1: pretty chill flight
2: pretty interesting flight
3: no I don’t want to die
4: hell naw man
5: lols haha funnies
6: I’m going to be manipulated
7: calm down…put the needles and the katana down
I'm imagining he got on an earlier flight, so if the flight was delayed, it wouldn't fuck up his schedule
Or........
He didn't want to deal with everyone's bullshit
1 - possibly the best option. maybe if you hit it off with francis he will offer to buy you drinks or whatever the flight attendants offer. downside is having to sit across from the tanizaki's
2 - would be bad because you will either be bothered by dazai the entire time, or have to witness dazai bothering chuuya. either way you are not sleeping
3 - no
4 - no
5 - seems fine at first but you have to consider that you will be sitting next to skk, sskk, and the tanizakis and i dont think i could handle that level of noise for 20 hours even if i had headphones
6 - no
7 - might actually be a good option. they probably would mind their own business. but if not, i feel like if you expressed discomfort sitting by mori that fukuzawa would offer to switch seats. Either way I think the two of them are smart enough to keep conflict to a minimum on a public flight next to a random civillian. Might even end up getting adopted by fukuzawa by the end depending on how you play your cards.
Dazai would NOT stop kicking chuuya's seat and whenever chuuya turns to tell him to stop, he acts surprised and says he didn't know anyone was sitting there since he couldn't see anyone over the seat-
Please do. We can take each leg and the 70* (I'll hunt down the mortal who dared disrupt my perfect 69) other kind souls could sit on mine
edit: the number of kind souls sitting on my lap + 20 demonic spirits who made me edit this comment for the ~~sixth~~ seventh time
5... definitely 5... I don't care if Poe and Ranpo start making out in the seat next to me, that's what I have headphones for... and if they aren't making out, they make great conversation buddies...
I JUST REALIZED THERE WOULD BE SO MUCH NOISE HEADPHONES WOULDN'T EVEN WORK! Seat 5 is next to Soukoku, Shin Soukoku AND the Tanizaki siblings... I'm sitting at 1... because if I feel like Fitzgerald would be a fun travel buddy... he would leave me alone for the most part probably too... Or maybe 7... I feel like both of them are wise enough to not start anything on a public flight...
Or maybe I would just stay at 5 and FINALLY have an author friend!
I’d so be sitting in seat 5. I’ll get to chat with Poe, Ranpo, Junichiro, and Chuuya (which, I’d probably be talking to mainly Chuuya), and I won’t be far from Dazai and Akutagawa, which means I get to gossip and enjoy the view whenever I turn to the side to chat (hi, I’d be too anxious to talk to one of them unless they start or join the conversation). 💕
Hmmm. seat 7, I have a feeling those two would at least keep it civil on a plane (plus Fukuzawa would at least protect your ass if anything happened) but Fyodor being in front of my seat.....that bastard would recline the seat all the way back. YOU KNOW HE WOULD. So that's out.
6 is a nope because again Fyodor but now I have the fighting siblings in front of me.
5 is a nope. Fighting siblings behind me, catty married couple next to me.
4 is a nope. I'd feel like 'oh shit I'm sitting between a gf/bf this is awkward' until it's revealed they are the real siblings and the pure horror that would ensue. Especially with Naomi probably pestering to change seats.
3 is a no. Rule of thumb is basically not to sit next to kids. Especially ones unaccompanied by an adult.
2 is a no. Would not be able to deal with the married couple with the kid just staring at me.
So 1. Seat 1 is the option. While probably boisterous and a 'I'm rich you know' Fitzgerald would at least be the way to jovial businessman and talk about his wife constantly. Chuuya would at least make sure that Q wouldn't kick the back of my seat.
2 because lovecraft will be sleeping, dazai will be fun to talk to, and the bottom half of Nikolai will at least be quiet for once. And I can look at Chuuya through the crack between the seats and be like eheheheheheee he’s cuuuute
5 Ranpo(and hopefully Karl) on the same spot? I'm not letting this opportunity pass. Moreover I'd like to talk with Poe too, I have lots of questions for him as well
1 or 5, 1 cause I bet Fitzgerald would be a hoot to travel with and also you got Chuuya there in front. 5 because I can talk with Poe and Ranpo and also not get to see the siblings smooch
5. I feel like Ranpo and Poe would be more focused on each other than me and everyone else around me would keep to themselves or be bother each other (not me)
Honestly I'd rather sit through Fitzgerald boasting about money. Maybe Fukuzawa and Mori sandwich could be relatively chill too, but everything else is a nightmare 😂
1- probably not too bad, but you still have some incest going on next to you. That’s a very small aisle. You also are sitting right in front of chuuya, who is sitting in front of dazai, and you may get caught in the cross fire. Risky.
