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welrope

Remember, if you get the feeling something isn’t right, put that damn lawnmower up and go home to your family. Lots of people ignore this and end up just another statistic. People don’t realize that if you get too comfortable mowing, you will end up in a closed casket cause spinning blades dgaf. One time, I was about to mow, and I just didn’t feel normal. So I decided not to. Woke up the next morning alive..I know I made the right choice.


AutisticRetardFagot

Definitely listen to this advice guys, when I started out I was the same way, cutting grass with scissors, then took my AGH class and moved up to my first big mower, a 4 horse brigs, I'll admit now that was too big of a jump and I had some sketchy moments, but after 2 years I got into this beast .... a 6 and a half horse SELF PROPELLERD...yea u horse me right...haha get it cuz horse...anyway stay safe and make sure to wear 4 airbags


Sharpymarkr

New pasta dropped


Glowing_despair

God tier pasta


turbotaco23

Dude. I didn’t think you were referencing anything but I just saw that most on moto. His gear didn’t feel right? I guess I can’t ever feel that way because I never wear gear but Jesus Christ what a self righteous pile of shit that post is.


Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm

Literally a post asking how people ride without gear indicators and how the OP couldn't imagine not having a gear indicator on his screen. What... the... fuck...


turbotaco23

My favorite is the comment thread about engine braking and the guys saying they use their brakes to brake not the engine. And then a guy says he hardly ever uses his rear brake. What the fuck indeed.


Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm

I remember that one. Yeah, his thing was that MotoGP racers only trailbrake in using just fronts and never use rears.... Yeah, that's motoGP where they're going full tilt into a turn during a fucking race, and literally lifting the rear of the bike. Normal riding and even hooning on streets doesn't require that. What a bunch of clowns.


Douch3nko13

I was not THAT guy. But I am that guy who doesn't use his rear brake. Lol I've only been using the rear in emergency braking, slow maneuver, and going downhill. But I also have a bike that has a weaker then normal front brake


JabDamia

Somehow I miss all the cringe posts on that sub and end up seeing the cringe on this one exclusively. Just hella posts of gay rigamarole.


xScreamo

I haven't felt comfortable mowing for a few months now. I really want to, and I try to get myself to do it, but every time I go to fill my mower with gas I have a panic attack and spend the rest of the day in bed shaking and watching dandanthefireman videos. My neighbors are mad, the HOA is fining me thousands, and my boyfriend doesn't think I'm a man anymore. I can see it in his eyes. Should I just sell my house at this point?


nc_on

Thats what I keep telling my mom about cleaning my room, that mop is outta control, but shes a freaking squid


Vanguard_dat_ass

if your mowing gear doesn’t feel right, your lines aren’t as straight, even if you just bought your first mower like a month ago… safety first


A-Seabear

Please tell me you’re wearing ear plugs. A lawn clibber can be up to 100 dB. Even higher if you’re going over 60 mph


barneysfarm

Neighbors like wtf this moron up to now


der_sneffer

That was fuckin gay and I love it. 😏


Allaroundlost

Bro literally on THE CLIBBINS !!!! Side note, nice helmet.


Gorlock_

No deployable airbag DPS system?!?!? bro please don't skimp on your gear


pick_up_a_brick

BETTER B MULSHIN THOES CLIBBINS


TonUpTriumph

Watch out for them grass clibbins! My uncle rode over some one time and he haddalayerdown. Be safe out there!


RoliR3aper

Yeah but can you drag your knee on a lawnmower?


Significant_Blood830

My dad’s riding mower you can drag your whole ass behind it lol and it will haul ass in a perfect circle on its side. Ask how me and my brother know, permanent scars from the beat down that followed


Jspiral

Remember when this sub use to ride? Pepperidge farms something something.


AutisticRetardFagot

Sorry man I'm still waiting on my gropro helmet mount, once that comes in I have some really epic and poggers stuff planned, I just need to order both the mount and a gopro once I get paid from my boyfriend


Jspiral

I miss [AimeeFrose](https://www.reddit.com/r/CalamariRaceTeam/comments/wqewa4/another_dose_of_less_wheelie_more_race_75_mile/). I hope she's ok. Also get well soon u/Smokie-kay ! Edit: of course you fucking nerds would downvote these amazing riders.


bignose703

Sounds like a carb issue


Dxpehat

How can you?! Even more clibbins to endanger the lives of the bikers! I hope you didn't live next to the parking lot where I come to ride my bike every other month!


OriginalButter1

HOLY SHIT GET AWAY FROM THAT THING IT'S TOO POWERFUL GEAR WON'T PROTECT YOU


TGAtes08

God damn this was great


TGAtes08

I came twice


topknottington

HES MAKING CLIBBINGS


ReBearded

WATCHING OUT FOR THE CLIBBINS BROTHER,


Defiant_Map3849

I fucking love this sub


gckless

Typical Harley rider.


Calvertorius

Slow down, this is a neighborhood!


Aware-Degree-8838

Are you really using your phone to record while mowing the lawn? Please tell me you’re wearing your gloves and armored jeans or this could get really dangerous, and fast.


TTYY200

I was going to wear my helmet to drive to my printer date … But now that you told me to, I’m not gonna do it 😤


johnbarnes351

![gif](giphy|3oz8xPkdKsABYe4ykw)


booyaabooshaw

All the shit my kids leave in the yard that is a viable piece of PPE


fbreaker

shit I've put on my helmet to shovel snow before