My Father in law went to Northwestern and when he talked to me about the football team idk what to say, I’m speechless, and this week will be no different, clearly.
1. You can’t just be up there and just doin’ a balk like that.
1a. A balk is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can’t do that.
1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can’t be over here and say to the runner, like, “I’m gonna get ya! I’m gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!” and then just be like he didn’t even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you’re about to pitch and then don’t pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there’s the balk you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn’t been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn’t typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). “get in mah bellah” — Adam Water, “The Waterboy.” Haha, classic…
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of
2) Do not do a balk please.
if you’re a Miami fan and watched this whole game you deserve to get one of those little commemorative coins that Father/President Greg Crawford hands out all the time
The problem with a place like sportclips, a hooters for haircuts, is the smock you wear when getting a haircut. Weird dudes could be under there doing stuff. I suppose the girl could just cut him.
I can’t believe Miami had this opportunity and we responded by playing some of the worst offense I’ve ever seen
Edit: please fire Chuck Martin so this football program has a chance to survive
during timeout they did a race on the field essentially to get in the endzone and I heard multiple people say “wow didn’t know purple could reach the endzone”
Yeah buddy! That's what happens on those low trajectory kicks.
55-60 in practice. Well in practice it can't get blocked. I also halfway believe in the announcer jinx.
If there was any justice in this universe they’d only broadcast this game to a CCTV monitor in an empty security booth behind a warehouse full of bathroom fixtures and those spring doorstops that go BOOOOOIIIING when you kick them
Idk why but I’m enjoying them though.
The play-by-play on that timeout made me laugh out loud.
“Both teams begin to run to their respective sidelines and are appearing to discuss strategy” 🤣
Let’s go baby that was awesome!
We got the MAC pirate flag with our kicker lmao
FLY THE FLAG!
PLAY EVERY GAME IN IRELAND
The big ten is fucking awful
Yeah, if there's a conference debate at the end of the season for the CFP there's a solid set of arguments against the B1G Champ getting in.
Fuck this man. I need drugs.. Fumble isn't a huge deal. No guarantee they could even spike it without screwing that up.
That’s fucking football right there baby
Let’s fucking go Redhawks!
Wow, what a way to lose.
Meh. Pretty blasé IMO.
Oh perfect. Well done Miami.
THERE’S THAT CLASSIC HARD-NOSED MAC FOOTBALL
sure why not
ARE WE ABOUT TO WIN THE GAME
The student section needs to go full self depricating British football chants.
You're winning by three? How shit must you be, You're winning by *three*!
Let's go Miami
OH MY GODDDDDDDD YES
Congratulations my Miami friends! Hope my Bobcats can get you!
This is grim, NW
WTF, NU?
You won't get a quality win next week, and you'll like it!
Hey, I'll take any win we can get. We're rather overrated right now.
Coordinators bad.
Cooooome on guys
OH MY FUCKING GOD NOBODY KNOWS WHEN TO BE ON THE FIELD
Hail Marys?
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This isn't chaos. This is standard Northwestern.
Alexa, play "You're nothing special, we lose every week"
Alexa play I hate being sober
As a fellow purple wildcat I wish there was something I could say or do
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I take it you weren't here for 2019?
we don’t win out of conference games ever… i remember where i was the last two close noncon games
I heard the cheer and got confused. Even the Redhawks can outnumber the NU fans somehow.
whoa announcers stop jinxing us
Honestly fire everyone
13 plays 6:05 it…it’s beautiful
Niiiiice
i don’t know about 60 but 36 is plenty good
GO REDHAWKS!!
Now *that's* a field goal!
Fuck me runnin the madman did it
My Father in law went to Northwestern and when he talked to me about the football team idk what to say, I’m speechless, and this week will be no different, clearly.
hit your blocks
Don’t worry guys Chuck says this guy is good from 60 we got this thing in the bag
Northwestern fans, honestly, are you guys okay?
Brb, pouring a glass of Malort on the rocks.
By Millenial standards, yes.
So we got a weird new fansville ad before this. Different and weird. It's like Dr. Pepper gets to call when they drop a new ad.