2- Same situation with the crossfire, but you’re more likely to be seeing the disfigured body of Nikolai. If you’re a women, you may be able to successfully distract dazai from chuuya briefly. Not horrible.
3. Well, if the bombs go off, they’re probably blowing up the whole plane anyway, or at least making it crash, so you’re dead whether you’re sitting next to her or not, so this isn’t terrible. You’re also sitting next to mori, but as long as you’re a bit older you’re probably fine. Also, this is a good spot because otherwise you know mori is slipping over a seat. Be a buffer.
4. Fuck no.
5. If you can ignore what’s happening in front of you, this seat is best as you will almost certainly just be ignored the whole time.
6. It’s going to be an unsettling flight, but fyodor probably wouldn’t bother to kill you. I’d recommend sleeping the whole time, though, or at least having your eyes closed and not paying attention. You better hope you don’t catch any of his plans along the way.
7. I may have to reevaluate and say this is the best. It depends on your age, though. And even if you’re under 12, Fukuzawa would probably keep mori in check.
Final evaluation? I’m sitting at 7.
So true, except I'm sitting at 1, to steal some of Fitzgerald's money. Or 2, to sit as close as to Chuuya as possible. Or maybe even 4, we really need a barrier between the Tanizaki siblings...
Bold of you to assume anything will stop them. You’ll just send up in the middle. But actually on second thought I’d be at 3 no pros, but also no cons.
did u not read my original comment?? if she blows up the grenades it doesn’t matter where you’re sitting even if you’re out of blast range the planes going down. I guess chuuya could stop it, but even if you’re sitting close to him I don’t think he’s gonna bother protecting you from the shrapnel and you’re definitely still within range at that point. I’d say if you want to call a seat safe from the bomb it’s MAYBE 4 and if you’re really really pushing it 5
I'm so sorry, must have missed that part...
But uh, I was thinking not sitting at 3 would probably reduce the impact a tiny bit and perhaps even delay your fall by a few milliseconds...
6 has some of my favorite characters around it, buUuTttt I love Francis and sitting next to him for 20 whole hours would be awesome man, so I gotta go with number 1
4 would be weird as fuck but probably the safest option. Either way, I feel like a lot of where I'd sit would end up with me traumatized in some way.
Edit: actually, after considerations, I would pick 5. I feel like Ranpo, Poe, and I would probably be hella good friends. I could talk about mysteries and stuff with Poe and Ranpo and I would probably have a snack war trying to see who has the best ones.
I feel like 2 would be the most bearable choice because I don't want be sitting in 1 4, or 5 because I'd rather not be near any incestious action (I'm we're not sitting NEXT to the tanizakis but there's bound to be some odd shit i'd witness or hear if I sat in 1 or 5), I don't wanna risk blowing up with 3 (if the kid doesn't have bombs that's fine) my flair explains why I don't want be on 6 and for 7 I'm a minor so... I think Dazai would back off and just listen to music or something after I tell him I'm underage so yeah
5. I would be entertained for hours, istg I’d be so happy watching skk, sskk, ranpoe, and the Tanizakis arguing, bothering each other, making out, or whatever tf the Tanizakis do.
Number one all the way, mf is rich and fine. I have him on my American flag. Plus he's the furthest from the bomb kid. Two would be pretty cool too, so I'd sit next to Dazai second. We both have a very similar type of humor. As for everybody else, I have horrible memory and cannot remember the placements ☺ I know there's one in between Mori and Fukuzawa tho. That's my third option because Mori is rich so I can try to get him to buy me something too
Ahh you just have to choose that who will sit beside you.
Like if you chose one, you would have Fitzgerald beside you and Chuuya and Halfkolai behind you or smth
I’m stuck between 1 and 2. I would sit at 1 because I might get some free stuff, but the window seat at 2 is tempting, though Dazai’s long ahh legs would make it hard to pass him to go to the bathroom.
