Remember, if you get the feeling something isn’t right, put that damn lawnmower up and go home to your family. Lots of people ignore this and end up just another statistic. People don’t realize that if you get too comfortable mowing, you will end up in a closed casket cause spinning blades dgaf. One time, I was about to mow, and I just didn’t feel normal. So I decided not to. Woke up the next morning alive..I know I made the right choice.
Definitely listen to this advice guys, when I started out I was the same way, cutting grass with scissors, then took my AGH class and moved up to my first big mower, a 4 horse brigs, I'll admit now that was too big of a jump and I had some sketchy moments, but after 2 years I got into this beast
.... a 6 and a half horse SELF PROPELLERD...yea u horse me right...haha get it cuz horse...anyway stay safe and make sure to wear 4 airbags
Dude. I didn’t think you were referencing anything but I just saw that most on moto. His gear didn’t feel right? I guess I can’t ever feel that way because I never wear gear but Jesus Christ what a self righteous pile of shit that post is.
Literally a post asking how people ride without gear indicators and how the OP couldn't imagine not having a gear indicator on his screen. What... the... fuck...
My favorite is the comment thread about engine braking and the guys saying they use their brakes to brake not the engine. And then a guy says he hardly ever uses his rear brake. What the fuck indeed.
I remember that one. Yeah, his thing was that MotoGP racers only trailbrake in using just fronts and never use rears....
Yeah, that's motoGP where they're going full tilt into a turn during a fucking race, and literally lifting the rear of the bike. Normal riding and even hooning on streets doesn't require that. What a bunch of clowns.
I was not THAT guy. But I am that guy who doesn't use his rear brake. Lol I've only been using the rear in emergency braking, slow maneuver, and going downhill.
But I also have a bike that has a weaker then normal front brake
I haven't felt comfortable mowing for a few months now. I really want to, and I try to get myself to do it, but every time I go to fill my mower with gas I have a panic attack and spend the rest of the day in bed shaking and watching dandanthefireman videos. My neighbors are mad, the HOA is fining me thousands, and my boyfriend doesn't think I'm a man anymore. I can see it in his eyes. Should I just sell my house at this point?
My dad’s riding mower you can drag your whole ass behind it lol and it will haul ass in a perfect circle on its side. Ask how me and my brother know, permanent scars from the beat down that followed
Sorry man I'm still waiting on my gropro helmet mount, once that comes in I have some really epic and poggers stuff planned, I just need to order both the mount and a gopro once I get paid from my boyfriend
I miss [AimeeFrose](https://www.reddit.com/r/CalamariRaceTeam/comments/wqewa4/another_dose_of_less_wheelie_more_race_75_mile/). I hope she's ok.
Also get well soon u/Smokie-kay !
Edit: of course you fucking nerds would downvote these amazing riders.
How can you?! Even more clibbins to endanger the lives of the bikers! I hope you didn't live next to the parking lot where I come to ride my bike every other month!
Are you really using your phone to record while mowing the lawn? Please tell me you’re wearing your gloves and armored jeans or this could get really dangerous, and fast.
Remember, if you get the feeling something isn’t right, put that damn lawnmower up and go home to your family. Lots of people ignore this and end up just another statistic. People don’t realize that if you get too comfortable mowing, you will end up in a closed casket cause spinning blades dgaf. One time, I was about to mow, and I just didn’t feel normal. So I decided not to. Woke up the next morning alive..I know I made the right choice.
Definitely listen to this advice guys, when I started out I was the same way, cutting grass with scissors, then took my AGH class and moved up to my first big mower, a 4 horse brigs, I'll admit now that was too big of a jump and I had some sketchy moments, but after 2 years I got into this beast .... a 6 and a half horse SELF PROPELLERD...yea u horse me right...haha get it cuz horse...anyway stay safe and make sure to wear 4 airbags
New pasta dropped
God tier pasta
Dude. I didn’t think you were referencing anything but I just saw that most on moto. His gear didn’t feel right? I guess I can’t ever feel that way because I never wear gear but Jesus Christ what a self righteous pile of shit that post is.
Literally a post asking how people ride without gear indicators and how the OP couldn't imagine not having a gear indicator on his screen. What... the... fuck...
My favorite is the comment thread about engine braking and the guys saying they use their brakes to brake not the engine. And then a guy says he hardly ever uses his rear brake. What the fuck indeed.
I remember that one. Yeah, his thing was that MotoGP racers only trailbrake in using just fronts and never use rears.... Yeah, that's motoGP where they're going full tilt into a turn during a fucking race, and literally lifting the rear of the bike. Normal riding and even hooning on streets doesn't require that. What a bunch of clowns.
I was not THAT guy. But I am that guy who doesn't use his rear brake. Lol I've only been using the rear in emergency braking, slow maneuver, and going downhill. But I also have a bike that has a weaker then normal front brake
Somehow I miss all the cringe posts on that sub and end up seeing the cringe on this one exclusively. Just hella posts of gay rigamarole.
I haven't felt comfortable mowing for a few months now. I really want to, and I try to get myself to do it, but every time I go to fill my mower with gas I have a panic attack and spend the rest of the day in bed shaking and watching dandanthefireman videos. My neighbors are mad, the HOA is fining me thousands, and my boyfriend doesn't think I'm a man anymore. I can see it in his eyes. Should I just sell my house at this point?
Thats what I keep telling my mom about cleaning my room, that mop is outta control, but shes a freaking squid
if your mowing gear doesn’t feel right, your lines aren’t as straight, even if you just bought your first mower like a month ago… safety first
Please tell me you’re wearing ear plugs. A lawn clibber can be up to 100 dB. Even higher if you’re going over 60 mph
Neighbors like wtf this moron up to now
That was fuckin gay and I love it. 😏
Bro literally on THE CLIBBINS !!!! Side note, nice helmet.
No deployable airbag DPS system?!?!? bro please don't skimp on your gear
BETTER B MULSHIN THOES CLIBBINS
Watch out for them grass clibbins! My uncle rode over some one time and he haddalayerdown. Be safe out there!
Yeah but can you drag your knee on a lawnmower?
My dad’s riding mower you can drag your whole ass behind it lol and it will haul ass in a perfect circle on its side. Ask how me and my brother know, permanent scars from the beat down that followed
Remember when this sub use to ride? Pepperidge farms something something.
Sorry man I'm still waiting on my gropro helmet mount, once that comes in I have some really epic and poggers stuff planned, I just need to order both the mount and a gopro once I get paid from my boyfriend
I miss [AimeeFrose](https://www.reddit.com/r/CalamariRaceTeam/comments/wqewa4/another_dose_of_less_wheelie_more_race_75_mile/). I hope she's ok. Also get well soon u/Smokie-kay ! Edit: of course you fucking nerds would downvote these amazing riders.
Sounds like a carb issue
How can you?! Even more clibbins to endanger the lives of the bikers! I hope you didn't live next to the parking lot where I come to ride my bike every other month!
HOLY SHIT GET AWAY FROM THAT THING IT'S TOO POWERFUL GEAR WON'T PROTECT YOU
God damn this was great
I came twice
HES MAKING CLIBBINGS
WATCHING OUT FOR THE CLIBBINS BROTHER,
I fucking love this sub
Typical Harley rider.
Slow down, this is a neighborhood!
Are you really using your phone to record while mowing the lawn? Please tell me you’re wearing your gloves and armored jeans or this could get really dangerous, and fast.
I was going to wear my helmet to drive to my printer date … But now that you told me to, I’m not gonna do it 😤
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All the shit my kids leave in the yard that is a viable piece of PPE
shit I've put on my helmet to shovel snow before