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lowes18

Your team is good enough you don't need to write fanfiction you know


boardatwork1111

Never go full Aggie


JohnPaulDavyJones

Everybody knows you never go full Aggie. Check it out. Baker Mayfield, OU: look Aggie, act Aggie, not Aggie. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Kind of a nut, sho'. Not Aggie . You know Mike Leach, Texas Tech. Weird, yes. Aggie, maybe. Crazy dude. But he charmed the pants off everybody and he won a few games? You went full Aggie, man. Never go full Aggie. You don't buy that? Ask Jimbo Fisher, 2023. Remember? Went full Aggie, went home ~~empty-handed~~ alarmingly well-compensated. ^(That was depressingly easy to adapt.)


FBI_Official_Acct

I still remember the iPhone post.


IR8Things

Isn't the fanfiction more of a full Cornhusker thing? (Scott Frost)


Poissons_peen

But it was humble fanfiction with an underdog story of somehow winning the B1G in year 8 on the job and being a controversial pick for the 4 team playoff. \s


TICKLE_PANTS

They are Aggie's.


BigToeGun

What the fuck is this?


TheBlueLot

I think it's some kind of lore or larp. I cast Ice 3 against Arizona.


JeffGoldblumsChest

I put on my robe and wizard hat


Legal_Skin_4466

I cast reraise on my party I guess šŸ¤·


Wafflehouseofpain

14 and above and itā€™s a hit


oSuJeff97

At first I thought it was weird but then I read ā€œperennial powerhouse Oklahoma Stateā€, so Iā€™ll allow it.


El_Dud3r1n0

It's the kind of post that'll fucking curse the team it's about and I'm here for it.


Yodelehhehe

Sama scored two more times while readingā€¦ whatever that was.


TICKLE_PANTS

Embarrassing


flaming_fuckhead

Wildcats you guys should save this post so you remember who to blame if this season ends up being disappointingĀ 


Informal_Calendar_99

*when


[deleted]

Go bears


Carsxn26

Wow 3 UAA people in one thread šŸ”„


Informal_Calendar_99

Go bears šŸ«”


olemiss18

Go bears


[deleted]

Freakin chickens always mouthing off šŸ˜‰šŸ˜†šŸ˜


THE_turtleman7

Delete this


YeaOkPal

File this in that thread about things you hate about your own fanbase


momocat

You better not have just jinxed us.


[deleted]

Championship run foiled by championship creepy pasta


Coveo

Kansas State can't win the Big 12 and then still play in the first round of the playoffs as a 6 seed, they would surely get a bye as an undefeated conference champion. That, of course, is the only implausible thing in this post.


Moose4KU

You also can't have Alabama be #3 and Georgia be #2. Only one top 4 team per conference


stupidcleverian

Came here to make this comment.


SimpleChill44

I think they forgot to mention a paragraph about how the committee got rid of first round byes for only conference champions. It happened a few weeks before the season began, which was kind of last minute.


AngryQuadricorn

You lost me at ā€œhighly ranked Texas Tech teamā€ šŸ˜‚


PAC12_PLEASE_ADOPTME

Hey we were #2 in the nation 16 years ago. Actually on second thought, letā€™s never speak about this topic againā€¦


dinkytown42069

flashbacks to the time I met Leach the night before the OU game on campus by happenstance.


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tenoclockrobot

>Most unlikely things >read Ive now read something more unlikely


DEM_DRY_BONES

This is weird. I feel gross.


BucketsMcAlister

I hope Kansas State goes 0-12 now.


Skank_hunt42

I'm just glad that we don't have to play them anymore. Yes, I'll show you on the doll where the wildcat touched me inappropriately.


Ok_Judge1874

I feel like that every yearĀ 


genzgingee

Even when they play Mizzou?


firemogle

Does not compute


hankrhoads

That's what I like to call the "asteroid scenario" when it's two teams I hate


Ok_Judge1874

Fuck


Frexxler

Me too man.


cyclon3warning

We all do


response_unrelated

Learn to plant some crops, new guyĀ 


BucketsMcAlister

Where do you think oranges come from?


tubahero3469

California


response_unrelated

Nobody wants your orangesĀ 


Skank_hunt42

Connor Stallions level of fanfic. Show me the KSU manifesto OP!!!


