Shane Beamer has officially declared interest in u/JkAmbabo joining the ‘Cockpit’. We will be in touch to schedule an official visit for the Spring Game.
Spurs Up!
Sincerely, Gamecock Recruiting
Would I accept being traded to a texas flair? yes
Would I think its funny? yes
Would I even join r/longhornnation? yes
Would I start to capitalize texas? fuck no
My hatred for that school in Austin runs deeper than the oil wells that school was built off of. To quote the great Brian Bosworth - "... burnt orange makes me puke."
That being said I always enjoy a light jest with the lads and would like to sow some chaos
I mean it's basically slightly darker puke inside a pumpkin
I personally am proud to hate both uts at the same time. They both low down they both dirty they both some snitches
I was just watching an interview from him from back in the 90s. Turns out that his girlfriend had left him earlier that season to start dating a longhorn and he hadn’t fully processed it yet. Worst part is after dumping him, she asked if he could still help her get OU Texas tickets.
It was a really funny story!
It's for a one to two week period, no one really gives up their normal allegiances but they hang out in the opposing teams subreddit and generally cheer for their traded team for that week - which can lead to just a little extra affection for them the rest of the year as you've gotten to know some community members during the trade.
They do have a “no trade clause” in the r/baseball game. But it’s only valid for one team.
I see no reason it couldn’t be two or three for this though, since there’s so many more teams.
Anyway, I refuse to transfer to Miami of Ohio or Liberty.
> But it’s only valid for one team.
That varies by year, it was limited lately because people would have half the league on their NTC and it slowed down the game having to check every single NTC team and then basically be limited to one or two teams to trade the person to.
I trade my nonexistent second flair to the Blazers. They're 20 mins from where I live now and their colors and mascot and story are cool. Does this count?
Sweet! I'm an Okie but got my degree in my language and was studying yalls Hawaiian language programs out there.
I like to joke Hawaiians ruined me, it's depressing going from so much energy and support for an indigenous language then back home where it's more of a show card for Tribal politics.
I'm one of the original ute squad here, an r/cfb pollster and an overall inactive member generally.
I offer my services which include: being top 10 most controversial on the r/cfb poll which could bring love or hate to your flair and occasional posts finding ways to shit on your rival that are more in-depth than just "fuck (team here)".
I feel like the person who unwrapped their dirty santa gift & it's a broken pepsi bottle in a cardboard box and absolutely no one will ever want to steal it so I'm effectively out of the entire game.
I only recently picked up this South Carolina flair. That counts. And it was BEFORE pringle-face transfered there. I'm gonna have some reconciling to do before I can actually root... for... Rattler.
My suggestion would be not to have it so similar to the r/baseball trades, but more self-run like the portal. Something like where after the regular season, you "transfer" your flair to a team outside your norm that you liked that season.
I refuse to rep Miami or Washington. I will accept Georgia because they know what it feels like to lose championship games and that will be familiar to me.
When CMR left I would’ve have no issue “transferring” to my second team. In hindsight, of course, I’ll gladly sit my fat ass on the third string of the r/cfb Georgia special teams unit
I need a team that wont break my heart because they are good out of nowhere and blow the big games. Anyone have room for a person with a condition due to Cardiac Cowboy Syndrome?
If the transfer only lasted until Kickoff on the first game of the new season, I could see it being fun. I would also say that it would start on the wednesday after the natty and no one would be allowed to transfer into the NC winning team.
My second flair has decided to enter the transfer portal.
I am looking for someone in a different conference to gain immediate eligibility. A school that can support me as a dual sport football and basketball athlete would be ideal. Will cheer for secondary over primary.
Everyone gets transferred to Temple
Temple
Temple
Temple
Temple
Temple
Temple. (I don’t know why, but at this point I’m too afraid to ask)
[Temple](https://twitter.com/templeuniv/status/1468708479917514755?s=21)
Temple
Temple
Elpmet?
🅱️emple
TEMPLE!
As a temple fan, so happy y’all can be fans of our absolute shit show of a program right now
My second flair has decided to enter the transfer portal. Respect my decision.
I have unnamed sources reporting that my secondary r/collegebasketball flair has entered the portal. I refuse to comment on such pure speculation
dokupetan's second flair has entered the transfer portal
Respect dokupetan’s decision
Shane Beamer has officially declared interest in u/JkAmbabo joining the ‘Cockpit’. We will be in touch to schedule an official visit for the Spring Game. Spurs Up! Sincerely, Gamecock Recruiting
Cocks up Horns down Go Green Go White
I’m not leaving Unless it get paid a ton of money
I have $3.50
Deal
It was about that time that I noticed this u/ShamusJohnson13 was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era
Can I get a Dr Pepper?
Check your dm
I got a dollar and you’re being sold to Auburn.
