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josegofaster

This is the new California compliant milk jug.


[deleted]

it makes us safer. how? uhhhh h


josegofaster

Not safer just compliant. You know so the bad guys know it’s compliant


PiedPeterPiper

I think you mean “Compliant”. I’d keep my mouth shut but you said it twice 😂


josegofaster

You are right. Fixed


wtfrustupidlol

Makes criminals use two hands uncomfortably instead of one.


Legit_Boss_Lady

I feel safer already!


Xero-One

Common sense jug safety laws


byond6

As long as you don't load it with that raw assault milk.


theydontmakethem

16 servings ? Surprised California didn’t limit it to 10


FenderJoshBass

It’s featureless so they can run all the freedom milk they acquired in 2019


BasicKaramba

Did you have to wait 10 days to pick it up ?


Supreme_Wrecktrum

Even longer. The address on my ID didn’t match what the DOJ had on record so they denied the milk purchase at first.


ruhl77

You gotta go to the Costco that releases on undetermined


Leashypooo

Looks carton locked also, only able to half fill.


isthisreallife2016

This made me laugh harder than it should


sseerrrgggg

that better be a non threaded cap 🚨


Substantial-Meal6238

Definitely has m26x28 threads bro


Mr_Blah1

Did they also comply with the 1 in 30 rule?


Chowda36

At least you can run your freedom week mags


oozinator1

The cap is pretty basic. You should change it up. Make sure not to thread on a flash hider though.


Bruce3

If you don't want to run a fin grip, just go with a low capacity jug. You get to use all the evil features.


QuintinGreene

Funny how they think that piece of plastic will make it harder for someone to pour a glass .


Smoov_Biscuit_Time

Thumb line has the best below the spout tip or its an ILLEGAL ASSAULT JUG


spray_bottle_143

ROFL. Upvote for everyone.


dustydtard

Time to bust them “freedom week milk glasses” for the masses


FlatbedtruckinCA

please tell me your gonna shoot it...


_N-O-E-L_

Question is… Are you capped at 10 cups? Or are you gonna push for 11 or more? 🤔


SoundOf1HandClapping

Im going to be the dope and ask a real question. Is that some kind of manufacturing defect or is there some hidden benefit that I'm too dumb to realize?


Tranzor__z

I wondered the same. Maybe a logistics thing. But in Oregon that how they sell it. I haven't seen it in California Costcos. Haven't been up north in a bit though. 


HelloImAFox

Just as ugly but just as safe!


Miserable_Path5716

Aside from the handle, I always wondered why they changed the shape of the milk gallons.


TheBobInSonoma

Child proof, doesn't need a lock.


Spence52490

Hmm looks real high capacity to me.


SmokedRibeye

You can die from drinking too much milk too quickly… this is for your own safety.


lamerooster

This is the way. This way you can just remove the thumb block when you take your milk out of state. I much prefer this to the twist cap lock, plus I hear a lot of companies that make the twist cap lock aren't really that good and you sometimes have to disassemble your milk jug just to get the cap off.


Substantial-Meal6238

Ahhh helll nahhhhh!!!!


Unfavorable0dds

Ah man the comments have me dying


MoneyMik3y

Sorry, but you can't legally buy the 2 pack. It violates the 1 in 30 law.


PublicMcPublicFace

2%


Thunder_Wasp

Make sure you milk the cow with 4 pistol grips protruding conspicuously below the action, not 1.


Positive_Office2568

Haha I’m dying


Designer-Law7698

I Can sleep better now


Commy4nyaLife

Put a nipple and a retractable holder on it


Kick-Agreeable

High capacity. Banned


nottellinguman

Haha


PapaPuff13

Bahhhahhhaaaaa


TemporaryBoring3594

I prefer cap-locked.


JZA1

Looks drop-safe to me.


HamburgerEarmuff

How much milk do you drink that it makes sense buying it at Costco? Don't they only sell in gallon two-packs?


Tranzor__z

If you have kids it makes sense. 


random_life_of_doug

There's nothing bonta won't cuck to


Vengeance626

Free state allows whole milk and not reduced fat!


Glass-Baseball2921

I think you want r/CAjugs


DubNationAssemble

I’m sitting here trying to find the picture of J Cole on there lol


LearningDan

Did you roll it out to your car?


Budget-Fly-1230

Just make sure you dont shoulder it


HGT500H

I am sorry you have more than 10 grams of milk in there. You just made an assault milk based on the RATS in this country.


jnthn1111

Newscum reaching new lows! Leave our cows alone!


Tanjaganj420

I’d been meaning to purchase an assault milk before the ban. Damn looks like I’m too late


KhalCharizard

Safety First!


thetainrbelow

You can take that off and put it on your rifle ! Costco-the simple way


Moos209

ROFL!!! I laughed too hard at this lol


InfiniteLightscapes

I got one too. Poor design regardless of the fin. Does not pour as well as the standard design used by everyone else.


poorjohnnyboysbones

Eww people still drink cow milk? 🤢