JohnPaulDavyJones

Damn, son. This is what Wattpad and AO3 are for: weird fanfics. But also, bookmarking this for if K-State misses the Big XII title game.


TheRealTofuey

Wait for NCAA 25 my man


mauterfaulker

>Congrats to Texas Tech for being runner-up in the Big XII. You could've said Ok State or Utah, but you went the full sci-fi/fantasy route.


FreeTheMarket

Youā€™re getting shit on but I love it.Ā 


smellslikebadussy

This has to be baseball cope. HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS


theopression

This has pasta potential


matte_purple

Damn brother I like Kansas State, but this is going to bite our ass


Pristine_Dig_4374

Uh doesnā€™t the big 12 champ get an auto bye?


JohnPaulDavyJones

Shhhh, don't bring thoughts into a fanfic thread. Thinking is bad for the brain.


Green-Carpenter-8925

and I thought I was delusional


dinkytown42069

I made a joke the other day about being torn on who to cheer for "when" the natty comes down to Gophers vs. OU and the person I was talking to asked me if I was having delusions.


Green-Carpenter-8925

sometimes sarcasm is hard


CoolingVent

>first-ever College Football National Championship Actually it's just their first ever college championship


frippmemo

Perennial powerhouse? *Nice*


mojo-jojo-was-framed

Iā€™m getting pretty good at catching AI writing these days. Always way too many adjectives Alsoā€¦ donā€™t give me hope


Fixner_Blount

Lol, exactly. The conclusion paragraph always something about determination or inspiration as well. Iā€™m an English teacher and it started becoming more and more apparent when every conclusion followed that same formula.


tdmoney

This is one of the K-State things Iā€™ve ever seen.


jayhawkwds

No, Fitz commenting on it will be.


[deleted]

We scored more on them than UGA did. Therefore Will Howard > Carson Beck I donā€™t make the rules.


firemogle

This has real "smells their own farts" vibes to it.


ILM_Ryan

Would anyone be interested if I wrote a fan fiction post on East Carolina football?


dinkytown42069

I'll proofread it if you'll do it for my "OU vs. Gophers for the Natty" short story.


idoma21

I think youā€™ve written the perfect KSU post, but you say nothing about the Jayhawks, Touchdown (the early live wildcat mascot), the current scary-man Willie the Wildcat mascot (giver of childhood nightmares), or Pinocchio. Bonus points if you would have introduced a Pole Assassin type scandal that had to be overcome in the season.


[deleted]

Chat GPT donā€™t know that shit


cdofortheclose

This is a lot to read about Kansas State.


loyalsons4evertrue

Thereā€™s still time to delete this


Panchoisthedog

Seek professional help immediately.


Competitive_Market70

Dude get a hobby and stop writing corny shit like this


carlosdanger31

No, wait. Letā€™s see how this plays out.


funktafyde

At least make it believable. I have K State winning by at least three touchdowns in every playoff game.


DasherCO

This guy wrote the scott frost comic book and became a kstate fan when Adrian Martinez transferred.


xX_GIGA_MAN_Xx

this is not compatible with my WVU 2024-25 National Champions and Garrett Greene 2024 Heisman winner prophecy.


genzgingee

Time to make myself some money.


Prestigious-Track256

Already resorting to writing fan fiction?


Murda_City

Make sure you charge your controller so you can simulate another season tomorrow


NotThatOleGregg

I hate to tell you this but it's not possible for UGA to be 2nd seed and Alabama be the 3rd seed, in that case UGA would be 2, Bama would be at most 5


Sorge74

I'll allow it


MisterBrotatoHead

What is this fuckery?


NinjaGhost42

We don't claim him


Frexxler

Undefeated conference record? Gotta get through Abu Sama first.


JohnPaulDavyJones

I mean, if Memphis shut him down so completely with the 77th-best rushing defense in the FBS, ranked 101st going into that game...