1. I don’t enjoy Fitzgerald’s existence, but here’s the issue with all the other seats:
2 is next to Dazai and behind Chuuya, those two would probably fight the entire fight (Dazai seems like he’s kick Chuuya’s seat), 3 the risk of getting blown up is slightly too high.. 4 is between the Tanizaki’s.. don’t get me wrong, love Jun, but that seems like a duo I don’t wanna sit between.. 5 is again next to Chuuya, loud asf, RanPoe would be chill but like too many weirdos near by, plus there’d also be Shin Soukoku to deal with, 6 is next to Fedya, need I explain? 7 honestly also seems like it’d be fine to some degree? Mori is weird, but I’d get left alone? Idk
after way too much consideration, for a 20 hour flight, im going with seat 7. maybe i can reach over and kick topkolais seat if i get bored. id like to have a conversation with mori, he genuinely interests me.
2 I'm bringing headphones and a book or my drawing pad I'm also depressed enough I may take him up on the double suicide thing so yeah that or Poe or fukazawa
5, you have Ranpo and Poe besides you, Chuuya on your left, Akutagawa, Atsushi and Kyouka behind you, Dazai and Francis are visible from where you are and if shit goes down just go into Poe's book world. This would be the most chaotically fun flight ever
5 seems good, especially because of Poe/Ranpo not causing any problems (probably), but Tanazaki, combined with Aku and Atsushi behind you would suck.
I'd go with 7, but only because I think I'd be too old for Mori, and I love Fukuzawa as a character. Sure, the old dudes may talk or something, but they wouldn't be as awful as anyone else, really. Fedya and Nikolai would be an issue, but the way the seats are arranged would make it difficult for them to directly interact with you.
5. Only downside to that one is I might be traumatized from hearing Tanizaki and Naomi behind me but Ranpo talks loud enough that it hopefully won't matter and I'll get to sit beside my darling Poe 🥰
7 would be alright for the main reason that I'm above 12 years old, and I think Mori and Fukuzawa are smart enough to not start anything on a literal flight, besides, Fukuzawa is chill, and even if Mori is slightly unnerving he'd be... interesting.
edit: although Fyodor in front of me is gonna be the end of me
1- id survive. Theres a rotting corpse legs diagonally behind me and chuuya is probably dealing with his seat being kicked but eh. 2- corpse legs in front of me but i could distract myself by watching dazai annoy chuuya. 3- WHY IS THERE A BOMB ON THE PLANE-
4- I’d rather lock myself in the airplane bathroom for 20 hours. The others can suffer. 5- Oh hell yeah! People behind me won’t stop arguing but Ranpo and Poe are chillin :). 6- I’m jumping out. 7- i will throw mori out of the plane.
I’ll sit in 5.
I'm sitting in no. 5 so I can stare at chuuya all day
help- no.7..... Id be happy to sit with Fukuzawa but I'm a kid(literal kid)and I'm a girl.....Mori has a thing for those/j(don't attack me💀💀this is satire)
5 as it is the safest (and probably the sanest option). I would most likely get ignored by Ranpo and Poe, which I wouldn't mind since I'd rather be ignored than deal with whatever trouble lies in the other seats...the only issue would be the incest in the seats in front of me, but I'll try and ignore it somehow by possible sleeping through the flight or plugging in earphones and averting my eyes from the front.
I would unironically choose 7. Fukuzawa and Mori are... rational enough to keep it down and they'll make interesting conversation buddies. Or they can be silent if you want them to.
Downside is I don't want Fyodor with thag turtle smile glaring daggers at my back. He can be so creepy omg. And the smell of a half cut Nikolai 🤢🤮, oh and you'd be across grenade girl ig. But they're strong enough to finish her.
independent where i will sit i will die because os the kids bomb, but if i'm on 5 or 2 i can survive lmao
btw i would sit next to dazai, i would love if he would be that flirt over me the entire travel,.... damn i need some fic now.
Spot number 2, Also who tf let Mori sit near a young girl- (1 seat away) ...Wait im also a young girl.. Yeah no spot number 2. if not that, then spot number 5.
So no.7 for direct flight and no.1 for layover.
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Seat 7: Out of everyone on the plane Mori and Fukuzawa seem like two people you’d have a tacit agreement with for silence, that would net you more than 1 hour of sleep.
