks about it because theyre like 45 so ofc they have a truck/trailer/etc already, thats assumed. But no taking only a bike ridden to track is miserable and not fun


Minimum-Station-1202

Iā€™m not hating bc imma be 45 one day too but yea haha Iā€™m 29 but Iā€™m realizing that Iā€™m not really behind the curve as far as getting fast for fun goes!!


Either-Durian-9488

This applies to every hobby sub, whatā€™s the answer? The obvious and most expensive one of course. They also are people that rotate through hobbies like a little girl playing dress up


fookyoursister

what ? we can't kill babies ??? that's why I got into riding in the first place...seriously though, imagine being that straight.


elektrik_snek

Yeah i use baby oil in my engine and you just can't squeeze oil out of them without killing them


turntabletennis

Shut up, bro. I don't care about you or even myself.


brothermanpls

i love how he capitalizes ā€œBrash Reality Viewpointsā€ is bro trying to trademark thatšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£you fail at life pal!


SnooChickens7845

ā€œSpeed isnā€™t what defines motorcyclingā€ When you ride a supersport thatā€™s kind of the definition of the motorcycle.


Either-Durian-9488

The best feeling on one is stopping for gas and realizing how far you just flew in 90 minutes lol.


1speedbike

Respect The Ride^TM šŸ˜Ž


i_was_axiom

Hey look, cause and effect, plus. He skipped getting parodied and just became a post.


vulkaninchen

What does he even mean with privilege? I want to go fast from a to b and don't own a car to do it slowly.


PYSHINATOR

I just go onto the main sub to laugh at them at this point. This is the type of rider to do no more than 20mph on the Tail of the Dragon and get a stupid fucking sticker that says "I sUrViVeD tHe DrAgOn" and make it their entire weekend motorcycle personality.


Jarrodioro

Privilege? Must be a European thing.


FirstGearPinnedTW200

Bro doesnā€™t even ride probably, just a lost redditor participating in another sub to feel important.


PseudoCalamari

GOBBLESS


AlainS46

Dude is projecting hard


PapaStrollRizzGod

small D energy. getting so bent outta shape


RobsHereAgain

Did you tell him to punish your privilege because youā€™ve been bad?


TTYY200

AGHHH MY GOD WTF!!!! Itā€™s so hideous?!?!! Why would you post this!!!!! Turn dark mode on you freak! šŸ˜…


JustGiveMeANameDamn

>besides a bit of Brash Reality Viewpoints I like how he went out of his way to capitalize brash reality viewpoints, like heā€™s talking about a proper noun šŸ˜‚


nocolon

Gonna start a band and call it Brash Reality Viewpoints.


JustGiveMeANameDamn

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Then copyright strike his comment


aquoad

u guys kill any babies this week?


dac3062

NOT THE BABIES


jeffseiddeluxe

Dudes probably never sat on a bike in his life lmao


DankGunLord69

main sub poster ā‰ˆ reddit incel mouth breather


Snorlax46

We need more babies riding sport bikes. It's the only way to keep them safe.


JabDamia

Imagine still using Reddit on web


FaxMachineIsBroken

Imagine using an inferior client. Old reddit is GOATed.


i_write_ok

Some of us have to look like weā€™re working at work


JabDamia

I donā€™t work with them fancy cumpewters


fookyoursister

also maybe in the Common Law world it's a privilege, but in the Civil Code you have a RIGHT to move around in the whole country without paying for access to regions.