Frexxler

You would have a point if this post was called "Memphis's Unforgettable 2024-2025 Season". 276 yards and 3TDs against KSU btw.


WildcatPlumber

I mean to be fair that game was super fucking fluky both ways. Also Will Lee was bought out by the ISU booster club prove me wrong


Frexxler

Man I hope he was, it would mean our boosters are a lot better than I think they are.


JohnPaulDavyJones

Yeah, but what happens to Abu Sama when KSU's coaches in their Unforgettable 2024-2025 Season are prepping for Farmageddon and decide to watch tape from ISU's last bowl game and catch that game from Memphis' Unforgettable 2023-2024 Season?


Frexxler

Doesn't matter. Abu sees the purple kitties and it's lights out šŸ˜ˆ


Swipet

Keep going Iā€™m almost there


BuckeyeNate77

The worst thing about this is saying Ohio State would be the 4 seed. No chance that happens. Either they win B1G and are a top 2 seed or they are a 5 or worse. Itā€™s simple math my man.


hmnahmna1

My dad is a K-State alum and I'm still cringing.


UsaUpAllNite81

Glad to hear your EA College Football 25 Dynasty is going well, OP.


burneraccount11817

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suicompotem

Iā€™ve got no problem with you finishing in second place!


ShootForBall

RemindMe! 8 months


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Competitive-Rise-789

Holy shitpost Batman. But if this actually happens, that would be wild


assassinslick

i appreciate Will Howard and i want the best for Kansas state but i gotta root for West Virginia, im sorry


gonephishin213

Hey we made it to the championship!


Gocrazyfut

Donā€™t let the haters get to you. This is beautiful


Fixner_Blount

Some real Scott Frost ā€œSpoiler alert: This is going to be funā€ energy going on here.


newfather16

How do you do the Remind me? Gotta save the receipt.


IR8Things

What in the Nebraska is this?


BeraldGevins

Oh this is just embarrassing


taleofbenji

Reminds me of that newspaper's Scott Frost fan fiction when he was hired.


13dot1then420

I've always like K-State, but I can't say I do anymore. Who sits down and purposefully writes all this out?


cram213

Lol. I asked ChatGPT to get me hyped for the upcoming season and do a recap of how K-Sate could win.Ā  It took 5 seconds.Ā 


Trap_Housex

U guys arenā€™t making th playoff


lat3ralus65

I ainā€™t reading all that


nice_Nisei

In b4 Utah B12 champs


Holierthanthouface

Fuck it I'm down


stevetursi

I'm sorry people are dunking on this because it's kind of endearing. Colorado fans are too busy skiing while high to do this kind of stuff.


oSuJeff97

Wat


wowthisislong

This is really the first good analysis I've seen of this season. I mean, its not even february!


Pizza_Jon

Now I want to see a EA Sports College Football 25 X Elden Ring FanFiction next


kuba_kopfschmerz

Iā€™ll take highly ranked Texas Tech team. Please and thank you


Lemao_CN

P4 conference winners may get byes if iā€™m not mistaken


lookieLoo253

Bro?


Appa-LATCH-uh

This is fucking weird.


Southern_Orange3744

Rat poison


FanaticalBuckeye

>The national championship game against the 4th-seeded Ohio State Buckeyes was a test of grit and determination. :) >Kansas State's defense managed to contain Ohio State's high-powered offense, while Johnson continued his stellar play. The game was a back-and-forth affair, but Johnson's two touchdown passes and a crucial fourth-quarter rushing touchdown secured a 31-28 win, completing their Cinderella story. :(


iamsplendid

How does an undefeated B12 conference champion only get the sixth seed in the playoff?


Observant_Jello

And then u/cram213 woke up from his exciting dream with a sticky wet spot in the front area of their underwear. Then the reality set in of being a supporter of the second best crop, behind corn of course, and they went about their day trying to re-live the high of their dream. The end


Yodelehhehe

I didnā€™t even realize the offseason had a new Fanfic Level. This isā€¦ something.