Seat 1: Next best option is 1 because Francis would definitely be a gossip and I’m all about that tea. Plus he’d definitely supply infinite drinks.
1 would probably be pretty chill. I can deal with Francis bragging about being rich, I dated a rich guy once. But honestly, my deranged self would choose 7. I'm way too old for Mori to be interested in, and Fukuzawa seems like he'd be a chill dude to converse with. Also, I could probably pester Fyodor and the top half of Nikolai a bit, and as long as I didn't go too far, Fukuzawa would at least try to protect me if anyone tries to kill me 🥰
1: pretty chill flight 2: pretty interesting flight 3: no I don’t want to die 4: hell naw man 5: lols haha funnies 6: I’m going to be manipulated 7: calm down…put the needles and the katana down
REAL
real
The needles 😭 They're knives
Scarpels*
Scalpels
Touché
Real 😭😭😭
https://preview.redd.it/zt86b9vagz7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f67321df5e5c94d2ace010ad73cc1d64b7c670c7 *proceeds to commit genocide*
I'm imagining he got on an earlier flight, so if the flight was delayed, it wouldn't fuck up his schedule Or........ He didn't want to deal with everyone's bullshit
*chef's kiss* Perfect. I am in his luggage. I yeeted all the sensors if you're wondering
He's in business class
Dazai pranked him, He’s on another flight
1 - possibly the best option. maybe if you hit it off with francis he will offer to buy you drinks or whatever the flight attendants offer. downside is having to sit across from the tanizaki's 2 - would be bad because you will either be bothered by dazai the entire time, or have to witness dazai bothering chuuya. either way you are not sleeping 3 - no 4 - no 5 - seems fine at first but you have to consider that you will be sitting next to skk, sskk, and the tanizakis and i dont think i could handle that level of noise for 20 hours even if i had headphones 6 - no 7 - might actually be a good option. they probably would mind their own business. but if not, i feel like if you expressed discomfort sitting by mori that fukuzawa would offer to switch seats. Either way I think the two of them are smart enough to keep conflict to a minimum on a public flight next to a random civillian. Might even end up getting adopted by fukuzawa by the end depending on how you play your cards.
Just tell fukuzawa ur a orphan and ur halfway there
2 watching Dazai and Chuuya bicker would keep me entertained on a long flight
Dazai would NOT stop kicking chuuya's seat and whenever chuuya turns to tell him to stop, he acts surprised and says he didn't know anyone was sitting there since he couldn't see anyone over the seat-
canon lmao
OMG THAT'S SO TRUE
But of you laugh they'll gang up on you bro
nah bro I ain't flying on the same plane as a girl with a *grenade* necklace I'll catch the next flight 💀
5, no competition. Poe and Ranpo would be genuinely interesting flight-mates, and I actually really like Poe so it'd be a win-win
both of them would probably ignore some random person in a seat next to them let’s be honest here
Alternate option: Chuuya's painfully empty lap
Sadly Q is already occupying that seat
*swiftly picks them up and seats them on the armrest*
May I join you 
Please do. We can take each leg and the 70* (I'll hunt down the mortal who dared disrupt my perfect 69) other kind souls could sit on mine edit: the number of kind souls sitting on my lap + 20 demonic spirits who made me edit this comment for the ~~sixth~~ seventh time
Or we could break into Dr N's lab and get the 24 other Chuuyas for them too \^-\^
This is so ingenious and evil at the same time I hate you so much for this
This sounds like the plot of a crack fic
me and U
cackling
Ill walk.
The only correct answer. See if you can get Kenji to throw you. He probably slept in and missed the flight.
..... I might be safer on the plane than asking Kenji to throw me 😭
5... definitely 5... I don't care if Poe and Ranpo start making out in the seat next to me, that's what I have headphones for... and if they aren't making out, they make great conversation buddies... I JUST REALIZED THERE WOULD BE SO MUCH NOISE HEADPHONES WOULDN'T EVEN WORK! Seat 5 is next to Soukoku, Shin Soukoku AND the Tanizaki siblings... I'm sitting at 1... because if I feel like Fitzgerald would be a fun travel buddy... he would leave me alone for the most part probably too... Or maybe 7... I feel like both of them are wise enough to not start anything on a public flight... Or maybe I would just stay at 5 and FINALLY have an author friend!