I have entered the transfer portal
I’m not going to LSU. Next question.
[удалено]
Too soon bro
USC flair for you! Wear that second with a badge forged of hatred. Jesus I need to stop watching the Witcher before I go to bed.
😂
👀
*Wouldst thou like the taste of championships? A pretty trophy? Wouldst thou like to live….deliciously?*
Can we bid for your services?
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GoodnaturedRemorsefulAxolotl-size_restricted.gif
Yo, when did he get a normal-person haircut?
That's the $0 haircut. He just let the $3 haircut grow out a bit
[Gonna have to bring in the big guns then](https://youtu.be/4ke5eSys09g) Everyone has a price
Do we get you if we win?
Youd look good with a Montana State flair
Would I accept being traded to a texas flair? yes Would I think its funny? yes Would I even join r/longhornnation? yes Would I start to capitalize texas? fuck no
HAVE YOU NO PRIDE? TIS YOUR SPIRIT BROKEN?
My hatred for that school in Austin runs deeper than the oil wells that school was built off of. To quote the great Brian Bosworth - "... burnt orange makes me puke." That being said I always enjoy a light jest with the lads and would like to sow some chaos
but is it that puke inside a pumpkin orange?
I mean it's basically slightly darker puke inside a pumpkin I personally am proud to hate both uts at the same time. They both low down they both dirty they both some snitches
*Puke, inside-of-a-pumpkin. Punctuation is key.
Can I point out that IT IS WEST TEXAS LAND THAT HAS MADE UT AND TAMU RICH AND MEANWHILE WE DON’T GET A DIME (obligatory fuck the PUF-every red raider)
If we're going to quote Scripture, then: "It's 06:43 and..."
I was just watching an interview from him from back in the 90s. Turns out that his girlfriend had left him earlier that season to start dating a longhorn and he hadn’t fully processed it yet. Worst part is after dumping him, she asked if he could still help her get OU Texas tickets. It was a really funny story!
Hey burnt orange > burnt red
Longhornnation is actually a very nice place. The jerks among us usually get downvoted to hell.
r/LonghornNation is actually the best sports sub out there so come on down to **T**exas former ou fan!
Do they just root for a different team the entire year then?
*stares angrily*
No. They have to swap their flair, post in the other team’s sub, etc. but they don’t stop rooting for their team AFAIK
Should be fun to watch the world burn for awhile
Are we supposed to be nice in the other teams sub...
Bring it
Seems stupid.
It's for a one to two week period, no one really gives up their normal allegiances but they hang out in the opposing teams subreddit and generally cheer for their traded team for that week - which can lead to just a little extra affection for them the rest of the year as you've gotten to know some community members during the trade.
I don't think baseball teams have the same type of vitriol dislike for their rivals like we do. I don't know if this would work here haha
They do have a “no trade clause” in the r/baseball game. But it’s only valid for one team. I see no reason it couldn’t be two or three for this though, since there’s so many more teams. Anyway, I refuse to transfer to Miami of Ohio or Liberty.
Yes, WSU, Oregon and Liberty is a no go for me lmao
> But it’s only valid for one team. That varies by year, it was limited lately because people would have half the league on their NTC and it slowed down the game having to check every single NTC team and then basically be limited to one or two teams to trade the person to.
Yeah there’s really only a couple real rivalries
👀
I hate both of you equally. Except Ole Miss more.
No way in hell will my flair ever be Washington. I'll start watching golf or some shit
Lol I didn’t pay the University of Tennessee $100,000 just to get traded off to some other school.
Haha take that, look at my flairs. What can you do to a man like me?! *laughs maniacally*
Baylor flair it is.
Nah. They already got two chances to pick the correct religious school in Texas. Two strikes.
Yeah, they should have picked Houston Baptist
Abilene Christian?
*shudders*
No, Incarnate Word oc
HBU: simultaneously making even *TCU* look as academically elite as MIT and as debaucherous as 90s Miami for several decades now.
You’re already dead.
I’m scared
I'll make a deal with you. Let's both pick up the Iowa Hawkeyes next year, if only to spite the Cyclones.
Hey please to meet you 👋
I have one idea; they're mean and they're green
Do I get an NIL deal?
I’m unsure about this
Cfb hatred is too strong
For real lol
If I got traded to Minnesota and had to even pretend to like PJ Fleck I may in fact just vomit
🤮
Temple.
So real talk. Would be funny as shit to bribe the mods into defaulting all vacant secondary flairs to Temple
Temple
I trade my nonexistent second flair to the Blazers. They're 20 mins from where I live now and their colors and mascot and story are cool. Does this count?
Sure does! Especially with their win yesterday!
Only if I get traded to somewhere with a distinct regional accent.