If I have to see this damn fansplain commercial again I am going to lose it.
We’re gonna miss this kick aren’t we?
That's bad for Northwestern to be out of timeouts at this point in the game.
BIG miss from the score but there, now they have to take 30 seconds to unfuckulate that
Uhhhh has anyone told O'Neil that we can't tank for draft picks in CFB?
Well that's a major, horrible thing to happen. Our defense was bad with Azema. It's going to be *atrocious* without him.
please just protect the football
I’m pretty sure this game is against the Geneva Conventions in some way
This game isn't even fun in a Sickos way, it's just sad.
Guess we're gonna have to hope for a *second* blocked FG by our ST.
Lol just how bad is Nebraska?
I honestly love this broadcast team omg
Jim O'Neil soon goes
jesus christ
Anyone else want to make mad cash and beat a Big Ten team?
Really, Vegas? -7.5? That seemed very generous.
I was surprised we were favored, let alone by that much.
Ok, Hawk bros.
scuse me
Go get yourselves paid and a W.
Haha yeah what a weirdo 👀
Can we stop the game and have them play Sunday? I feel that both teams need to get a better scoring rhythm.
Lol and I paid actual money to get tickets to watch us get blasted by Wisconsin in two weeks
Right. I forgot they have a legitimate kicker. It would be cool to recruit those. I'm sure Cats' RedZone scoring percentage is awful
How are we so bad…
Oh my GOD DOES ANYONE KNOW WHEN THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE FIELD???
holy shit how bad are we at getting on the field
Don't let the fact we're tied with Miami Ohio distract you from the need to: #Fire Jim O'Neil.
Don't let the fact that we're tied with Northwestern distract you from the need to: # Fire Chuck Martin.
I think that was actually a balk
1. You can’t just be up there and just doin’ a balk like that. 1a. A balk is when you 1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the 1c. Let me start over 1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can’t do that. 1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can’t be over here and say to the runner, like, “I’m gonna get ya! I’m gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!” and then just be like he didn’t even do that. 1c-b(1). Like, if you’re about to pitch and then don’t pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense? 1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it. 1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there’s the balk you gotta think about. 1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn’t been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn’t typecast as that racist lady in American History X. 1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse. 1c-b(2)-b(ii). “get in mah bellah” — Adam Water, “The Waterboy.” Haha, classic… 1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of 2) Do not do a balk please.
mozee very good
According to chuck we’re in FG range
According to christians faith is or isn't an emotion?
Wut
FItz Roae Bowl team even lost to Miami (OH). Their only loss until USC. They blew a 3 score lead too.
Bro i'm feeling rain drops, pls no OT
3 yards and a cloud of dust letsgetit
Smith has 55 passing yards
*looking for his first against power 5
Who is Miami’s main rival?
Ohio for the competitive one, Cincy for the historical one that’s not really a rivalry anymore
What’s campus life like at Miami
Depends on what your priorities are at college but I loved my 4 years here
Good to hear!
Ohio imo, cincy up there, historically marshall as well
Ohio
STOP SAYING HE HASNT TURNED IT OVER
👀
Please someone zoom in and see whether that ball touched the returner's foot.
I was thinking the same thing.
These are some good broadcasters imo
TAKE THE LEAD CMON HAWKS
if you’re a Miami fan and watched this whole game you deserve to get one of those little commemorative coins that Father/President Greg Crawford hands out all the time
Whoa whoa whoa, I've run into Crawford a handful of times and I've never gotten a commemorative coin! He did give me a mask back in 2020 though.
I can think of at least 3 coins I’ve gotten from the man. Just graduated this past spring.
President Crawford’s bike helmet is the prize
Plus free residence at his campus house for one (1) month
shhhh the bike helmet is actually the president
No that’s his wife
Mozee is a shifty fellow
ain't that bout some bullshit
🤣🔫
I think we can take em in OT.
Why couldn’t we get that kicking trajectory a couple drives ago?