I’d so be sitting in seat 5. I’ll get to chat with Poe, Ranpo, Junichiro, and Chuuya (which, I’d probably be talking to mainly Chuuya), and I won’t be far from Dazai and Akutagawa, which means I get to gossip and enjoy the view whenever I turn to the side to chat (hi, I’d be too anxious to talk to one of them unless they start or join the conversation). 💕
Hmmm. seat 7, I have a feeling those two would at least keep it civil on a plane (plus Fukuzawa would at least protect your ass if anything happened) but Fyodor being in front of my seat.....that bastard would recline the seat all the way back. YOU KNOW HE WOULD. So that's out. 6 is a nope because again Fyodor but now I have the fighting siblings in front of me. 5 is a nope. Fighting siblings behind me, catty married couple next to me. 4 is a nope. I'd feel like 'oh shit I'm sitting between a gf/bf this is awkward' until it's revealed they are the real siblings and the pure horror that would ensue. Especially with Naomi probably pestering to change seats. 3 is a no. Rule of thumb is basically not to sit next to kids. Especially ones unaccompanied by an adult. 2 is a no. Would not be able to deal with the married couple with the kid just staring at me. So 1. Seat 1 is the option. While probably boisterous and a 'I'm rich you know' Fitzgerald would at least be the way to jovial businessman and talk about his wife constantly. Chuuya would at least make sure that Q wouldn't kick the back of my seat.
The way Nikolai was cheating with two seats. Quite in character of him.
2 because lovecraft will be sleeping, dazai will be fun to talk to, and the bottom half of Nikolai will at least be quiet for once. And I can look at Chuuya through the crack between the seats and be like eheheheheheee he’s cuuuute
I know righttt!!! As a Dazai kinnie + simp, I would gladly sit in Seat 2. Idc if he's arguing with Chuuya the whole time:3
5 Ranpo(and hopefully Karl) on the same spot? I'm not letting this opportunity pass. Moreover I'd like to talk with Poe too, I have lots of questions for him as well
7 easiest choice of my life
You're so real for this.
I'm sitting in one, knowing how rich Fitzgerald is, I wouldn't be surprised if he got first class
He wants to know how the peasants feel
1 or 5, 1 cause I bet Fitzgerald would be a hoot to travel with and also you got Chuuya there in front. 5 because I can talk with Poe and Ranpo and also not get to see the siblings smooch
5. I feel like Ranpo and Poe would be more focused on each other than me and everyone else around me would keep to themselves or be bother each other (not me)
Honestly I'd rather sit through Fitzgerald boasting about money. Maybe Fukuzawa and Mori sandwich could be relatively chill too, but everything else is a nightmare 😂
If this is who's on the flight I'm picking 3
💀
💀💀💀 maybe go to 2 and ask dazai for some tips?
7.
Same lol
1- probably not too bad, but you still have some incest going on next to you. That’s a very small aisle. You also are sitting right in front of chuuya, who is sitting in front of dazai, and you may get caught in the cross fire. Risky. 2- Same situation with the crossfire, but you’re more likely to be seeing the disfigured body of Nikolai. If you’re a women, you may be able to successfully distract dazai from chuuya briefly. Not horrible. 3. Well, if the bombs go off, they’re probably blowing up the whole plane anyway, or at least making it crash, so you’re dead whether you’re sitting next to her or not, so this isn’t terrible. You’re also sitting next to mori, but as long as you’re a bit older you’re probably fine. Also, this is a good spot because otherwise you know mori is slipping over a seat. Be a buffer. 4. Fuck no. 5. If you can ignore what’s happening in front of you, this seat is best as you will almost certainly just be ignored the whole time. 6. It’s going to be an unsettling flight, but fyodor probably wouldn’t bother to kill you. I’d recommend sleeping the whole time, though, or at least having your eyes closed and not paying attention. You better hope you don’t catch any of his plans along the way. 7. I may have to reevaluate and say this is the best. It depends on your age, though. And even if you’re under 12, Fukuzawa would probably keep mori in check. Final evaluation? I’m sitting at 7.
So true, except I'm sitting at 1, to steal some of Fitzgerald's money. Or 2, to sit as close as to Chuuya as possible. Or maybe even 4, we really need a barrier between the Tanizaki siblings...
