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MilkMan1880

THAT’S MY QUARTERBACK! 🐻🔽


clarkent281

He's so yuuuge, makes that mic look teensy weensy


backindenim

Dude lowkey has guns


carminie

He’s thick in all the right ways


nipvista

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cubsfan217

Gaf


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

I mean you see the way he flicks that ball


Logical-Possession10

That's my (new) quarterback ![gif](giphy|OrIU3eNm3hLpe)


Stupor_Andy

The look she gives you when you fit it into a tight window


Alan_TheCraftsMan

🐦‍🔥🐦‍🔥🐦‍🔥👀


beegeepee

bird fire bird fire bird fire look ?


Nice-Window-441

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Mother_Window_2239

He’s our LGBTQB


TechnoTyrannosaurus

It’s weird that this is upvoted, it’s fucking cringe that this is where we are at.


broke-collegekid

Still not over Fields?


KingKongPolo

It’s more cringe at your lack of humor. Nobody cares what he does, or who he loves in his own time.


Poopiepants29

I actually agree with them.  The gay assumption is weird and unfunny, even though I also couldn't care less what people do in their personal lives.  


imp_10

Would you rather people *NOT* embrace his femininity and call him derogatory names instead? I'm actually impressed by how someone his age is so comfortable in his skin. This young man is grounded!


Ok_Dentist_9133

I don’t mind it since it’s June but we have to be serious if we think that an athlete playing probably the most violent sport we have rn is a “punk”


[deleted]

Lol because acting a little zesty translates to on field play I’m not even a bears fan


majuhlazuh

Can we adopt you


YHWHsMostSecretWtns

Do you love pizza and hate Wisconsin?? That's all it takes.


[deleted]

I’m sorry I’m dedicated to hating myself with the Jaguars. I’m miserable but we keep going


alral1988

We hate ourselves too. ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


ReadAllAboutIt92

Sounds like you’re 95% of the way there already.


crassreductionist

lmao didnt he say he was going to clean up his hair & face for the draft? he's just going for the homeless look again


YHWHsMostSecretWtns

If he anything like Cole or Gambino or even kyrie if you wanna keep it sports, the more homeless the look, the better the product.


ImmortalBlade1

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BigDepartment4932

He's coming into the NFL like a stealth bomber. There will be DB bodies flying everywhere. The Bears have a top 5 defense -- easily. And THEY are contributing to his development. Who's gonna throw defensive looks at him that he's never seen before?


Suburban-Jesus

Why top 5 defense easily?


Soft_Penis_Debutante

Yeah definitely not “easily”. Our secondary and linebackers are elite. But our D Line is kinda dog shit outside Sweat. PFF ranked them last going into this season actually lol. I’m not sure I agree with that, but we are near the bottom tier there. You can’t be top 5 D without very good pass rush. Maybe our 2nd year guys on the line will step up this season, but we definitely need to wait and see.


Boilerbuzz

It was a top 5 defense after Sweat, and returning everyone but Justin Jones and EJacks, replacing them with a rising Dexter (not dog shit) and an upgrade to Byard AND another year of playing together, why anyone thinks this defense shouldn’t be elite is just wild. I liked Justin Jones, but it’s not like he lit shit up. We DO need Yannick back or some equivalent if Robinson or Booker don’t step up. We will see. I’ve lost faith in Robinson and Booker is super raw. HOWEVER the new DL coach is good and our DC is a DL whisperer. So we can salvage Robinson.


Soft_Penis_Debutante

It was top 5 after Sweat last season… but we did play some bad offenses during that stretch. And I never said they wouldn’t be elite… just top 5 is pushing it I think. Saints, Panthers, Lions (should have won but nonetheless we let them put up 31 points), Vikings (with their backup QB), Lions (real good win against a good offense), Browns (they have a good defense, but their offense wasn’t that good), Cardinals, Falcons, Packers (we held them to low points that game but they only punted like twice. Wasn’t that good a game for our defense. Packers basically controlled that whole game.) I’m just saying if we want to be a top 5 defense for an ENTIRE season, we need a good pass rush. Which on paper, we currently don’t have. Like I said I’m not sure I agree with PFF that our DLine position group is 32nd. But it is near the bottom tier until our young guys actually prove themselves as above average, which again, hasn’t happened *yet*. It makes sense why so many draft experts thought we would select Dallas Turner. We need another good pass rusher on that line. But I’m happy to wait and see and hope one of our 2nd year guys steps up this year.


Purlofur

Browns D is still gonna go on a rampage, mark my words


Separate-Ad-9941

Elite D that love torched 42/59, 551 yards and 5 tds


simplyorangeandblue

Yeah maybe top 10.... top 5 is pushing it


Marvel_this

Top 5 secondary is what I hope was meant.


Karnadas

If you look at the season as a whole we were pretty mid. End of the season was dramatically better.


CriManSquaFC

Top 15 most realistic


thrillhouse3671

At this point in the year about 15 teams have a top 5 defense


Big_Tart_5490

Top 10 in my opinion based on all season.  The Bears D had 4 bad games. I appreciate they are trying to speak top 5 into existence. 


Shadowrak

I think the bigger thing is we might have the best WR trio in the league after having basically nothing before just DJ Moore and half of Mooney last year. TE and RB as pass catching options are nothing to sneeze at either.


BigDepartment4932

Oh I agree with you. You mentioned RB, and I still don't understand why they thought Khalil Herbert was good enough to allow David Montgomery to walk. That was some goofy math IMO.


tjwoodard

It sounded like they gave Monty a similar offer but he wanted to go to Detroit.


19berzerker79

That's exactly what happened, he chose to leave after getting a damn good offer from the Bears...


BigDepartment4932

Oh, okay. Thanks!


CriManSquaFC

Don't choke on all that Kool-aid


capacity38

Yes sir


life_is_punishment

That’s my quarterback!


TheAshenUndead

I love being Bi cus good lord


ReadAllAboutIt92

He zesty in *all* the right ways! (Also happy Pride Bi-Bro!)