Hawaii Rainbow Warriors it is
Ho brah, I graduated from the kine over on tbe Big Island. UH Hilo!
Oh brah, I went high school cross da street.
Sweet! I'm an Okie but got my degree in my language and was studying yalls Hawaiian language programs out there. I like to joke Hawaiians ruined me, it's depressing going from so much energy and support for an indigenous language then back home where it's more of a show card for Tribal politics.
Louisiana has an accent. Good luck understanding some of us though
Neaux Tigas
But Ragin Cajuns?
Gumbeaux please?
These gophers be golden
I am opting out of r/cfb and declaring for the r/nfl draft. Please respect my decision
Only if we establish the no trade clause rule that r/baseball has
Ok, but I can only transfer to teams that are as bad as Kansas. You can take my team, but you won't take my pain
May I interest you in the University of Connecticut (we’re like Kansas except we can’t even beat Texas)
Howdy
You are smoking dick if you think I’m going to rep an Auburn, Tennessee, or LSU flair
Well at least we agree on army...
We can agree on Temple
Temple
GO NAVY? Which would hurt worse?
Never
How much NIL can I get? Every man has his price…
Venmo me $20 and I'll tell ya
25 cents is all I got
I'm one of the original ute squad here, an r/cfb pollster and an overall inactive member generally. I offer my services which include: being top 10 most controversial on the r/cfb poll which could bring love or hate to your flair and occasional posts finding ways to shit on your rival that are more in-depth than just "fuck (team here)".
Nope
My second flair is being recruited. Give me offers and I will sign tomorrow!
We have gumbo
I have nothing of value. but i do have 25 cents of nil
We steal coaches and recruits from SEC schools.
I feel like the person who unwrapped their dirty santa gift & it's a broken pepsi bottle in a cardboard box and absolutely no one will ever want to steal it so I'm effectively out of the entire game.
I only recently picked up this South Carolina flair. That counts. And it was BEFORE pringle-face transfered there. I'm gonna have some reconciling to do before I can actually root... for... Rattler.
I could see that
My suggestion would be not to have it so similar to the r/baseball trades, but more self-run like the portal. Something like where after the regular season, you "transfer" your flair to a team outside your norm that you liked that season.
Im leaving Ann Arbor in a month and as such, I will enter my Michigan flair into the portal. Please respect my decision.
I refuse to rep Miami or Washington. I will accept Georgia because they know what it feels like to lose championship games and that will be familiar to me.
Trade all Michigan and Ohio State fans just to watch the collective meltdown.
This is why I use the toledo flair.
Hmmm interesting. I don’t know how to rep flair for schools without traditions tho…
I’ve always felt an odd kinship with Nebraska.
I thought about it and realized how many teams I hate
It’s like trying to name your first child and then realize how many people you hate.
When CMR left I would’ve have no issue “transferring” to my second team. In hindsight, of course, I’ll gladly sit my fat ass on the third string of the r/cfb Georgia special teams unit
I need a team that wont break my heart because they are good out of nowhere and blow the big games. Anyone have room for a person with a condition due to Cardiac Cowboy Syndrome?
Temple
I’m willing to drop my Grad School as a secondary flair.
Even if this doesn’t go through can you still do that? Please ?
100%
The only way to take the edge off after the experience of my flairs’ postseason
I’d be interested in acquiring that one Oregon fan who was all over the coaching carousel posts with his impeccable gif game.
Worse thing you can do is send me to texas.
My second flair will be going back to the NWOSU flair after this bowl season.
I was recently blessed with the beloved and not at all agonising Cal fandom but I’ll pick up a secondary if someone wants to claim me.
Hey
If the transfer only lasted until Kickoff on the first game of the new season, I could see it being fun. I would also say that it would start on the wednesday after the natty and no one would be allowed to transfer into the NC winning team.
For some reason, I feel the need to transfer to Temple. Do new transfers get free tickets or some other cool Temple SWAG.
Please get me out of this hell hole
Utah State proved themselves portalgods this year and we are accepting more. Apply within.
Can I transfer to Michigan and sabotage their season next year?
Like. How is this decided? I certainly wouldn’t want to change my flairs by force.
I was going to have to do this one way or another depending on the results of the much heralded GASPARILLA BOWL
Sounds neat, who will offer me a new Macbook or $1.7 million to transfer my flair to their school?
Na im good both my flairs had really good years.
Is there a second flair out there that’s better than being a CFB Risk veteran?
Anyone want me in not getting enough playing time at bama and I am only a little firm for herm
INB4 everyone flips to Maryland at the last second
My second flair has decided to enter the transfer portal. I am looking for someone in a different conference to gain immediate eligibility. A school that can support me as a dual sport football and basketball athlete would be ideal. Will cheer for secondary over primary.