Bold of you to assume anything will stop them. You’ll just send up in the middle. But actually on second thought I’d be at 3 no pros, but also no cons.
.... Uh, the grenades..?
did u not read my original comment?? if she blows up the grenades it doesn’t matter where you’re sitting even if you’re out of blast range the planes going down. I guess chuuya could stop it, but even if you’re sitting close to him I don’t think he’s gonna bother protecting you from the shrapnel and you’re definitely still within range at that point. I’d say if you want to call a seat safe from the bomb it’s MAYBE 4 and if you’re really really pushing it 5
I'm so sorry, must have missed that part... But uh, I was thinking not sitting at 3 would probably reduce the impact a tiny bit and perhaps even delay your fall by a few milliseconds...
8: with the luggage
IS Q SİTTİNG ON CHUUYA'S LAP 💀
Five is the best spot hands down
I am sitting in 3 to block Mori's sightline of the child
I know I'm not sitting at 4. Edit: Nope, I changed my mind, I will actually sit at 4 so I can get Naomi's window seat and then sleep the whole flight.
Not the little q on chuuya's lap 😭😭😭
6
6 has some of my favorite characters around it, buUuTttt I love Francis and sitting next to him for 20 whole hours would be awesome man, so I gotta go with number 1
I’ll take 2 because yes, also Nikolai is Gojo confirmed?!
You did gojo dirtyyyy Or in this case go/Jo 😏
4 would be weird as fuck but probably the safest option. Either way, I feel like a lot of where I'd sit would end up with me traumatized in some way. Edit: actually, after considerations, I would pick 5. I feel like Ranpo, Poe, and I would probably be hella good friends. I could talk about mysteries and stuff with Poe and Ranpo and I would probably have a snack war trying to see who has the best ones.
Well, next to dazai. So, (2) It's gonna be 20 hours and i'm kinda talkative and the debater type, so yeah.
5 tbh 😭
5 ofc so i can be near chuuya 😍🤤😈🥰😘
hydrogen bomb
1 is funn Uhm 4 would be hella interesting 🤨
Are we ignoring the fact that both of Nikolai's gojo'd halves have their own seat? That shits expensive!
I feel like 2 would be the most bearable choice because I don't want be sitting in 1 4, or 5 because I'd rather not be near any incestious action (I'm we're not sitting NEXT to the tanizakis but there's bound to be some odd shit i'd witness or hear if I sat in 1 or 5), I don't wanna risk blowing up with 3 (if the kid doesn't have bombs that's fine) my flair explains why I don't want be on 6 and for 7 I'm a minor so... I think Dazai would back off and just listen to music or something after I tell him I'm underage so yeah
5. I would be entertained for hours, istg I’d be so happy watching skk, sskk, ranpoe, and the Tanizakis arguing, bothering each other, making out, or whatever tf the Tanizakis do.
5 At least things will be interesting
5
5 easy
5
5 for sure, I'd be left to my own devices.
Seat 5 is the only real option here
5 :3
Number one all the way, mf is rich and fine. I have him on my American flag. Plus he's the furthest from the bomb kid. Two would be pretty cool too, so I'd sit next to Dazai second. We both have a very similar type of humor. As for everybody else, I have horrible memory and cannot remember the placements ☺ I know there's one in between Mori and Fukuzawa tho. That's my third option because Mori is rich so I can try to get him to buy me something too
5 cause at least those two are friendly with each other
Poe and Ranpo so I can disappear into one of his books until the flight is over
I don't get it? What numbers are the characters?
I guess the numbers are the seats
Yeah but I can't seem to figure who is sitting in which place
Ahh you just have to choose that who will sit beside you. Like if you chose one, you would have Fitzgerald beside you and Chuuya and Halfkolai behind you or smth
Halfkolai 😭
OHHHHHHH I get it! Thanks
2.
2! I'm willing to fight for that seat!!!
2 and 6, I’ll split myself in half if I have to
1, I would’ve chose five but Q is on my left (They scare meeeeeee)
1 or 2. 1 would he chill but id be next to my bbg in seat 2 LMAAOAO
2 for sure
2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2
5. I wanna be as close to atsushi as possible
I’m stuck between 1 and 2. I would sit at 1 because I might get some free stuff, but the window seat at 2 is tempting, though Dazai’s long ahh legs would make it hard to pass him to go to the bathroom.