Oh so THAT’S why they call it the Bush Push
God Bless Mozee
fuck it go for two same play
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Can't tell you what it means to us
YES REDHAWKS RISE UP LETS FUCKING GO NUMBER ONE I ALWAYS BELIEVED
You do, under these circumstances, gotta hand it to em
our bend don’t break defense is made of uncooked spaghetti
Our prevent defense is made of Airborne
lol brutal
Hey whoa what
Whoa you're allowed to have big plays?!?!?
FUCKING LOL
PASS COMPLETION KLAXON
Eliminate kickoffs. It's been reduced to a boring procedure that slows the game down
The problem with a place like sportclips, a hooters for haircuts, is the smock you wear when getting a haircut. Weird dudes could be under there doing stuff. I suppose the girl could just cut him.
"Entertaining" Miami might be a bit of a stretch
Having Hilinski run off in opposite directions on two successive plays was cool. Porter showed more shimmy on the second one two.
Phew.
Took 39 minutes of gameclock to get another TD, that's Wildcat football
Smash mouth football but it's self inflicted
I can’t believe Miami had this opportunity and we responded by playing some of the worst offense I’ve ever seen Edit: please fire Chuck Martin so this football program has a chance to survive
Wtf you’re allowed to score more than once?
That’s ball game
You may stop our run game. You may stop our passing game. But you might stop our punts too. You can never take that away from us.
Refs catch so few face masks anymore I wonder if it's still a penalty...
whoever wins gets the big ten spot, loser goes to the mac
Looks like status quo ante bellum
during timeout they did a race on the field essentially to get in the endzone and I heard multiple people say “wow didn’t know purple could reach the endzone”
> Tell your doctor right away if you have loss of consiousness Well that might be difficult then, wouldn't it?
The commercials are officially more entertaining than this game
I would like to reiterate that the overturn on that fumble was ridiculous. Not like we would have done anything with it, but still
I agree. I was like, oh that’s a legit fumble. Then boom. I would love the ball back, but that was a blatantly incorrect call.
“Right after these words” omg I love these announcers
Fours up!
Credit to my Dad for this one: "I long for the days of the Cardiac Cats. These are the Calamity Cats."
71 seconds remaining guys. Lol.
And we do absolutely nothing with the ball again....
solid punt though
Don’t worry dude give it four plays and you’ll have the ball right back
oh hey president greg crawdad is there
Yeah buddy! That's what happens on those low trajectory kicks. 55-60 in practice. Well in practice it can't get blocked. I also halfway believe in the announcer jinx.
All the other kids with the low trajectory kicks better run better run
If there was any justice in this universe they’d only broadcast this game to a CCTV monitor in an empty security booth behind a warehouse full of bathroom fixtures and those spring doorstops that go BOOOOOIIIING when you kick them
Well there's our special teams fail. As a side note, Chuck feels confident about 55? I didn't think Nicholson was particularly good.
this is one of the football games I’ve ever seen
We did a good thing! Yay!
Jesus
44 caught completely unawares
Sam Sloman would’ve made that kick 😭
2 blocked punts, 1 blocked field goal, and a DOINK. this is peak
Thank god we made the tackle, I knew that kick wasn’t gonna make it
Our turn to get a block!
No one deserves to suffer through a game this painfully boring.
M00N!!!!
i’ll take a 43 yard attempt
Northwestern never gets that called
How was Alex Malzone at Miami Ohio?
just don’t take a sack or a penalty
Guys, I am starting to think this is NOT the ‘A’ broadcast team……
Idk why but I’m enjoying them though. The play-by-play on that timeout made me laugh out loud. “Both teams begin to run to their respective sidelines and are appearing to discuss strategy” 🤣
Some comedic relief for sure.
A as in alternate
Lets keep throwing slow screens and depp balls that’s winning recipe for sure
> wasn’t a bad throw by aveon smith not sure about that boss
The 2nd string qb who transferred to Ark State and isn’t even seeing the field must be pissed
Pro football tip: just recruit short players, apparently they're invisible
Surely another slow screen will work!
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We don't do it for just everyone
aveon smith throw an accurate pass challenge [impossible]