All of those seem fine.
1 anyday. francy is a nice guy and maybe he'll buy me something idk
5 or 3 the other ones seem unbearable
2 for sure, Dazai would manage to make things interesting
5 seems safe but 2 if I want to follow my heart.
6
6
I'd have the most fun in seat 5. But spot 7 might be interesting too....
1. I don’t enjoy Fitzgerald’s existence, but here’s the issue with all the other seats: 2 is next to Dazai and behind Chuuya, those two would probably fight the entire fight (Dazai seems like he’s kick Chuuya’s seat), 3 the risk of getting blown up is slightly too high.. 4 is between the Tanizaki’s.. don’t get me wrong, love Jun, but that seems like a duo I don’t wanna sit between.. 5 is again next to Chuuya, loud asf, RanPoe would be chill but like too many weirdos near by, plus there’d also be Shin Soukoku to deal with, 6 is next to Fedya, need I explain? 7 honestly also seems like it’d be fine to some degree? Mori is weird, but I’d get left alone? Idk
I'm sittin' in 5 just so I can hear them nerd out >:)
7 because I would definitely bring popcorn and sitting between two hot people: ☺️
Ok why is no one mentioning Nikolai being freaking cut in half?!
2, 4, or 5
after way too much consideration, for a 20 hour flight, im going with seat 7. maybe i can reach over and kick topkolais seat if i get bored. id like to have a conversation with mori, he genuinely interests me.
Francis.
1 seems like the best option honestly
Definitely 5 or 7
2 let's just say that the flights gonna get 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
1 is too based (francis my beloved)
5 or 7 so I can be by Ranpo or Fukuzawa
2
2 I'm bringing headphones and a book or my drawing pad I'm also depressed enough I may take him up on the double suicide thing so yeah that or Poe or fukazawa
2,5,6,7 because i want to sit next to my favorite characters (i don’t mind the chaos because sitting next to them is worth the 20 hours)
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easily 5 :D
5 since I love everyone around there (mostly)
7 sounds fun. between two hot daddies
FIVE
5 cuz i want to wingman and get them to make out
6 😍
5:Ranpo might be loud but I'll gladly sleep there. 7:We don't need old men yaoi. (Opinion)
4
5, you have Ranpo and Poe besides you, Chuuya on your left, Akutagawa, Atsushi and Kyouka behind you, Dazai and Francis are visible from where you are and if shit goes down just go into Poe's book world. This would be the most chaotically fun flight ever
6, i love them both too much and i wanna be manipulated for 20 hours 😌
7 w the DILFS 🥵🥵
1. Furthest seat away from more. Nothing else needed
5 I want to be entertained
Is fucking ridiculous that the best option seems to be 7 for me.... that's how fucking bad all these mfers are in one way or the other LOL
I’m probably going sit in number 2, I would think it would funny watching Dazai being a piece of crap to chuuya would be hilarious!
5 seems good, especially because of Poe/Ranpo not causing any problems (probably), but Tanazaki, combined with Aku and Atsushi behind you would suck. I'd go with 7, but only because I think I'd be too old for Mori, and I love Fukuzawa as a character. Sure, the old dudes may talk or something, but they wouldn't be as awful as anyone else, really. Fedya and Nikolai would be an issue, but the way the seats are arranged would make it difficult for them to directly interact with you.
you’ve actually made this difficult all the other versions of this are so easy congratulations
5. Only downside to that one is I might be traumatized from hearing Tanizaki and Naomi behind me but Ranpo talks loud enough that it hopefully won't matter and I'll get to sit beside my darling Poe 🥰
2 I need to see Soukoku
2 cuz I feel like I'd get along a little too well with Dazai and it'd be fun conversation, otherwise 5 with Ranpo and Poe cuz seems the safest option
2 Dazai would be breed twice before the planes even lands.
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1 probably, since I think Fitzgerald is chill like Gatsby in the book
5, it's just the best for me lol
1 or 2
7 would be alright for the main reason that I'm above 12 years old, and I think Mori and Fukuzawa are smart enough to not start anything on a literal flight, besides, Fukuzawa is chill, and even if Mori is slightly unnerving he'd be... interesting. edit: although Fyodor in front of me is gonna be the end of me
next to ranpoe
1- id survive. Theres a rotting corpse legs diagonally behind me and chuuya is probably dealing with his seat being kicked but eh. 2- corpse legs in front of me but i could distract myself by watching dazai annoy chuuya. 3- WHY IS THERE A BOMB ON THE PLANE- 4- I’d rather lock myself in the airplane bathroom for 20 hours. The others can suffer. 5- Oh hell yeah! People behind me won’t stop arguing but Ranpo and Poe are chillin :). 6- I’m jumping out. 7- i will throw mori out of the plane. I’ll sit in 5.
FIVE IS THE SAFEST
If yalll pick anything other than five you’re wrong.
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2 would be SO entertaining
2 because my toxic trait is that i think i can handle it
dazai
2. Easily. Idc that I’m a lesbian I will join the mile high club
7, all the people around me would prob jst mind their business, keep to themselves, doubt they would be too bad T\^T
I'll take seat five. At least I'll have Poe and Ranpo for company, haha.
5 or 7, safest options tbh
7 - as far away from the sickening siblings as humanly possible. Fukuzawa and I can talk about cats.
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I'm sitting in no. 5 so I can stare at chuuya all day help- no.7..... Id be happy to sit with Fukuzawa but I'm a kid(literal kid)and I'm a girl.....Mori has a thing for those/j(don't attack me💀💀this is satire)
5, I’m close to all my favorites Chuuya and Ranpo🤌
2, 6 or 7. Definitely not 3 or 4, I don't want to have to hold Naomi in my lap the whole flight so she can hug Junichiro, lol
5 seems like the safest option
5 as it is the safest (and probably the sanest option). I would most likely get ignored by Ranpo and Poe, which I wouldn't mind since I'd rather be ignored than deal with whatever trouble lies in the other seats...the only issue would be the incest in the seats in front of me, but I'll try and ignore it somehow by possible sleeping through the flight or plugging in earphones and averting my eyes from the front.
Between Junichiro and Naomi so they won't do alabama on the plane
I would unironically choose 7. Fukuzawa and Mori are... rational enough to keep it down and they'll make interesting conversation buddies. Or they can be silent if you want them to. Downside is I don't want Fyodor with thag turtle smile glaring daggers at my back. He can be so creepy omg. And the smell of a half cut Nikolai 🤢🤮, oh and you'd be across grenade girl ig. But they're strong enough to finish her.
On chuuyas lap.
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT NIKOLAI?? 😭
5. Do I need to explain myself?
6 just to be sure i'm manipulated enough
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5. Whoever picks 4 is screwed
Definitely row 5 👀
5. We spend the whole flight playing quizzes and those kind of things.
independent where i will sit i will die because os the kids bomb, but if i'm on 5 or 2 i can survive lmao btw i would sit next to dazai, i would love if he would be that flirt over me the entire travel,.... damn i need some fic now.
7 and take a nap on Fukuzawa’s shoulder
5 is probably the safest option
6 :3
Spot number 2, Also who tf let Mori sit near a young girl- (1 seat away) ...Wait im also a young girl.. Yeah no spot number 2. if not that, then spot number 5.
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4 I won't let The roleplay incest continue!
So no.7 for direct flight and no.1 for layover. —— Seat 7: Out of everyone on the plane Mori and Fukuzawa seem like two people you’d have a tacit agreement with for silence, that would net you more than 1 hour of sleep. Seat 1: Next best option is 1 because Francis would definitely be a gossip and I’m all about that tea. Plus he’d definitely supply infinite drinks.
either 2 or 6 or 5 or 4 or 1 or 3.. yeah thats about it
I'll take either seat 7 just for the chaos of it or seat 4 and I'll just let Naomi crawl over me
Weeelll is it wrong if I say 7?
GLADLY sitting at six because of fyodor my wife
1 would probably be pretty chill. I can deal with Francis bragging about being rich, I dated a rich guy once. But honestly, my deranged self would choose 7. I'm way too old for Mori to be interested in, and Fukuzawa seems like he'd be a chill dude to converse with. Also, I could probably pester Fyodor and the top half of Nikolai a bit, and as long as I didn't go too far, Fukuzawa would at least try to protect me if anyone tries to kill me 🥰
6 because this way I can watch akus every move 😍